Not the Duke boys
Looks like this guy decided he was one of the Duke boys in Hazard County; he was going to jump the gorge with his truck and boat.
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May 15th, 2002 at 2:31 pm
Damn you, Mapquest.com, damn you!!!
May 15th, 2002 at 4:09 pm
No, your other left.
June 4th, 2002 at 1:37 pm
Truck Attempts Suicide, Boat Saves Life
May 20th, 2002 at 7:19 pm
Guy on Boat: “Hey, I think I caught something. It feels big”
May 18th, 2002 at 11:49 am
An Amtrak engineer on vacation
May 15th, 2002 at 6:27 pm
Cop:’come again…your name is 007 and you just chased this car with a boat???’
June 11th, 2002 at 2:03 pm
Toonsis the driving cat briefly got back into show business in 2001, but tragically, he still couldn’t stop the voices in his head.
May 16th, 2002 at 7:41 pm
Honey, now will you stop and ask for directions?
May 29th, 2002 at 1:45 pm
This is what happens when lemmings drive.
May 17th, 2002 at 2:22 am
You . . . Should have . . . Bought . . . A Squirrel.
May 16th, 2002 at 8:22 pm
little more… little more… NO! that’s too much, back her up a little…
May 19th, 2002 at 8:00 am
Brian: “Indeed, the boat weighs more than the car.”
John: “Well, then give me my fifty dollar!”
June 4th, 2002 at 10:39 am
D’Oh!
May 17th, 2002 at 3:42 pm
The ugly side of ‘Road head’
May 19th, 2002 at 3:22 pm
Dad don’t forget, we still have to buy some bait.
May 20th, 2002 at 4:42 pm
look mommy, lets stop and stare at the stupid people.
May 21st, 2002 at 9:12 am
So THIS is why I never took that left turn at Albuquerque..
June 4th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
“‘Like A Rock’ my ass!”
May 16th, 2002 at 2:50 am
Is this what one would call a cliffhanger?
(Jeez, I wonder what will happen after the commercial break…)
May 17th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
Damnit honey! I told you this truck doesnt go offroad!
May 20th, 2002 at 4:17 pm
“This ways faster!”
May 23rd, 2002 at 5:48 am
3 words….No trailer Brakes…
May 28th, 2002 at 1:00 am
Watching the sky, he realised that traveling by the north star would work better… if it was night, and the north star would stop moving.
May 31st, 2002 at 9:58 am
No longer able to stay upright on two-wheeled vehicles, Evel Knievel tried to jump Snake River Gorge in his pickup truck and boat.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:47 am
What the hell do you mean you thought you’d take a short cut?
June 4th, 2002 at 12:19 pm
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin’ man,
the skipper brave and sure…………..
July 25th, 2002 at 4:37 am
I could have sworn that the lake was right here!! Driver checks map Okay, which one of you kids drew on the map again?
May 25th, 2002 at 10:55 pm
its ok honey, it was still worth the road head
May 16th, 2002 at 3:02 pm
Even in vehicle form, the Transformers were always fighting.
May 17th, 2002 at 11:43 am
jim didnt think he could get more embarressed until his boot popped open and everyone got a good look at his porno collection
May 19th, 2002 at 8:04 am
Just after he had barked for an hour, John let Fifi take over the wheel.
May 18th, 2002 at 11:39 pm
The fish finder said there was a buncha fish off the starboard fender, so we went for it.
May 19th, 2002 at 8:02 am
While everyone was looking at the car, nobody noticed the magnificent scenery.
May 21st, 2002 at 9:49 am
First, I go in the wrong way, then I find out the lake’s all dried up!
May 23rd, 2002 at 12:54 pm
Honey, it’s a good thing we bought the “Valley” hitch.
May 25th, 2002 at 1:31 am
some people will do anything for good parking
May 27th, 2002 at 11:58 am
A game of Spyhunter goes tragically wrong when the programmers forget to implement the flying section.
May 31st, 2002 at 9:53 am
Seeing the water below, Ben could hardly contain himself and headed directly for the shore.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:32 pm
I swear officer, the skier came back around and I swerved…. No I haven’t been drinking!
June 4th, 2002 at 6:20 pm
No need to worry,
George Dubya just choked on a pretzel is all.
June 17th, 2002 at 12:36 pm
“I dare ya..”
“no..”
“I DOUBLE dare ya..”
“no..”
“I….
June 29th, 2002 at 6:39 pm
Much to his dismay, Cliff failed to realize that this lake dried up 2 million years ago.
June 30th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
What happened on the original pilot for Gilligan’s Island
July 28th, 2002 at 4:38 am
Take THAT, you stupid truck!
June 4th, 2002 at 5:12 pm
Hey Billy Bob, we better try another short cut next time, huh, huh!!!
May 17th, 2002 at 10:26 pm
Had I known of the sheer drop, I would have done everything in my power to prevent this.
May 25th, 2002 at 8:04 pm
The Parks Service realized too late that it was not enough to ban just Jet Skis. No car or truck could ever enjoy nature in safety until all the rowdy motorized watercraft were banned from the trails.
May 21st, 2002 at 3:32 pm
once again we realize the dangers of boating with a car.
May 21st, 2002 at 6:13 pm
I told you not to use the boat as the anchor to mountain climb again.
June 4th, 2002 at 8:58 am
No, no; you’re putting the wrong end in!
May 22nd, 2002 at 10:22 pm
mountains made more accessible by car. yacht will be next.
May 23rd, 2002 at 12:08 pm
First ’space boat’ launch attempt deemed miserable failure.
May 23rd, 2002 at 6:31 pm
Damn these tailgating boats!
May 25th, 2002 at 6:05 pm
women drivers…
no survivors…
film @ 11
May 27th, 2002 at 11:42 pm
…a job for….
THE POWERPUFF BOYS
May 28th, 2002 at 2:52 am
What did you use for bait?
May 29th, 2002 at 12:46 pm
just my luck i get rear ended by a boat
May 29th, 2002 at 1:48 pm
George w. Bush on vacation.
May 30th, 2002 at 1:44 am
“Oh, so you put the BOAT in the water, and the truck stays on the ground?”
May 30th, 2002 at 1:58 am
Ironically… the boat did manage to tow him back up out of the gorge..
May 30th, 2002 at 8:10 pm
I think we should take this short cut….
June 2nd, 2002 at 10:26 am
WHAT HAZELTON DID AFTER HIS RETIREMENT FROM EXON
June 3rd, 2002 at 12:50 am
never knew this 4×4 couldnt go off the rock a lil officer just one hit and i thought it was brown weed
June 4th, 2002 at 8:55 am
I told you to launch the boat
June 4th, 2002 at 11:01 am
Yes, Hello Hertz, I changed my mind I think I will take to full coverage.
June 4th, 2002 at 12:09 pm
While removing the Cell phone from his buttocks,Forest realized a hands free kit was worth $19.95.
June 4th, 2002 at 12:18 pm
Man in the car: Officer, can you give me a hand with these beer bottles?
June 4th, 2002 at 1:48 pm
“That’s correct officer. Then he said, ‘Hold my beer and watch this!’”
June 4th, 2002 at 1:51 pm
I told you the turn off was later. This is not going to get us to the lake. Great job Harry, you ruinned another weekend. Oh look, now you spilled the coffee, what do I have to do to get yo to pay attention to me.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:18 pm
Nice hitch!
June 4th, 2002 at 3:28 pm
Bill Clinton and Monica, out for an afternoon drive.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:42 pm
Look at these Dang fools Hank, They aint never gonna get that truck outa that hole with that Little boat.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:20 pm
Headline: “If not for the courage of the fearless roadcrew, the Minnow would be lost.”
June 4th, 2002 at 6:03 pm
Another customer gets ripped off at the Official James Bond Fire-Sale.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:11 pm
Leaked photo of Ford’s potential new ad campaign: “Go Anywhere.”
June 4th, 2002 at 6:15 pm
THAT’s why they call it the Dead Sea…
June 4th, 2002 at 6:57 pm
“Can you hear me now?”
June 4th, 2002 at 9:39 pm
Look Honey the GPS says I’m hanging off the side of a cliif, I love the gadgets.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:25 pm
Survivor XXIIV: The California Seacoast. Tonite, a water challenge goes terribly wrong in this season cliffhanger.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:27 pm
“Hmmmm…if I try to climb out of the cab, everything goes over the edge and I fall to my death. If I wait to be rescued, I’ll never hear the end of this.”
June 9th, 2002 at 7:46 am
Wile E Coyote fails (again) to catch the Roadrunner with the latest Acme product.
June 9th, 2002 at 8:09 am
Never take the short cuts offered by on-star!
June 9th, 2002 at 4:39 pm
And here we see Ted Kennedy on a weekend jaunt.
June 11th, 2002 at 1:33 am
Now do you see why I bought the boat honey?
June 15th, 2002 at 5:40 am
“No Bob, this is the short cut to the lake…”
June 17th, 2002 at 11:15 am
it would be a lot easier to kill myself without this pesky boat
June 23rd, 2002 at 12:05 am
This guy passed the written test by reading Cliff’s Notes.
September 24th, 2002 at 8:18 am
ok so this is a legal place to park the truck and boat ok lets get out kids aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
January 21st, 2003 at 9:50 am
this is why i quit bassin,it was just a matter of time……..
January 21st, 2003 at 9:58 am
this is why i quit bassin,it was just a matter of time… large example of
kinzua incident
March 7th, 2003 at 2:19 am
Those damn illegal immigrants ran right out in front of us!
March 8th, 2003 at 5:32 pm
New Speedboat - - -$17,000
New Pickup Truck - $14,000
Heavy Duty Trailer Hitch - - Priceless
March 17th, 2003 at 8:59 pm
Oof! This huge bolder is heavy im just gunna role it off the edge here and… Smash the dumb man into billions of pieces!
June 8th, 2003 at 10:52 am
Je zei nog wel dat hier water was lul!
January 6th, 2004 at 3:28 am
I told you not to let her drive, dad
February 21st, 2004 at 5:33 pm
YES OFFICER, THE BOAT WAS GIVING ME A PUSH START,AND I TIRED TO GET THE CHIPMUNK,AND WELL I MISSED.
April 16th, 2004 at 8:46 am
A real crying shame!
A truck load of Democrats with one empty seat!
June 3rd, 2004 at 4:02 pm
crap! ill sue those cruise control people! Sue them
February 14th, 2008 at 4:16 am
gps fish finder…
Garmin is one of the most trusted names in the gps industry, and owning a Garmin gps unit is a great step in the right direction with some of the best navigation technology around….
May 20th, 2002 at 1:19 pm
I have BF Goodrich Tires! Why does it not work like what they show on TV.
May 19th, 2002 at 7:33 am
government warining: choking on pretzels while driving is fatal
May 16th, 2002 at 5:39 pm
It’s those damn hunters returning from their trip.
May 15th, 2002 at 9:06 pm
The Hardy boys try to solve another crime.
May 15th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
Where’s Superman when you need him?
May 15th, 2002 at 2:20 pm
Yes, Mr. Jones? How’s the trip coming? Well, the good news is your boat is just fine, Sir.
May 15th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
knew i shouldn’t have tried to launch the boat here.
May 15th, 2002 at 4:08 pm
Yes. I am very sure about this shortcut. Look, I’ve done this a thousand times before.
May 15th, 2002 at 4:19 pm
Please don’t cut across the crossbacks, Mr. Jones. It isn’t very good for the landscaping.
May 16th, 2002 at 2:17 pm
The guy wouldn’t ask for directions
May 16th, 2002 at 2:50 pm
When that flash-flood arrives, will somebody please put my boat into full-reverso? Thank you.
May 16th, 2002 at 4:40 pm
They call me Blond, Dumb Blonde, 003 1/3
May 17th, 2002 at 3:02 pm
i have Hugh Grant’s face for hands, thats why i can’t drive.
May 16th, 2002 at 7:43 pm
The latest Fad…Truck Bungee Jumping!!!
May 17th, 2002 at 2:25 pm
Yes officer thats right. The boat just ramed you off the road. I think it all has somthing to do with that comet.
May 18th, 2002 at 1:19 pm
WHAT THE HELL
May 18th, 2002 at 10:44 pm
damn anthrax
May 19th, 2002 at 7:56 am
“Taking a shortcut, yeah yeah, you mister superhero…”
June 4th, 2002 at 9:41 am
While suspended in his truck Billy Joe Bob suddenly realizes that he will soon be the most emailed photo on the ‘net.
May 17th, 2002 at 2:41 pm
this truck just fell off a cliff