Scary Circus
Clowns and such are scary.
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Clowns and such are scary.
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November 15th, 2005 at 10:19 pm
I wish I was a taco! No dad! I want to candy.
June 18th, 2002 at 6:18 pm
Ramesh knew it was probably just the homemade LSD, but when a 10-ft ghost with the voice of Mike Tyson tells you to bite the ear off of a kid … you do what you’re told.
June 16th, 2002 at 12:10 pm
The Michelen Man’s long lost crack addict brother, The Firestone Man
June 15th, 2002 at 1:58 pm
The new “Marlboro Monster” character turned out not to be as popular with the kids as good ol’ Joe Camel.
June 15th, 2002 at 3:36 pm
Tobbaccor, the God of Yellow Teeth and Red Eyes, demanded the blood of innocents to ensure a good harvest.
June 16th, 2002 at 9:26 am
A 27 yr old teenager finally moves out of is parents basement…
June 18th, 2002 at 8:59 am
Pipe down, Pedro! He’s just taken one drag, then he’ll give it back.
June 15th, 2002 at 2:16 pm
That isn’t a cigarette in his mouth — its the bones of the kid’s mother.
June 16th, 2002 at 10:24 am
Man: “Yes I know he looks ugly, but he will really be a good new daddy!”
June 19th, 2002 at 2:56 pm
For some reason the toothbrushing demonstration for kids was a complete failure.
June 16th, 2002 at 12:51 pm
A child’s first encounter with a white man.
June 15th, 2002 at 4:25 pm
The ghost of Brezhnev mysteriously appeared at an Indian festival.
June 15th, 2002 at 5:37 pm
Bob was never a morning kind of guy.
June 15th, 2002 at 7:44 pm
Healthwarning:
smoking causes tears.
June 15th, 2002 at 9:32 pm
The Sta-Puff Marshmallow Man was never the same after “Ghostbusters”.
June 16th, 2002 at 5:19 pm
That thing is scarier to kids than Michael Jackson in a priest’s collar
June 17th, 2002 at 12:16 am
The Pillsbury Doughboy of the next generation
June 19th, 2002 at 5:00 am
Mike Tysons copycat ear biting antics a hit at local fun fair.
March 7th, 2003 at 2:30 am
The reality of ‘big tobacco’
June 15th, 2002 at 5:13 pm
Unfortunately, the recent Phillip Morris cigarette recall didn’t reach everyone in time.
June 16th, 2002 at 1:02 pm
Man: “Hey, don’t cry. Say hello to your foster dad.”
June 20th, 2002 at 11:38 pm
Lil’ Eddie still don’t want to kiss his Aunt Bunnie.
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:32 am
Welcome to Seminary! We’re really gonna have fun here!
June 23rd, 2002 at 1:45 am
The boy cries while trying to persuade his father to buy him a cigarette. The father eventually surrenders considering getting cigarettes for the boy is cheaper than buying toys.
June 25th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
Well, this is what happened to Schoolhouse Rock’s “I’m just a Bill” character!
June 29th, 2002 at 4:38 pm
It wasn’t so much the 7 ft. yellow teeth laden white beast that scared Rogelio, as much as it was the realization that his eyebrows would grow the size of his dads head when he hit puberty.
October 30th, 2004 at 9:50 am
in a crack induced rampage casper the friendly ghost steals eugene levis eyebrows to scare inocent children
September 10th, 2004 at 9:53 pm
June 15th, 2002 at 3:54 pm
To cure little Timmy of his Ogrephobia, his dad thought it a good idea for him to spend a day with Ogre.
June 15th, 2002 at 4:52 pm
DADDY ..DADDY ..I’m not constipated anymore !!!!!!
June 15th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
Monster? What monster?
June 16th, 2002 at 4:11 am
Not with out my doughter !
June 16th, 2002 at 10:28 am
From then on, every night of every winter, the kid woke in tears after dreaming about the Bad Smoking Snowman that would eat him.
June 16th, 2002 at 10:29 am
It weren’t the eyes, it weren’t the teeth. It was the horrible haircut that made the kid cry.
June 16th, 2002 at 5:37 pm
Ugh damn it, honey could you let go of that ciggarate for a sec and hand me a diaper?
June 17th, 2002 at 2:40 pm
“IT’S OK DADDY, I’VE GOT YOU“, GRUNT GRUNT, PANT. “DON”T BE AFRAID DADDY, MOMMA ISN’T COMING TO TAKE ME BACK“
June 18th, 2002 at 5:21 pm
and we wonder how they test weather or not the cartoon charectors will be a success or not!
June 19th, 2002 at 8:42 am
So, no one has any Visene?
June 20th, 2002 at 2:04 pm
“when I was a kid Heat Miser was an upstanding cartoon character …heat…you bastard!! WHAT THE &^%$ HAPPENED!?!?”
June 21st, 2002 at 8:37 pm
AYIEEEEE! OK I WON’T SMOKE MOM!
June 29th, 2002 at 8:38 pm
“AAAAHHHHHHHHHH…It’s the 2006 olympic mascot…
June 29th, 2002 at 1:33 am
White Tourist: i never should have gone on vacation without my tootbrush…Now, I can’t ask where to buy a stupid toothbrush without the locals wailing and squealing because of my bad breath!!!
July 17th, 2002 at 10:54 pm
Smoking will make you grow up to be big and strong. Look at me…I’m living proof.
July 26th, 2002 at 11:53 pm
Yo, yo, yo, fechizzi my crack whore.
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:16 pm
DADDY DADDY…the bad man stole my reefer!!!
December 1st, 2002 at 3:12 am
Some theme park charactors just aren’t team players.
November 18th, 2002 at 7:05 pm
look its the tobacoo fairy bring the crack he will give us cigerettes
November 6th, 2004 at 5:58 am
It’s ok son, I’ll get you another cigarette
November 15th, 2005 at 10:23 pm
This site is totally gay
May 16th, 2008 at 6:12 am
Dad:i know hes scary but don’t tease your teacher Kid:hes not my teacher hes MJ
June 15th, 2002 at 3:07 pm
While on vacation, Barney didn’t think he’d be recognized without his purple makeup.
June 15th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
Rakesh always knew he was unattractive, but he never though he’d make children cry.
June 15th, 2002 at 5:09 pm
The fans were clearly shocked and disappointed at the news of J.Lo’s breakup.
June 15th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
Father McMurray immediately recognized his mistake in cutting corners with discount carnival performers for the parish picnic.
June 15th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
A loving father attempted to show his son what happens to people when they smoke too much.
June 15th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
The child was visibly disturbed to learn who REALLY played Barney the purple dinosaur.
June 16th, 2002 at 12:19 am
What Ronald McDonald looks like without his red fro and makeup
June 16th, 2002 at 6:04 am
FACT: “Tobacco makes little children cry.”
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June 16th, 2002 at 9:30 am
Bin Laden at China Festival.