Flight school
See, these things practically fly themselves. [from PDW]
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May 29th, 2002 at 12:16 am
Ok, we give up. So what has a large nose, two wings and is coming straight at us?
June 4th, 2002 at 5:42 am
Sure Billy you can take our picture. Just let us put down our beers.
May 29th, 2002 at 9:10 pm
We are now meeting your connecting flight.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
Don’t worry, this picture shouldn’t distract you from your job too long.. oops, I forgot the batteries. Wait a sec.. ok, now smile.. oops, I forgot the film.. ok, now I’m ready. Hold that pose and.. Dang!, I left the lens cap on… ok, on “3″ you guys. One… Two… Jeez!, I forgot what number comes after “two”…
May 28th, 2002 at 9:13 am
To hell with it! Let HIM turn, we’ve got the right of way.
May 28th, 2002 at 2:50 am
“These costumes really work, Herman, they all THINK we’re pilots!”
May 30th, 2002 at 8:17 pm
Jim and Bob couldn’t help but smile thinking about those crazy religious nuts in the airport, who kept screaming something about brimstone and doom.
May 28th, 2002 at 3:25 am
last words recorded on the black box:
‘relax, we’re in the flight simulator’
May 28th, 2002 at 1:51 pm
Pilot 1: ” I wonder what the pilot in the other plane is so excited about.”
Pilot 2: ” I don’t see anything back there, either.”
June 4th, 2002 at 3:28 pm
Rock Hudson and Danny Bonaducci are all smiles at their ultra-private mile-high cockpit theme wedding. Outside, paraparazzi lurk.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:41 pm
You’re right, that really IS Shaquille O’Neal back in first class!
June 4th, 2002 at 8:00 pm
See? i told you putting that sticker on the windshield would make the stewardesses lean forward!!!
May 28th, 2002 at 1:17 pm
“The most exciting part about playing chicken, is knowing when to flinch.”
May 29th, 2002 at 11:34 am
Haha! An airplane in front of us! Like we gonna believe a stewardess…
June 1st, 2002 at 4:41 pm
we should experience some turbulence shortly.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:11 pm
Gary, your new dashboard ornament isn’t funny.
May 29th, 2002 at 6:35 pm
Gosh Ted I just can’t decide between the chicken or the fish.
May 31st, 2002 at 9:04 pm
Now would be a good time to beam us up, Scotty!
June 4th, 2002 at 3:04 pm
thank you for flying al-qeida airlines.
please exit quietly, and pick up your 72 virgins at the baggage area
June 5th, 2002 at 12:05 am
No my grandpa wasnt a Kamakazi pilot…
Why do u ask?
June 14th, 2002 at 8:27 pm
HEY, DONT WORRY. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL HAS US ON RADAR.
June 17th, 2003 at 11:30 am
Oh Ya! Take off baby!
June 4th, 2002 at 11:06 pm
Pat Boone: “Aw c’mon…”
Rock Hudson: “Forget it. I’ve seen that picture of your thing in Hustler, and I’m not interested!”
FTB Note: End of Black Box Recording.
May 28th, 2002 at 10:13 am
Pilot: “OK, I’ll bite. There’s a plane coming right at us. What’s the punch line?”
May 29th, 2002 at 1:04 pm
Fasten your seatbelts, people. Oh well, doesn’t really matter anyway…
May 29th, 2002 at 2:32 pm
Why’s everyone running to the back of the plane ???
June 4th, 2002 at 11:13 am
Hey!, do you want to see something really scary?
June 4th, 2002 at 3:37 pm
Ha! Ha! You can smell that all the way in the back huh? Damn Jimmy! That IS impressive. Now…lemme try!
June 4th, 2002 at 8:52 pm
….and why exactly are Bill Maher and Mr. Bently flying this plane?
June 7th, 2002 at 1:43 pm
The FAA’s Human Crash Test Program performs its first and only evaluation.
June 11th, 2002 at 1:26 am
Copilot: Hey Bill you did put it on auto pilot, right?
Bill: Yes, don’t worry about it, I know what I am doing
June 11th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
What,you shit your pants?!Hee Hee. Don’t worry its only a static cling on decal we picked up at the last pilots convention!
June 13th, 2002 at 3:43 am
As a new measure of security, all our airliner cockpits are now installed with a special hidden camera that takes a photograph once every 10 minutes, ensuring that any activity in the cockpit is well documented.
June 14th, 2002 at 7:02 am
Tonight’s top story - Two white Muslim supremists left this picture in the glove compartment of the hijacked 747 that crashed earlier this morning.
June 29th, 2002 at 6:51 pm
Pilot Dirk thought his window decal would be a big hit
July 2nd, 2002 at 11:26 pm
Sometimes Captains Lawrence and Niles would put themselves in dangerous situations so they hold and caress each other. Needless to say, their sexuality would be questioned long after this final flight……….
July 18th, 2002 at 9:32 am
“Hey Johnny,it’s an aircraft!!!”
“Billy,dont worry,at least it’s not a building!!!”
July 25th, 2002 at 4:29 am
Jim: Good thing this is only a flight simulator, eh, Larry?
Larry: Haha, yea…Um Sees a bird fly by You so sure on that?
June 9th, 2003 at 12:27 pm
It’s a shame but this ain’t no video game!
August 21st, 2003 at 5:55 pm
Laughing at this photo is to laugh at a horrible, tragic catastrophe: these guys hair cuts.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:09 pm
Do you want us to smile or just look natural?
June 4th, 2002 at 8:35 am
ARE YOU SURE WE TAKE A LEFT TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE?
May 27th, 2002 at 11:04 pm
“You should see the look on your face!”
May 28th, 2002 at 2:10 pm
It’s been, like, twenty seconds. The self-timer on my Nikon is much faster than this.
May 28th, 2002 at 3:04 pm
The last words of the flight recorded on the blackbox were:
CHEESE!!!!
May 29th, 2002 at 3:44 pm
Smile!!! Your on Candid Camera!!!
June 4th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
“Got ‘em again Joe, too funny, take the picture down now”
“I didn’t Put the picture up Tom…”
June 4th, 2002 at 11:50 am
Attention ladies and gentelmen, please fasten your seats belts. We may be experincing severe turbalance shortly.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:56 am
Hey… I told you that topless flight attendent plan would be fun for the passengers
June 4th, 2002 at 2:24 pm
This is why we hire ugly flight attendants.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:07 pm
He did it!
June 4th, 2002 at 4:46 pm
Are ya SCARED yet PUNK?
June 4th, 2002 at 5:07 pm
Oh, so you think you can do a better job of flying the plane do ay?
June 4th, 2002 at 6:46 pm
I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:26 pm
Oh well, I never learned how to land this thing anyways.
June 4th, 2002 at 10:17 pm
that is what i call a mile high experience
June 5th, 2002 at 1:16 am
Have another drinkey-poo…
June 18th, 2002 at 5:02 am
Of course we know what we’re doing
June 18th, 2002 at 5:53 pm
NNNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM BOOM!
June 30th, 2002 at 5:18 am
Oh sure, I suppose when we turn around, you’re going to say, “Monkeys always look!”
September 24th, 2002 at 8:11 am
Say chees…….THeres a plane coming straight at us.
March 5th, 2003 at 10:55 pm
Hey tell the passengers to fly the plane we’re not the ones trying to go to boston
June 8th, 2003 at 10:50 am
Jah, vlieg er recht tegen aan! Dit is niet het einde, hierna is meer!! Allah is groot, Allah is machtig!!!
January 15th, 2005 at 6:10 am
My horoscope was right!
November 10th, 2004 at 7:46 am
Terror: Smile! better look good now! later u’ll look like shit after we hit the building!
April 1st, 2005 at 4:01 am
um guys, hello. guys um hello. pay attention. hello
May 7th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Relax hes on our side of the sky.
June 4th, 2002 at 1:46 pm
Hey Fred!
Yea Marty, what is it?
Why is everybody staring at us?
Dunno Marty, They sure do look stupid don’t they?
HaHa, Sure do Fred!
May 28th, 2002 at 1:03 am
Y’all do realize how much the extra 3 years of flight school this incident is going to cost you right?
May 28th, 2002 at 8:32 pm
Yeah, we get paid to do this.
May 28th, 2002 at 4:21 am
Fly the Friendly Skies…for a while!
May 28th, 2002 at 6:31 pm
Why Yes stewerdess, I think I will have that drink right about now.
May 30th, 2002 at 12:13 pm
Hijinks aboard Air Force One on 9/10/2001
May 29th, 2002 at 10:36 pm
and flying a plane is supposed to be difficult! there’s no traffic to worry about………
May 30th, 2002 at 1:36 pm
Flying in Russia.
May 30th, 2002 at 10:28 pm
It’s OK. Bob always parks at the end of the runway when he is ready for his weekly homosexual adventure.
June 3rd, 2002 at 1:49 am
Photo developed from the camera salvaged from the wreckage.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:30 am
Wellsir, You boys sure nuff picked one shit day for a hijackin’…She’s all yours.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:40 am
And you folks thought the interstate exits and entrances were poorly planned!
June 4th, 2002 at 1:32 pm
Yes?
June 4th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
Darn it…I knew lying about having a flying license would come back at me somehow…
June 9th, 2002 at 6:55 am
Funny, they don’t look Moslim
July 5th, 2002 at 3:54 am
“Hey look Bob, the nice man in the turban wants to take a picture of us”
May 27th, 2002 at 11:25 pm
Where is my f@^#$*&@ coffee?
May 27th, 2002 at 11:42 pm
Yeah, right. Next you’ll tell me you’re hiding a box cutter in your pants.
May 28th, 2002 at 1:02 am
Okay on the count of three, everybody say—OH SHIT!
May 28th, 2002 at 4:22 am
Pilot#1: “Welcome to the Cockpit Folks”.
Pilot#2: “no sir, we’re not flying past the World Trade Center. Why do you ask..? Is that a gun?”.
May 28th, 2002 at 6:00 am
‘Hahaha, don’t worry miss Anderson…That John Denver is such a practical joker’
May 29th, 2002 at 3:49 am
“This is your captian speaking. Please, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye. Thank you for flying American Airlines.”
May 29th, 2002 at 8:20 pm
Woah! Nice tits!
May 28th, 2002 at 1:39 am
LOOK MA!!! NO HANDS!!
June 2nd, 2002 at 8:58 pm
OH God Harry! Did the ass end break off again!
June 3rd, 2002 at 12:44 am
if flying was so hard then howd i get a job yeah bitch go get me a drink