Sugardaddy
Hey baby!
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Hey baby!
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May 23rd, 2002 at 1:50 am
I’d love to get in her pants!!!….cause I just shit in mine.
May 22nd, 2002 at 8:50 pm
coming May 2003, “NBC’s 30 years of must see TV” The Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky Reunion Special
May 30th, 2002 at 10:47 pm
Harold swore he would never piss in a cup, but, at his age he would do almost anything for a hug.
May 31st, 2002 at 2:54 pm
After a facelift and a dye job…Anna Nichole Smith is back on the dating scene.
June 12th, 2002 at 2:53 am
anna-nicole smith: yes folks, just follow the instructions on my instructional video and you too can strike it big!
June 4th, 2002 at 12:52 pm
I think it moved!!!!
May 22nd, 2002 at 2:01 am
Old man: “Huuh…!?”
Woman: “Yeah babe, I’m a she-male…never heard of them?”
June 9th, 2002 at 9:58 am
Tim sets a new world record, attending 87 consecutive senior proms!
May 22nd, 2002 at 2:16 pm
what 2 years of marriage causes to young men
May 27th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
If you take the green pill…
June 4th, 2002 at 12:01 pm
Sober up, lady. And for the hundredth time, I am NOT your dentist
June 4th, 2002 at 4:48 pm
Santa, for Christmas, can I have a…
June 4th, 2002 at 5:14 pm
Yes, it really is that long and it still works baby!
June 11th, 2002 at 2:26 am
what i have to have sex with you to save a kitten?
June 17th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
EVEN THOUGH SHE OPENED WIDE, SHE COULDN’T CONVINCE AMBROSE THAT THE CLITORIS, WASN’T THAT LITTLE GOOGLER THING IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:17 am
“Is thast a roll of pennies in your pocket? or are ya glad to see me?”…”Come over here and let me knock some cents in you!”
May 26th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
“Sorry, Pops. but I’d rather jerk off a homeless guy…”
May 22nd, 2002 at 1:27 am
Bill Clinton, circa 2026
May 21st, 2002 at 9:03 pm
You know better than that! First your teeth go in the glass, THEN you get into my pants.
May 23rd, 2002 at 7:03 am
Thats right I said $2 million
May 24th, 2002 at 11:05 am
My unconditional love will depend on how much you are worth.
May 24th, 2002 at 12:00 pm
The old mister Rogers first had to seduice the woman before he could get to her son.
May 27th, 2002 at 11:50 am
Jesus! You’ve got a face hugger on yer shoulder old man!!
May 30th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
And, does your dick suit my mouth?
May 30th, 2002 at 9:07 pm
“Is that a cane, or are you just happy to see me?”
May 30th, 2002 at 4:49 pm
Sid Caesar and Roseanne Arnold?!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
May 31st, 2002 at 2:05 am
your name is jhon jacob jinglehimer schmitt too? well no shit!
June 4th, 2002 at 8:25 am
…are you wearing Windex ’cause I can see myself in your pants?
May 31st, 2002 at 2:13 pm
keep rubbin’ my shoulder, honey, and that cup will be full in no time…..old faithful ain’t got nothin’ on me….
June 1st, 2002 at 4:52 pm
May 21st Libra: today is your day!
Find a soulmate! Don’t hesitate, Mr. Right is right around the corner!
June 2nd, 2002 at 10:21 pm
“Hey baby, I created Spider-Man. Care to see my little web-slinger?”
June 4th, 2002 at 4:23 am
Old guy: …so I says, “Some corner!”
Woman: Har har har de har!
June 4th, 2002 at 10:57 am
Hey is the viagra working or are you just glad so see me?
June 4th, 2002 at 12:12 pm
Oh Crud, My Viagra just wore off.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:00 pm
She’s after my money.
Like I care.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:24 pm
I told you I would get that prune juice down you.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:21 pm
Is my hand on your thigh or mine?
June 4th, 2002 at 5:34 pm
who are you and where are my pain killers?
June 4th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
Beer goggles? Hwat do you mean? I was drinking Gin!
June 4th, 2002 at 9:11 pm
hugh hefner final settles down….after he is given 6 weeks to live by doctors.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:32 pm
You couldn’t possibly eat me that long
June 4th, 2002 at 11:26 pm
Bet this is the last time she gets drunk.
June 9th, 2002 at 6:58 am
That Viagra really does work!
June 8th, 2002 at 12:52 am
Thats rigth grandpa…all u have to do is pee in this cup
June 9th, 2002 at 5:34 pm
Jim was really happy that the stripper hired for his party sang “Happy Birthday” to him. He’d be even happier if the stripper wasn’t his own granddaughter.
June 11th, 2002 at 6:51 pm
Monica Lewinsky’s new boyfriend wasn’t nearly as handsome as Bill Clinton, but his exotic cigar collection was way more fun than the cheap Phillies Blunts Bubba kept in his office.
June 17th, 2002 at 10:11 am
Oh my god, she gonna eat me! Damn succubus!
June 26th, 2002 at 3:05 pm
SAY WHAT! YOUR THE FOUNDER OF KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
June 29th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
“You know when I was in the navy I got a tatoo on my asshole and it looks alot like you”
June 30th, 2002 at 5:24 am
Aaron Spelling uses his hypno-wart to convince Pia Zadora to make Santa 2: Return to Mars.
July 20th, 2002 at 10:44 pm
….at least he’s rich!
July 28th, 2002 at 5:37 pm
Oh, for crissake, you all know it’s just his grandaughter or somethin’.
September 12th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
Look, It’s Cher! she finally gave up dating young guys.
March 7th, 2003 at 2:20 am
Hallelujia, viagra!
January 6th, 2004 at 3:31 am
I swear it was the dog who farted
October 30th, 2004 at 9:33 am
you know thats not a walkin stick in my poket… oh wait it is
December 23rd, 2004 at 12:45 am
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
May 26th, 2002 at 6:44 pm
“When you say it Depends are you meaning the ones I am wearing?”
May 22nd, 2002 at 4:02 am
Try our new aftershave for senior citizens: Eau de Credit Card.
May 22nd, 2002 at 12:37 pm
He’s thinking; “Go ugly early”
She’s thinking; “Go rich and dying.”
May 21st, 2002 at 9:04 pm
She’s obviously in it for the money, but what’s his excuse?
May 21st, 2002 at 10:20 pm
why old men like to give young women alcohol
May 22nd, 2002 at 8:04 am
“I’m Anna Nicole’s sister.”
May 21st, 2002 at 11:26 pm
“Fifty bucks for the night, sixty if you want me to clean your dentures too.”
May 21st, 2002 at 11:55 pm
Just a setup for some Viagra commercial….
May 22nd, 2002 at 12:02 am
“You just won the lottery?!”
May 22nd, 2002 at 4:23 am
That radioactive wart on your nose sure gets me hot, old man!
May 22nd, 2002 at 11:38 am
You have a billion dollars And emphysema? Anna Nicole eat your heart out.
May 22nd, 2002 at 7:16 am
“baby i made that drink just for you, roofie what roofie, i have no idea what your talking about”
May 22nd, 2002 at 8:22 am
Lady: Is that a penis, I mean flashlight in your pocket or are you just hard, erm, happy to see me?
May 22nd, 2002 at 12:53 pm
C’mon old guy! Give ‘er a go before you die!
May 22nd, 2002 at 1:12 pm
hey lady! who are you and why are you using your witchcraft to bend my nose in like that!?
May 22nd, 2002 at 1:13 pm
whoa! thats quite a bright zit you got there on your nose, gramps.
May 22nd, 2002 at 2:37 pm
Back in my day we used breasts for birth control.
May 22nd, 2002 at 3:58 pm
i hit the jackpot here! i can still hear my bells ringing… no, it’s gone already…
May 23rd, 2002 at 8:52 am
“You say pah-tay-toe and I say pah-tah-toe. You say to-may-toe and I say to-mah-toe. Pah-tay-toe , pah-tah-toe. to-may-toe, to-mah-toe. Let’s call the whole thing off!”
May 24th, 2002 at 11:05 am
Talk dirty to me baby!
May 24th, 2002 at 12:11 pm
Panic flashed through Donald’s head, as he heard the woman say: “Remember me, Dad? Your little daughter from ‘Nam?”
May 25th, 2002 at 1:29 am
can i suck a $100 bill through a garden hose? CAN I EVER!
May 25th, 2002 at 12:37 pm
Of course I love you it has nothing to do with you being a billionaire and all that !
May 27th, 2002 at 11:25 pm
“Well aren’t you a pretty thing…
…fancy a roll in the hay.”
May 28th, 2002 at 4:17 am
Gottle o’ Geer
June 2nd, 2002 at 9:01 pm
NO WAY! Not for Fifty Bucks, for Sixty, I’ll think about it!
September 24th, 2002 at 8:14 am
you want me to blow that ha ha ha ha ha its like alittle blowpop ha ha ha
May 24th, 2002 at 12:08 pm
Panic flashed through Donald’s head, as he heard the woman say: “Remember me, Dad? You’re little daughter from ‘Nam?”
May 22nd, 2002 at 3:15 am
Old Man: I’m Joe, your hot blind date.
Woman: Oooh…goodie…
May 23rd, 2002 at 10:11 am
Now, honey, those false teeth stuck on your dick can’t possibly be mine! Look! My teeth are still in!