Head Butt
This is a little late, but it had to be posted. It’s a picture of Hasim Rahman after his fight against Evander Holyfield on June 2, 2002 where Rahman’s head swelled to freakish proportions.
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June 17th, 2002 at 12:54 am
eet’s not a toomah! (said in Schwarzenegger accent)
June 17th, 2002 at 11:56 am
that was one big ass mosquito
June 17th, 2002 at 4:36 am
“What?!…you can see I’m thinking?!”
June 17th, 2002 at 1:35 am
Mighty hard to put these contact lenses in with them gloves bro’!
June 18th, 2002 at 5:52 am
must..stop..hitting..self…
June 19th, 2002 at 11:48 pm
Damn! The Air Bag deployed!
June 23rd, 2002 at 2:04 pm
In Ronny’s mind, Britney Spears’s “Hit me baby, one more time!” kept playing over and over again.
June 18th, 2002 at 4:17 pm
In a desperate attempt to be casted for Planet of the Apes 2, Bernie thought it was a good idea to pick up boxing… Only later he ‘d find out the faces were make-up effects…
June 20th, 2002 at 7:00 am
R.E.M. (Redundant External Memory)
June 18th, 2002 at 1:32 pm
The worm had eaten all the brain and was finally full-grown. So it was craving to get out.
June 17th, 2002 at 9:18 am
Thats my backup brain in case my main brain crashes
June 19th, 2002 at 5:08 am
AHHH!! So this is how men give birth
June 19th, 2002 at 2:40 pm
and for his encore, the amazing Rahman pulls a rabit out of his head!!
June 28th, 2002 at 8:36 pm
my psychiatrist says my hand puppet morton the penguin is good therapy for me.
June 18th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
Come on, hit me another one. I look silly this way!
June 17th, 2002 at 7:59 am
Trainer Angelo Dundee couldn’t remember the last time one of his fighters had to throw in the towel due to brain erection.
June 17th, 2002 at 10:31 am
Look at the size of the head on that lump!
June 17th, 2002 at 1:29 pm
There was no denying it, he just couldn’t get the thought of buying a Volkswagon off of his mind
June 19th, 2002 at 2:40 pm
Hey, you are supposed to pop it when it gets that big!
June 17th, 2002 at 3:14 am
Introducing the new 2002 model with expanded head room.
June 17th, 2002 at 4:25 am
Saggy tits? SAGGY TITS? Come here and say that to my face /%*!ß!!
June 17th, 2002 at 1:06 pm
I think this guy needs some pro-active….. cause thats one big @$$ zit!
June 17th, 2002 at 1:53 pm
Doctor’s discover boxer can store water in camel-like hump.
June 18th, 2002 at 5:53 am
Chicken Vindaloo really screws you up
June 18th, 2002 at 12:42 pm
Say hello to my little friend!!!
June 19th, 2002 at 6:16 am
Boxers’ victory speech foiled by microphone snatcher.
June 19th, 2002 at 3:49 pm
“I am not an animal!”
June 20th, 2002 at 5:17 pm
On the next “Ricki Lake” when body piercing and implants go awry.
June 21st, 2002 at 2:01 pm
What lump?
June 24th, 2002 at 11:40 pm
Help!!Im sinking into my shorts!
August 7th, 2002 at 11:24 pm
Huh? Where am I? What year is it?
June 16th, 2002 at 11:34 pm
It’s not an injury, I’m saving a sandwitch in there for later.
June 17th, 2002 at 7:00 am
you ruined it, “it’s not the dog in the fight it’s the fight in the dog”
June 17th, 2002 at 10:37 am
It doesn’t hurt so much here, or here, but right here.
June 17th, 2002 at 1:45 pm
Hasim’s new pickup line: “If you think this lump is big, wait ’till you see my other lump.”
June 17th, 2002 at 1:50 pm
Life imitates movies-Rahman’s forehead gives birth to baby “Alien.”
June 17th, 2002 at 1:55 pm
Michael Jackson offers to purchase Rahman for his elephant man collection.
June 17th, 2002 at 1:56 pm
The zit that won’t quit.
June 17th, 2002 at 2:01 pm
Weeks later, Rahman’s lump sprouts an eye and he’s offered a role in “Jason & the Argonauts.”
June 17th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
Doctors become concerned when his growth spreads to his left shoulder.
June 18th, 2002 at 2:44 am
Check please!
June 18th, 2002 at 4:20 am
I know where I am…I know where I am
June 18th, 2002 at 5:51 am
They won’t stay dead !
June 18th, 2002 at 1:29 pm
I can still spell better than most people who post on this site.
June 18th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
Against his trainer’s advice, Hasim the one-armed fighter switched to southpaw, which many believe cost him the title.
June 18th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
And my opponent said he’d make me look real pretty. (What The…?)
June 19th, 2002 at 4:48 pm
do i HEAR Tyson?
June 19th, 2002 at 6:56 pm
This sign language stuff is HARD!
June 19th, 2002 at 11:55 pm
“Damn girl…….that was some good mother f&*kin head”
June 21st, 2002 at 1:10 am
He trained and built muscles in the forehead.
June 21st, 2002 at 4:24 am
I THINK HIS DIAPER IS FULL IT”S LEAKING OUT!
June 22nd, 2002 at 4:44 pm
Stand-in for King-Kong.
June 28th, 2002 at 6:04 am
duh…paper…rock…duh..cutty things…duh
June 29th, 2002 at 1:16 am
Can’t you see?! I’m a genius too, you know!!!
June 29th, 2002 at 8:28 pm
Bob thought his Quasimodo costume would be a big hit
July 6th, 2002 at 4:32 am
Gentleman being sucked into tube.
July 20th, 2002 at 10:12 am
eem…not, shoor thish wath worth tha two million dollarth…
July 20th, 2002 at 10:37 pm
i will eat your children!!
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:14 pm
its this big and its this color….nahh…its not my weewee….its my peepee
November 18th, 2002 at 7:03 pm
I will fight you with only my right hand since you broe the other one
October 30th, 2004 at 9:52 am
what do you think mr glove puppet…
I think your an ass
September 4th, 2004 at 4:26 am
ok is there something on my face everyone is staring
November 6th, 2004 at 6:12 am
C’mon man, don go hidin from me man. I knows ya there somewhere
March 6th, 2005 at 7:35 pm
its killing mashine!
March 6th, 2005 at 7:36 pm
great,but scarry….
May 10th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Urgently! Friends asked! I have a ! I can sell.
February 1st, 2007 at 3:58 am
Superb! (I wrote something else and then I read below that I aint supposed ter. So I deleted it.)
June 17th, 2002 at 12:10 am
it’s not the size of the dog that counts, it’s the size of fight in the dog.
June 17th, 2002 at 1:11 am
look at the size of the head
on that man
June 17th, 2002 at 1:37 am
Anybody seen my left arm?
June 17th, 2002 at 5:24 am
Wait a minute, I just had him in front of me…
June 17th, 2002 at 12:15 pm
Swolen brain. More fluids less wisdom.
June 17th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
The kids were not amused by Hasim’s sock pocket.
June 18th, 2002 at 10:30 pm
Hey, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?
June 22nd, 2002 at 5:38 pm
Not here, and not so much here…but right here…
Jesus what happened to your face!
June 17th, 2002 at 8:41 am
Uh…I dunno…how many fingers am I holding up?
June 16th, 2002 at 11:35 pm
Introducing the new 2003 model with expanded head room.
June 17th, 2002 at 4:34 am
“Hey mthrfckr, inside my glove I’m putting up a finger for you!”
June 17th, 2002 at 3:08 am
Introducing the new 2004 model with expanded head room.
June 17th, 2002 at 5:27 am
Eat your heart out, whitey!