Satisfied Customer
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May 13th, 2002 at 8:57 am
To replace the Wooden Indian in front of the store, the manager decided on the more politically correct White Dumbass.
May 17th, 2002 at 3:39 pm
For an extra 5$ they did my balls too!
May 13th, 2002 at 10:05 am
…and I’m not only a customer, I’m the president.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:24 pm
After a few minutes of unpleasantness, Randy returned to the hotel wondering how he’d explain the fur candle he spent the wife’s souvenir money on…
May 17th, 2002 at 3:52 pm
Thank god I’ve found it. My ass looks like a dream catcher!
June 4th, 2002 at 8:59 am
“Before, After…you decide”
May 13th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
“back waxing” yet another ambiguous term for “homosexual prostitution”
May 15th, 2002 at 3:42 pm
Back Wax for Men: For when “Chia Pet” is no longer a term of endearment
May 16th, 2002 at 2:35 am
no one knows I’m a woman
May 27th, 2002 at 2:42 am
I can make my peeeeenis disappear!
May 28th, 2002 at 2:41 am
Other side of sign: Elvis hair clippings, $5
May 30th, 2002 at 11:16 pm
Bob was really excited until he found out that they left the wax on his back and stuffed a candlewick up his ass!
June 4th, 2002 at 7:35 am
You’re very bold but are you also daring?
June 4th, 2002 at 9:54 am
When my wife mistook me for the family dog one morning in bed, I knew it was time for decisive action.
June 4th, 2002 at 8:31 pm
100% satisfaction guarantee or get your hair “back”
June 4th, 2002 at 8:43 pm
Hairy on in and let us take the weight off your back!
May 13th, 2002 at 4:22 pm
“Yeah, OK, I’m only a backwaxer… yeah, rub it in.”
May 16th, 2002 at 4:44 pm
Christ that hurt. I’m not going to be the only one to try it. I’ll just grit my teeth and pretend it didn’t hurt near as bad as the time I sat on the bike that was missing the seat
May 17th, 2002 at 10:45 pm
standing in front of signs advertising back waxes is NOT a chick magnet.
May 18th, 2002 at 12:30 pm
I flew 3000 miles with my friends, and all I got was insulted by the internet…
June 4th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
Unbeknownst to the city slickers, OG was a Yeti before he went in.
June 4th, 2002 at 1:56 pm
“I love my job!”
June 4th, 2002 at 3:36 pm
Fooball ha been very good to me! I like fooball because … I like fooball.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:00 pm
Now I can put that hair on my head!
June 4th, 2002 at 5:26 pm
” Just call me slick!”
June 4th, 2002 at 5:44 pm
Tired of Han Solo getting all the chicks, Chewie resorts to drastic measures.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:47 pm
shortly after this photo, midwest tourist Dylan B. learned that his carefully-sculpted dorsal mohawk was in fact not all the rage in NYC.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:49 pm
shortly after posing for this picture, midwest tourist Dylan B. discovered that his carefully-sculpted dorsal mohawk was in fact not all the rage in NYC.
June 4th, 2002 at 8:39 pm
Tired of stopped up shower drains? Tired of dodging hunters in the woods? Tired of buying excessive amounts of shampoo and replacement hairdryers?
Then come on in and let us melt your problems away!
June 4th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
Whose hair-backed idea was this?
June 4th, 2002 at 8:44 pm
Check out our fur coat specials too!
June 4th, 2002 at 9:45 pm
And you thought Times Square was full of just filth and peep shows
June 23rd, 2002 at 12:07 am
No wonder the employees have such a high turnover rate.
June 30th, 2002 at 6:31 pm
Dave only did this to please his wife, she wanted him to feel the pain as if he having a baby
July 11th, 2002 at 1:30 pm
I’m not just the president, I’m a member too
July 17th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
Wax ON…Wax OFF
September 24th, 2002 at 8:20 am
If it worked for me it can work for u
October 30th, 2004 at 9:28 am
i cant read where are you guys takin me
May 17th, 2002 at 2:58 pm
I am a stupid man
May 13th, 2002 at 7:22 pm
Womens’ revenge for years of leg waxing.
May 13th, 2002 at 8:35 pm
“…..and this one time, when I was at band camp…”
May 14th, 2002 at 9:49 am
It worked on my ASS too!
May 14th, 2002 at 9:50 am
Happily no longer a uni-brow.
May 14th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
The Revenge of The Uncool, a new film by Nerdy Hankipank.
May 14th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
…Now I gotta work on my weight problem.
May 16th, 2002 at 8:54 pm
trust me, this beats the hell out of having a few drunen strippers shave your chest…
May 17th, 2002 at 8:59 am
What do you think they do with all the hair?
May 18th, 2002 at 12:30 pm
Ok, I’ll pose for the picture Sean, but first let me put on these classes and fake goatee
May 18th, 2002 at 12:32 pm
Hurry up and take the picture, I think I got the runs…
May 18th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
Mah momma works here
May 20th, 2002 at 4:19 pm
“This is me before the wax - yak yak”
May 27th, 2002 at 2:45 am
when i go to sleep, my penis goes into my stomach…
May 13th, 2002 at 6:13 pm
Yes!!! Finnaly a deal for Wookies!
May 13th, 2002 at 10:03 am
squeeeeel piggy squeeeeeeeel!
May 13th, 2002 at 12:44 pm
“I just like to watch, it makes me hot.”
May 13th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
“I use it on my back and my friend puts it on his front… yeah, slippin’ anda slidin’”
May 14th, 2002 at 3:13 am
Who’s got two thumbs and likes S&M?
May 13th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
Yeah, and they all laughed when I dropped out of the porn industry.
May 14th, 2002 at 3:29 am
hairy men turn into othello chi(m)ps
May 14th, 2002 at 9:49 am
This was taken seconds before Bill collapsed. He had lost too much blood out of his hair follicles.
May 15th, 2002 at 7:50 pm
“What was it that you stuck up your ass this morning Ted?”
May 27th, 2002 at 2:43 am
I can make my peeeeenis disappear!
May 13th, 2002 at 8:45 am
The guy in the Sept. 10th, 2001 photo really needs to visit this place. Maybe we could all chip in…
May 13th, 2002 at 9:55 am
Wax or “Whacks”????
May 13th, 2002 at 8:44 am
The gut in the Sept. 10th, 2001 photo really needs to visit this place. Maybe we could all chip in…