Panda Power
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June 15th, 2002 at 6:47 pm
Reports indicate that environmentalists have been secretly training endangered animals to defend themselves.
June 15th, 2002 at 2:20 pm
Not surprisingly, even the Chinese circus animals have a problem with performance-enchancing drugs.
June 15th, 2002 at 2:48 pm
The World Wildlife Federation mascot gave an intimidating strength demonstration that finally convinced the the World Wrestling Federation to change its name.
June 15th, 2002 at 5:39 pm
Bob was always self conscious about his uneven nipples.
June 16th, 2002 at 11:59 am
Photos of Mike Tysons next opponet in training (Mike will get his ass kicked again!!!)
June 18th, 2002 at 4:05 pm
If Chichi the Panda keeps this up for two more weeks, he will always be remembered as Grover the Grizzly…
June 15th, 2002 at 7:58 pm
The first one that calls me Mickey Mouse again gets this weight in his face!
June 15th, 2002 at 9:25 pm
The Chinese Olympic Committee today unveiled some new athletes for the 2004 Summer Games.
June 16th, 2002 at 10:31 am
Look at all these idiots watching me. Hey… I can throw this thing.
June 17th, 2002 at 8:06 am
Positive proof of Professor Goodnough’s hypothesis that thoroughlly licking your privates increases strength.
June 17th, 2002 at 5:40 pm
Who kicks ass for all to see? SEXUAL HARRASSMENT PANDA!
June 17th, 2002 at 6:16 pm
Liza Minnelli finally back in shape!
June 15th, 2002 at 7:33 pm
Arnold’s recent attempts to be casted as an action hero are getting a bit embarrassing.
June 16th, 2002 at 10:36 am
Bob had really enjoyed his holiday, but he also was a little bit embarrassed that the public still could see the figure of his swimming suit.
June 15th, 2002 at 6:31 pm
China’s next line of defense: teenage mutant ninja pandas.
June 16th, 2002 at 11:33 pm
Olympic athletes learn only too late the long term side effects of steroids.
June 16th, 2002 at 5:23 pm
Wing Ling tried way to hard to be macho to compensate for the fact he can only mate once a year.
June 22nd, 2002 at 10:42 am
What happens when the WWF and the WWE cross over.
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:15 pm
This would NOT be a good time to touch his nipples……
June 15th, 2002 at 12:27 pm
NEW STEROID FOUND TO CAUSE HAIR GROWTH!
June 17th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
The Chinese Olympic Team has developed a new steriod undetectable in blood and urin tests.
They are hopeful the OAC will not notice the rapid hair growth.
June 18th, 2002 at 12:53 am
someone got angry with the irs and animals are in the war not to fight in the battles
June 18th, 2002 at 3:17 am
Hi Sigalit,
a picture from mother
Irit
June 18th, 2002 at 7:48 am
hmm.. so it IS funny if you selectively shave a black-bear!!!
June 18th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
RESPECT MY AUTHORITHY!!!
June 18th, 2002 at 6:40 pm
Even an Olympic record couldn’t erase the memory of the day young Pete’s genitals were “cleaned and jerked” by the zoo veterinarian.
June 24th, 2002 at 1:39 am
Bamboo: Breakfast of champions
June 25th, 2002 at 12:36 am
BRING IT ON - i can dance around you teddy bears
July 15th, 2003 at 9:37 pm
lily is the best!
June 16th, 2002 at 4:58 am
“I am the greatest there ever was or ever will be”. Quote from Dom Ching winner of the inorgial Strongest Panda in the World Contest,
June 16th, 2002 at 5:03 am
For the last time: we bears do not - I repeat - DO NOT shit in the woods.
June 16th, 2002 at 5:33 pm
As long as I can make this look interesting enough, people won’t notice the suspicious looking hole I got down there..
June 16th, 2002 at 8:37 pm
Excuse me, but I am not BI or POLAR!
June 17th, 2002 at 5:00 pm
PETA finally goes a bit too far….
June 18th, 2002 at 12:57 am
ok who took my porridge
June 18th, 2002 at 11:57 am
Don’t laugh at me, I’m just another victim of animal abuse. Stupid
#$%#* humans!June 18th, 2002 at 2:36 pm
oh! oh!
it’s very heavy!
June 18th, 2002 at 2:37 pm
oh que c’est lourd!
August 18th, 2003 at 9:16 pm
I am the GREATEST!!!
June 19th, 2002 at 4:58 pm
And you thought Holywood couldn’t top a baseball playing monkey or a basketball playing dog
June 21st, 2002 at 4:16 am
NEXT TIME GOLDILOCKS,I’LL BE READY!!!
June 23rd, 2002 at 7:13 pm
This is your body on steroids, any questions?
June 23rd, 2002 at 7:59 pm
please tell me what would happen if you got this bear angry?
June 27th, 2002 at 5:38 pm
I think this genetic engineering stuff is getting a little out of hand….
June 28th, 2002 at 3:49 pm
OH GAAD…..MY VAGINA HAIR IS UPSIDE DOWN…!!!!!
June 29th, 2002 at 4:40 pm
what will they think of next in Tijuana?
June 29th, 2002 at 8:46 pm
“Mummy, how did Rosie O’donnell get so strong?”
April 1st, 2003 at 12:31 pm
Im going to pump you up!
November 6th, 2004 at 6:07 am
Bloody communists, everyone has to work for a living.
June 15th, 2002 at 3:08 pm
Chi-Woo was thoroughly embarrassed when his squat suit had a blow out.
June 15th, 2002 at 4:57 pm
OK send in the next zookeeper !!
June 15th, 2002 at 6:33 pm
OH MY GOD!!! THAT PANDA IS NAKED!
June 15th, 2002 at 9:24 pm
The Planet of the Pandas
Scene 27
Cornelius in the Gym
June 16th, 2002 at 5:33 am
My next trick will be to get in a car, drive to McDonalds and order a Big Mac and fries.
June 16th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
Panda Power!
June 18th, 2002 at 4:44 pm
The Panda is sooo… strong but It’s probably a guy dressed up in a costume a strong guy and a real expensive costume!
June 18th, 2002 at 12:55 am
ok who took my porige
June 18th, 2002 at 3:18 am
Hi Oren
A PICTURE FROM MOTHER
IRIT
June 18th, 2002 at 5:57 am
oh gaad, my vagina hair is upside down!!
June 18th, 2002 at 8:01 pm
Now all I need is my hula hoop and roller skates, that’ll really show em what us bears can do.
June 16th, 2002 at 5:02 am
Just kidding, it’s plastic