Mass transit
This is how you know it’s time to expand the mass transit system. [from: larfus]
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May 29th, 2002 at 5:34 am
Conductor: ‘Hey Harry, hold on and watch this: I’m gonna hit the brakes’
May 31st, 2002 at 8:58 am
In India…Amtrak only ran the “BUY ONE TICKET AND YOUR FAMILY RIDES FOR FREE” incentive program once.
May 29th, 2002 at 6:00 pm
meanwhile inside the train; the cattle dined on imported hay and spring water.
May 30th, 2002 at 11:52 am
“Hey, Ravi! Wanna share the outside of a cab when we get to the station?”
May 29th, 2002 at 4:12 am
For the second time this week some stowaways were found on the train to England.
June 5th, 2002 at 4:37 pm
Thank God we upgraded to 1st Class…
June 4th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
Hewlett-Packard engineers, laid off earlier today, celebrate their severance packages, highlighted by a ride out of Silicon Valley on the fabled Santa Cruz Skunk Train.
May 29th, 2002 at 11:40 am
conductor -”and we’ll be coming through the cars shortly to collect tickets. Hey, what the….? Where did everyone go?”
June 4th, 2002 at 4:16 pm
Please don’t all use the bathroom at once!
May 29th, 2002 at 10:36 am
Amal’s gasproblems didn’t go unnoticed.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
Railtrack improves safety, introduces body armour for trains
June 4th, 2002 at 3:39 am
Economy Class: Fresh air, social environment, more leg room than first class!
May 30th, 2002 at 11:54 am
Sure it’s slower, but it’s a lot safer than hanging onto the wing of a 747!
June 4th, 2002 at 9:57 am
“Smile everyone! Do you want the folks from Guiness to come, or not?”
Guiness Book of World Records:Most Fatalities in 3rd World Train Disaster. (Practice Run)
May 29th, 2002 at 5:14 pm
Results of the U.S. govenment’s next great idea “Let’s build a railroad from Cuba to U.S.“
May 31st, 2002 at 8:13 pm
During the so-called “Don’t Stop Touching the Train” Immunity Challenge, producers of Survivor India realized that having 1000 contestants might have been a poor choice.
June 4th, 2002 at 1:34 pm
India Officals Declare Magnetic Diet Too Risky
June 5th, 2002 at 12:18 am
How can I drive with all these bugs on my windsheild??
June 5th, 2002 at 3:27 pm
After months of debating America finally came up with a solution to the problem of getting rid of any terrorists within our borders
June 3rd, 2002 at 9:12 pm
Everybody Common DO THE LOCOMOTION, Do the locomotion with me…
June 4th, 2002 at 11:59 am
The world’s first “Magnet Train” is introduced in Bangladesh, the belt buckle capitol of the world!
May 28th, 2002 at 11:29 pm
A field trip for Clusterphobes Anonymous.
May 29th, 2002 at 11:26 am
As the smell of Ghelab’s fart diffused through the wagons, the passengers went seeking for air.
May 29th, 2002 at 6:25 pm
Roll up! The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away…
May 30th, 2002 at 6:23 pm
Reports began to pour in that the cattle guard was malfunctioning again.
May 30th, 2002 at 10:05 pm
The villagers of Kabul soon realized that the magnetic vitamins they had purchased from the suspicious medicine man really did work!
June 4th, 2002 at 5:23 am
After hearing that Hilton Hotels were for sale, all the Patel’s were on the first train to America and Beverly Hills.
June 4th, 2002 at 10:00 am
“We need one more and we’ve got the record!”(Guiness Book of World Records:Most Fatalities in 3rd world Train Disaster)
June 4th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
W A L D O ???
June 4th, 2002 at 10:19 pm
Since the leak of this photo from unidentified FBI sources, Congress has initiated a formal inquiry as to why the FBI has failed to investigate the unusually large Taliban percentage of graduates from the Union Pacific Conductor Graduating Class of 2002.
June 4th, 2002 at 10:56 am
IN the train IN THE TRAIN!!
May 29th, 2002 at 8:15 pm
In a last effort to hide their train, they pretended to be invloved in a massive orgy.
May 30th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
“And you just had to ask for a car with air conditioning, didn’t you?”
May 31st, 2002 at 9:27 pm
Take us to the Quickie Mart. Their prices make us laugh!
June 3rd, 2002 at 7:02 am
Newly Proposed Detroit Mass Transit System.
June 4th, 2002 at 8:09 am
I hate those silent-but-deadly ones…
June 4th, 2002 at 9:40 am
Manilo: The India Tour
June 4th, 2002 at 10:36 am
The reason why natural gas powered mass transit will never work.
June 4th, 2002 at 12:37 pm
The day they gave away free suicide bomber kits…
June 4th, 2002 at 11:26 pm
A Polish hi-jacking.
June 5th, 2002 at 9:34 am
Putin, we are on our way to Pakistan to ram the nukes
June 8th, 2002 at 2:16 am
now, if we only had room for our lawnmowers
June 9th, 2002 at 12:47 pm
I’m tellin ya- it’s like flies to shit
June 9th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
Saeed, How many virgins in Pakistan?
June 14th, 2002 at 5:04 pm
99 arabs on the side of the train 99 arabs on the side slam on the brakes and make one fall only 98 arabs left on the wall 98 arabs on the side of the train 98 arabs on the side slam on the brake and make on fall only 97 arabs left on the wall
June 15th, 2002 at 12:53 pm
Damn, who farted in there?
July 26th, 2002 at 8:51 pm
Thousands of dedicated fans flocked to the sold-out N’sync concert.
August 17th, 2004 at 12:01 pm
“We can’t go any faster captain, she’ll break up!”
June 27th, 2006 at 10:51 am
Warp factor 5 Mr. Sulu…….
We need to put some distance between us & those Kling-ons!
May 29th, 2002 at 2:46 pm
I TELL you often, Rameesh….TRACK is electric; GROUND is not….now what we do?
May 28th, 2002 at 11:07 pm
Aren’t you glad you used dial?
May 28th, 2002 at 11:13 pm
Are we there yet?
May 29th, 2002 at 3:59 am
World-record train-hanging finally broken.
May 29th, 2002 at 5:19 am
“Cut! Damnit, that’s the last time we give away free Rice-a-Roni to be an extra in the commercial.”
May 29th, 2002 at 9:58 am
Unable to afford enough metal to cover the train, they quickly turned to using humans.
May 29th, 2002 at 10:49 am
operation human shield is in effect
May 29th, 2002 at 11:28 am
Railways in the Land of the Magnetic People.
May 29th, 2002 at 2:02 pm
In a new promotion, Amtrack unveils their new “Arabs Alfresco” train.
May 29th, 2002 at 12:43 pm
using the art of camoflauge the terrorists still hide from the world…
May 29th, 2002 at 1:06 pm
Humo lezen kan ernstige gevolgen hebben.
May 29th, 2002 at 1:35 pm
That’s one way to stick it to the man…er… train.
May 29th, 2002 at 6:05 pm
Up with people?
May 29th, 2002 at 8:01 pm
Everyone got their fingers on the detonators?
OK. As soon as we get over the Indian border, on my signal, unleash hell.
May 29th, 2002 at 9:05 pm
This a great way of population control.
May 29th, 2002 at 10:45 pm
The weekly trip to Grandpa’s Cheese Barn was always quite popular
May 30th, 2002 at 2:20 am
I hate School picture day
May 30th, 2002 at 10:36 am
Do you see me? I’m the one three people in on the right, 43rd row…
May 30th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
Say, what would happen if we all jump?
June 1st, 2002 at 4:31 pm
REAL rioters don’t stop with overturning cars.
June 3rd, 2002 at 9:09 pm
Guys, wait till you hear this, we get free sip of water every 500 miles.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:35 am
Not having had much luck in the past against the railroad yard bulls, all the Hobo’s had decided to overwhelm them with sheer numbers.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:49 am
Panic as train passes magnet convention.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:14 am
Yes, Indeadee! Ameil and all his friends take Nuclear War very seriously.
June 14th, 2002 at 5:56 am
See I told you that the new timetables would work!
June 4th, 2002 at 9:26 am
Who “Farted”?
June 4th, 2002 at 9:59 am
Look! A naked woman! Looook, I want to touch her!!!
June 4th, 2002 at 9:21 pm
I thought SRO was the name of the Railway.
June 4th, 2002 at 10:59 pm
All Aboard!!
June 4th, 2002 at 12:24 pm
The MTA- “There was a problem with the metrocard”
June 4th, 2002 at 4:32 pm
Everyone in India loves curry, but the stench from the flatulence can make close-quarters travel uncomfortable.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:05 pm
Nothing like the D.C. Metro Rail on the Fourth of July!
June 4th, 2002 at 6:03 pm
If you think this is bad, you should see the coach section.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:39 pm
NOW BOARDING ON TRACK 7,PEOPLE CARRYING EXPIRED AMERICAN VISAS.
June 4th, 2002 at 10:20 pm
Bud Selig introduces new plan to get fans into Montreal for Expo’s games.
June 5th, 2002 at 1:17 am
Voltron.
June 5th, 2002 at 2:44 am
Halp! Dust me with People Powder!
June 5th, 2002 at 8:03 am
Damn things get bigger every year.
June 5th, 2002 at 5:38 am
Little do these people realize this is the train going to the frontlines to fight Pakistan
June 5th, 2002 at 9:42 am
HI !!! who Farted !!!
June 5th, 2002 at 1:51 pm
With lack of public transportation, new and interesting forms have begun to take place
June 5th, 2002 at 3:33 pm
ALL ABOARD, Next stop Guantanamo Bay!
June 9th, 2002 at 1:00 am
Cass Scenic Railroad in West Virginia — multi-culture style.
June 9th, 2002 at 6:49 am
And Boston wastes all that money on the big dig.
June 9th, 2002 at 4:34 pm
And it was with heavy heart that Madonna sent her lovers away.
June 12th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
Excuse us please sirs, we are lost and are looking for Uncle Joe & Aunt Kate. You know, Petticoat Junction. Not to fars from Hooterville!
June 14th, 2002 at 5:58 am
See I told you that the new timetables would work!!
June 16th, 2002 at 1:37 pm
“Please use the safety belts!”
June 16th, 2002 at 1:40 pm
A populated train in a populated country with many populated cemeteries.
June 17th, 2002 at 11:49 am
“Ralph, if you use that choo-choo-choose line just one more time…”
June 30th, 2002 at 5:11 am
A new shipment of New York cabbies pulls in.
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:57 pm
The new 7-11 in Bombay drew 5,000 job applicants on the first day.
June 28th, 2002 at 3:27 pm
hi there uncle bob… just ti warn you that me and some friends from cambodja will pass by your city to make you a visit… prepare some beds… here i send you a picture of them all for you to get to know them… see you in a month then…
July 5th, 2002 at 3:51 am
The British Governments plans to stop illegal immigration has worked successfully
October 27th, 2002 at 1:25 am
When are they gonna put more seats on these goddamn trains?
March 7th, 2003 at 2:23 am
Wouldn’t this be some sort of Guiness record?
May 15th, 2003 at 11:33 am
ok everyone on 3 1…..2…..3! tip!
June 8th, 2003 at 10:49 am
Wat nou zwartrijden??
August 31st, 2003 at 5:52 pm
the forum on the way to eilat
September 4th, 2004 at 4:12 am
exactly why superman must be indian, its the only country that you can run faster than the trains
January 15th, 2005 at 6:07 am
This is why Superman is Indian… in India everyone runs faster than the train.
December 27th, 2004 at 6:51 am
Ein wirklich sehr Interessante Seite mit guten Informationen.
July 29th, 2007 at 5:42 am
/index.
July 29th, 2007 at 7:02 am
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July 25th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Very good site! Thanks!
July 25th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Great work!
June 4th, 2002 at 6:26 am
Stolen banner:
This train is delayed for 12 hours, because of fuel robbery.
June 4th, 2002 at 10:28 am
Extreme Commuting!
May 30th, 2002 at 11:23 am
Those crazy Packer Fans! They will do anything to get to Lambo Field on Sunday.
May 29th, 2002 at 3:24 pm
Soul Train world tour.
May 28th, 2002 at 11:36 pm
Amtrak- Enjoy the trip as much as the vacation
May 28th, 2002 at 11:39 pm
We might not get a seat if we are late
May 29th, 2002 at 12:07 am
And you thought the subways were bad…
May 29th, 2002 at 3:45 am
And you though it’d be crowded. There’s an open space right under that guys armpit!
May 29th, 2002 at 3:53 am
We work for the railwaycompany.
Sometimes there’s a stretch of rail missing and than we have to carry the train a bit.
May 29th, 2002 at 5:17 am
“When I was your age, we were so poor we couldn’t go to Disneyland and ride a rollercoaster. Instead …”
May 29th, 2002 at 2:07 pm
The Mexicans were pissed when they realized 2 things. First that cars were no longer Ozone Safe, and second that they all couldnt fit in it.
May 29th, 2002 at 10:50 pm
LIRR off-peak
May 30th, 2002 at 8:07 pm
We’re going to Disneyland!
June 4th, 2002 at 4:49 am
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet, fellas. Wait until we move the ballistic missiles capable of carrying nuclear warheads to the border. Then you’ll know who supplied the power to the main thrust for takeoff.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:17 pm
The dangers of raising the price of train tickets.
May 29th, 2002 at 3:55 am
You haven’t heard the best bit yet…
it’s FREE of charge!
May 29th, 2002 at 3:41 pm
Taking advantage of a free ride to the wefare office.
May 30th, 2002 at 11:43 am
Illegals rounded up in LA and being sent back to Mexico
May 29th, 2002 at 2:26 am
a little more to the left…
okay, now everyone say “cheese”