Enron Press
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May 23rd, 2002 at 11:56 am
It’s midnight, I come around the curve doing sixty, and the deer looks up at me like this…
May 24th, 2002 at 4:56 pm
Mr. McMahon could not hold it any longer. He hoped no one would notice, but to his surprise the fart was a little juicier then he anticipated.
May 26th, 2002 at 1:19 pm
“Damn those guys!!! Every time the media shows up, they pay a homeless guy to jerk me off…”
May 26th, 2002 at 3:55 pm
She’s how old?
May 27th, 2002 at 10:01 am
Mr. McMahon tried not to show his pain but the tiny cannibalistic east asian fellow knawing at his left shoulder was too difficult to ignore.
May 23rd, 2002 at 4:18 pm
The international press corps, and the entire planet, anxiously awaited for Mr. McMahon’s first blink in 76 hours.
May 23rd, 2002 at 8:30 am
“It’s a lie, I never touched that goat. Honest!”.
June 29th, 2002 at 6:49 pm
Senate leader Erngstrom remained frozed as Bill, using only his foot and sheer will, josseled his balls underneath the table from ten feet away.
January 15th, 2003 at 5:34 pm
Congressman: Mr. McMahon, you received instructions to dress for the cameras. You were supposed to wear a Fred Flintstone costume!
Mr.Mcmahon: I…I thought it was a joke…
Congressman: So you show up in a thousand dollar suit, silk tie and wingtips? How can we make a fool of you if you dress like that? That gentleman in glasses will show you where to change. Here’s the Flintstone costume.
Mr.McMahon: But…But…
May 30th, 2002 at 2:26 pm
“Did one of you leave a telephoto lens on this chair?!”
June 4th, 2002 at 9:29 am
Baliff… whack his pee-pee!
June 4th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
Ready … Aim … Fire!
June 4th, 2002 at 4:41 pm
After several hours, the press heard his snoring and realised he had painted eyes on his eyelids.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:41 pm
You can see her???????????
June 14th, 2002 at 8:37 pm
TELL US THE TRUTH OR WE’LL ASK MS. RENO REMOVE HER G-STRING ALSO!
January 13th, 2003 at 10:30 pm
Hey wait a minute, which one of you guys just pulled off my shoes and socks?
May 23rd, 2002 at 11:24 am
For reasons only known to him, Bill called the press to cover his prostate exam.
May 26th, 2002 at 7:12 pm
I wonder if the midget knows that isnt a boom mike……Wait…I dont care
June 1st, 2002 at 4:46 pm
The staring match world championships, all this week on ESPN.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:26 pm
All the TV cameras turned to Frank when the Brick he had just shit hit the floor!
June 4th, 2002 at 6:06 pm
“I hereby rule that the defendantís collection of gay porn be held admissible.”
June 11th, 2003 at 2:46 pm
all of the sudden the congressman grew a little bigger 1 of the repoters ask are on a growth spree the congressman said “I took a dump,and it broke my legs.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:11 pm
Is it that I plead the Fifth, or I get to drink another fifth. Whe had to be drunk to think this would work. I really don’t know where the money is…
May 23rd, 2002 at 10:16 pm
After watching the coverage of the Enron hearings, the marketing boys at Sanka couldn’t contain their glee. They had found their spokesman at last.
May 23rd, 2002 at 8:17 am
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“Your Honor, Permission to have the media restrained, I just got a camera man lodged up my ass!”
May 23rd, 2002 at 10:22 am
“…And I can testify that every Enron employee was issued their own hand-held shredder. As a matter of fact I have mine right ó oh, shit…”
May 23rd, 2002 at 8:14 pm
Jeff didn’t want to look round, but he was sure that someone, somewhere, was watching him.
May 23rd, 2002 at 12:32 pm
Damn!
first tuck, then zip!
May 23rd, 2002 at 1:24 pm
Damn, that Viagra is starting to work already!
Wonder what effect that will have on the upcoming election…
May 25th, 2002 at 6:42 pm
That’s right, Senator, the auditors said I could keep the Porsche if Santa gave it to me.
May 25th, 2002 at 1:28 am
… just act natural…
May 25th, 2002 at 11:22 am
And they all take me from my least elegant side
May 26th, 2002 at 5:24 am
As the cameras were all pointed at him, McMahon was the only one to see how the judge changed into the Hulk, ready for a massacre.
May 25th, 2002 at 6:04 pm
I’m on TV??
May 25th, 2002 at 6:50 pm
Rodney Dangerfield’s on-camera de-aging process generated the highest television ratings in history; The record was surpassed only by his transformation into a zygote some nine hours later.
May 26th, 2002 at 7:19 pm
THat went up my ___
May 26th, 2002 at 7:34 pm
Whoa! The Ex-Lax is kicking in!
May 26th, 2002 at 10:31 pm
“Holy shit, they’ve found me!”
May 27th, 2002 at 2:41 am
im not fat….i just have slow metabolism
May 27th, 2002 at 3:05 am
i gotta poo
May 27th, 2002 at 11:34 am
Congressman: Mr. Ed McMahon, Enron might already owe $50 million dollars in the Congressional Sweepstakes challenge.
May 27th, 2002 at 12:37 pm
Who me?
May 27th, 2002 at 11:24 pm
“EXTREME CLOSE-UP…WHOOOOAAAAAA”
May 28th, 2002 at 4:11 pm
“woo, that chick in the back row flashed me!”
May 29th, 2002 at 9:21 pm
Bob, when you said that you wanted us to come out I didn’t think you meant Now!!!
May 30th, 2002 at 12:34 am
All y’all niggaz are gay
May 30th, 2002 at 1:41 am
I won WHAT
May 30th, 2002 at 11:28 am
Honestly I didn’t know she was 14.
May 30th, 2002 at 10:36 pm
JERRY…JERRY…JERRY…JERRY…JERRY
June 1st, 2002 at 1:01 am
Ill tear off your tongue and lick my BALLZ with it
June 2nd, 2002 at 10:47 am
a pooftah?? what’s that?
June 4th, 2002 at 3:58 pm
Who told you that?
June 4th, 2002 at 2:08 am
The wheels on the bus go round and round! They do, I tell you…
June 4th, 2002 at 5:12 am
i am telling you sir!. that dam monkey-man must be stopped. he is taking over the world.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:56 am
That girl staying in my room is my niece, I swear.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:57 am
That is my neice staying in my hotel room … I swear!
June 4th, 2002 at 3:21 pm
Man. I knew that bean burrito was bad..
June 4th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
“I will never surf for porn on company time again!”
June 4th, 2002 at 5:10 pm
Is it that I plead the Fifth, or I get to drink another fifth. Whe had to be drunk to think this would work. I really don’t know where the money is…
June 4th, 2002 at 6:45 pm
In the middle of the hearing, Mr. McMahon has a flashback of Youth Bible Camp.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:30 pm
Nobody told me the spelling bee would be televised.
June 4th, 2002 at 10:27 pm
She’s right, it DOES hurt!
June 11th, 2002 at 1:28 am
What was that, oh no haha I have never been on crack I promise.
June 15th, 2002 at 5:30 am
oww..!!! get that camera out of there….
June 20th, 2002 at 12:14 am
Remember that scene in Scanners when that dude’s head blew up?
June 27th, 2002 at 8:33 am
…and we now bring you live coverage of the wrold staring competion finals..
June 30th, 2002 at 5:29 am
“I know nothink…NOTHINK!!!”
July 16th, 2002 at 12:38 pm
“What do you mean, $200,000,000 on coffee!? That’s a lie!”
July 26th, 2002 at 11:48 pm
That really is an “in-depth” interigation.
July 28th, 2002 at 4:35 am
Maybe if I farted again, the cameramen will back even farther away.
September 24th, 2002 at 8:13 am
oh shoot i knew i should have went to the bathroom before i came in here and sat down.
January 13th, 2003 at 10:35 pm
Cameraman: You wanna sell that suit and tie? I’ll give ya fifty bucks.
March 7th, 2003 at 2:21 am
What? No, what makes you think I’m lying?? what documents? what shredder?
October 30th, 2004 at 9:37 am
how do you respond to alligations that youve been “poling the electurate”?
September 4th, 2004 at 4:10 am
alf quickly realised that shouting “bite me!”, no matter how pissed off you are, is never a good idea if you’re being sucked off
December 22nd, 2004 at 6:42 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
April 1st, 2005 at 4:03 am
okay get the f-ing microphone out of my ass.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:48 am
“The voices, I can hear them!”
May 23rd, 2002 at 9:08 am
I really, really got to go! yes Mr. Judge, i promise not to shred anything while i’m in there!
May 23rd, 2002 at 10:45 am
The old “Police Academy” hooker-under-the-podium gag really threw Kenneth for a loop.
May 25th, 2002 at 11:09 am
Thats where i put the mic!
May 23rd, 2002 at 9:35 am
What! Enron lost money? Thats a shock to me.
May 24th, 2002 at 11:08 am
I am trying, but I can’t stop staring at her tits.
May 24th, 2002 at 6:44 pm
i have balls.
May 24th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
for the love of God, please give me some visine!!!
May 24th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
Enron further incurred Congress’s wrath when the investigating committee discovered Kenneth McMahon was actually an android; it malfunctioned immediately after swearing in.
May 26th, 2002 at 4:05 pm
i never have erections, and NOW it pops up… life’s a bitch…
May 27th, 2002 at 2:37 am
My God… It’s Peter Jennings!
June 4th, 2002 at 10:13 am
Never hire Monica Lewinsky to prompt your lines from under the desk.
May 23rd, 2002 at 11:18 am
“blow don’t bite baby…oh crap…this is on nation tv isn’t it!”
May 23rd, 2002 at 10:25 pm
Jeff was the first contestant voted off “Congressional Testimony Survivor” last week.
May 26th, 2002 at 1:41 am
Gulp…
May 26th, 2002 at 9:33 am
‘Jeepers, Creeper, where g’get those eyes?’
May 24th, 2002 at 2:36 am
Hey, I see myself on the TV!