Oh my god
This is what happens when you make fun of a kicker for being the smallest guy on the team.
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June 14th, 2002 at 2:44 am
Little did Coach Klein know that he’d have to elaborate next time he said “just kick the ball deep into the end zone.”
June 12th, 2002 at 11:58 pm
Sperm Bank of America: Because You Never Know!
June 13th, 2002 at 11:55 am
As the door slammed on Derrick’s football days, a window opened on his career as a saprano singer.
June 13th, 2002 at 6:51 pm
At this moment, a Longhorn became a Shorthorn.
June 13th, 2002 at 8:27 pm
Football?? Foot… Balls!
June 18th, 2002 at 3:58 pm
The three balls on the field at the same time caused some confusion!
June 12th, 2002 at 11:42 pm
At that moment, Bill realized he should’ve worn a cup.
June 13th, 2002 at 8:11 am
Always ridiculed in the locker room for the lack of a sex organ, “Flatcrotch” Wilson (#26)gets the last laugh
June 13th, 2002 at 7:31 am
As usual the tactics were bollocks…
June 13th, 2002 at 5:54 pm
Hayvey couldn’t shake no. 26 from his shoe.
June 14th, 2002 at 5:26 pm
Trust me…Let him through.
June 13th, 2002 at 4:32 pm
Lifting an opposing player with his foot required many hard hours of ballerina practice.
June 14th, 2002 at 12:26 pm
Gooooaaalllll!
June 14th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
no blood…
no foul!
June 20th, 2002 at 5:35 am
Who says I missed ?
August 28th, 2002 at 1:30 pm
Takin’ one for the team.
June 13th, 2002 at 12:39 am
Paco could never quite get used to the idea that in American “football” you can touch the ball with your hands.
June 13th, 2002 at 10:42 am
So much for “I’m to much of a man for a cup”
June 13th, 2002 at 10:58 am
Whoah, buddy, look what YOU stepped in!
June 13th, 2002 at 11:03 am
Until they were recruited by different football teams, the Henderson twins’ unique conjoined condition had never casued them any serious issues.
June 15th, 2002 at 9:13 am
Do the hokey kokey… HOOOOAAAARRGGHHHHHHHHOOOOOWWWFFFUUUUKKKKKUUUURRRGGG
June 25th, 2002 at 2:55 pm
Rah Rah Ree, Kick em in the knee!
Rah Rah Rass, Kick em in the other knee!
No wait…
June 13th, 2002 at 6:08 am
So, you’ve been sleeping with my lady hey?
June 13th, 2002 at 9:30 am
The homosexual punter’s decision to give the opposing team’s linebacker a foot job in the middle of the game was met with strong criticism from his coach and the team’s fans.
June 13th, 2002 at 6:16 pm
Pair of cleats: $75
Football: $20
The above scene: Priceless
June 13th, 2002 at 9:37 pm
The defense created a new position, it’s called The Receiver
June 15th, 2002 at 2:30 am
Here’s a little something you can bring back to “W” from California.
June 16th, 2002 at 4:24 am
Well these yanky players are padded everywhere arn’t they?
June 19th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
Moma always said, “football is lots of fun…until someone gets kicked in the nuts.”
June 20th, 2002 at 11:16 am
HE PUNTS, HE SCORES!
June 20th, 2002 at 5:26 pm
Can you hear me now……..Good
June 20th, 2002 at 11:51 pm
1st Annoucer~ Another sucessfuly blocked feild goal by, Johnson #26 of the Longhorns!
2nd Annoucer~ I belive that his nuts will go pro next year with those moves!
July 6th, 2002 at 4:34 am
Plastic saves lives.
Thanks Plastic.
June 20th, 2002 at 7:42 pm
Announcer: ” Wow Jim, number 26 has gone for a courageous block. He’s got balls! Well, he may not be able to prove it though!”
June 12th, 2002 at 11:44 pm
He didn’t realise that when #19 said “I’ll shove my foot up your ass” he actuly MENT it.
June 13th, 2002 at 5:20 am
well at least i kicked a ball
June 13th, 2002 at 11:16 am
Billy had always struggled with ADHD but the excitement of the game was just too much for him as he darted across the field right into the cleat of his opponent…Billy no longer suffers from ADHD. He mostly suffers from ruptured testicles now. A kick in the groin= better than ritalin!
June 13th, 2002 at 12:37 pm
Football: 1. laced, oval-shaped leather ball; 2. practice of kicking another’s testicles so that they swell up like footballs
June 13th, 2002 at 3:24 pm
The sacrificial punt.
June 13th, 2002 at 4:50 pm
The 2002 Punt, Pass, and Rack Champion.
June 14th, 2002 at 4:22 am
Matter over mind.
June 13th, 2002 at 6:22 pm
Harry knew he’d seen that guy before, it was on the tip of his… shoe.
June 14th, 2002 at 4:26 am
When a kick-off becomes a kick-in.
June 14th, 2002 at 6:02 am
Hey Try this way to polish your boots!
June 14th, 2002 at 7:44 am
why americans like football
June 14th, 2002 at 8:42 pm
AAAAHHHHHH!This is what happends when you give a couple of drunks a footy ball.
June 14th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
Two down,one to go!
June 15th, 2002 at 1:03 am
#26: SNL jokes from the 70’s suck!
June 15th, 2002 at 9:44 am
Make a pass at me, will you? Take this, you cad!!! [THWUCKKK]
I’m sorry, what? It’s football and we’re supposed to make passes? Oh. In that case … never mind.
June 15th, 2002 at 12:36 pm
#26: OH SHIT! THIS IS GONNA HURT!!!
June 16th, 2002 at 4:15 am
hey! , look at the bright side .
At least now u can join pavaroti siniging the national anthem at half time
June 16th, 2002 at 12:42 pm
Leg-long penis.
June 17th, 2002 at 7:59 am
If not the team, i guess he took the “cup”…
June 17th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
June 17th, 2002 at 9:09 pm
Whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game…
June 19th, 2002 at 3:17 pm
“Hook ‘em horns,” taken literally.
June 20th, 2002 at 12:48 am
‘Get this thing offa me’
June 22nd, 2002 at 10:57 am
Little did #19 know how #26 got out of control when he got pissed, but when he accedently kicked him in the nuts one day, he was known as “peg-leg” from then on.
June 24th, 2002 at 11:34 pm
One foot long!
June 25th, 2002 at 11:17 am
PUSH EM BACK, PUSH EM BACK, WAAAAAAY BACK!
June 25th, 2002 at 7:47 pm
one of the seven dwarfs had a test flight
June 26th, 2002 at 1:23 pm
whatta you mean no special teams this play? im here to punt!
June 26th, 2002 at 1:25 pm
Note to self: Ooooh, that is gonna hurt tomorrow…
June 27th, 2002 at 9:07 am
#56 had a leg up on the defender, however, coach commended #29 for going balls out on the play
June 27th, 2002 at 9:10 am
NO I WILL NOT KISS YOU!!! BACK UP!!!
June 27th, 2002 at 5:39 pm
Coach from the sidelines: “Yo man, I didn’t mean to punt THAT ball…”
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:24 pm
1 Mississippi…2 mississippi….oh ferget it…HERE I COME
September 20th, 2002 at 1:02 pm
“Hey,”Flatley thought,”after being in Lords of the Dance thsi american football thing aint so hard!”
November 18th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
this ball didn’t go to the post but his career sky rocketed as a defense line man that kicked the defenders
April 8th, 2003 at 8:28 pm
Little did Coach Klein know that he’d have to elaborate next time he said “just kick the ball deep into the end zone.”
July 25th, 2003 at 11:06 pm
and he was still called for roughing the kicker…
May 13th, 2004 at 7:03 am
Noooooooo im still a virgin
September 4th, 2004 at 4:23 am
it didnt take long before alan figured out that his jock was missing the cup
June 12th, 2002 at 11:53 pm
At least we know #26 can fall back on a career in doing voices for chipmuncks or jawas
June 12th, 2002 at 11:56 pm
Texas!? Only steers and queers come from Texas!
June 13th, 2002 at 12:24 am
now …. are you gonna quit tearing the heads off my Barbie Dolls ???!!
June 13th, 2002 at 12:30 am
#56 says, “screw this”
June 13th, 2002 at 6:10 am
“So who you calling a bitch now!”
June 13th, 2002 at 12:34 am
You put your right foot in you put your right foot … ooops.
June 13th, 2002 at 12:41 am
Jackie Chan and Jet Li in the remake of North Dallas 40.
June 13th, 2002 at 12:43 am
Penalty? Penatly? Give HIM the penalty. It’s not my fault he got in the way of my back handspring.
June 13th, 2002 at 4:04 am
And here comes the kickoff….OOPS, my foot slipped!!
June 13th, 2002 at 4:20 am
I can do highkicks! Wanna see?
Ooops!
June 13th, 2002 at 9:14 am
Dey told me when Im come to dis country I yust must keck de balls. Dey didn’t say weech balls
June 13th, 2002 at 1:33 pm
Are you sure that’s the ONLY effective method of removing a football stuck up someone’s butt? It seems like the cure is worse than the affliction!
June 14th, 2002 at 12:24 pm
WELCOME TO FOOT BALL
June 13th, 2002 at 5:58 pm
Joining in, #56 probes that ass.
June 15th, 2002 at 5:20 am
The captions at the top aren’t funny at all.
June 16th, 2002 at 5:01 am
“Um, ow!”
June 12th, 2002 at 11:56 pm
HIKEYOOOOOOOWWW!