Marching Man
Some people are marching to a different tune.
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June 13th, 2002 at 10:08 pm
Where will you be when your laxative starts working?
June 5th, 2002 at 11:53 am
Captain Super-Penis suffered an embarrassing moment when his Mega-Member (strapped to his leg to conceal his identity) became instantly engorged when Robin, the Boy Wonder, bent over in front of him.
June 24th, 2002 at 10:24 am
I wonder how long it will take them to figure out that I have 2 glass eyes…..
June 11th, 2002 at 2:35 am
You kicked my dog, and now im going to shoe u!
June 18th, 2002 at 10:55 am
DAMN VIAGRA!
June 24th, 2002 at 1:28 am
The LEG-UP-guards at the Presidential palace.
June 9th, 2002 at 12:37 pm
This earlier design for C-3PO did not do well in focus groups.
June 9th, 2002 at 1:52 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, your new Rockets!
January 5th, 2003 at 5:56 pm
Damn! Almost! A bit higher and I can pull that fold out from between my cheeks.
June 5th, 2002 at 2:23 pm
I keek you out of India! One Pakistani at a time!
June 8th, 2002 at 6:02 am
Thinking of a naked Kylie Minogue, Arushal never expected his body to react so vividly.
June 9th, 2002 at 4:12 am
When Viagra goes wrong.
June 9th, 2002 at 10:26 am
Get OUT of my 7-11. You spill purple slurpee!!! I KICK YOU OUT! OOOOO I so mad!
June 9th, 2002 at 6:30 pm
You a very, bad man, Jerry! Very bad man!
June 13th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
An Indonesian soldier shows off his hip new ShoeDecal ™.
June 14th, 2002 at 2:21 am
To the “dirty” nuclear shoe bomber Akmed’s shock, Osama stands out of order during afternoon prayers, causing him to miss his target.
June 20th, 2002 at 6:50 pm
“First I put on the wrong uniform, then they block my punt!”
June 28th, 2002 at 4:46 pm
and you thought James Brown was still in prison…….
June 5th, 2002 at 10:49 am
Habibís reaction to seeing his first breast was a bit embarrassing
June 5th, 2002 at 12:24 pm
Jazz hands people! Jazz hands!
June 5th, 2002 at 1:18 pm
The Iranian national soccerteam in full practice.
June 5th, 2002 at 2:18 pm
After leaving his first rave, he set off on a new task to find the purple pooper monster.
June 5th, 2002 at 3:23 pm
Wait a second: Did he say “Simon says”?
June 7th, 2002 at 1:19 pm
Jihad against the goat who just bit my testicles!
June 8th, 2002 at 6:59 am
oh sweet allah! I think I forgot my keys to the elephant!
June 8th, 2002 at 7:53 am
in an incredible breath-holding contest, Apu managed to make his sole turn into an eery purple-blue. Moments later his eyeballs turned the same colour, knocking him down cruelly…
June 9th, 2002 at 12:29 am
“They may be nearing a nuclear holocaust, but Hasem still sports groovy soles.”
June 9th, 2002 at 8:38 am
How do I plan on getting to Radio City? practice, practice.
June 9th, 2002 at 6:33 am
A new twist to siuox
horse soldiers
June 9th, 2002 at 8:35 am
I said heavy starch on the shirts NOT THE JOCKY SHORTS!!!
June 9th, 2002 at 8:35 am
MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 9th, 2002 at 8:39 am
Mother may I…?
June 9th, 2002 at 8:47 am
He finally got his promotion.
Guess who?
Mom and Dad
June 9th, 2002 at 2:54 pm
Oh Crap! I kicked the sacred cow…
June 9th, 2002 at 5:49 pm
I THINK I JUST HEARD MY PANTS RIP!
June 9th, 2002 at 5:54 pm
What resulted when scientists bred a woman with a cat for the first time.
June 9th, 2002 at 7:32 pm
Mahaleem’s first shroom trip…
“DUUUUUUUUDE…..looooook at my psychedelic shoooooooooooe! it’s freakin me OUT MAN! and IT’S MOVING ALL ON IT’S OWN!!!
June 9th, 2002 at 8:23 pm
I’ll give YOU the BOOT!!!
June 9th, 2002 at 10:04 pm
The culture shock oh so visible in this mans first attempt at the hokey pokey. Tip: Your leg is a little too out.
June 9th, 2002 at 11:43 pm
One of these days Alice, pow, right to the moon!
June 10th, 2002 at 8:45 am
Although they were classicaly trained at Radio City Music hall, the Kashmiri Rockettes never really gained the same popularity as their forebears.
June 10th, 2002 at 9:26 am
Oooooh, now it’s on!!!!
June 11th, 2002 at 1:44 pm
C’mon already and take the picture! I can’t hold my Lego expression for much longer…
June 11th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
…. yeow… !!… next time I will fold up the swiss army knife before the parade starts !!
June 12th, 2002 at 6:53 am
Oh, look Sarge, is not fair. Do I look like a horse. That smithy needs glasses.
June 13th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
Taliban Forbids “Degenerate” Female Rockettes.
June 14th, 2002 at 9:47 pm
holly shit I just crapped my self
June 16th, 2002 at 6:11 am
OH MY GOD! MADONNA IS NAKED AND SHE’S STADING IN FRONT OF ME!
June 17th, 2002 at 1:15 am
“pow”
take that batman
June 17th, 2002 at 5:17 am
Oops, riped my trousers…
June 17th, 2002 at 7:10 am
who tied my arms? never mind you go there .. you go there… WHATS THAT SOLDIER?
June 18th, 2002 at 4:26 am
Bloody hell…what have I stepped in now???
June 18th, 2002 at 5:31 pm
At training camp there is an age old contest to see who can hold their leg in this positing while hopping over the neighaboring moutian range!
June 19th, 2002 at 6:28 am
Short sighted blacksmith shoes wrong animal.
June 19th, 2002 at 9:12 am
“Barney’s poop is purple!”
June 19th, 2002 at 4:19 pm
OUCH…that’s a groin…Arrrg…yep that’s a groin
June 19th, 2002 at 11:46 pm
…Did I leave the iron on?
June 20th, 2002 at 4:13 am
Oh my goodness me. I am just realising that I am looking like a complete goose
June 21st, 2002 at 2:22 pm
My Eyes Are So Fine That My Shoe Can’t Stop Looking At Them
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:27 am
Apus first encounter with mind altering drugs.
June 22nd, 2002 at 1:50 pm
Damn!! Look at those american womans tits!!
June 22nd, 2002 at 2:58 pm
New Viagra side effect has Drug company on their toes.
June 22nd, 2002 at 10:52 pm
ONE! Singular sensation….
June 23rd, 2002 at 2:57 am
ouch! that high kick had to hurt!
June 23rd, 2002 at 2:59 am
ouch! that high kick had to hurt!!!
June 23rd, 2002 at 7:41 pm
With that poke from behind Rajiv gives new meaning to Goose-Stepping.
June 25th, 2002 at 11:27 am
The Emperors’ new clothes?
June 25th, 2002 at 10:05 pm
The Ministry of Silly Walks goes international.
July 15th, 2002 at 8:26 am
I knew I shouldn’t have kicked that lady with all that make-up
July 18th, 2002 at 8:07 pm
(singing) One! Singular sensation! Every single step she takes…!
August 1st, 2002 at 1:09 am
Deece is how she keeked my dog!
November 18th, 2002 at 7:09 pm
maybe he shouldn’t have had that last latee
March 6th, 2003 at 3:39 pm
i think i just pulled something!!!
March 7th, 2003 at 2:27 am
Oh yes, really, Saddam is the greatest! (He didn’t threaten to cut off my nuts unless I said that… really!)
March 7th, 2003 at 2:27 am
I have one HELL of a WEDGIE!!
June 9th, 2003 at 12:40 pm
Look at my shoe! That’s an order!
January 6th, 2004 at 3:34 am
Eeh Macarena!
April 23rd, 2004 at 8:56 pm
Awwww, damn…I shit my pants again
January 15th, 2005 at 6:27 am
I really hope that’s a pie in my pants.
December 22nd, 2004 at 2:36 pm
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
November 6th, 2004 at 5:44 am
Oh my gosh, I have stepped in the turd of a curry eating dog!
December 22nd, 2004 at 4:00 pm
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
December 22nd, 2004 at 6:08 pm
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
December 23rd, 2004 at 12:08 am
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
June 9th, 2002 at 9:07 am
CLICK! And now?
June 5th, 2002 at 9:08 am
worst….cramp….ever….
June 5th, 2002 at 9:59 am
These aren’t the droids we’re looking for… move along
June 5th, 2002 at 10:27 am
Starbucks’ armed guards patrolling headquarters.
June 5th, 2002 at 10:29 am
MAN!! I new I should have worn that cup…
June 5th, 2002 at 10:35 am
OK, stop laughing and wake up that narcoleptic sergeant
June 5th, 2002 at 10:41 am
Sgt. Doom, blinded by revenge, stomps on the little purple meenies that burnt down his village.
June 5th, 2002 at 11:12 am
That bastard put magic mushrooms in my food again…
June 5th, 2002 at 11:14 am
I knew I should have stretched first!
June 5th, 2002 at 11:28 am
You do thee Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around…
June 5th, 2002 at 12:22 pm
In a bold effort to save lives, both India and Pakistan call in the most calm and normal person in the disputed region of Kashmir to negotiate against worldwide nuclear annihilation.
June 5th, 2002 at 12:26 pm
Flush with their first victory, the Anti-Barney brigade high kicks around the square to celebrate.
June 5th, 2002 at 12:45 pm
One small step for man, a giant leap for a man dressed as an utter git.
June 5th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
Haji was suprised to find out the true
meaning of the word “goose” in goose step.
June 5th, 2002 at 1:19 pm
Does somebody know a good blacksmith?
My horseshoe needs to be refitted.
June 5th, 2002 at 1:22 pm
Is that MY leg?
June 5th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
In an unconscious outburst, Akmed suddenly realizes his repressed dream to be a Rockette violates the Pakistani Army’s “Don’t ask, don’t tell” gay policy.
June 5th, 2002 at 2:10 pm
Arul just thought the magnets on his shoes would give him extra height.
June 5th, 2002 at 2:15 pm
Don’t you just love a well done yoga exercise in a proper suit?
June 5th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
Mohanram’s First Encounter With A Patch Of Ice (image 4 of 10)
June 5th, 2002 at 2:56 pm
San Franciso’s gay pride parade starts today at 3:00 pm.
June 5th, 2002 at 3:08 pm
Where will you be when your laxative stops working?
June 5th, 2002 at 3:38 pm
The not very well known, but equally skilled rockettes of India
June 5th, 2002 at 4:18 pm
HEY!!!! DID YOU GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 7th, 2002 at 12:44 pm
If the foot goes too high, the balls go nuts!
June 5th, 2002 at 4:32 pm
Oh yeah, how about THIS chin music, damn hornet!
June 8th, 2002 at 4:05 pm
You have a choice…Lick the grape jelly off of my boot..or I can shoot you!!
June 7th, 2002 at 12:50 pm
Many times before, Achim had stepped in the shit of the horse in front of him, but never he had thought he would ever march behind a horse with diarrhea.
June 7th, 2002 at 12:59 pm
Although he did his utmost, Habibipetilon could never replace Schwarzenegger for ‘Terminator III’.
June 7th, 2002 at 2:56 pm
Oddly enough, even though someone had laced his curry with a large quantity of laxatives, Sarajul continued to execute the goose-step with extreme accuracy for fear of looking like a schmuck in front of his people.
June 8th, 2002 at 12:39 am
Please Sahib Some More…..
June 8th, 2002 at 5:59 am
“Thank you, come again!”
June 8th, 2002 at 6:02 am
In a rare moment of clarity, Rasheed realised the sniper had his balls under fire…
June 8th, 2002 at 5:01 pm
I am not believing what i am seeing, That mirror shop was full of Saddam look-alikes. oh goodness me…this looks too much like Baghdad. Must have taken a wrong turn at Afhganistan.
June 20th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
I got a turtle head pokin’ out me butt…
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:32 pm
Punjab - I do not care anymore…I will no longer will take care of the sacred cow…
June 5th, 2002 at 9:32 am
I don’t know how long my ass cheeks can hold this one.
June 5th, 2002 at 8:56 am
Look! Look I say! I stayed up all night buffing shoes to only step in dog poo first thing, damn
June 5th, 2002 at 9:00 am
Mother may I take one BIG step?
June 5th, 2002 at 9:01 am
Dang! I could have sworn they said this was a costume party!
June 5th, 2002 at 11:59 am
Radio City Music Hall Rockettes’ Reject
June 5th, 2002 at 11:44 am
So—this—is—what—a—groin—pull—feels—-like.
June 5th, 2002 at 11:15 am
What a time to find out you’ve put on a little weight.
June 5th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
Osama Bin Laden’s main man asking “You just fu*#ed with WHO!!!!!”
June 5th, 2002 at 9:53 am
Gawd being a soldier sucks the big one…speaking of the big one hay sarg….