When animals attack
Sorry for the lack of posts. A wedding stole me from the internet for a few days. I’ll post a bunch this week so check back often.
This kitty better be fast.
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May 21st, 2002 at 3:50 pm
“Yea, Though I Walk through the Valley of The Shadow of Death…”
May 25th, 2002 at 1:30 am
it’s amazing how many bitches you have to deal with just to get a little pussy
May 21st, 2002 at 6:56 am
“waaait for ittt… waaaiit for ittt…”
May 21st, 2002 at 12:59 am
Mr. Fluffy did his best to move very quietly, but he had a feeling the dogs had already seen him
May 21st, 2002 at 3:21 pm
Wait everyone! First we have to say grace!
May 22nd, 2002 at 10:03 pm
NOTE: At the very moment this picture was taken, no animals were harmed.
May 21st, 2002 at 3:54 am
All the times Woodrow had been made fun of in kitty grade school for his trademark “sit” instead of the more traditional “meow” finally paid off.
May 21st, 2002 at 3:29 pm
Local Headlines: Dog training school goes bust.
The owner of the school said today in a statement to the press, “It’s not my fault, the cat kicked the crap out of the biggest dog and now none of the others will touch it.”.
May 28th, 2002 at 5:15 pm
there is no spoon…there is no spoon
May 21st, 2002 at 12:14 am
Luckily for Kitty, all of the dogs just happened to be afraid of puddles.
May 23rd, 2002 at 11:57 pm
None of them believe I’m doing this.
May 29th, 2002 at 12:05 am
Before Fluffy could become a member of the cat gang, he has to pass the final test.
May 21st, 2002 at 4:41 am
Cat: Stupid dogs! this isn’t what your boss meant when he told you he was in dieing need of some PUSSY!
May 21st, 2002 at 2:32 am
brainless mutts…listen up! YOU BETTER BE TOUGH TO GET OUT OF THIS BOOTCAMP ALIVE! AND ITS “YESSIR, SARGENT SNOWBALL!” WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?”
May 23rd, 2002 at 8:28 pm
CAT SCAN
May 21st, 2002 at 5:10 pm
now do you understand why blind cats should be kept inside!!!!
May 31st, 2002 at 3:01 pm
John Gotti’s cat feared no one.
May 22nd, 2002 at 3:55 pm
The captain of the dog squad addressing his platoon.
May 21st, 2002 at 9:08 am
A test of willpower in a support group for dogs eating cats. Stay strong my friends…
May 20th, 2002 at 10:08 pm
Brave Heart 2 Preview.
August 18th, 2003 at 9:17 pm
CLEAR THE WAY…Cat with a death wish comin’ through
May 20th, 2002 at 11:19 pm
…and that was when Felix realized that he probably shouldn’t have pissed in Fido’s water dish
May 21st, 2002 at 12:26 am
Dogs and cats, living together. Stay Puff Marshmallow Man unavailable for comment.
May 24th, 2002 at 9:56 am
Ok boys, the plan is simple: you all put on a cat costume, just like this one, and we’ll just waltz right into that cat show and suprise the hell out of them…
June 1st, 2002 at 4:53 pm
What would you do for a klondike bar?
June 4th, 2002 at 5:44 am
Uncle Matty and Warren Eckstein Advocate Marijuana for Training Guard Dogs
November 20th, 2004 at 5:14 pm
Asked to give his predictions for the Fiesta Bowl matchup between Oklahoma and Utah, Lee Corso instead drew a picture.
May 21st, 2002 at 12:16 am
Dogs scare the piss out of cat.
May 21st, 2002 at 3:59 am
Fans of Rex remained reserved and stood in line when Mr Pimms, their hero’s biggest competitor, was voted out of the Big Brother house.
June 9th, 2002 at 1:50 pm
Imagine the picture of the same situation, with the exception of the dogs toking up 30 minutes before and have some mad munchies… scary, isn’t it
May 21st, 2002 at 9:12 am
hey…..isn’t that Bill and Hilary’s cat?
May 22nd, 2002 at 3:54 pm
The Germans always had an appetite for the weak and innocent…
May 22nd, 2002 at 4:07 pm
“I’m not supposed to be commanding this Army. I’m not even supposed to be here. Let the first bastards to find out be the goddamn humans. Someday I want them to sit back on their hind legs and howl, “Jesus Christ, it’s the goddamn Cats and Dogs and that son-of-a-bitch Mr. Nibbles again.”
May 28th, 2002 at 6:00 am
Fast Food.
May 28th, 2002 at 1:23 pm
That will teach them!!
May 30th, 2002 at 1:43 am
Experements in the low tech fireing squad were a resounding sucess
May 30th, 2002 at 11:18 am
…Uh-Oh…
July 28th, 2002 at 5:33 pm
“Yeah, that’s right, I’m takin’ a piss right in front of you! Whatcha gonna do about it, huh, ya PUSSIES…“
June 2nd, 2002 at 4:38 pm
Just because I look like a cat, doesn’t mean I’m not a dog!
June 4th, 2002 at 7:33 am
Hey, wait a minute…….there’s no tuna samples here…..?!?!?!
June 4th, 2002 at 10:59 am
Hey Rex, how can that cat walk with balls that big!?!
June 4th, 2002 at 2:30 pm
PUSSIES!
June 7th, 2002 at 2:05 pm
the annual meeting of the blind german shephard association
June 17th, 2002 at 12:27 pm
“Now let me see if I have this right. If we “pass” this obedience test we become police dogs and might have to take a bullet for a human one day, but if we “fail” we are given to good homes and live life of luxury? Seeya fellas…”
June 17th, 2002 at 5:22 pm
Yeah, that’s right boys, I’m a calendar cat. Check out my date.
June 20th, 2002 at 12:30 am
Listen, we all know we’ll never hear the end of it from PETA…
June 30th, 2002 at 5:05 am
Democracy is 15 dogs and 1 cat voting on what to have for lunch.
March 6th, 2003 at 3:41 pm
yummmm! id like to eat that pussy!
March 18th, 2003 at 9:43 pm
Masterbating TOO much.
November 16th, 2003 at 1:31 pm
dogs:wheres the cat i don’t see it
October 2nd, 2004 at 10:19 pm
And you think your job sucks?
May 20th, 2002 at 11:45 pm
The police k-9 unit were forced to use mechanical kittens because of the aftermath that followed this picture.
May 21st, 2002 at 12:09 am
The dogs held there distance…Nobody messes around with “Spidermans” cat.
May 21st, 2002 at 2:29 am
ATTENTION! NOW WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT “BUTCH” DID WRONG WHEN HE TRIED TO CHASE THAT BULLDOZER?
May 21st, 2002 at 6:51 am
if i just stand still….maybe they wont see me!
May 24th, 2002 at 5:52 pm
They’ll never believe this one back at the cattery….
May 25th, 2002 at 11:29 am
ooh…that catpiss can stink
May 27th, 2002 at 9:59 pm
This is German Sheperd Orgy-Fest ‘98, no kittens allowed.
May 29th, 2002 at 9:28 pm
Damn! They had to take them away just before the best pussy went by!
May 31st, 2002 at 12:46 am
Confused, Jingles says under his breath,”For some reason, I feel as if someone is watching me!”
June 2nd, 2002 at 11:40 am
Hey, Rex, that’s our new drill instructor. If you want to stay out of the brig, keep your mouth shut. It’s the new “Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell.” rule.
June 2nd, 2002 at 11:42 am
No one calls the new commander a pussy in this dog’s army and gets away with it!
June 4th, 2002 at 5:19 am
WHUTTUP DAWG!?!? Whuttup Dawg!?!? Whut-up D-a-w-g? Uh….
June 4th, 2002 at 7:30 am
Possy….. I said I needed a possy
June 4th, 2002 at 7:37 am
HOLD!!!!
June 4th, 2002 at 8:43 am
Truth or Dare… well, I dare you to walk….
June 4th, 2002 at 2:18 pm
Warning! The Brown Acid used to spike the communal dog bowl is bad stuff man!
June 4th, 2002 at 5:38 pm
And the cat said, “Arf”?
June 4th, 2002 at 12:53 pm
Man, I can’t believe that cat walks in the puddles…
June 4th, 2002 at 12:56 pm
Cat: Sit! Stay!
Dogs: Do as told…
Cat: Heh Heh Heh! Dogs are soooo stupid…
June 4th, 2002 at 3:27 pm
I knew I shouldn’t have taken the shortcut…
June 4th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
Whew! It’s a good thing I traded those 8 lives for that invisable paint.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:45 pm
Who wants to break the wishbone with me?
June 4th, 2002 at 5:21 pm
“Ninja, the cat, had a reputation that proceeded him.”
June 4th, 2002 at 6:08 pm
After inspecting his troops, Colonel Socks proclaimed them fit for battle.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:18 pm
And the 2001 LAPD K9 Squad Rosa Parks Achievement Award goes to…Furball McKenzie!
June 4th, 2002 at 9:01 pm
HOW MANY GERMANS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
June 4th, 2002 at 9:38 pm
I love the dessert carts in these posh places
June 4th, 2002 at 11:44 pm
“Yes sir…They are definitly all unics”
June 9th, 2002 at 7:00 am
Not a politician in the bunch
June 9th, 2002 at 7:34 am
When cats get Alzheimer’s…
June 9th, 2002 at 7:34 am
Who the f*ck let the dogs out?
June 9th, 2002 at 9:18 am
Elton John’s cat and her bodyguards.
June 9th, 2002 at 1:45 pm
The jury found you guilty for murder in the first of the mouse. You’re sentenced to death
June 11th, 2002 at 1:31 am
Just a small part of the rigurous training to at the dog academy.
June 11th, 2002 at 8:45 pm
The rest of his canine buddies looked on in stunned disbelief after lead dog Zigfreid remarks..’did you guys see the size of the balls on that damn cat?!’
June 12th, 2002 at 5:58 am
Nice arse, shame about the breed.
June 15th, 2002 at 1:48 am
A group of Germans checks out some pussy.
June 16th, 2002 at 10:21 am
and, GO !!!!
June 17th, 2002 at 12:17 pm
“Yes yes, I am well aware of all the ways to skin a cat, but which one are we going to use?”
June 17th, 2002 at 2:32 pm
“NO GODDAMMIT!”…WHEN I SAY “YOUR LEFT, YOUR LEFT, YOUR LEFT…I MEAN EXACTALLY THAT” NOW WATCH, YOU JUGHEADS!
June 18th, 2002 at 1:31 pm
The invisibility machine really does work!
June 19th, 2002 at 1:23 pm
Whew! It’s a good thing I traded those 8 lives for that invisable paint.
Thought of you on this one.
Lynne Leon
June 20th, 2002 at 12:40 am
Leroy Brown, Junkyard Cat.
June 26th, 2002 at 1:52 pm
eep…
June 29th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
Mr.Bush agreed that a war against Canada would be something like this
July 15th, 2002 at 9:08 am
Why blind cats just don’t survive in the wild.
July 17th, 2002 at 11:07 pm
…and although Marvin didn’t realize it until it was too late, at that moment his prototype invisibility suit inexplicably turned off.
July 26th, 2002 at 11:48 pm
“So then we took the Sargent’s cat, and, ohh shit, here he comes…
July 30th, 2002 at 8:10 am
“I say, ‘we come in peace, take us to your leader’, and it spits in my eye and rakes my face with its claws. This must be the most aggressive sentient species we’ve encountered. I’d like to know how they trained all these hairless apes to obey them like they do, too.”
September 24th, 2002 at 8:16 am
since these were seeing eye gogs this was the final test will they go for the cat
March 17th, 2003 at 9:02 pm
were walking, were walking, were running, were bieng chased, were bieng cought, were dieing, were dieing, were dead. That concludes: Cat and dogs!
March 17th, 2003 at 9:09 pm
Heroic armegeddon music playing You are the ones, you will embark on a journy through hell and back. To chew tires like all hero dogs have done before. You will go were no dog has gone before. Except for your russian hero, natalia. The first dog that unwillingly sacrafised her life. sniff God Speed
June 8th, 2003 at 10:51 am
Kijk jongens daar ligt een opgegeten worst! Pak hem!!
August 6th, 2003 at 7:57 am
Clinton’s cat Socks seems to have learned a few bad habits from his master. Even cats will go anywhere for a bit of tail….
October 30th, 2004 at 9:31 am
wait theres 1..2..3 … 15 of us and one of him… i think we can take him
February 21st, 2004 at 5:39 pm
THAT CAT HAS SOME BIG BALLS, HEY FRED HOW ABOUT WE GET THE PUSSY, WHAT DO’YA SAY???
November 23rd, 2004 at 6:14 pm
After smoking too many cat-nip joints “BOOTS” plays truth or dare with buddies
August 11th, 2004 at 11:36 pm
Aw Dawg…Check out that pussy!
October 3rd, 2004 at 10:54 pm
What it takes to herd cats.
October 4th, 2004 at 7:00 am
the cats is in camouflage as dogs can only see in black and white..
November 30th, 2004 at 5:50 pm
DEAD CAT WALKIN…
April 1st, 2005 at 3:59 am
“Don’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me ohhhh?”
April 18th, 2008 at 8:28 am
THE GREAT ESCAPE
May 21st, 2002 at 2:12 pm
Ready? One….. Two…..
May 21st, 2002 at 11:50 am
The Police dogs were very good at sitting and staying before being released to eat their snack.
May 21st, 2002 at 7:00 pm
“Alright, boys, pay attention! See this line here? I want you to go around the building and go in the side door. Remember, once you’re in, it’s left, right, left. The plans are on the desk….Don’t worry, we’ll get those terrorists yet. Now MOVE!”
May 22nd, 2002 at 10:15 pm
excellent choice of bodyguards against enemy cat
June 4th, 2002 at 2:06 pm
sure Osama, this cat costume will help you get out of fudge-pakingstan.
May 25th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
if the photographers from China, the dogs might have a little compatition for dinner
May 23rd, 2002 at 9:04 am
The cat progressed to start a drug cartel because the dogs wouldn’t touch him.
May 21st, 2002 at 12:29 am
tkz is not funny