Been there?
Wonder what’s on this guys mind?
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June 5th, 2002 at 7:40 am
I’m just trying to see things from your point of view.
June 5th, 2002 at 2:20 pm
It was the last place he looked, but sure enough, there was the remote control.
June 5th, 2002 at 2:29 am
Can Ya Hear Me Now! GOOD!!!
June 5th, 2002 at 1:49 am
Jim studied real hard for his rectal exam.
June 7th, 2002 at 10:05 pm
Oh, man, I don’t remember eating that!
February 18th, 2004 at 12:07 pm
My name is John Kerry, Democrat cantidate for president.
June 5th, 2002 at 1:43 am
Jim really wanted to become a ventriloquist.
June 9th, 2002 at 3:05 pm
Bob in accounting can’t understand why other folks in the office think he has his head up his ass.
June 10th, 2002 at 5:18 pm
Honey, your proctologist called… he found your head.
June 11th, 2002 at 2:21 am
Me personally? I’m an ass man.
June 11th, 2002 at 6:27 pm
Finally after years of reading books on psychology & many sessions with psychiatrists Wilhelm tried a technique that allowed him to see his true inner self!
June 4th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
On his first date Patrick got a bit shy.
June 5th, 2002 at 10:47 am
Part man, Part ostrich, Bob Bittleman had only one way to deal with fear.
June 20th, 2002 at 6:59 pm
George W. Bush tries to put on his own necktie.
June 5th, 2002 at 2:55 pm
President Bush unveils his new global warming policy.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:31 pm
Yoga for proctologists.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:44 pm
Does my head look big in this?
June 4th, 2002 at 11:38 pm
The search for the “g spot” continues
June 5th, 2002 at 1:33 am
Why yes, I do work at Wal-Mart.
June 8th, 2002 at 7:59 am
the human ostrich demonstrates his newly acquired trick…
June 11th, 2002 at 7:02 pm
Nice pants!
June 17th, 2002 at 10:53 am
singing “…turn around, bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart…”
June 4th, 2002 at 8:52 pm
The FBI reveals its new undercover terrorist task force
June 4th, 2002 at 9:07 pm
Why YES I am in Upper Management.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
Gee, I thought it was my elbow!
June 4th, 2002 at 9:58 pm
Roger’s attempt at auto felatio missed it by that much.
June 4th, 2002 at 10:04 pm
Hey, I think I found the GOOD version of The Phantom Menace!
June 4th, 2002 at 10:09 pm
Does this make my butt look big?
June 4th, 2002 at 10:25 pm
And you thought the rubber glove was scary
June 4th, 2002 at 11:34 pm
When the interviewer asked Roger where he saw himself in five years unfortunately he gave an honest answer.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:36 pm
Thinking quickly, Bill avoids an uncomfortable encounter with an ex-girlfriend
June 5th, 2002 at 1:39 am
Shit happens.
June 5th, 2002 at 4:40 pm
” I’m telling you for the last time, seatbelts & airbags don’t do anything!!! “
June 7th, 2002 at 12:28 pm
When I told him where to shove it, I didn’t think he’d take it so literally!
June 8th, 2002 at 9:16 am
During the Customer Relations Course, students learn to be flexible.
June 9th, 2002 at 6:54 am
Saving Ryan’s Privates…
June 9th, 2002 at 12:05 pm
Stick! What stick???
June 9th, 2002 at 8:40 am
This is why Texans put their names on their belts. So they know who they are when they come out.
June 9th, 2002 at 8:18 pm
“LIVIN’ WITH A HERNIA“
June 10th, 2002 at 5:17 am
hey what are you lookin at?
June 10th, 2002 at 2:16 pm
JEEZ, DAD WAS RIGHT,I REALLY CAN USE MY
NAVEL AS A POTHOLE.
June 11th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
time out for adults
June 14th, 2002 at 11:51 pm
look theres the chicken i had for dinner
June 14th, 2002 at 11:53 pm
look theres the chicken i had for dinner
June 16th, 2002 at 2:10 pm
ouch!!that has to hurt!!
June 17th, 2002 at 10:56 am
singing again “Ben the two of us need look no more…”
sorry..
June 19th, 2002 at 10:11 am
So this is what BMW Roadside Assistance was doing when I waited THREE HOURS for a tow!
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:03 pm
Good news, Mr. Limbaugh, you’re not going deaf after all.
Your ears are just clogged. However, to prevent it
recurring, you’ll need to make a few changes…
November 14th, 2002 at 11:00 am
“man…I was so drunk last night I don’t even remember your name.”
January 24th, 2003 at 8:18 pm
The new enron sign
June 5th, 2003 at 11:12 am
On pe toujours se procurer de la nourriture , il suffit de fermer le circuit.
June 9th, 2003 at 12:37 pm
Jim tried to kiss his own ass instead of always kissing the ass of his boss!
October 27th, 2004 at 2:08 pm
Where will you be when your laxative starts working?
June 4th, 2002 at 11:15 pm
The company’s new dress code is a real pain in the ass!!
June 4th, 2002 at 10:37 pm
I am just trying to scare the shit out of me !
June 4th, 2002 at 8:50 pm
You’re secrets safe with me!
June 14th, 2002 at 6:31 am
Oh dear, he’s not using toilet paper!
June 4th, 2002 at 8:45 pm
Hey, beats my wife’s cooking.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:29 pm
2002 Winner of the North American Brown Nose Cup demonstrates practice technique in preparation for the World Finals in December.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:59 pm
Enron names new audit partner.
June 4th, 2002 at 10:08 pm
Cranial-Rectal Inversion!
June 4th, 2002 at 10:16 pm
damn i really do have my head up my ass… you’re fired
June 4th, 2002 at 10:19 pm
O.K.!No drugs…
June 4th, 2002 at 11:19 pm
Do you smell what the Rock is cookin’?
June 4th, 2002 at 11:58 pm
Hmm It beats the shit out of me
June 4th, 2002 at 11:22 pm
Ready to accept the sperm of Satan, as all upper level managers before him.
June 5th, 2002 at 12:36 am
No one at the office party dared take on the “Bobbing For Dingleberries” champion.
June 5th, 2002 at 1:00 am
They said Ikea instructions were easy to follow.
June 5th, 2002 at 3:21 am
Mmmmm….nice me!
June 5th, 2002 at 7:02 am
this is No Neck Bum Magoo
June 5th, 2002 at 7:03 am
Anal Reclusive and Proud !
June 5th, 2002 at 8:55 am
but…
June 5th, 2002 at 10:26 am
In the papers your HMO gives, carefully look for the words “Self-administered colonoscopy”
June 5th, 2002 at 10:50 am
Hey…my buddies class ring…and my car keys…all be darned!
June 5th, 2002 at 11:17 am
I know i left that gerbil in here somewhere!
June 5th, 2002 at 1:06 pm
as is I don’t see my boss enough at work, now his picture is on the Caption Machine? WTF!?!
June 5th, 2002 at 2:07 pm
BUTTHEAD
June 5th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
Mmm… fresh air!
June 5th, 2002 at 2:44 pm
Do you smell that!? oh, shit! I think It’s me…
June 5th, 2002 at 3:28 pm
shhhhh… I see turd people.
June 5th, 2002 at 4:02 pm
No Bin Laden up here, but it sure smells like
him!!
June 5th, 2002 at 4:20 pm
TALIBAN HIDING, OSTRICH STYLE!!
June 7th, 2002 at 12:36 pm
John tried to perform a blow-job on himself, but what a miscalculation!
June 7th, 2002 at 12:39 pm
As Henry had been stuck in the elevator for three days, the hunger made him forget his honour.
June 9th, 2002 at 12:32 am
As if the CIA didn’t have enough trouble getting good intelligence…
June 9th, 2002 at 6:34 am
Lost my hat again
June 9th, 2002 at 9:04 am
Now what happened to the Tidy Bowl Man
June 9th, 2002 at 12:13 pm
now i finally realized that i have tight buns…um…can somebody help me?
June 9th, 2002 at 2:56 pm
the search for lost keys continues
June 9th, 2002 at 5:58 pm
NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GIVE BIRTH! IT’S LIKE SHITTING A BOWLING BALL
June 9th, 2002 at 6:02 pm
NOW I KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO GIVE BIRTH!
IT’S LIKE SHITTING A BOWLING BALL.
June 9th, 2002 at 6:09 pm
NOW I KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO GIVE BIRTH!
OUCH!
June 9th, 2002 at 6:30 pm
wow!!!! it’s changed last time i came here!!!!
June 9th, 2002 at 6:35 pm
Got AIR!!!
June 9th, 2002 at 7:24 pm
I wonder why there is an EXIT ONLY sign in here……..!?!
June 9th, 2002 at 8:59 pm
So thats what smelled like shit!!
June 9th, 2002 at 10:52 pm
talk about a blindfold
June 9th, 2002 at 11:19 pm
I wonder where his hands are?!
June 17th, 2002 at 10:44 am
President of International Society of Contortionists Anonymous
June 17th, 2002 at 11:05 am
“It was just a camera trick…” he said, walking away strangely…
June 10th, 2002 at 3:57 pm
Ted gave new meaning to the phrase “This tastes like shit”.
June 13th, 2002 at 1:55 pm
look mommy, no hands
June 14th, 2002 at 12:49 am
He was THAT desparate to avoid going to the proctologist
June 14th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
FINALLY THE PERFECT HIDING PLACE THEY WILL NEVER LOOK FOR ME UP HERE
June 14th, 2002 at 12:36 pm
WHAT?? SIT ON IT AND ROTATE OK ???
June 14th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
Now I KNOW you’ve got shit in your ears
June 14th, 2002 at 9:53 pm
gee theres so much room in here !!!
enought space to park an elephant
I might rent it out.
June 15th, 2002 at 12:44 pm
LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
June 16th, 2002 at 5:00 am
Spot… Spot, get out… Spot! Bad dog!
June 16th, 2002 at 1:48 pm
“Oh shitt,What happend to my last meal?”
June 16th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
hey, whats this long brown thing?it looks really good…
June 17th, 2002 at 10:33 am
I’m going to sue that lousy chiropractor…
June 17th, 2002 at 11:02 am
Guess nothing worse can happen today…
June 17th, 2002 at 5:15 pm
Honey!!! my nose wanna have sex!!!…
June 18th, 2002 at 7:02 am
ARE YOU SURE ITS UP HERE?
June 18th, 2002 at 10:37 am
singing yet again “Well shake it up baby now, twist and shout…”
June 18th, 2002 at 4:45 pm
He is so flexible
June 18th, 2002 at 7:44 pm
I thought yoga is suppose to be relaxing?
June 19th, 2002 at 6:23 am
New colon cancer check up much too evasive.
June 19th, 2002 at 3:56 pm
Now that’s what I call a real HEAD BUTT!
June 20th, 2002 at 3:09 am
oh o~ I need to sneeze…. Hahaha.. chew
June 20th, 2002 at 9:34 am
Hey man, I have to lose my tie…
June 20th, 2002 at 5:41 am
Ironically, this man gets less shit than I do.
June 20th, 2002 at 6:55 pm
“Don’t it make my blue eyes brown . . . “
June 22nd, 2002 at 1:57 pm
“This shit stuck in my ass is killing me!”
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:46 pm
You’re out. Simon didn’t say.
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:48 pm
What a shithead.
June 28th, 2002 at 4:42 pm
Damn I’m lucky I got the heads-up before the boss walked in.
July 5th, 2002 at 3:49 am
bloke - “What was the ostrich theory again…..if i cant see it, its not there???”
July 10th, 2002 at 9:29 pm
When the boss told his employees to work at break-neck speed, Chip was eager to impress.
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:33 pm
Hey colon, How you doin?
August 5th, 2002 at 10:59 pm
And he wondered why he got fired!
November 18th, 2002 at 7:09 pm
I have heard of taking in the a$$ but this is ridiculos
January 13th, 2003 at 10:28 pm
The unemployed executive found an unexpected opening in the local carnival, and they even let him wear a tie.
March 7th, 2003 at 2:25 am
Florida Tourists
April 8th, 2003 at 6:00 pm
The test of a good pair of stretch pants.
July 30th, 2003 at 2:46 am
heheheheheh hey butthead check it out
October 30th, 2004 at 9:44 am
the lengths some people will go to to get reception on thier cell phone
September 4th, 2004 at 4:17 am
this is even more painful than it looks
September 10th, 2004 at 9:54 pm
George Bush searching for Weapons of Mass Destruction
June 4th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
Damn, what happened to my toilet paper?
June 4th, 2002 at 9:39 pm
Doctor,these haemorroids are really giving me a bad headache!
June 4th, 2002 at 9:54 pm
I’m SURE I’ve left them in my pants!
June 4th, 2002 at 11:31 pm
Job interview at the pretzel factory.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:55 pm
And here we have an avid supporter of recycling
June 5th, 2002 at 8:28 am
As he gives one last push, the turd hangs on for dear life!
June 9th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
Monica you told me the was a cigar up here?
June 16th, 2002 at 9:17 am
Hey where did the toilet go?
(vote for me (: )
June 4th, 2002 at 8:41 pm
honey…i found the banana!!
June 4th, 2002 at 10:30 pm
George Bush Sr.’s family album.
June 5th, 2002 at 1:24 am
Rim-job, the home version.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:16 pm
In case of nuclear attack: bend over, and……