Why dogs bite
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June 19th, 2002 at 4:06 pm
…well, at least they’re not weiner dogs.
July 4th, 2002 at 8:29 am
Think how funny it would look if we started humping
June 19th, 2002 at 8:02 am
Chinese take-out.
June 19th, 2002 at 11:46 pm
When dogs take over the Earth you will all die for this, Infidels!
June 19th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
“Nice buns!”
June 19th, 2002 at 9:32 am
Oscar Meyer’s desperate attempt to dispel the rumors that hot dogs are actually made from ground up old boots, racoon parts, and rat tails.
June 18th, 2002 at 11:21 pm
What do you mean these aren’t Doggy Rocket Boosters? When I track down that asshole who sold me these I’m going to chew off his toes . . .
June 20th, 2002 at 11:39 am
Gaultier for dogs.
June 20th, 2002 at 9:15 pm
black dog: “do you think this hot dog costume makes my ass look big?”
June 20th, 2002 at 12:31 pm
It’s Halloween again, and we’re dressed as Bjork at next year’s Oscars!
June 19th, 2002 at 10:08 am
The World Cup Soccer co-hosts South Korea proudly display the Stadium dinner specials.
June 19th, 2002 at 3:54 am
Both dogs: “We don’t get it… everybody calls us HOT“.
June 21st, 2002 at 9:41 am
Spay and neuter your pets today.
Spare them the humiliation.
June 25th, 2002 at 2:19 am
both dogs: “wanna piece of me????”
June 28th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
damn roy, the buns arent that bad, but having willy wonka shit on my back just sucks ass!
August 18th, 2003 at 9:04 pm
Black Dog: “Just grit your teeth ‘n’ smile” Gray Dog: “I can’t I just feel so stupid…”
June 19th, 2002 at 3:05 am
Before dinner, Marlon Brando likes to take the dogs for a walk.
June 19th, 2002 at 8:10 am
Sometimes you don’t need a doggie bag.
June 20th, 2002 at 7:28 am
Always prepare your dogs for the worst.
June 22nd, 2002 at 4:40 pm
Those dogs have some major personality disorder.
August 18th, 2003 at 9:07 pm
Macdonald’s NEW meal deal: Two hot dogs & your choice of sauce or mustard! Yeah! Rock on!
November 12th, 2004 at 11:25 am
Our leashes match our condiments!
So very fashionable, no?
June 19th, 2002 at 5:34 am
hot dogs get’em while there hot
June 19th, 2002 at 8:21 am
Dogs, men’s best fri… snack !
June 19th, 2002 at 8:47 am
Oh Oh, Here comes that guy in the pushcart again, Run !
June 27th, 2002 at 2:04 am
why dogs sniff bums
June 18th, 2002 at 11:58 pm
Finding cows inefficient and cumbersome, live stock yards switched to making hot dogs out of more efficient real dogs.
June 19th, 2002 at 1:19 am
the mascots for World Cup 2002 in Korea weren’t widely accepted around the world, but were a big hit in the host nation. (decided not to go anon, Korean and proud of it!)
June 19th, 2002 at 8:22 am
There’s a difference between food that taste like shit and food that shits.
June 19th, 2002 at 7:58 am
Food-to-go.
June 19th, 2002 at 8:46 am
We’re looking for our friend the Hamburglar, have you seen him?
June 19th, 2002 at 9:01 am
A sequel to Men in Black? Thank You. Getting serious work is hard to find!
June 19th, 2002 at 12:23 pm
Okay, okay, you’re the frickin’ alpha dog! We give in! You win!
June 19th, 2002 at 3:39 pm
have airbags and they float!!!!
June 19th, 2002 at 3:42 pm
Mort and Grace though this was cute, what the hell is wrong with them???
June 19th, 2002 at 3:49 pm
Damn here come the St. Bernards! We are really going to get our asses kicked this time…
June 19th, 2002 at 4:45 pm
you should see our friend PUSSY CAT
June 19th, 2002 at 6:07 pm
Fred hated it when those flashbacks hit him during meal time.
June 19th, 2002 at 9:50 pm
Brad’s friends all laughed when he takes his dogs for a walk dressed like that, but the chicks think they are cute and Brad ends up getting laid.
June 20th, 2002 at 6:04 am
Koreans hot dogs
June 20th, 2002 at 5:31 am
Guess who aren’t the alpha dogs in the pack ?
June 21st, 2002 at 3:04 pm
NEW FASHION TREND FOR AFGANISTAN WOMEN!
June 23rd, 2002 at 6:45 pm
‘When we get home, I’m gonna pee in your shoes, you f&*$£>!’
June 24th, 2002 at 3:19 am
granny: awwwww your so cute i could just eat you up
June 24th, 2002 at 2:03 pm
“Dude you have ketchup on your back”
“Cool, dude you got mustard on your back”
“Cool, ok ok what’s on my back”
“Ketchup, ahhaah how about mine?”
“Mustard”
June 24th, 2002 at 2:06 pm
“DUDE, you have ketchup on your back”
“kakaka, Cool, dude you have mustard on your back”
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“Cool, what’s on my back”
“ketchup, how about mine?”
“Mustard, kakakka”
June 27th, 2002 at 12:46 am
“Oh I love to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner”…..
June 28th, 2002 at 3:57 pm
mmmmm..check my buns …too hot for you..do you think the sauce scent is good..you know you want me..!!
June 29th, 2002 at 7:35 am
im a hot dog and u know it!
June 29th, 2002 at 7:35 am
wow i didnt know my mother in law was on the net!
June 29th, 2002 at 8:31 pm
Like people say, its a dog eat dog world
June 29th, 2002 at 8:36 pm
“Ms, my hot dog is biting my nuts…”
July 2nd, 2002 at 6:05 am
In a failed attempt to appear long and lean for grayhound racing, Oz and Willy apply as race-park vendors instead.
July 5th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
i only want to say that this are the cutest hot- dogs i’v ever seen:)
July 3rd, 2002 at 10:32 pm
mmm
July 3rd, 2002 at 11:34 pm
Make a distraction and I’ll take out the guy with the relish.
July 4th, 2002 at 5:43 am
What they served us at the recent World Cup at Korea. Lets say it was very fast food
July 6th, 2002 at 5:32 am
we love hot dogs we love hot dogs
July 6th, 2002 at 6:13 am
Hot Doggy Baby .. you look good enough to eat!
July 7th, 2002 at 11:04 pm
For Haloween the two hot dogs had the clever idea of dressing up as real dogs.
July 10th, 2002 at 2:09 am
MIIB outtakes!
July 15th, 2002 at 8:14 am
The new winter coats for dogs are quite warm, they just look funny
July 26th, 2002 at 11:55 pm
Wait, I get it weiner dogs… HaHaHa… Oh shit i’m stoned.
August 1st, 2002 at 12:38 am
These dogs are more nutritious to eat than what they REALLY put in hot dogs.
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:13 pm
Do you think mom will mind we ended up as billboards for all beef kosher dogs?
November 18th, 2002 at 7:02 pm
get your ugly dogs get your ugly dogs here ugly dogs here
May 23rd, 2003 at 9:46 pm
North Korea’s Secret weapon
October 30th, 2004 at 9:53 am
you know what IM NOT SORRY I SHIT IN THE LOUNGEROOM YESTERDAY!
April 18th, 2008 at 8:19 am
buy one get the other free
June 19th, 2002 at 12:25 am
I will be damned if I go out in public in this you SOB!
June 19th, 2002 at 1:18 am
the mascots for World Cup 2002 in Korea weren’t widely accepted around the world, but were a big hit in the host nation.
June 19th, 2002 at 9:08 am
There’s nothing more Korean than hot dogs and apple pie.
June 20th, 2002 at 6:00 am
did u realise u’ve got mustard on ur back
June 19th, 2002 at 11:25 pm
why you shouldn’t buy hotdogs in Chinatown
June 22nd, 2002 at 4:17 am
you have got to be joking!
June 19th, 2002 at 11:17 pm
damn chinese americans