Nothing could distract Naomi from her delightful cell phone conversation, not even the fire engulfed gas station attendant dancing in her rear view mirror.
The guys had the whole gas station robbery planned out. Bob would go into the station and demand all the money, while George pretended to be a patron. Things would have went smoothly, but…
I didn’t think last night was to bad until this morning we stopped to get gas and I got out to pump it for her….she said something about my snoring as she drove off with me standing there.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:02 am
Wow! we got out of the station just as it exploded. How lucky is that!
June 3rd, 2002 at 3:25 pm
Proof once again that you don’t have to be all that bright to drive a Beamer!!!
June 4th, 2002 at 11:21 am
“Well, at least that horrible ‘dragging’ noise went away.”
June 3rd, 2002 at 12:31 am
hope dad dont smell the weed in the car when i get it home, if anything happned to this car …
June 3rd, 2002 at 2:10 pm
On the road with Lorena Bobbitt.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:56 am
Nothing could distract Naomi from her delightful cell phone conversation, not even the fire engulfed gas station attendant dancing in her rear view mirror.
June 3rd, 2002 at 7:55 am
BMW becomes the first automaker to offer “On-The-Road Refueling” as an option.
June 3rd, 2002 at 12:42 am
Yes hello to you to! Damn why is everyone waving at me today…. I feel so loved.
June 3rd, 2002 at 9:23 am
The Alzheimer Convention welcomes the first attendant.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:20 pm
For some reason the flames kept catching up with the car at each traffic light and the driver couldn’t understand why…
June 2nd, 2002 at 11:30 pm
THIS SPEEDPASS SHIT IS OUT OF CONTROL.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:05 pm
People in this town sure honk their horns alot!
June 9th, 2002 at 12:09 pm
BMW: $75,000; Price of gas: $1.50 a gallon; common sense: priceless
…there are some things money can’t buy; for everything else, there’s Mastercard
June 4th, 2002 at 2:22 pm
If only money came with brains!
June 4th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
“Damn!… I think I forgot to put the gas cap back on!”
June 4th, 2002 at 3:37 pm
Bush goes out on the town incognito.
June 4th, 2002 at 10:29 pm
Premature gasulation
June 3rd, 2002 at 12:19 pm
You should see what happened to the guy that checked his oil!
!
June 3rd, 2002 at 9:52 am
Reports have it that the gas-snake has attacked yet another car.
June 3rd, 2002 at 2:34 am
It could have been worse.
It might NOT have been self-service…
June 3rd, 2002 at 8:31 pm
I think I smell something, but I can’t get a handle on it.
June 4th, 2002 at 8:55 am
Jeez, Mabel! Quit with the backseat driving. It’s my car! I know what I’m doing.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
Let me explain the concept of “Gas ‘N Go” just ONE more time!!
June 4th, 2002 at 6:59 pm
It’s very very rare, but in some cases, guys who have BMWs also have hoses longer than 4 inches.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:04 pm
…and then I told the gas attendent, buck-fifty my ass!
October 9th, 2004 at 1:30 am
Hey, that is a Louisiana plate! Says it all…
June 4th, 2002 at 11:48 pm
I told you it would stay in…thats twenty bucks buddy
June 3rd, 2002 at 10:41 pm
“Of course I’m drivin’ ossifer. I’m too drunk to walk.”
June 4th, 2002 at 12:07 pm
GOT GAS?
June 10th, 2002 at 6:38 pm
YES… …IT’S A WOMAN!
June 23rd, 2006 at 10:57 am
Nothing quite goes together like blondes, beamers & ……insurance agents.
June 4th, 2002 at 7:54 am
Stan, next time fill up before we do the bank Job!
June 4th, 2002 at 1:56 am
Take advantage of high air polution and save $$$. Order our patented filler hose TODAY!
June 4th, 2002 at 11:32 am
Wow,this speedpass really is a time saver.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:41 pm
Take off, you hoser!
June 4th, 2002 at 6:54 pm
Ye gads! We’ve been TAPPED!!
June 9th, 2003 at 12:33 pm
Another blond, driving a car…
June 4th, 2002 at 1:25 pm
Oh dear, I’m just getting so forgetful… did I pay that attendant back there?
June 9th, 2002 at 7:12 am
The new BMW comes fully equipped!
*fuel hose optional
June 4th, 2002 at 12:43 pm
The new Stephen King movie, about a mad fuel-snake craving for blood, became a blockbuster all over the world.
June 3rd, 2002 at 1:28 am
-Do you think the guy from the gas station got our license plate?
-Naah,don’t worry,nobody’ll notice.
June 3rd, 2002 at 9:46 pm
Don’t worry! This is normal in Florida!
June 4th, 2002 at 2:14 am
This is what happens when the rich kids get sick of stealing bowling shoes from the bowling alley.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:52 am
late last night, a metal patient with a pump nosle for a hand escaped…
June 4th, 2002 at 12:07 pm
woo! finally was able to get rid of that date.
June 4th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
I think you’ve been screwed, Harry, that radio antenna isn’t handy at all.
June 4th, 2002 at 1:09 pm
“shit frank, someone almost had our tail”
“o hell, did i miss?”
June 4th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
I thought they had ways to stop people from stealing gas…
June 4th, 2002 at 3:52 pm
Caution: Student Driver
June 4th, 2002 at 4:50 pm
Ha! Look at that “GASS HOLE”!!!
June 4th, 2002 at 5:03 pm
“The tiger is in the tank, don’t run over his tail!”
June 4th, 2002 at 5:04 pm
first it was the dog now the gas station. with the girswalds ever learn
June 4th, 2002 at 9:10 pm
Woman in the car says ,”Oops! i forgot something! yeah … hafta apply more lipstick”
June 4th, 2002 at 11:19 pm
BMW’s new long dong silver model
June 4th, 2002 at 11:20 pm
Brand new, Exxon portable gas station.
June 5th, 2002 at 9:37 am
Ya dont take Visa? Ooops, Leggit!
June 7th, 2002 at 1:11 pm
Damn, there’s a car stuck to my hose!
June 9th, 2002 at 6:48 am
Idiot actually thought I would pay 2.50 a gallon, I’m not taking that kind of hosin’.
June 9th, 2002 at 8:43 am
Why don’t we see more women mechanics?
June 9th, 2002 at 8:13 pm
too anxious, the new BMW runs away from the car dealership with the umbilical cord still attached.
June 9th, 2002 at 9:35 pm
new bmw
June 13th, 2002 at 12:04 am
Driver’s ed has officially gone straight to Hell
June 15th, 2002 at 12:48 pm
AUTO EXPERTS SKEPTICAL ABOUT BMW’S NEWEST OPTION
June 17th, 2002 at 5:11 pm
BMW= Brainless Mother @ Wheel
July 10th, 2002 at 2:17 am
People always look at you when u drive a nice car.
June 3rd, 2002 at 1:43 pm
The easiest way to spot a woman driver.
June 4th, 2002 at 1:44 pm
Honey, you sure you didn’t forget something?
June 4th, 2002 at 11:42 am
Hey guys the wick went out!!!!
June 2nd, 2002 at 11:43 pm
“Just showing off my latest high tech wireless gas pumper machine…… thats all =O”
June 3rd, 2002 at 1:18 am
-Mister Wonder,I think you forgot to wear your safety-belt…
-Don’t tell me how to drive!!
June 3rd, 2002 at 9:26 am
The guys had the whole gas station robbery planned out. Bob would go into the station and demand all the money, while George pretended to be a patron. Things would have went smoothly, but…
June 3rd, 2002 at 10:20 pm
so these are the type of people that buy BMW’s. scary
June 4th, 2002 at 4:20 am
B-buy
M-more
W-what?
This is siphoning made easy!
June 4th, 2002 at 5:44 am
I didn’t think last night was to bad until this morning we stopped to get gas and I got out to pump it for her….she said something about my snoring as she drove off with me standing there.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:13 am
Winnona Ryder strikes again!!!
June 4th, 2002 at 9:42 am
Ultimate Drivers.
June 4th, 2002 at 12:41 pm
D’ya hear that?
What?
That whop-whop-swish sound!
What? Never mind.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
Scene from “Christine II”, the new movie by Stephen King.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:26 pm
BMW does not recommend letting the wife drive.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:56 pm
“idiot flag”
June 4th, 2002 at 5:51 pm
The first and last test of the on-road refueling system.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:00 pm
“Damn this song is catchy.”
June 4th, 2002 at 6:02 pm
Sylvia beamed with pride at finally learning to pump her own gas.
June 4th, 2002 at 8:32 pm
Who farted?
June 4th, 2002 at 10:25 pm
“Don’t hit the brakes when nobody else is! You’ll draw attention to ourselves!”
June 5th, 2002 at 1:21 am
Alternate ending to “The Fast and the Furious”
June 5th, 2002 at 8:53 am
Like I said, man, we calmly walk away from work furlough, jump in a dude’s car when he goes to pay for his gas and the cops never notice!
June 5th, 2002 at 4:39 pm
YES , IT’S A WOMAN
June 9th, 2002 at 12:34 am
Somewhere between owning a BMW and driving a BMW Dave Borman lost his mind.
June 16th, 2002 at 4:30 am
weman ….
June 16th, 2002 at 12:22 pm
Woman’s Driving.
June 16th, 2002 at 1:25 pm
“”Always you forget, …even after sex you leave it in the hole hanging and loose.”
June 17th, 2002 at 11:19 am
How rich would they be if they were SMART??
June 17th, 2002 at 11:26 am
“Yeah, BMW mechanics said the car will take two and a half weeks to fix and cost $2,700…Oh well, if it gets rid of that rattle…”
June 17th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
Oh for the love of…what have I told you about pumping gas when you’re drunk?
June 17th, 2002 at 5:09 pm
BMW= Blonde Mindless Woman
June 18th, 2002 at 5:40 pm
Ron still can’t figureout why that hot blond in the car next to him kept stairing in his direction…
June 18th, 2002 at 7:53 pm
I’m sure we will get away with our insurance scam, no one will be able to tell.
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:52 pm
How did this genius pass the road test?
June 30th, 2002 at 9:16 am
The new BMW comes fully equipped! *fuel hose optional
July 26th, 2002 at 11:50 pm
Shawn felt it, but the small cock/german joke was not meant to be…
July 31st, 2002 at 2:38 pm
Sure honey , the salesman said it’s $500 but I’ll never run out of gas again .
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:35 pm
The doctor apparently left the umbilical cord after the difficult birth of this baby beemer.
September 21st, 2002 at 3:13 pm
There is a easier way to catch drug trafficers nowadays.
November 18th, 2002 at 7:10 pm
after getting his wife to the hospital he remember that he forgot to pay for the gas
March 7th, 2003 at 2:24 am
She was probably being harrassed at the gas pump by some loser and left abruptly!
October 30th, 2004 at 9:43 am
proof that women REALLY cant pump gas
July 8th, 2004 at 5:14 am
marry safety , divorce speed
September 4th, 2004 at 4:16 am
julie thought she might have gotten away without paying for the petrol, although there was a minor give away…
November 5th, 2004 at 10:34 am
Finally, it’s mandatory to have “blonde woman” driver flags
June 4th, 2002 at 10:29 am
I can’t shake em! I lost R2!
You’re all clear kid!
June 4th, 2002 at 7:15 am
don’t you hate it when you forget to put your gascap back on?
June 4th, 2002 at 10:53 am
So guess who’s wife filled up the car?
June 2nd, 2002 at 11:57 pm
Somebody got a light?
June 3rd, 2002 at 6:40 am
It was a drive-by hosing, it was!
June 3rd, 2002 at 6:48 am
I guess we never noticed the havoc that we left in our wake at the gas station.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:41 am
I’m late, I’m late, for an very important date!
June 4th, 2002 at 4:51 am
Boy! Whats with these other drivers today? If looks could kill, I’d be Road Kill! - Ha! I made a funny.
June 4th, 2002 at 7:54 am
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
June 4th, 2002 at 8:01 am
“Damn what was it……what did I forget to do this morning…..hair.. deoderant…teeth…food…gas…coffee..lottery tic….oh no…
June 4th, 2002 at 8:46 am
Pump number 2 please
June 4th, 2002 at 9:00 am
Can’t get rid of this nagging feeling…turned off the stove; locked the door; have my wallet…what IS it?
June 4th, 2002 at 12:09 pm
HEY!!!! they stole my car!!!!
June 4th, 2002 at 4:08 pm
XYZ, Dude. XYZ.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:30 pm
Trust me on this honey, we’ll never have to stop for gas again.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:14 pm
I did tell the salesman, give me one with evry option.
June 7th, 2002 at 1:27 pm
Jihad against the bastard who broke my gas pump!
June 3rd, 2002 at 10:34 pm
DIU LEI LO MO