Soccer Mania
The soccer submissions keep piling in, so I’ll keep posting ‘em.
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June 24th, 2002 at 10:22 am | Promoted
I don’t care if you DO hold your breath I’m not buying you ANOTHER pair of satin shorts! Keep it up and you won’t be getting any Ice Cream either!
June 24th, 2002 at 12:00 pm
What happened?
June 24th, 2002 at 12:01 pm | Promoted
Hey, I can’t help it if you didn’t know I was going to stop.
June 24th, 2002 at 12:01 pm | Promoted
Phillipe, where’s the goal?
June 24th, 2002 at 12:50 pm
But I thought you said you wanted me to get tickets for;”Devine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood.”
June 24th, 2002 at 12:54 pm | Promoted
Just a red cross and a number.
June 24th, 2002 at 1:02 pm | Promoted
I just touched you! How was I supposed to know you were known as the Human Groin?
June 24th, 2002 at 1:04 pm
“Yeah, I really caught a fish this big!”
“Oh no, not again…”
June 24th, 2002 at 1:15 pm
“I warned you I had pepper spray. You damn rapist!!!”
June 24th, 2002 at 2:53 pm | Promoted
Sorry fella, was actually aiming for your nads.
June 24th, 2002 at 3:58 pm | Promoted
Like if it’s my fault if I get a better salary than you do. Crybaby.
June 24th, 2002 at 5:01 pm | Promoted
White one: “I’ll count till ten and you go hide yourself”.
Blue one: “But there’s nowhere to hide, this is a footballfield…”
June 24th, 2002 at 5:03 pm | Promoted
Resurrection of Christ cause of disbelief (again)
June 24th, 2002 at 7:30 pm | Promoted
Et tu, Brute ?
June 24th, 2002 at 7:31 pm | Promoted
“Sorry Luigi, I didn’t know she was your wife!”
June 24th, 2002 at 8:45 pm | Promoted
Sorry! I only said I didn’t like the blue eye-shadow!
June 24th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
I told you I could not help running over your dog.!
June 24th, 2002 at 11:38 pm | Promoted
After seeing a nude she-male streak cross the field, Luigi tries to gouge his eyes out while Pierre stands, not understanding what the fuss is all about.
June 24th, 2002 at 11:42 pm | Promoted
(On ground) “Coming, ready or not” (standing) “But you were supposed to count to ten!”
June 25th, 2002 at 2:18 am | Promoted
whatt???? you got problem with something???
June 25th, 2002 at 3:25 am
‘You shouldn’t have worn number 13,mate!’
June 25th, 2002 at 6:46 am | Promoted
look, you had your three goes at picking which hand had the money!
June 25th, 2002 at 6:52 am | Promoted
What? I’m sorry, my pants are back on.
I saw
that American girl pull her top off,
so I thought
“What the hell?”
June 25th, 2002 at 10:28 am | Promoted
I didn’t know she was your mom, I’m sorry dude.
June 25th, 2002 at 12:31 pm | Promoted
Is it nap time already?
June 25th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
“Knocked down by a huge hailstone? It isn’t even raining, idiot!”
June 25th, 2002 at 12:39 pm
I didn’t know my cologne was THAT powerful!
June 25th, 2002 at 12:56 pm | Promoted
Man on the ground: “Are you talking to me? ... Hey, are you talking to me?”
June 25th, 2002 at 12:59 pm | Promoted
“Damn, you broke my nose!”
“I’m sorry, I was heading for your eyeball!”
June 25th, 2002 at 1:13 pm | Promoted
It’s all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out.
June 25th, 2002 at 7:35 pm
“I told you not to suck my dick again”
“So sorry man I thought it was your tits
June 25th, 2002 at 8:52 pm | Promoted
“But look man, the guy said turn right at Peking! We can always watch it on the telly, anyway.”
June 25th, 2002 at 8:54 pm
You hear a little girl, Ace?!
June 26th, 2002 at 6:02 am | Promoted
I warned you not to join that team, but would you listen….no! Now you’ll wear the pale blue shorts and like it…so get up and play!
June 26th, 2002 at 10:42 am | Promoted
look, i’m sorry if my semen was in your beer
June 26th, 2002 at 11:37 am | Promoted
Oh stop it! I wore a condom.
June 26th, 2002 at 1:13 pm
HA-DO-KEN!!!!
June 26th, 2002 at 4:38 pm
There’s no crying in base- Oh, wait! I forgot this is soccer, there *is* crying.
June 26th, 2002 at 7:02 pm
White jersey: I cant believe you slept with the goalie, yeah he gets to handle more balls than me but still…
Green jersy: So your saying only you can handle my balls…what am i a one women show
June 27th, 2002 at 8:28 am
So what, you think I’m funny? You think I’m funny? That’s it! (two minutes later) What?
June 27th, 2002 at 8:44 am | Promoted
I never experienced that position, What do I do now?
June 27th, 2002 at 8:45 am
that’s what you get for talking sh** across the field bi***
June 27th, 2002 at 8:47 am | Promoted
I’m sorry dude some one must have moved the ball
June 27th, 2002 at 8:50 am
whatever happen in the hotel room last night is between me and you
June 27th, 2002 at 8:51 am
not right now especially whille every ones watching
June 27th, 2002 at 11:34 am | Promoted
Hey Man…. that number is unlucky is’nt it…
June 27th, 2002 at 5:36 pm | Promoted
Don’t worry man, Britney Spears will be back in town another time!
June 27th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
Shit happens.
June 28th, 2002 at 4:31 pm | Promoted
I told you mascara runs when you sweat
June 29th, 2002 at 1:28 am
what is it with u?
June 29th, 2002 at 1:31 am | Promoted
i’m going to hump u soon
June 29th, 2002 at 3:52 pm | Promoted
It’s not delivery, it’s Dejourno!
June 29th, 2002 at 8:34 pm
How was I supposed to know you weren’t gay?
June 29th, 2002 at 10:31 pm
“well, i’m sorry! i got something in my eye and if you squint a little your head does look like a soccer ball.”
June 29th, 2002 at 10:35 pm | Promoted
what’s wrong with my outfit? i liked the red socks, personally.
July 1st, 2002 at 12:13 pm | Promoted
I sorry- I kicka youface! Eh?
July 1st, 2002 at 5:35 pm | Promoted
You know what i had it with you! Maybe it did before, but crying like a baby won’t make me get on top of you anymore. I give give and give and what do i get in return? A baby!!
July 2nd, 2002 at 12:04 am
“Hey, whats wrong? its just a fat gay streaker. Actually, im sort of enjoying it.”
July 2nd, 2002 at 2:57 pm | Promoted
So what if we’re all gay?
July 4th, 2002 at 8:43 pm
What’d I do? he stole the ball. i wasn’t going to let him get away with it.
July 5th, 2002 at 1:28 am
I’m not looking for anything serious….just drinks, some dinner, maybe some dancing…
July 6th, 2002 at 4:23 am | Promoted
Jan Zeller (On Ground), astonished that the fan in the crowd without a shirt was his mother.
Jonathan Styles (Standing), trying to compensate by explaining that she looked better with all of it off.
July 6th, 2002 at 8:18 pm
not my fault you’re a pussy!
July 6th, 2002 at 8:37 pm
look guys he’s faking it im not kidding.
July 7th, 2002 at 1:34 am
hey man, what did you expect? I told you that it was really a dood…didnt I?
July 7th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
I don’t care if she did take her shirt off, I am still not flashing you!
July 9th, 2002 at 1:48 am
look mate, mate i dont know what you r problem is, i said i was sorry i didnt pay for the pizza you just brought me,sorry mate dont cry.
July 12th, 2002 at 1:10 am | Promoted
im sorry,im not gay anymore.
July 16th, 2002 at 12:36 pm
Honestly! I don’t know who kicked you in the face!
July 21st, 2002 at 9:43 pm | Promoted
It’s only funny until someone gets hurt, then, its HILLARIOUS!!!!!!
July 26th, 2002 at 4:44 pm | Promoted
You’ve been playing soccer for 15 years and you only now figure out that it’s less exciting than shuffleboard? Is this your mid-life crisis? Snap out of it, man! Go buy a car or something.
July 28th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
I can’t believe I just looked up his shorts!
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:02 pm
Look…its only a number….13 isnt so bad….why you being such a baby about it?
September 3rd, 2002 at 3:34 am
Hey, c’mon… my elbow is NOT that hard…
September 21st, 2002 at 4:27 pm
sac up bitch
October 8th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
Using a new technique, the Green team was able to win. Their secret? Eat tons of taco bell before agmes, and let loose on the field.
October 8th, 2002 at 7:49 pm
Oh come on, it wasn’t THAT bad…
November 18th, 2002 at 6:58 pm
I am sorry man i will not blow on mr johnson and make it all better
November 22nd, 2002 at 8:48 pm | Promoted
How was I to know she was your sister?
September 4th, 2004 at 4:31 am
im sorry but i hav to brake up with you…its not you its me, please dont make this harder than it already is
October 30th, 2004 at 9:57 am
surely your not accusing a mexican of cheating!
October 30th, 2005 at 6:48 pm
“I Can’t believe it! Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father??”
November 30th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
vat is wrong Toni?
I told you the pizza will be ready soon!
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Hey i’m so sorry, your hair-do made me think you had breasts