This is how you know it’s time to expand the mass transit system. [from: larfus]
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This is how you know it’s time to expand the mass transit system. [from: larfus]
Aren’t you glad you used dial?
Are we there yet?
A field trip for Clusterphobes Anonymous.
Amtrak- Enjoy the trip as much as the vacation
We might not get a seat if we are late
And you thought the subways were bad…
a little more to the left…
okay, now everyone say “cheese”
And you though it’d be crowded. There’s an open space right under that guys armpit!
We work for the railwaycompany.
Sometimes there’s a stretch of rail missing and than we have to carry the train a bit.
You haven’t heard the best bit yet…
it’s FREE of charge!
World-record train-hanging finally broken.
For the second time this week some stowaways were found on the train to England.
“When I was your age, we were so poor we couldn’t go to Disneyland and ride a rollercoaster. Instead …”
“Cut! Damnit, that’s the last time we give away free Rice-a-Roni to be an extra in the commercial.”
Conductor: ‘Hey Harry, hold on and watch this: I’m gonna hit the brakes’
Unable to afford enough metal to cover the train, they quickly turned to using humans.
Amal’s gasproblems didn’t go unnoticed.
operation human shield is in effect
As the smell of Ghelab’s fart diffused through the wagons, the passengers went seeking for air.
Railways in the Land of the Magnetic People.
conductor -”and we’ll be coming through the cars shortly to collect tickets. Hey, what the….? Where did everyone go?”
using the art of camoflauge the terrorists still hide from the world…
Humo lezen kan ernstige gevolgen hebben.
That’s one way to stick it to the man…er… train.
In a new promotion, Amtrack unveils their new “Arabs Alfresco” train.
The Mexicans were pissed when they realized 2 things. First that cars were no longer Ozone Safe, and second that they all couldnt fit in it.
I TELL you often, Rameesh….TRACK is electric; GROUND is not….now what we do?
Soul Train world tour.
Taking advantage of a free ride to the wefare office.
Results of the U.S. govenment’s next great idea “Let’s build a railroad from Cuba to U.S.”
meanwhile inside the train; the cattle dined on imported hay and spring water.
Up with people?
Roll up! The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away…
Everyone got their fingers on the detonators?
OK. As soon as we get over the Indian border, on my signal, unleash hell.
In a last effort to hide their train, they pretended to be invloved in a massive orgy.
This a great way of population control.
The weekly trip to Grandpa’s Cheese Barn was always quite popular
LIRR off-peak
I hate School picture day
Do you see me? I’m the one three people in on the right, 43rd row…
Those crazy Packer Fans! They will do anything to get to Lambo Field on Sunday.
Illegals rounded up in LA and being sent back to Mexico
“Hey, Ravi! Wanna share the outside of a cab when we get to the station?”
Sure it’s slower, but it’s a lot safer than hanging onto the wing of a 747!
Say, what would happen if we all jump?
Reports began to pour in that the cattle guard was malfunctioning again.
“And you just had to ask for a car with air conditioning, didn’t you?”
We’re going to Disneyland!
The villagers of Kabul soon realized that the magnetic vitamins they had purchased from the suspicious medicine man really did work!
In India…Amtrak only ran the “BUY ONE TICKET AND YOUR FAMILY RIDES FOR FREE” incentive program once.
During the so-called “Don’t Stop Touching the Train” Immunity Challenge, producers of Survivor India realized that having 1000 contestants might have been a poor choice.
Take us to the Quickie Mart. Their prices make us laugh!
REAL rioters don’t stop with overturning cars.
Newly Proposed Detroit Mass Transit System.
Guys, wait till you hear this, we get free sip of water every 500 miles.
Everybody Common DO THE LOCOMOTION, Do the locomotion with me…
Economy Class: Fresh air, social environment, more leg room than first class!
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet, fellas. Wait until we move the ballistic missiles capable of carrying nuclear warheads to the border. Then you’ll know who supplied the power to the main thrust for takeoff.
Panic as train passes magnet convention.
Yes, Indeadee! Ameil and all his friends take Nuclear War very seriously.
After hearing that Hilton Hotels were for sale, all the Patel’s were on the first train to America and Beverly Hills.
Not having had much luck in the past against the railroad yard bulls, all the Hobo’s had decided to overwhelm them with sheer numbers.
Stolen banner:
This train is delayed for 12 hours, because of fuel robbery.
I hate those silent-but-deadly ones…
Who “Farted”?
Manilo: The India Tour
“Smile everyone! Do you want the folks from Guiness to come, or not?”
Guiness Book of World Records:Most Fatalities in 3rd World Train Disaster. (Practice Run)
Look! A naked woman! Looook, I want to touch her!!!
“We need one more and we’ve got the record!”(Guiness Book of World Records:Most Fatalities in 3rd world Train Disaster)
Extreme Commuting!
The reason why natural gas powered mass transit will never work.
IN the train IN THE TRAIN!!
The world’s first “Magnet Train” is introduced in Bangladesh, the belt buckle capitol of the world!
The MTA- “There was a problem with the metrocard”
The day they gave away free suicide bomber kits…
India Officals Declare Magnetic Diet Too Risky
Railtrack improves safety, introduces body armour for trains
Hewlett-Packard engineers, laid off earlier today, celebrate their severance packages, highlighted by a ride out of Silicon Valley on the fabled Santa Cruz Skunk Train.
The dangers of raising the price of train tickets.
Please don’t all use the bathroom at once!
Everyone in India loves curry, but the stench from the flatulence can make close-quarters travel uncomfortable.
Nothing like the D.C. Metro Rail on the Fourth of July!
If you think this is bad, you should see the coach section.
I thought SRO was the name of the Railway.
NOW BOARDING ON TRACK 7,PEOPLE CARRYING EXPIRED AMERICAN VISAS.
Since the leak of this photo from unidentified FBI sources, Congress has initiated a formal inquiry as to why the FBI has failed to investigate the unusually large Taliban percentage of graduates from the Union Pacific Conductor Graduating Class of 2002.
Bud Selig introduces new plan to get fans into Montreal for Expo’s games.
All Aboard!!
W A L D O ???
A Polish hi-jacking.
How can I drive with all these bugs on my windsheild??
Voltron.
Halp! Dust me with People Powder!
Little do these people realize this is the train going to the frontlines to fight Pakistan
Damn things get bigger every year.
Putin, we are on our way to Pakistan to ram the nukes
HI !!! who Farted !!!
With lack of public transportation, new and interesting forms have begun to take place
After months of debating America finally came up with a solution to the problem of getting rid of any terrorists within our borders
ALL ABOARD, Next stop Guantanamo Bay!
Thank God we upgraded to 1st Class…
now, if we only had room for our lawnmowers
Cass Scenic Railroad in West Virginia — multi-culture style.
And Boston wastes all that money on the big dig.
I’m tellin ya- it’s like flies to shit
And it was with heavy heart that Madonna sent her lovers away.
Saeed, How many virgins in Pakistan?
Excuse us please sirs, we are lost and are looking for Uncle Joe & Aunt Kate. You know, Petticoat Junction. Not to fars from Hooterville!
See I told you that the new timetables would work!
See I told you that the new timetables would work!!
99 arabs on the side of the train 99 arabs on the side slam on the brakes and make one fall only 98 arabs left on the wall 98 arabs on the side of the train 98 arabs on the side slam on the brake and make on fall only 97 arabs left on the wall
Damn, who farted in there?
“Please use the safety belts!”
A populated train in a populated country with many populated cemeteries.
“Ralph, if you use that choo-choo-choose line just one more time…”
The new 7-11 in Bombay drew 5,000 job applicants on the first day.
hi there uncle bob… just ti warn you that me and some friends from cambodja will pass by your city to make you a visit… prepare some beds… here i send you a picture of them all for you to get to know them… see you in a month then…
A new shipment of New York cabbies pulls in.
The British Governments plans to stop illegal immigration has worked successfully
Thousands of dedicated fans flocked to the sold-out N’sync concert.
When are they gonna put more seats on these goddamn trains?
Wouldn’t this be some sort of Guiness record?
ok everyone on 3 1…..2…..3! tip!
Wat nou zwartrijden??
the forum on the way to eilat
“We can’t go any faster captain, she’ll break up!”
exactly why superman must be indian, its the only country that you can run faster than the trains
Ein wirklich sehr Interessante Seite mit guten Informationen.
This is why Superman is Indian… in India everyone runs faster than the train.
Warp factor 5 Mr. Sulu…….
We need to put some distance between us & those Kling-ons!
Great work!
Very good site! Thanks!
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