Dirty Bomb
This fella has his own version of a dirty bomb.
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June 13th, 2002 at 12:26 pm
Of all the gas giants, only Uranus is likely to experience spontaneous combustion.
June 11th, 2002 at 12:32 am
Join the Navy. We bring new meaning to the phrase “fire in the hole”.
June 11th, 2002 at 2:52 pm
We can only pray that he uses his powers for good.
June 12th, 2002 at 12:42 pm
“Chili con carne special sauce” were the only words Tom remembered after being hospitalised.
June 12th, 2002 at 1:30 pm
After checking out this picture, Bill Pyro worked out why his friends didn’t want to stand behind him at the bus stop.
June 13th, 2002 at 4:05 pm
The circus fireater’s secret shame.
June 11th, 2002 at 4:10 pm
Determining the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy was not working, the military developed a plan to help deter gay sex.
June 11th, 2002 at 4:32 pm
Did you say, “Blow it out your ass?”
June 25th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
Damn, not another new pair of shorts
June 25th, 2002 at 7:58 pm
This is why larry got sacked at the oil refinery
June 11th, 2002 at 1:55 am
New gas resources found.
June 13th, 2002 at 4:17 pm
The kids love it when I play Puff the Magic Dragon.
June 20th, 2002 at 2:51 pm
look…when I pick my nose, FIRE SHOOTS OUT MY ASS!!!!
June 11th, 2002 at 1:24 am
Having spent his entire shore leave in a Turkish brothel, Lt. Masterson had a nasty case of the clap.
June 11th, 2002 at 2:18 am
I like Taco Bell, but it doesn’t like me.
June 11th, 2002 at 9:15 am
You infidels may have captured our shoe bomber, but we have found a new place to stick explosives.
June 12th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
The firemen got the fire under control, but Joshua’s balls were lost forever.
June 11th, 2002 at 6:49 pm
Roy “Bunsen Burner” Whiting tests a new pair of asbestos shorts.
June 12th, 2002 at 3:41 am
MMMMM,OOOOOOH,AAAAAAAH!
Geez I wish Gary wouldn’t eat so much spicy food!
June 12th, 2002 at 1:49 pm
Every night, after sex, Buck’s wife changed into a fireman’s suit. They both remembered what had happened to his first wife.
June 12th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
Burnin’ ring of fire!
June 14th, 2002 at 9:43 pm
ohhhhh squeezed that one through an eye of a needle
June 18th, 2002 at 9:33 pm
With Batman’s flaming farts revealed, the coolness factor of the batmobile dropped a few notches.
June 21st, 2002 at 10:41 am
The military reveals its newest weapon: The “Preparation H-Bomb”
June 20th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
Now for your next stunt on Fear Factor, insert this cork in Malcom’s ass…using only your teeth.
June 26th, 2002 at 2:24 pm
MARSHMALLOWS ANYONE?
June 11th, 2002 at 1:26 am
Navy researchers have developed a new way for downed pilots to signal search and rescue aircraft.
June 11th, 2002 at 5:52 am
Star for the next Preperation H commercial.
June 14th, 2002 at 12:32 pm
QUICK GIVE ME THE COOLING PREPERATION H
June 18th, 2002 at 10:41 am
N„o como mais repolho com ovos !!!
June 18th, 2002 at 10:53 am
GOT GAS?
June 25th, 2002 at 7:41 pm
where’s the fire brigade
June 12th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
Thar she blows!
June 11th, 2002 at 8:27 am
Bobby tried desperately to escape the enemy battleship by developing his radical idea for the “ass propeller”
June 11th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
“I got hemorrhoids bad, my ass is killing me! I need help!” -Sol Rosenberg
June 12th, 2002 at 12:44 pm
Johnny always was a popular guy at scouts camp fires.
June 12th, 2002 at 3:14 pm
Sorry Sir, But I Said Bite My Ass not Light My Ass!!!!!
June 13th, 2002 at 2:34 pm
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
June 14th, 2002 at 12:31 pm
And Bill though that the scorching case of herpes would never spread!!ouch!!
June 14th, 2002 at 12:42 pm
Just as well he’s NOT gay.
June 16th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
Does it always burn this much after surgery?
June 17th, 2002 at 12:24 am
Audition tape for the Deadliest Supervillians.
June 17th, 2002 at 1:29 am
Someone set us up the stinkbomb!
June 18th, 2002 at 6:48 am
i told you i felt funny in the stomach!
June 18th, 2002 at 6:54 am
THE WORKS OF BIN LADEN!!!!!
June 18th, 2002 at 7:35 pm
Does anyone need a light?
June 20th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
Bill was confused about the whole siphening jet fuel procedure… and his unique habit of lighting matches with his ass cheeks may have been a hit with the chicks, only made matters much worse.
June 20th, 2002 at 5:37 pm
This Al Qaeda soldier is being held prisoner on board the USS JFK. CIA and FBI Agents are trying to discover why this individual was able to pass through customs unnoticed, along with the latest Iraqi weaponry given to Al Qaeda terrorist.
June 21st, 2002 at 9:37 am
Damned Mexican food!!
June 21st, 2002 at 10:47 am
Fred acts out the film “Backdraft” in a game of charades.
June 22nd, 2002 at 10:45 pm
Proving once again that sequels are never as good - Rocketeer 2.
June 23rd, 2002 at 7:15 pm
STOP!! Thats no way to kill roaches!!!
June 24th, 2002 at 4:05 pm
The way to overclock your ass!
July 18th, 2002 at 6:55 am
the new and improved ciggerette lighter. also with Natural gases
August 2nd, 2002 at 11:46 pm
I dont remember having corn(chunks)
September 20th, 2002 at 12:50 pm
Hey Cletus pull my finger huhuhuhu….
September 21st, 2002 at 9:30 am
“Ha’”said Buttman,”I don not fear hemmeroids,but constipation on the other hand….”
February 21st, 2004 at 8:48 pm
Yo quiero Taco Bell?
November 6th, 2004 at 5:51 am
No more hot salami
June 11th, 2002 at 1:27 am
Maverick! Hit the afterburners and pull up!
June 11th, 2002 at 3:50 am
Crouching Tosser, Hidden Dragon
June 11th, 2002 at 11:28 am
People, obviously the fire is not coming out of the man’s rear end. Please! The appropriate caption is “deck gun fires projectile”…
June 11th, 2002 at 12:39 pm
Damn… forgotten my cigarettes!
June 11th, 2002 at 12:50 pm
Not to talk about the stench.
June 11th, 2002 at 12:41 pm
As we can see two fires burning, the man in the picture isn’t really a man…
June 11th, 2002 at 12:42 pm
Before he could make any fortune out of it, it was already gone.
June 11th, 2002 at 12:51 pm
Remember- only YOU can prevent forest fires!
June 11th, 2002 at 1:57 pm
Where’s Greenpeace when you need them?!
June 11th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
Devine Secret of the Ya Ya Brotherhood: Our farts are nuclear.
June 11th, 2002 at 4:36 pm
Bob took advantage of the military’s “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.
June 11th, 2002 at 6:27 pm
“Stop it Bob! Can’t you ever be serious? My Mother told me not to marry you. When are you going to grow up?”
June 11th, 2002 at 10:11 pm
Mars - here I come.
June 11th, 2002 at 10:24 pm
Mobil eat your heart out
June 12th, 2002 at 1:41 am
Mama Mia! Dats ah spicy meatball!
June 12th, 2002 at 12:47 pm
Yi Chihuahua, burned my hand lighting that one
June 12th, 2002 at 6:37 am
So, you want to become a fire-eater, eh. Well, let me point out a few basics for you
June 12th, 2002 at 4:58 pm
With the new afterburner option installed, a man like this can easily cruise at 30 mph.
June 12th, 2002 at 9:31 pm
Albert rewrote the book on what it was like to be all fired up about something!
June 13th, 2002 at 1:54 pm
“Beans beabs the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot” Billy never knew that this simple little song could mean so much after eating mexican jumping beans!
June 14th, 2002 at 12:44 am
The navy unveils their new mobile oil rig, eliminating the need to store oil on board.
June 14th, 2002 at 6:57 am
“now kids go eat your brussel sprouts your dad did”
June 14th, 2002 at 12:27 pm
he was warned that aunt judy’s chili would burn him twice
June 14th, 2002 at 12:31 pm
Damn chili peppers, I should know better by now! Who’s got the Pepto?
June 14th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
I’m not sure which is worse, that fire is coming out of his ass, or that it’s coming out in two spires.
June 15th, 2002 at 12:38 pm
Beans, not just for breakfast anymore
June 16th, 2002 at 4:02 am
Please clear the runway..
June 16th, 2002 at 2:26 am
Pamman has been on beans again
June 16th, 2002 at 4:59 am
Is it just me, or is it hot today?
June 16th, 2002 at 5:52 am
Look what happens when I press this ecret button up my nose!!
June 16th, 2002 at 1:15 pm
zzz
June 18th, 2002 at 4:40 am
Well…that explains what I ate
June 18th, 2002 at 6:46 am
my brakes must be caught on” i should be flying!
June 18th, 2002 at 10:43 am
The Government announced today that there will not be a need to drill for Oil in Alaska or anywhere else !
June 18th, 2002 at 10:36 pm
Damn…That chili was GOOD!
June 18th, 2002 at 8:56 pm
Organic flamethrower
June 18th, 2002 at 8:57 pm
I’m gonna invite HIM to my next BBQ
June 19th, 2002 at 3:29 am
“Well, well, well…I suppose that’s why the misses won’t stand behind me.” Thinks my fiance John
June 19th, 2002 at 2:25 pm
Houston, we have a probelm, the probe has blown!
June 19th, 2002 at 2:26 pm
Houston we have a problem, the probe has blown!
June 20th, 2002 at 5:36 am
That’s one government office NOT paying $10 million for methane gas !
June 20th, 2002 at 3:35 pm
Gives a new meaning to “Blow it out your ass”
June 24th, 2002 at 11:53 pm
The trouser trumpet playing some hot jazz!
June 21st, 2002 at 1:19 pm
By the dawn’s early light!
June 21st, 2002 at 1:20 pm
Fleible sigmoidoscapy at a HMO
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:05 am
Where the term “flaming homosexual” comes from.
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:24 pm
hum these gas tablets really work
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:38 pm
Billy took it literally when his friend said, “Blow it out your ass!”
June 24th, 2002 at 1:43 am
For the second episode of X-Men, directors thought they’d fire it up with a new fire farting superhero.
June 24th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
All ricer out there watchout,
I have NOS
June 24th, 2002 at 6:14 pm
Screen test for the upcoming episode of “South Park-Cartman gets an anal probe”.
June 25th, 2002 at 2:07 am
anybody want a light
June 26th, 2002 at 1:27 pm
Yes folks, if you are an inmate, this is the tool to have for those late night “parties”….
June 27th, 2002 at 7:02 am
thats pure Nitros power….fuel injected turbo….V8
June 28th, 2002 at 5:57 am
politician of the year finalist
July 5th, 2002 at 1:38 am
Carl had a really hot ass!
July 21st, 2002 at 9:48 pm
Alas, chilli day at the mess hall
July 26th, 2002 at 11:52 pm
You should see when I burp at the same time.
July 28th, 2002 at 11:57 pm
A sure-fire cure for hemmoroids.
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:29 pm
Finally revealed…the man who played “Spot”…the dragon under the stairs in the “Munsters” show…
August 5th, 2002 at 10:56 pm
Why the atomic chimichungas were taken off the market!
September 3rd, 2002 at 3:43 am
Now all I have to do is to get on my roller skates…
September 4th, 2002 at 7:51 pm
alcohol, obviously killing the smart cells.
January 24th, 2003 at 8:20 pm
uh oh… i new i should have only ate 39 beans.. the next one was farty
March 7th, 2003 at 2:29 am
This guy should have been sent to do the Saddam interview instead of Dan Rather! (undetectable secret weapon)
March 30th, 2003 at 10:38 am
And when i breath through the right nostril ….well!
March 30th, 2003 at 10:40 am
Dont mess with him , He’s packing heat!
August 19th, 2003 at 8:47 am
I want what he’s having!
March 8th, 2004 at 1:57 pm
Tabasssssssssco!
October 30th, 2004 at 9:48 am
evidently i have two buttholes
August 11th, 2004 at 11:31 pm
Oh Shit! That is the last bean burrito I will ever eat!
September 4th, 2004 at 4:21 am
owen realised that when the guy from the take away told him that his curry was so hot it would burn his ass, he wasnt joking
June 11th, 2002 at 10:31 am
If you think this is nasty, imagine how he felt as it was building up inside him.
June 12th, 2002 at 1:46 pm
All his life, Bill was savagely attacked by heat-tracking missiles.
June 12th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
everyone wanted jim to be on their fighter during high stake missions.
June 11th, 2002 at 1:36 am
I think the chili is hot enough.
June 11th, 2002 at 1:53 am
Do you have a sigaret for me?
June 11th, 2002 at 2:48 pm
the navy’s new propulsion system.
June 11th, 2002 at 9:12 am
Pesky tourists, always think they’re the first to see the silly photo op.
June 11th, 2002 at 9:39 am
Bob shows off his new dual exhaust
June 11th, 2002 at 12:52 pm
Idiot losing a contact lens on oil platform.
June 11th, 2002 at 1:47 pm
Uh-oh. That feels better and now I need a shit.
June 16th, 2002 at 2:27 am
Pamman’s holiday picture
June 17th, 2002 at 12:03 pm
damn you, white castle.
June 25th, 2002 at 5:06 am
You told me to “Blow it out my arse!!”
June 11th, 2002 at 1:42 am
Oooooh why did have another bowl?
June 11th, 2002 at 12:37 pm
Nerd trying to be interesting.
June 11th, 2002 at 9:35 pm
ah maybe de gringo no like de medium chili sauce Jose …… you theenk we geeve hem de hot stuff next ??!!
June 25th, 2002 at 2:08 am
anybody need a light…?
June 11th, 2002 at 1:40 am
Got Marshmallos?
June 11th, 2002 at 2:07 am
who said you can’t light a fart?
June 11th, 2002 at 9:33 am
Finally proof that it wasn’t the dog!