Running of the bull
Poor guy seems to have gone off course, the running of the bulls is the other way.
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May 16th, 2002 at 8:03 pm
NASCOW
May 14th, 2002 at 11:15 am
Bessie had dreamed of this day for all her life. The day when she could run freely with those strange, round-footed cows she had watched longingly from the pasture.
May 14th, 2002 at 6:44 pm
the cheapest way to give your meat a smoky flavor.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:41 am
Get out of my way !!!! I have no HORNS !!! ……Mooooooooooove
May 24th, 2002 at 2:43 am
The farmer soon learned to take the “Low Clearance” signs seriously.
May 24th, 2002 at 11:33 am
The new Hover-Cow goes for a test drive.
May 31st, 2002 at 3:10 pm
Trying to ease traffic, the powers that be open the nations first ‘cowpool lane’ in Omaha, Nebraska.
May 30th, 2002 at 12:47 am
It was no good… Bessy would never see that milk truck again
May 14th, 2002 at 6:47 pm
Too late, Bob realized this was Pamplona, Texas.
May 30th, 2002 at 11:08 pm
Even though the Welcome sign was missing, Bob was confident that he had just entered into KENTUCKY!
May 14th, 2002 at 1:45 pm
It was a night just like tonight, ten years ago to the day, when old man Bully got hit by a truck on this very stretch of highway. They say you can still hear his haunting moo, and some folks have even seen his ghost.
May 26th, 2002 at 12:18 am
Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over to the Mitsubishi Montero.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:19 am
Reporter: OJ has just leaped from the white bronco…
July 28th, 2002 at 5:40 pm
Oh, crap, this is exit 61 SOUTH! Son of a…
May 21st, 2002 at 3:38 pm
Monty Python and the Holy Grail all over again
May 23rd, 2002 at 9:55 am
Moo-ving traffic in Durham, NC
May 27th, 2002 at 11:22 pm
“…’nother cow!”
“No… i think that’s the same one!”
May 31st, 2002 at 10:01 pm
The prancing horse can pull over and let another one win if it wants but that chequered flag is mine, baby!
June 4th, 2002 at 11:17 am
Wait, you didn’t pay for the milk!!
June 4th, 2002 at 1:33 pm
After escaping from the Bovine Psychiatric Institute, Bessie who believed she was a sports car took to the open road.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:02 pm
Despite her slight wobble on the landing, Daisy earns a perfect “10″ for the Bovines in the moon jump competition.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:17 pm
Time for your drive home traffic report. Livestock loose on 59 South, so be sure you “moo-ve” to the left and “steer” to the right.
June 20th, 2002 at 6:21 am
Cows on Parade hits the I-5
July 4th, 2002 at 3:35 am
YEEEE HAAAAA!!!!
July 28th, 2002 at 5:43 pm
WOOOOOO! Yeah, kiss my ass, Farmer Kaminski! Take your stinkin’ “Prime Cuts” stamper and stick it where the sun don’t shine, I am OUT of here!
May 14th, 2002 at 10:14 am
What? No tail lights?
May 14th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
Rocky, the bull, preparing for his next rodeo.
May 14th, 2002 at 6:36 pm
Unfortunately, Bessie then made the mistake of stopping off for a drive-in at a branch of MacDonalds that had just ran out of burgers.
May 15th, 2002 at 4:10 pm
Run Forrest Run!!!!
May 22nd, 2002 at 10:25 pm
just look at her figure, she must have been doing that for years! Grab tt bull; she’ll be the model of the year.
May 23rd, 2002 at 12:12 pm
Sane lane gives way to Bessie Jane.
May 23rd, 2002 at 12:35 pm
YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK: America’s first Runaway Cow Ramp.
May 25th, 2002 at 1:35 pm
Ive been following this white line for weeks and i havent got anywhere
May 27th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
Impossible! Cows do not have wheels…
May 28th, 2002 at 1:05 am
Bessie thanked the witch than floated on down the highway searching for more of her light footed kind.
May 28th, 2002 at 6:40 pm
Finaly a bovine with some real balls
June 4th, 2002 at 1:53 pm
Who ordered the Colt 45, wait…I think I see Billy Dee Williams.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:31 am
Darnit! I knew I shouldn’t have taken that left turn at Albequerque!
June 4th, 2002 at 5:42 pm
After years of tipping, Bessie finally snaps and decides to exact her revenge on those damn frat boys.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:32 am
got beef?
June 4th, 2002 at 12:22 pm
Gertrude the cow, ran like hell when she realized that horny farmer Jimmy Joe Bob Billy Bart’s wife had left him forever.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:24 pm
“Hey, wait for me, I don’t have a map of how to get to grandpa’s farm…”
June 4th, 2002 at 2:04 pm
Despite her slight wobble on the landing, Daisy earns a perfect “10″ for the Bovines in the moon jump competition.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:05 pm
“One burger to go, plain no fries>”
June 4th, 2002 at 6:54 pm
After seeing Farmer Brown’s dog chase cars many times, Bessie finally thought, “Why can’t I?”
June 4th, 2002 at 9:41 pm
Pamplona, California.
June 11th, 2002 at 8:50 pm
There’s the beef.
June 29th, 2002 at 6:36 pm
Brutus was facing the dilemma of his short life: head to milwaukee or graze in the luscious pasture of the freeway divider?
July 10th, 2002 at 9:39 pm
That horse has enough butane gas to get us all to Texas and back!
July 15th, 2002 at 8:32 am
Bessy always wanted to go to spain
September 24th, 2002 at 8:19 am
soon after this picture a large 18 wheeler ran over and put bessie in three peices
March 7th, 2003 at 2:19 am
Awww, poor old gal ust wanted a manicure!
March 17th, 2003 at 8:54 pm
Freeeee! Freeee! Bessie ran and ran until she was obliterated by a drunk driver in a fricken house sized 8-wheeler.
TRUTH. Dont drink and drive.
October 30th, 2004 at 9:29 am
the milk mens strick promted the city to take drastic measures
November 27th, 2006 at 10:06 am
Dodge this.
May 14th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
Five seconds after this photo was taken, Bella exploded and became history as the first terrorist cow.
May 14th, 2002 at 1:53 pm
“Siegfried’s custom cars” just went the extra mile.
May 14th, 2002 at 2:01 pm
I smell Freedom!
May 14th, 2002 at 2:19 pm
Bullbar testing circuit.
May 14th, 2002 at 5:19 pm
Chevy Impala… Ford Mustang… Honda Cow…
May 14th, 2002 at 6:24 pm
this fat cow can’t drive for shit.
May 15th, 2002 at 7:01 am
Janey the cow tried to organise one-cow ‘No Cars Day’ but ended up being chased by the angry motorists.
May 15th, 2002 at 5:15 am
On first seeing the sign the cow hesitated…. what should i do! finaly understanding the cow began to levitate.
May 15th, 2002 at 5:23 am
May 15th, 2002 at 12:52 pm
As she saw her family speed off, little Maxi the cow never put two-and-two together that it wasnt an accident that she was forgotten at the rest stop.
May 16th, 2002 at 4:42 pm
Running, when the car won’t start and your about to get the sack from the stud fark for being late again.
May 16th, 2002 at 7:32 pm
thair’s ah kouw en tha ro-ad!! beef is on tha mooo-ve.
May 17th, 2002 at 2:35 pm
Would this be the cows COMING home, or LEAVING it?
May 17th, 2002 at 2:36 pm
Would this be the cows COMING home, or LEAVING?
May 17th, 2002 at 2:44 pm
No, Cow, this is for cars only!
May 17th, 2002 at 3:49 pm
Cow… I thought that was a Yugo!
May 17th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
3000 miles to graceland
May 20th, 2002 at 4:18 pm
“No officer, my sister is at home”
May 20th, 2002 at 4:39 pm
i get excellent gas mileage on this baby, too bad top speed is 3mph.
May 22nd, 2002 at 3:51 pm
daredevil john got a fit on the set of ‘cow, a milking life - the movie’
May 23rd, 2002 at 8:54 am
The modern cattle drive.
May 29th, 2002 at 9:41 pm
Farmer Joe! Wait, Don’t leave me!
May 14th, 2002 at 9:46 am
Turn your blinker on you son-of-a-bitch!
May 14th, 2002 at 9:48 am
Those damn heifers don’t know how to drive.
May 14th, 2002 at 10:24 am
The new Dodge Colt, now seats more passengers
May 14th, 2002 at 10:53 am
The cop didn’t feel real happy with the spell that the wizard casted upon him.
May 14th, 2002 at 10:54 am
Police cadet to his superiour : “Sorry Sir i just couldn’t find a pig suit.”
May 14th, 2002 at 10:58 am
Ponch was in hot pursuit of the bovine.
May 14th, 2002 at 11:14 am
Shoulda’ made that left at Albequerque.
May 14th, 2002 at 1:17 pm
Having seen “Back to the Futer II” far too many times, Bessie fancied herself a flying car.
May 14th, 2002 at 1:41 pm
Got Milk?
May 14th, 2002 at 4:31 pm
photographic evidence that cow’s hover 3-6″ and do not in fact fly.
May 19th, 2002 at 8:06 pm
Nathan knew he needed to brush up adding shadows in Photoshop, but until now just didn’t know how.
May 18th, 2002 at 10:42 pm
Beef…It’s whats for dinner
May 14th, 2002 at 5:13 pm
Madeleine Albright’s morning jog.