Top Gun
It’s all fun and games until someone gets there eye poked out with an F-16.
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May 22nd, 2002 at 8:35 am
No, I am not a pilot but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn last night…..
May 17th, 2002 at 10:30 am
Plane to tower: What do you mean control-alt-delete should fix the problem?
It was at that point the US airforce worked out that Microsoft really does suck.
June 11th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
Don’t worry Mr. Drysdale. We wasn’t even close. You oughtta try drivin’ a tank around them skinny Beverly Hills roads.
May 7th, 2002 at 2:20 pm
You’re Right! This IS the easiest way to get the change that’s fallen under the seat.
May 7th, 2002 at 10:52 pm
To the delight of his fellow sailors, Capt. Collins proves that an egg is not the only thing you can balance during the Vernal Equinox.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:46 pm
“You’re sideways! You’re sideways!” the pilot screamed until he realized it wasn’t the aircraft carrier that was in trouble…
June 4th, 2002 at 12:26 pm
Left wing: His luggage.
Right wing: Her luggage.
May 18th, 2002 at 7:34 pm
Driven by the fact that skateboarding had lost it’s thrill and those recruiting commercials that feature that kickass song by Godsmack, Captain Tony Hawk decided to try his luck as a naval aviator.
May 7th, 2002 at 3:54 am
Put the plane down and stop showing off, Superman!
May 8th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
In order to save deck space, the aircraft carrier’s captain required all pilots to parallel park their jets.
June 11th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
Yaaahooooo!!!
May 7th, 2002 at 6:53 pm
“Sorry about that, control, I just had to sneeze. Did I miss anythi… JESUS CHRIST!”
May 7th, 2002 at 2:06 am
General: “OK, he will do. Now tell him to find the nearest mosque.”
May 13th, 2002 at 12:00 am
The decks new Weathervane not only told the direction of the wind, but was considered a work of art by many of the flight crew.
May 15th, 2002 at 12:49 pm
“MAVERICK!!!”
June 29th, 2002 at 6:18 pm
Even the admiral agreed, Jim’s krazy glue pranks were getting way out of hand.
May 8th, 2002 at 8:31 am
When you’re 2,000 miles away from home, entertainment comes at the cost of $21,000,000 for an F-14 Tomcat.
May 21st, 2002 at 4:36 pm
To hell with the mile high club, darlin.. you’re now in the 10 foot off the flight deck club!
June 27th, 2006 at 10:26 am
Maybe swapping his oxygen with nitrous wasn’t such a fabulous idea.
June 9th, 2002 at 3:44 pm
In an effort to improve morale, David Copperfield was on deck this past weekend performing a special show for the sailors aboard the USS Nimitz.
May 7th, 2002 at 2:41 am
“You call that a landing?”
May 7th, 2002 at 12:57 pm
“That’s very funny Sir, but you know that’s not what we meant when we asked you to parallel park that air craft.”
May 7th, 2002 at 3:28 pm
Double Sided Tape. Works perfectly.
May 7th, 2002 at 9:12 pm
Pilots found the new sculpture distracting.
May 12th, 2002 at 4:26 pm
Let me get this strait.. 45% of my taxes go to the military?
May 22nd, 2002 at 7:23 pm
Look’n good Topper. Call the ball.
May 25th, 2002 at 6:07 pm
Too close for missles, switch’n to guns
June 4th, 2002 at 12:03 pm
DAM THOSE NEW FLORIDA FLIGHT STUDENTS!!!
June 9th, 2002 at 10:08 pm
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
June 11th, 2002 at 6:57 pm
Ensign, do I have something in my teeth?
May 10th, 2002 at 8:28 am
Jake had survived the somewhat dubious task of flying a mission through the Burmuda Triangle, but somehow things just weren’t the same afterwards.
May 11th, 2002 at 9:13 pm
Well it’s hard to fly a plane when you’re sucking on a bottle,
‘Specially when the plane’s an experimental model,
Reach for Jim Beam, and you pull on the throttle!!!
Thank god I’m a country boy!!!
June 11th, 2002 at 9:52 pm
‘No sweat pal. I learned this little cool as shit maneuver watching Will Smith blast aliens in the movie Independence Day”
May 23rd, 2002 at 4:09 pm
You don’t mind if I just drop in?
May 27th, 2002 at 11:02 pm
STOP!!! Nobody breathe!!
May 31st, 2002 at 12:13 am
Only a select few afhganistanny reporters were allowed to photograph thier countries new “statue of liberty” before it was opened to the public. Compliments of the USA.
June 3rd, 2002 at 10:55 pm
Diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin’ the scene with a gangsta’ lean uuh, uuh, uuh…
June 4th, 2002 at 1:43 pm
Newest Navy Planes Able Do Difficult Wingstand Maneuver
June 4th, 2002 at 6:19 pm
The polish navy’s stunning debut.
June 9th, 2002 at 4:11 pm
F-16: 250,000,000 dollars. Aircraft Carrier: 2,000,000,000 dollars. Being able to land on the tip of your wing: Priceless!
July 16th, 2002 at 12:18 am
Pilot Jane Smith proves once again that women really ARE the better drivers.
July 18th, 2002 at 6:44 am
Stan finally figured out what the litle blue button does
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:37 pm
this is NOT F-16
it is F-14 tomcat !!!
March 17th, 2003 at 8:43 pm
Hey, tell that control tower guy to come here! Oh, and tell him to bring his coffe and a white shirt.
March 25th, 2003 at 8:32 pm
Oh, crap!
May 29th, 2002 at 10:28 am
I know that CD is in here somewhe…S H I T ! !
May 6th, 2002 at 10:39 pm
Dude check out that girl down there. Let’s fly in and get a closer look.
May 7th, 2002 at 12:18 am
your tax dollars at work. God I love this country.
May 7th, 2002 at 2:43 am
Awe DAMN! i spilled my big gulp!
May 7th, 2002 at 5:30 am
The new ‘compact storage’ F-23 is Mr Bush’s brainwave for reducing the cost of war - you can fit 50 of them on the deck of a single aircraft carrier. Everyone agrees it’s a wonderful idea.
May 7th, 2002 at 9:19 am
In an effort to make the Military more efficient, the Navy contracted with McDonald’s to provide drive-thrus on select Aircraft carriers. Don’t spill the coffee.
May 7th, 2002 at 11:06 pm
Iceman took the bet that he could get the plane to turn on a dime.
May 8th, 2002 at 6:48 am
“Right Turn, Clyde”
May 8th, 2002 at 11:39 am
Bam Bam joins the air force.
May 8th, 2002 at 11:39 am
That’s not a boomerang. THIS is a boomerang!
May 8th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
For the one million dollar qestion
Who was hit by the f-11
a)Bin laden b) uncle sam
c)lollie pop guy d) some dickhead
May 9th, 2002 at 9:33 am
You better get out on this side, Bill.
May 10th, 2002 at 2:35 pm
TAG!!!….YOUR’E IT!!!
May 11th, 2002 at 12:49 pm
…but you should see when Capt. Miller juggles THREE of those things….
May 15th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
Those crazy americans slay me
May 16th, 2002 at 7:46 pm
Are you sure we should have rented this thing from Hertz? Not exactly.
May 17th, 2002 at 10:34 am
How in the hell did he get it to balance on the wing like that?
May 17th, 2002 at 2:30 pm
The hook will catch the wire.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:44 pm
Hey Goose, I told you I could stop on a dime.
May 20th, 2002 at 4:17 pm
Mind ye head, lads.
May 21st, 2002 at 3:34 pm
Once again we relize the dangers of flying sideways.
May 23rd, 2002 at 4:13 pm
What do you mean “No Air Force pukes”?
May 23rd, 2002 at 4:52 pm
Man, I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue…
May 25th, 2002 at 12:31 pm
C’mon guys look closer. I swear there’s something stuck on my wing.
Are you blind? I can feel it. Look again.
May 25th, 2002 at 1:16 pm
the armys new system of storing planes verticlly never really caught on
they don’t know why but the poeple kept walking into the planes in aw
May 27th, 2002 at 10:58 pm
Ed followed through on his claim and slapped James with the wing. At which point he fled like crazy!
May 28th, 2002 at 2:48 am
Your OTHER left
May 28th, 2002 at 3:30 pm
Are you looking at ME?
Well are ya?
May 31st, 2002 at 12:20 am
Captain Joe Smith always enjoyed flying low enough to “flip off” the Taliban members before he circled around and bombed them.
June 4th, 2002 at 8:31 am
isn’t this site interesting
June 4th, 2002 at 8:31 am
great site
June 4th, 2002 at 9:29 am
dam rookies
June 4th, 2002 at 9:54 am
tower to plane: “It’s that you honey?”
June 4th, 2002 at 4:27 pm
Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing…at least that’s what Sarge. told me.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
Can not see you, come closer……..TOO CLOSE!!!
June 4th, 2002 at 3:59 pm
Er…nice to meet you to…!?
June 4th, 2002 at 5:13 pm
check out switches on my new ride snoop dogg
June 5th, 2002 at 11:30 am
Take my breath away, Maverick…
June 9th, 2002 at 10:05 am
Before the complete fall of Siagon, the US military tried other tactics for getting refugees out of vietnam — they should have stuck with the helicopters.
June 9th, 2002 at 8:19 am
I don’t know why they started putting hood ornaments on these aircraft carriers.
June 9th, 2002 at 8:47 am
WHEN GOOD PLANES TURN BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 9th, 2002 at 10:08 pm
Can you hear me now?
June 9th, 2002 at 10:09 pm
Can you hear me now?
June 9th, 2002 at 10:11 pm
Can you hear me now?
June 10th, 2002 at 9:52 pm
… see??…i told you she wasn’t wearing a bra !!!!
June 20th, 2002 at 12:51 pm
Budget-crunched states borrow runway stripe painter from Navy.
June 27th, 2002 at 8:30 pm
that wasn’t there when i looked!!
July 26th, 2002 at 11:45 pm
Your air force recruiter would like to remind you, narcalepsy could be a setback.
September 3rd, 2002 at 5:55 pm
Doesn’t matter what you say, I still think it’s a stupid statue..
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:37 pm
this is NOT F-16
it is F-14 tomcat !!!
June 8th, 2003 at 10:54 am
Yes, de pion ligt om!
October 30th, 2004 at 9:24 am
well im not a pilot.. but I AM drunk!
February 21st, 2004 at 5:25 pm
plane to tower requst fly-by shooting??
January 20th, 2005 at 11:02 am
This is not an F-16 they belong to the airforce this is a navy plane making it an F-14 tomcat get it right
January 20th, 2005 at 12:40 pm
“lighten up, Francis”
January 23rd, 2005 at 8:12 pm
Talk to me, Goose
April 1st, 2005 at 4:06 am
Attention tower, this is maverick requesting a flyby.
May 6th, 2002 at 10:23 pm
“The fatal last flight of Bozo the Pilot.”
May 6th, 2002 at 10:37 pm
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
May 7th, 2002 at 12:21 am
Keep holding it . . . I’ve Just gotta open the door a liiitle wider
May 7th, 2002 at 1:07 am
“I believe I can fly!” - Bob Pilot
May 7th, 2002 at 5:18 am
Fine fine, we’ll call you ‘Maverick’! Just don’t kill us!!!
May 7th, 2002 at 6:29 am
Pete knew his sculpture would impress the most stubborn of critics at the international art exhibition
May 7th, 2002 at 10:12 am
Damn, missed the boat…er…I’ll swim I guess
May 8th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
That’s one hell of a parallel parking job, private!
May 7th, 2002 at 5:16 pm
Get out of my way, I see an Amtrack Train coming!
May 9th, 2002 at 9:34 am
You better get out on this side, Bill.
May 9th, 2002 at 10:40 am
Let¥s buzz the tower!
May 10th, 2002 at 2:51 pm
Mohamed Atah couldn’t fly it better !!
May 27th, 2002 at 2:45 am
I’m stuck!
May 6th, 2002 at 11:50 pm
Geeze Bob, that is a mighty nice statue of a fighter plane, but how does it stay upright?
May 7th, 2002 at 9:11 pm
Nobody liked the new sculpture.