Sissies
This is why soccer will never be viewed as a tough sport in the US.
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June 9th, 2002 at 2:18 pm
Reactions to Lorena Bobit’s halftime show.
June 9th, 2002 at 12:54 am
Rosie O’Donnell streaks at the World Cup.
June 8th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
We all gotta pee and there’s still 42 minutes to play!
June 10th, 2002 at 8:31 am
After catching something nasty from a girl down field once, the team all got a little nervous when she winked at them.
June 11th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
Under Korean rules, not only does the ref give you a yellow card for an illegal play, but he delivers a swift Judo chop to the genitals of each member of your team.
June 15th, 2002 at 9:26 am
“Fantastic!” screamed the coach, “More expression boys! Ho-o-old it! And now…pirhouette!”
June 11th, 2002 at 6:55 pm
New uses for the World Cup!
June 9th, 2002 at 1:34 am
New study shows that only 3 out of 5 men instinctively protect the “head” they think with. The others believe they can “do without it.”
June 11th, 2002 at 6:40 pm
Members of Team Argentina try to contain their excitement as they watch Britney Spears in her new World Cup Pepsi commercial.
June 11th, 2002 at 9:02 pm
“….and our photographer caught the reaction on the player’s faces as Chelsea Clinton ran out to congratulate the winning team…”
June 8th, 2002 at 6:25 pm
To toughen the players up, coach Ernie made them watch a live castration
June 8th, 2002 at 10:13 pm
as the coach yelled “hold the balls”, the communciation problem within the team became obvious
June 12th, 2002 at 9:49 pm
A collective reaction after seeing the team Urologist perform an emergency Penalectomy on the team captain!
June 9th, 2002 at 6:56 pm
There’s no such thing as a “free” kick.
June 9th, 2002 at 4:16 am
The coach thought it would stimulate his players, but now it seemed that wearing their women’s undies wasn’t a good idea at all.
June 9th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
That Michael Jackson dance is harder than it looks.
June 13th, 2002 at 5:03 pm
When someone requested “organ music” the Backstreet Boys became confused.
June 14th, 2002 at 5:50 am
Gee…These 10 year old girls kick pretty hard….
June 9th, 2002 at 10:28 pm
“EEK! A Mouse!”
June 13th, 2002 at 3:30 am
Man!! that keeper really needs to cut down on the baked beans.
June 18th, 2002 at 3:50 pm
Argentine players react to Clint Mathis’s new Mohawk.
June 20th, 2002 at 5:38 am
Soccer : The sport of France.
June 9th, 2002 at 4:42 pm
Marlon Brando takes off his shirt.
June 9th, 2002 at 12:27 am
Next: The Viagra Pre-Game Show
June 9th, 2002 at 5:09 am
It was the beginning of the end for the boysband ‘The Soccer Lads’, when the tabloids revealed that all members suffered from ball phobia.
June 9th, 2002 at 8:19 am
Enrique was glad he had undergone the sex operation. He didn’t have to worry about his balls anymore, but he protected carefully his newly grown breasts.
June 9th, 2002 at 2:44 pm
Sister Stonebreaker the head Coach of “The Sisters of Mercy” Parish Soccer Team, showed the young men she still disciplines with a heavy hand.
June 9th, 2002 at 12:52 pm
I forgot my World Cup
June 9th, 2002 at 7:40 pm
Protecting the family jewels becomes the topmost priority in this soccer game-turned dodge a ball flying 60 miles an hour.
June 9th, 2002 at 9:58 pm
They spotted a priest in the crowd.
June 9th, 2002 at 10:29 pm
American team rection to Home Depot’s sponsorship deal with USA Soccer where Home Depot will supply sandpaper supporters for the team
June 10th, 2002 at 11:23 am
In retrospect, the free on-the-field vasectomy promotion was not a good idea.
June 10th, 2002 at 8:54 pm
Martha Stewart strips down to her sports bra in celebration of her new JC Penney White sale…
June 12th, 2002 at 3:42 am
This is no’ah funnee, thesa mensa try to protect their mama’s meata ballahs!
June 13th, 2002 at 11:50 am
Are you sure this is how Michael Jackson got his start in dancing?
June 14th, 2002 at 2:45 pm
New research proves everybody who plays soccer becomes gay.
June 16th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
Is it football or pinball?
June 21st, 2002 at 9:34 am
Monica Lewinsky just subbed in.
Protect yourselves men!
July 20th, 2002 at 10:15 am
Stop! HAMMERTIME!
April 25th, 2004 at 4:02 pm
And if this were a women’s game, they’d be protecting something else!
November 6th, 2004 at 5:49 am
Oh boy, this is gonna hurt!
June 9th, 2002 at 5:40 pm
N*SYNC is shown practicing new moves they have learned by watching World Cup Soccer for their upcoming tour.
June 8th, 2002 at 9:21 am
Maya the bee in action.
June 8th, 2002 at 3:14 pm
The first casting call for Madonna’s soccer video went rather poorly.
June 8th, 2002 at 4:14 pm
That dog just pissed on the ball…I ain’t gonna kick it..you go kick it first!!
June 9th, 2002 at 3:08 am
Goalie (as he runs away): suckers
June 9th, 2002 at 6:29 am
That was some header!
June 9th, 2002 at 9:45 am
Actually Tim a ball is being kicked at about 60 miles an hour towards their genitalia. Making fun of this picture is anti-american! Down with the Taliban!
Down with TIM!
June 9th, 2002 at 10:27 am
The Whirled Cup
June 9th, 2002 at 10:22 pm
Today on ESPN 6: Celebrity Soccer–Psychic Friends Network vs Ladies of the WWF.
June 9th, 2002 at 1:32 pm
“Hey guys, do I have my cup on right?”
June 9th, 2002 at 1:35 pm
Ugly kickers make the wall less efficient
June 9th, 2002 at 3:53 pm
And the soccer boys give their rendition of “YMCA”
June 9th, 2002 at 6:30 pm
I WISH THE COACH WOULD STOP MAKING US DRINK OS MUCH GATORADE, I HAVE TO PEE ALL THE TIME.
June 9th, 2002 at 6:34 pm
Coach, can we use the Nerf ball now?
June 9th, 2002 at 6:56 pm
Hmmm…must have been another one of those sports blooper moments…
June 9th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
Stop! In the Name of Love, Before You Break My Heart….
June 9th, 2002 at 8:50 pm
Don’t Look! Mia is taking her bra off again
June 10th, 2002 at 12:12 pm
This Electric SLide is much more fun than the Macarena
June 10th, 2002 at 1:43 pm
Israeli players watch in horror while the palestinian referee explodes and thereby kills all the other team members.
June 10th, 2002 at 4:25 pm
Immediately after the pre-game benediction, the players were shocked at the public display of affection by Father Lou and the confused Choirboy with the identity crisis.
June 10th, 2002 at 4:28 pm
The all gay team where a little worried when the naked female ran across the pitch at half time.
June 10th, 2002 at 4:34 pm
Come on coach I really gotta pee.
June 10th, 2002 at 5:33 pm
“I don’t care if they sponsor the team dammit. We’ve got to switch laundry detergent.”
June 10th, 2002 at 9:14 pm
…hey !!…. who let the dogs out ??
June 10th, 2002 at 9:16 pm
…no !! no … try the lamb NOT the ram !!!
June 10th, 2002 at 10:04 pm
in gay voices sthop it! uhh, i donth like thath!
June 11th, 2002 at 1:44 am
Hey Vladamire are you sure this is how the dance goes?
June 11th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
They’re pretty darn lucky not to be playing against the Swedish national team since then they’d have protect their asses too.
June 13th, 2002 at 2:02 pm
we were on the buss all last night and after siting fo 8 hours straight it just wouldn’t come pout
June 14th, 2002 at 12:46 am
You think this is bad, wait until they see the AFTER picture
June 14th, 2002 at 2:24 am
“Ooooh, I’m just too sexy for this game, too sexy for this sport!”
June 14th, 2002 at 8:19 am
Ricki Lake provides ultimate proof of her much touted weight loss to the boys…
June 15th, 2002 at 5:55 am
why soccer will never be viewed as a tuff sport
June 15th, 2002 at 12:41 pm
If major leauge baseball players can do it, so can we!
June 16th, 2002 at 5:02 am
EEEEW!!!! WHAT IS T-H-A-T?!
June 16th, 2002 at 8:32 pm
we all want to piss and 42 minuts still left until the end of the game!!!
June 17th, 2002 at 11:21 am
“Gee… I guess that hooker wasn’t desease-free after all…”
June 17th, 2002 at 11:24 am
“Gee… I guess that hooker wasn’t desease-free after all…”
June 17th, 2002 at 11:25 am
“Gee… I guess that hooker wasn’t desease-free after all…”
June 18th, 2002 at 4:28 am
Not the balls! Not that balls!…please hit me anywhere, but please god don’t let it be the balls!
June 19th, 2002 at 5:54 am
YE GODS! ITS HIDEOUS. oh that’s not very nice, it’s just a donkey……
June 20th, 2002 at 5:02 am
Groin Gaurds….Check..
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:14 am
someone got kicked in the nuts
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:15 pm
bloody hell that chick has a bread stick in her undies
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:41 pm
What a dumb sport.
June 24th, 2002 at 4:08 pm
If these sissys keep acting like this, soccer wil never take off in America.
June 24th, 2002 at 6:20 pm
And the cross-over from Soccer to Gansta-Rap proved to be a bad career move for Juan and his team mates.
June 24th, 2002 at 11:28 pm
“You do the hokey -’poke’y and you turn around…”
June 25th, 2002 at 11:22 am
You can’t touch this!
June 28th, 2002 at 4:49 pm
Sure coach, your Penile Implant looks terrific. No really, you dont have to pump it up and show us.
July 5th, 2002 at 12:27 am
NO! NO! PLEASE! Not the jewels! Just because we lost, don’t take the jewels! PLEASE!!
July 5th, 2002 at 3:44 am
OK stop! we know where babies come from now! just quit it! ahhh quit it
July 10th, 2002 at 2:13 am
Juan always said:
“Be a man, don’t flinch!”
’til he took one in the jewels.
July 11th, 2002 at 6:15 pm
The Argies find out why they call David Beckham ‘Golden Balls’
July 26th, 2002 at 11:51 pm
She moves to the right, the left the right, up the middle, yes, YES, YESSS, GOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
September 28th, 2002 at 4:49 pm
they just came out with EXTREME soccer, no cups
November 18th, 2002 at 7:07 pm
COACH COACH I think they forgot their cups
June 5th, 2003 at 11:51 am
Guy on the right: Oempphhh!!! Now I squeesed again!!
September 19th, 2003 at 5:48 pm
The Back Street Boys’ retarted cousins.
October 30th, 2004 at 9:47 am
dont get dirt on me i just washed my shorts ya thilly gooths
August 11th, 2004 at 11:30 pm
Is that a spider?……………….EEEK!
December 22nd, 2004 at 4:15 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 6:43 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 8:41 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
June 9th, 2002 at 10:51 am
Three of these men forgot to wear a cup today. Can you guess who they are?
June 9th, 2002 at 9:02 am
RED CARD!!! Illegal Penelty KicK…
June 9th, 2002 at 10:35 am
Damn! These new pants really chafe !
June 12th, 2002 at 11:52 am
Protect your balls at all times.
June 8th, 2002 at 12:38 pm
Ooh, no…stop it, that’ll sting!
June 8th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
“and when we come back, we’ll find out what three out of five American soccer-playing men feel the worst place to get hit in a game is…”
June 9th, 2002 at 1:03 am
“Prince Albert” just lifted a cinderblock.
June 9th, 2002 at 4:14 am
Oh man,
remember when we had to play “nekkid”
soccer?
June 9th, 2002 at 7:01 am
The players all showed their disgust when the stadium speaker yelled out : ‘I need Amanda Hugginkiss’…
June 9th, 2002 at 8:07 am
The players really got frightened when the public kept on yelling: “In their balls! In their balls!”
June 9th, 2002 at 8:26 am
The coach “If we don’t win today I’m going to make you all to to confession.”
June 9th, 2002 at 10:10 am
The opposing players were uncomfortable with the Isreali team’s tradition of having an on-the-field bris before the game.
June 9th, 2002 at 1:33 pm
#14: I’m going to puke!!
June 11th, 2002 at 1:07 am
no! not the nuts!
June 17th, 2002 at 2:42 am
Watch out for those balls !
June 8th, 2002 at 2:30 pm
Whoa Bad Touch!
June 9th, 2002 at 12:32 am
Argentinians realise: Size Does Matter.