Group Negotiations
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June 22nd, 2002 at 2:51 pm
man in red ” Listen you assholes, I’m jewish, and if you don’t stop saying HAIL HITLER right now you’ll end up just like your buddy here!!”
June 23rd, 2002 at 7:30 am
“Okay, maybe executing him for that minor mistake was too severe. But this is my first match,I’m nervous and it is not like we can bring the guy back, right?”
June 24th, 2002 at 1:09 am
The reason why France didn’t score… their striker is the only one pointing in the WRONG direction.
June 22nd, 2002 at 5:05 pm
While his Team Flight Attendents teammates were instinctively pointing out the emergency exits, Raphael took a nap.
June 25th, 2002 at 8:38 pm
The Frenchies use any excuse to demonstrate their excellent pointing skills
June 23rd, 2002 at 1:04 am
Man in red: “Listen guys, there is no man in a blue uniform. I’m sorry you’re all delusional.”
June 23rd, 2002 at 8:19 am
The group’s first attempt to dance the mash potato ended in tragedy.
June 28th, 2002 at 4:29 pm
who the hell do you think you are? Only we can kick our teammate in the nuts
June 24th, 2002 at 10:18 am
Look, I’m a Referee, Jedi Mind Tricks don’t work on me, now tell your friend to get up and hand over those droids.
June 25th, 2002 at 10:34 am
some people get sent off, some get pulled off but others just nod off
June 22nd, 2002 at 7:51 pm
Viagra tends to have side-effects.
June 22nd, 2002 at 10:04 pm
‘I dont care if theres a stripper on the field, im NOT turning around’
June 25th, 2002 at 10:32 am
HELLO! I’M DOWN HERE, LOOK DOWN, AT YOUR FEET! NO, NOT OVER THERE DOWN HERE FOR FUX SAKE. IS ANYBODY LISTENING TO ME?
June 25th, 2002 at 6:59 am
Help, I’ve fallen and nobody gives a shit.
June 23rd, 2002 at 7:19 am
The Good Angel could only stand by and watch while the Devil breeded quarrel amongst the team.
June 23rd, 2002 at 7:21 am
“Pull my finger! Come on, pull my finger!” “Hey, pull my finger too!” “And mine!” …
June 24th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
Everybody strike a pose; now Vogue!
June 23rd, 2002 at 1:10 am
A group effort to distract viewers from #17’s little accident on the back of his shorts. Now that’s what I call teamwork.
June 23rd, 2002 at 6:39 pm
I’m a little teapot, short and stout…
June 24th, 2002 at 8:51 am
Y-M-C-A!!!
June 24th, 2002 at 3:56 am
“Hey, referee, settle this. To what side are we attacking?”
July 1st, 2002 at 11:10 am
Da plane boss.. da plane!
July 1st, 2002 at 3:55 am
he went that way!
July 4th, 2002 at 5:49 am
You’re not singing, You’re not singing anymore!!
July 6th, 2002 at 6:17 am
We keep telling you .. he went thataway with his ball!!!
July 9th, 2002 at 4:27 pm
The Real Reason Men Never Stop and Ask For Directions!
July 9th, 2002 at 11:53 pm
Damnit man! Someone knocked out his glass eye and which way did it roll?!
July 12th, 2002 at 1:23 am
get off,we told you to stop hitting the players.(bully).
July 12th, 2002 at 1:26 am
who wants to be next?
July 26th, 2002 at 5:00 pm
I’m a little teapot, short and stout…NO! I’M a little teapot…NO! I’M a little teapot!
June 3rd, 2004 at 4:20 pm
to infiniti and beyond! Must defeat zurg!
June 22nd, 2002 at 6:16 pm
NO man you dont see a thing not a thing dont even look down look over there yea thats right over there.
June 24th, 2002 at 6:18 am
They came at us from behind. Lost Harry; where’s Hutch?
June 23rd, 2002 at 2:58 pm
No one enjoyed the impromptu half-time show.
June 25th, 2002 at 12:01 am
Ref: “I know your other team member was round here somewhere! Where are you hiding him?”
June 22nd, 2002 at 2:54 pm
Gangbangers caught initiating a member. “No, officer. We swear, Pele got robbed. We saw him go that way.”
June 22nd, 2002 at 10:30 pm
White Team:”WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HE’S BLIND! HE DIDN’T SEE YOU COMING! JESUS CHRIST!
Man in blue: “Come on Trevor, we don’t have time for this. It’s time for my spongebath!”
June 23rd, 2002 at 2:05 am
Dude! Osama is right over there, man! In the first row! Sitting next to Elvis!
June 23rd, 2002 at 12:19 pm
“Dammit!!! Who tied Jose’s shoes together again?”
June 23rd, 2002 at 4:31 am
Coach: “Good practice, guys. So, who wants to go the Dairy Queen.”
June 23rd, 2002 at 1:10 pm
Early versions of The Time Warp were not
really as popular
June 24th, 2002 at 8:12 am
Listen guys I don’t care who kicked him in the nuts, just get him off the field…
June 25th, 2002 at 2:40 pm
Hey judge i think this elephant is thrown at ya!!!
June 26th, 2002 at 6:22 am
Okay, whoever wants to be next to wrestle the tough looking dude in the blue shirt, raise your hand!
June 26th, 2002 at 2:34 pm
“He said kick with your feet!” Not “Lick someones feet!”
June 27th, 2002 at 6:53 am
All the french side pointing to where the think Osama Binladen ran after shooting there teammate
June 27th, 2002 at 7:23 am
at the most crucial moment in the game Manuel takes a power nap
June 29th, 2002 at 12:55 am
the truck went thataway! er..that way…
June 30th, 2002 at 9:34 am
“Hey, referee, settle this. To what side are we attacking?”
July 2nd, 2002 at 7:51 am
Sure….Unsure.
July 5th, 2002 at 3:34 am
“oh yes, of course there is a man behind me who is going to give me an atomic wedgie! you damn french”
July 6th, 2002 at 4:27 am
Gentleman on left: “You be steppin` on my brotha’, man! Better lay off!”
July 7th, 2002 at 1:31 am
I tellin ya man.. it was like 50 of them
July 9th, 2002 at 1:39 am
the french team showing the ref(really an undercover agent FBI) where Osama is hiding
July 28th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
I’m sorry, but it’s a boring sport. How can I help it if your players keep falling asleep?
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:06 pm
SEE?. Our new deordorant works better than your deordorant.
September 20th, 2002 at 7:24 am
guy in blue:messieurs u got it all worng again it’s:turn-look-step-twist-jump ok?allÈ un more time clap clap
November 18th, 2002 at 7:00 pm
He wold him to lay down and then he would put the his foot in his anus ref
June 5th, 2003 at 11:45 am
Ok, 3 to 1 You may kick’em again
October 30th, 2004 at 9:55 am
i dont know is it a goose.. im no good at cherades
December 22nd, 2004 at 4:02 pm
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
December 22nd, 2004 at 10:21 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
February 14th, 2005 at 10:06 am
Look! a unicorn!
February 14th, 2005 at 11:43 am
Proof that men do, indeed, occasionally ask for directions when they are lost. Of course, it doesn’t help much that the ones giving the directions are lost, but still…
April 1st, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Let this be a warning . Never ask football players for directions.
August 26th, 2006 at 1:42 am
best porn dvd…
best porn dvd…
June 22nd, 2002 at 2:28 pm
Simon says raise your right arm.
June 22nd, 2002 at 4:30 pm
We DO use the same brand deodorant! Smell the armpits if you don’t believe me!
June 23rd, 2002 at 1:40 am
His teammates helps #17 hide the embarassing yellow stain on his shorts by distracting the referees.
June 23rd, 2002 at 9:47 pm
#8 : Why’d you have to go and knock the black guy down huh? What’s a brotha gotta do to get some white folks respect huh? C’mon everyone, power to the people! power to the people! power to the people! ……..
June 27th, 2002 at 8:53 am
put your left hand in, put your left hand out, do the hokey pokey…I said the hokey pokey stop getting that part confused!!!!!
July 9th, 2002 at 1:44 am
but ref the bullet that hit him came from that direction and i think he was wearing a condom on his head,just like that guy in the light blue, just behind you………….shoot him some one.
ok than me being the ref i will pull my gun out see me do this now!!!!
August 27th, 2003 at 1:27 am
Where did that ball go again?
June 22nd, 2002 at 2:13 pm
look there is a bird
June 22nd, 2002 at 2:31 pm
He went thata way!