Tough night
This poor kid takes brown-noser to a whole new level.
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June 20th, 2002 at 6:13 am
Where Morning Breath Comes From
June 19th, 2002 at 9:54 pm
Tony’s parents thought this was cute so they took a picture. Unfortunately, during the night, the dog farted and Tony died.
June 19th, 2002 at 9:39 pm
Can you hear me now?
Okay, can you hear me now?
June 19th, 2002 at 2:24 pm
Local boy Danny Zwigoff wants anxiously for the evidence that his dog really did eat his homework.
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:28 am
Well, she looked great last night!
June 20th, 2002 at 5:10 pm
As little Billy dreamed of licking and biting into “Candy Apples”. Duke was oblivious to what was about to happen………
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:39 am
…and my dad put this picture of me on the Internet, doe it qualify for justifiable homicide?
December 5th, 2005 at 2:56 pm
dude there will be some ugly ass kids
June 28th, 2002 at 4:26 pm
Mom, where is the prostate again?
June 19th, 2002 at 2:44 pm
Lassie! Quick! Timmy needs mouth to ass!
June 19th, 2002 at 2:26 pm
And we thought all that time only dogs licked their genitals.
June 19th, 2002 at 6:10 pm
Sometimes desperate measures are needed when one lives near the Avon perfume factory.
June 20th, 2002 at 5:49 pm
Who’s your daddy, bitch?
July 8th, 2002 at 1:28 am
We got hosed, tommy… we got hosed!
June 20th, 2002 at 6:57 pm
Johnny was always accused of having dog breath.
June 20th, 2002 at 9:18 pm
Desperate to re-live his experience at the state penetentiary, Bubba started tossing his dog’s salad in a moment of passion.
June 28th, 2002 at 4:02 pm
soooooooo this is where morning breath comes from..!!
July 7th, 2002 at 1:17 am
But mom.. my nose was cold
July 20th, 2002 at 10:08 am
Always the passive aggessive, Rex found creative ways to get Jimmy back for tieing firecrackers to his tail.
April 23rd, 2004 at 8:49 pm
Mmmmmmm…Lassie, you keep licking my feet and I’ll keep licking your weiner
June 19th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
Kid-terrorist in action.
Some start with blowing up a frog, some with a dog.
June 21st, 2002 at 9:42 am
Smells like a wet brownie,
Tastes like a wet brownie,
NOT a wet brownie.
June 22nd, 2002 at 3:15 pm
FIDO! I told you before: professionals don’t look into the camera…
June 22nd, 2002 at 4:11 pm
As Kenny Dreamed of a Cold Chocolate Popsicle, Rover dreamed of a pretty poodle he had seen the day before.
June 25th, 2002 at 2:45 pm
WELL I LIKE IT RARE! SUIT ME!
June 25th, 2002 at 9:20 pm
They all look alike in the dark!
June 27th, 2002 at 9:07 am
little timmy couldn’t figure out what that foul desert wind smell was in his dream
June 28th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
must have been a bad night ..is that you? whats your name again ?
July 5th, 2002 at 3:56 am
mingers….never slept with any, woken up with loads
July 6th, 2002 at 6:09 am
.. so this is what they call “brown Nosing” eh!!!
July 6th, 2002 at 8:34 pm
Help is on the way Jimmy!…help is on the way.
June 29th, 2002 at 8:42 pm
“Mmmmmmm…peanuts…”
June 19th, 2002 at 1:21 pm
Those balloon animals are getting more realistic everyday.
June 20th, 2002 at 1:28 am
In a mutual exchange of knowledge, the boy learns the benefits of having a long dexterous tongue while the dog learns the best part about having hands.
June 20th, 2002 at 5:55 am
Johnny’s parents couldn’t afford to pay the vets castration bill but johnny was happy to help out
June 20th, 2002 at 9:40 am
Little Johnny had bad dreams of Great Uncle Louie’s bad breath.
June 20th, 2002 at 5:25 pm
With no time to spare before his morning trombone
recital, Timmy had to practice with what he had.
June 20th, 2002 at 7:50 pm
It’s okay fido. You’re much prettier than what I woke up with last night!
June 22nd, 2002 at 9:50 am
It wasn’t really comfortable, but now Andy could sleep in peace, without his dad sneaking in to do those unpleasant things with him.
June 22nd, 2002 at 10:22 am
After succesfully blowing up a frog, Jimmy starts the real work.
June 22nd, 2002 at 4:34 pm
Now, how can I tell if it’s a dog or a cow?
June 22nd, 2002 at 5:45 pm
Stop, Jimmy, he’s not like daddy’s inflatable doll!
June 25th, 2002 at 10:19 am
gee, look at the kaleidascope mum just bought me
June 25th, 2002 at 7:02 am
See Billy I wasn’t lying,
if you are not careful they’ll cut your balls off too.
June 26th, 2002 at 9:55 am
THATS WHAT I CALL DOGGY-STYLE!
June 26th, 2002 at 9:56 am
Thats what i call doggy-style!
June 26th, 2002 at 1:17 pm
Wow… who let the dogs out, huh?
June 27th, 2002 at 11:38 am
you are not moving until I get my ball out
June 28th, 2002 at 7:05 pm
….next time ya get a bone stuck, I,m not blowing it out!!!!!
June 28th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
….next time ya get a bone stuck, I,m not blowing it out!!!!!
June 29th, 2002 at 1:07 am
little joey: what’s the fuss all about? my dad licks pussies…why can’t i lick doggies?!
July 3rd, 2002 at 9:26 pm
Kevin was so pissed last night he mistook Fido for his inflatable sheep.
July 8th, 2002 at 8:02 pm
I can not breathe, I can not breathe, oh my god I can not breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 9th, 2002 at 1:52 am
baby your breath stinks you should brush your teeth once in a while,plz?
July 9th, 2002 at 1:56 am
this is why luke banaman shouldn’t drink
July 26th, 2002 at 11:56 pm
MMMMMMMM, Kosher…
June 3rd, 2004 at 4:18 pm
start fresh everyday
August 11th, 2004 at 11:27 pm
Man, it smells like ASS in here!
September 10th, 2004 at 9:52 pm
A young George Bush gets cozy
October 5th, 2005 at 6:26 am
where the hell is my toy truck??
October 21st, 2005 at 9:12 am
Dad told little Larry if he could learn to do that he’d get him a job in the circus. Larry didn’t understand Dad intended for him to lick his own nuts.
December 16th, 2005 at 11:39 pm
mommmmm, i told you allready, i don’t want to go to school, now put thos boiled eggs away from my face!!!
December 29th, 2005 at 3:06 pm
Little Joey tried to see if the dog would make the same sound his older sister did when he walked in on her and her boyfriend in the same position.
January 12th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Don’t end up like this Sunday Morning!
ha!ha!
January 21st, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Don’t use your teeth Billy, just flick it with your tongue…aaahhh that’s it!
January 21st, 2006 at 6:15 pm
I don’t know what my chinese friend is talking about, these things taste terrible.
February 17th, 2006 at 8:04 pm
And when Billy opened his eyes and discovered the nightmare was real and his parents were just standing there taking pictures, he swallowed his Baby Ruth, and never spoke again.
August 15th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
i’ll get u out of there!!!!
August 30th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
I smell chocolate…
September 3rd, 2006 at 1:52 pm
wait till he farts
September 3rd, 2006 at 1:54 pm
do dogs like sossages?
September 20th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
I smell shit
September 22nd, 2006 at 9:49 pm
Finaly! A solution for Dragons Breath!
September 30th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Who says Febreeze dosen’t work every where
June 22nd, 2002 at 5:20 am
Ah, the fresh smell of morning…
June 22nd, 2002 at 10:16 am
Just now and then, Mowgli needed to smell the scent of nature again.
June 19th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
Whose best friend?
June 19th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
Little boys are a dog’s best friend.
June 19th, 2002 at 3:30 pm
How do you like it Fido?
June 19th, 2002 at 8:41 pm
“In the latest news, butt-sniffing is on the rise among inner-city kids…”
June 19th, 2002 at 11:43 pm
Now he knows why dogs lick themselves.
June 20th, 2002 at 1:12 am
And in medical news, the Hernandez brothers celebrated their 6th birthday at home this weekend. As you may recall, the Hernandez brothers are the siamese triplets: two brothers joined at the ass and a third extraordinarily disfigured sibling whose ass is connected to the face of one of the other two brothers. They were initially not expected to survive their first day of life, but just look at them now.
June 20th, 2002 at 1:16 am
Meanwhile, just off the upper right side of the frame, a very happy tomcat is purring loudly.
June 20th, 2002 at 6:52 am
Toby always liked his dogs HOT.
June 20th, 2002 at 2:14 pm
Everytime you 69 with a dog a Ninja chops the head of a kitten and doesn’t even care!
June 20th, 2002 at 6:16 pm
Yes we always new little Johhny was going to be a Gynicologist
June 21st, 2002 at 4:29 am
DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT???
June 21st, 2002 at 3:00 pm
I’LL RATHER SLEEP WITH A DOG
THAN BE FRIENDS WITH BIN-LADEN!
June 21st, 2002 at 8:39 pm
Mmmmm, dreaming of milk duds….
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:21 pm
darren honey bobbys at it again i thought you tolled him that sniffing a dogs bum is not a good way to get high
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:07 pm
Boy, this new fabreeze really does work!!!
June 20th, 2002 at 6:06 pm
Because he can!!
June 19th, 2002 at 6:51 pm
Jimmy, you even been in a Turkish prison?
June 20th, 2002 at 1:38 pm
My God, that pit bull just crapped out a kid!
June 19th, 2002 at 2:20 pm
Me at a young age.
June 19th, 2002 at 2:22 pm
Now we know why Johnny is called “Buttmuncher” at school.
June 19th, 2002 at 5:49 pm
No wonder the dog always sleeps with little petey!
June 19th, 2002 at 11:01 pm
everytime you go 69 with a dog, god kills a kitten…
June 20th, 2002 at 12:46 am
Jeepers! I never knew that was up there
June 20th, 2002 at 4:18 am
“Keep eating Fido, I can see it coming. You’re doing allright 5 minutes so far”
June 20th, 2002 at 5:41 am
Dwayne was proud to say he ate some pussy in kindergarten, only to learn in a ‘domesticated animals’ lesson two weeks later the pussy was really a bulldog…
June 20th, 2002 at 12:08 pm
In this photo, we see why it is so important to keep pit bulls away from children.
June 19th, 2002 at 4:30 pm
thats what i call KIDDY STYLE
June 19th, 2002 at 10:22 pm
“You can come out now Danny, the bad mans gone.”
June 19th, 2002 at 1:38 pm
Look hunny that talk about the birds and the bees is really paying off
June 22nd, 2002 at 8:36 am
crap stupid get a life….NOT FUNNY!
June 21st, 2002 at 3:46 am
Not a funny picture.Sorry.