Eat the baby
Get in my belly.
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Get in my belly.
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May 7th, 2002 at 3:17 pm
Midget. The other white meat.
May 8th, 2002 at 3:14 am
Nope, still can’t see your balls, uncle Marvin….
May 23rd, 2002 at 2:11 pm
Welcome to prison boy….
May 23rd, 2002 at 10:30 pm
No, I think you wiped pretty good.
May 14th, 2002 at 1:09 pm
Unequal Farting Contest
May 8th, 2002 at 5:22 am
Bubba was in a good mood until the midget pointed out he had 2 belly buttons!
June 9th, 2002 at 7:29 pm
The first man to give birth to a child.
May 8th, 2002 at 12:51 pm
Hiroki vowed never again to fall for the old “I’ll wrestle ya for a hummer” trick.
May 8th, 2002 at 2:45 pm
Aw c’mon, Uncle Willy…I’m getting tired of playing boat under the bridge…
May 20th, 2002 at 4:26 pm
“GET IN ME BELLY!”
May 30th, 2002 at 11:36 pm
Bubba’s son was amazed that his father could fart the entire national anthem without dripping on the canvas.
June 10th, 2002 at 5:12 pm
Little Timmy unknowningly enters Ogre’s lair during feeding time.
May 8th, 2002 at 8:31 pm
“Two dollars, I want my two dollars!”
May 24th, 2002 at 4:53 pm
The Nutty Professor III
May 7th, 2002 at 9:10 pm
I seem to have a human-shaped penis.
May 7th, 2002 at 5:00 pm
Newton’s gravitation theory proved wrong after all!
May 11th, 2002 at 11:03 pm
now to give birth to the second twin.
May 16th, 2002 at 4:47 pm
New improved Daz will even be able to remove the soon to be brown marks from this towel.
May 27th, 2002 at 8:38 pm
These breasts are 100% real baby, ladies with the implants, eat your heart out!
July 20th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
GET IN MY BELLY!!!
October 6th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
Oral Sex! Because you never know…
May 7th, 2002 at 10:56 pm
The Nelson kids were always embarassed by Mom and Dad’s little “Wrestling Matches”.
May 8th, 2002 at 8:08 am
every time you masterbate, god makes a sumo wrestler’s saggy man breasts larger. Please… quit masterbating..
May 9th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
I hate watching sumo-porn on cable…they never show the good parts.
May 9th, 2002 at 9:37 am
It’s there, I promise. Keep looking.
June 20th, 2002 at 6:24 am
That’s gonna leave a mark
October 29th, 2002 at 1:11 pm
Pedofile!
September 19th, 2003 at 5:20 pm
Oh . . . yeeeeah, just like that! Who’s ye daddy, son?
May 11th, 2002 at 10:10 pm
Hey! One guy’s real fat and the other’s a kid!
May 7th, 2002 at 2:49 pm
theres ALWAYS room for jello!
May 7th, 2002 at 3:24 pm
Com’on i got to piggybackride u, so now u can piggybackride me!!
May 7th, 2002 at 5:13 pm
I am going to kick his big butt
May 7th, 2002 at 5:21 pm
while your down there…
May 7th, 2002 at 6:56 pm
The advance of realism in computer games leads to a version of Tekken that noone could have forseen…
May 7th, 2002 at 8:55 pm
That guy has a really small head compared to his body.
May 7th, 2002 at 10:07 pm
After fifteen long years in retirement, Mr. T makes a come back special on “Sumo Cannibals from Outer Space”.
May 7th, 2002 at 10:23 pm
There is enough blubber in that man to heat a house for a year.
May 8th, 2002 at 4:54 pm
Beef, it’s whats for dinner
May 8th, 2002 at 6:10 pm
So thats where they got the saying “once you go black you will never come back”
May 8th, 2002 at 9:06 pm
Have you ever seen Mets 1st baseman Mo Vaughn and “The View” co-host Star Jones at the same place at the same time?
May 9th, 2002 at 12:46 pm
Samu was shocked to discover he had just passed a small child.
May 10th, 2002 at 2:32 pm
This is no fun trying to play Twister with just the yellow circles….who ever stole the other colors…please bring them back!!!
May 12th, 2002 at 2:53 am
Well doctor, there seems to be a human shaped wart growing from my penis.
May 12th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
In order to get to the other side, Little Jeffrey’s game plan was to sneak UNDER Hippo Howard. Little did Jeffrey know, Howard has excellent eyesight for a hippo.
May 15th, 2002 at 1:05 pm
Mmmmm… breakfast….
May 16th, 2002 at 7:51 pm
Tiger Woods (foreground) vs. middle-aged Fat Albert (rest of picture).
May 17th, 2002 at 3:47 pm
I wanna swing on the rope!
May 20th, 2002 at 1:21 pm
I should have worn my wonder bra.
May 20th, 2002 at 4:01 pm
Since the beginning of time all men had dicks. Little johnny aims to change that
May 21st, 2002 at 5:52 am
dmt
May 25th, 2002 at 11:45 am
I just grab the fop…and I get a free round
May 24th, 2002 at 10:53 pm
eek.
May 26th, 2002 at 10:33 pm
There is nothing I could possiby say that isn’t already painfully obvious.
May 27th, 2002 at 11:39 pm
“FEE FI FO FUM!!!”
May 27th, 2002 at 10:03 pm
Welcome to my ass, population: ass
May 28th, 2002 at 2:46 am
Please don’t fart, PLEEEASE!!
May 28th, 2002 at 2:47 am
kid: This is your last warning.
May 29th, 2002 at 4:43 pm
Where’d you get that pic of me when I was about to eat dinner?
May 29th, 2002 at 9:53 pm
I’m not your mamma!
May 29th, 2002 at 10:17 pm
The bigger they are, the harder they fall!! Are you ready fat boy?
May 30th, 2002 at 1:47 am
“And the midget soon realized why they told him he was too small to be a sumo wressler”
May 31st, 2002 at 2:31 pm
Hey kid! wanna meet Akeboner?
June 1st, 2002 at 4:22 pm
it’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:41 am
Careful–or you’ll put your eye out with that thing!!!
June 4th, 2002 at 4:01 pm
JUNIOR??????????? DADDY??????????
June 4th, 2002 at 4:02 pm
I can’t see it either? Are you sure it is there?
June 4th, 2002 at 6:03 pm
please speak directly into the microphone
June 4th, 2002 at 9:52 pm
Is that your belly button or did a flesh eating virus attack your abdomen
June 11th, 2002 at 1:39 am
Daddy you broke the trampaline again.
June 29th, 2002 at 6:23 pm
Winfred knew he was overweight, but when neighborhood children started jumping in his anus for fun, he knew he needed help.
July 20th, 2002 at 10:47 pm
I WANT SOME BABY BACK, BABY BACK, BABY BACK RIBS! CHINESE BABY BACK RIBS!
July 24th, 2002 at 12:57 am
What ever happenned to William Perry?
September 24th, 2002 at 8:22 am
That looks like a baby, i eat babies, get in my belly, i am bigger than u, i am higher on the food chain. fat bastard off of Austin Powers II
October 30th, 2004 at 9:25 am
from micheal jacksons porn collection.. boys in black
February 21st, 2004 at 5:27 pm
O SHIT!!!! ITS GODZILLA!!!!
June 3rd, 2004 at 4:31 pm
Me against the world
July 21st, 2004 at 8:05 pm
how much do you way because i want to be a sumo wrestler and im only 13 so what makes you real fat and can i be like you
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:01 am
wrestler\’s ass…
Very interesting blog! If you are interested in WWE Diva’s, check out Victoria’s site!…
May 8th, 2002 at 4:39 pm
You talkin to me?
May 7th, 2002 at 2:41 pm
Big Mac vs Chicken Mc Nuggets.
May 7th, 2002 at 2:53 pm
mmmmmm…. breakfast… aughaughaugh
May 7th, 2002 at 3:27 pm
u don’t want the whitey to move his head aside…
May 7th, 2002 at 7:02 pm
“You can’t beat me, you’re just an A-Cup!”
May 7th, 2002 at 11:10 pm
Hey Mike, I really appreciate you looking to see if it is still there. I have not seen it for the last two years.
May 8th, 2002 at 3:40 am
Never ignore the ancient Japanese saying, “When his hands are above your head, his groin is level with your teeth”
May 8th, 2002 at 6:39 am
Man: “Do I look fat?”
Boy: “NO!”
May 8th, 2002 at 11:46 am
They all fall to my Drunken Monkey style!
May 8th, 2002 at 4:50 pm
Beef, it’s what’s for dinner
May 8th, 2002 at 8:48 pm
Your so fat you mother was a whale, little johny calls out.
May 11th, 2002 at 12:48 pm
its the new Sumo Aerobics video. Part 1….sumo jumping jacks…
May 12th, 2002 at 2:25 pm
Does my ass look big in this?
May 14th, 2002 at 9:51 am
Grimmise couldn’t take the ridicule from the Hamburglar anymore, so he joined the Sumo Wrestling Federation.
May 14th, 2002 at 7:02 pm
the first inter-racial simese twins, born joined at the head and penis.
May 8th, 2002 at 7:57 pm
This guy’s obviously catholic.
May 15th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
OOOOO GAAAAWD THATS THE WAY TO SUCK! GOD YOU LITTLE CHILDREN ARE JUST THE SHIT AT THIS STUFF!! OOOOO YEAH!