Beer Baby
Studies show that more and more kids are drinking at an early age; at least they have good taste.
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May 10th, 2002 at 4:29 pm
I can’t beleive that dumbass at the 7-11 fell for those fake I.D.’s !!!!
May 12th, 2002 at 12:19 am
Dude, after this we get to suck on breasts! Life is cool…
May 22nd, 2002 at 8:34 pm
Heineken…Australian for milk.
May 23rd, 2002 at 9:04 am
That. Babysitter. Is. So. Fired.
May 10th, 2002 at 10:46 am
Open casting call for “Look Who’s Talking, Bitch.”
May 10th, 2002 at 10:44 pm
…meanwhile, at the Kennedy compound…
May 11th, 2002 at 8:00 am
Children of divorced parents sleep better.
May 30th, 2002 at 11:24 pm
Lisa could not understand why the state took away her daycare license for the first offense.
May 10th, 2002 at 11:45 am
Study shows babies still prefer breasts to beer by a margin of 3 to 1.
May 20th, 2002 at 1:48 am
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: It’s no laughing matter.
June 29th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
No one could figure out how Nanny Rosa got all the children to go to sleep at naptime.
May 11th, 2002 at 12:45 pm
Heineken, having had success with product placement in movies, soon began their product placement campaign in Sesame Street….chaos ensues…
May 12th, 2002 at 9:39 pm
Police today stormed into a house and discovered six adults handcuffed to a cot…..
May 10th, 2002 at 8:16 am
(sigh)… lightweights.
May 11th, 2002 at 6:44 pm
Welcome To Your Carlsberg Years…
May 13th, 2002 at 9:52 am
Shallow Hal only saw a girl’s inner beauty…
Bitty Betty only saw a man’s maturity level
May 14th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
Before shooting the new commercial to attract a younger public, the Heineken Test Lab examines whether babys really like beer.
May 14th, 2002 at 3:33 pm
Honey, I gave them the bottle like you told me to!
May 15th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
Goddamn babies can’t hold their liquor!
May 21st, 2002 at 10:06 am
The only time in your life where u can get sloppy drunk & shit in yur pants, girls still say, “Awwwww…they’re sooo cuuuute!”
May 25th, 2002 at 10:51 pm
Catholic priests getting the boys ready for a camping trip
June 29th, 2002 at 6:25 pm
Maybe we should have followed in Mom’s footsteps
May 10th, 2002 at 8:09 pm
So it’s true that drinking takes years off your life. When these guys opened those bottles they were pensioners.
May 16th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
Unlocked appearance for “See who is talking drunk, you!”
May 31st, 2002 at 4:35 pm
The best argument against fraternities at day-care centers.
June 4th, 2002 at 12:07 pm
AMATEUR NIGHT!
June 4th, 2002 at 12:19 pm
If you were propped up infront of the TV for hours watching Barney and Teletubbies you would do the same.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:34 pm
Mom: How did you do it? They are never quiet at the same time.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:15 pm
Beer and Zanax don’t mix well.
July 11th, 2002 at 7:58 am
Irish childhood
July 28th, 2002 at 5:49 pm
Christ, that bitch never buys us any Coors!
May 23rd, 2004 at 6:34 pm
These little Heineken lushes can ‘beer-’ly keep their heads up!They’re going down, man!
February 17th, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Beer doesn’t only make adults pass out.
May 17th, 2002 at 5:15 pm
got beer?
May 10th, 2002 at 8:26 am
Robert Downey Jr had triplets?
May 10th, 2002 at 1:07 pm
Welcome to the Ozzy Osbourne school of babysitting.
May 10th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
If they could invent boobs that tasted like beer, this wouldn’t have happened.
May 16th, 2002 at 7:50 pm
Uhhhhhh… Maybe this ad campaign does need a little revamping.
May 11th, 2002 at 8:16 pm
take a chill pill (and a joke) “raymond”!
May 12th, 2002 at 12:55 am
Coming Soon: The Glass-Bottle Nipple
May 13th, 2002 at 12:29 pm
The young Kennedy brothers celebrateing thier first birthday.
May 15th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
damn that rock-n-roll music
May 16th, 2002 at 4:32 pm
One On The Right: If I just had a little more strength, I could grab my bottle and out drink the bastards.
May 17th, 2002 at 3:48 pm
Bad parenting.
May 20th, 2002 at 4:23 pm
arseholes in the making
May 23rd, 2002 at 8:48 am
The lactose-intolerant generation
May 23rd, 2002 at 11:47 am
The ugly collision of early college admissions policies and frat hazing.
May 23rd, 2002 at 12:23 pm
Baby, you got a drinking problem.
May 25th, 2002 at 12:13 pm
Lucky bastards. Me and my brothers
could only afford Pabst Blue Ribbon
at that age.
May 27th, 2002 at 8:47 am
Hon, ya’ think maybe it’s time to ween the kids off the bottle?
May 27th, 2002 at 11:29 pm
“~OOooga Cha Ga ~ ….awww not now!”
May 28th, 2002 at 2:45 am
Moe, Larry and Curly: The early years.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:58 am
Finally, a sure-fire cure for collic.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:47 pm
Most scientists say the link between fertility pills and early-onset alcoholism is still unproven
June 4th, 2002 at 11:51 pm
Next up, Shane McGowan and the Pogues on Behind the Music
June 17th, 2002 at 5:24 am
This little bubby went to market, and this little bubby stayed home, this little bubby had roast beef, and all little bubbies decided a bottle or two of plonk would be better after all!!
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:18 pm
From the portfolio of the world’s most successful baby photographer, who always gets them to be still.
July 5th, 2002 at 4:01 am
Government deny underage drinking problmes
July 28th, 2002 at 4:44 am
The infamous British Nanny finds an alternative way of making babies be quiet
September 24th, 2002 at 8:21 am
When parents start their kids at a young age down the long road to being iddiots
June 8th, 2003 at 10:53 am
Geniet, en drink met vaten.
November 16th, 2003 at 1:21 pm
Hey pass that can of beer im out
October 30th, 2004 at 9:27 am
you know stumblin round puckin shittin yourself pissin everywhere bein drunk aint no different to my everyday life
February 21st, 2004 at 5:30 pm
HEINEKEN THE OTHER CHEAP BEER
November 23rd, 2004 at 6:21 pm
Colic??? try a little booze, works every time!
May 11th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
Welcome to your Carlsberg years…
May 11th, 2002 at 7:41 pm
It’s tough to get into a twelve-step program when you can’t bloody-well walk, thank you!
May 11th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
Screw that CBS talking “Baby Bob” show. A show with drinking babies, now there you got something.
May 10th, 2002 at 9:20 am
Meanwhile, backstage at the Michael Jackson concert…..
May 10th, 2002 at 9:36 am
bring on the jack daniels.
May 10th, 2002 at 1:56 pm
… kids got hammered and slept on the dog beds….a kodak moment
May 10th, 2002 at 2:26 pm
Dad will be mad when he gets home from work and finds out we drank all his beer!!!
May 12th, 2002 at 7:30 pm
A alien species that closely resembles earth-children finally discovers earth-made alcohol.
May 12th, 2002 at 7:41 pm
This sleepover sponsored by Jim, Jake and Jose.
May 27th, 2002 at 12:28 am
ugh..sorry honey.. we were out of milk..
May 10th, 2002 at 11:02 pm
Baby 1: Dude! That bitch was hot!!!
Baby 2: DUDE! That bitch was your mom!!
Baby 3: Heh heh, but dude, she’s a MILF!
May 10th, 2002 at 2:48 pm
them babies are hardcore
May 11th, 2002 at 12:22 am
this picture sucks
May 10th, 2002 at 6:16 pm
ILLEGAL DRINKING IS NOT FUNNY GUYS