Soccer Mania
The soccer submissions keep piling in, so I’ll keep posting ‘em.
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June 25th, 2002 at 1:13 pm
It’s all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out.
June 26th, 2002 at 11:37 am
Oh stop it! I wore a condom.
June 24th, 2002 at 10:22 am
I don’t care if you DO hold your breath I’m not buying you ANOTHER pair of satin shorts! Keep it up and you won’t be getting any Ice Cream either!
June 24th, 2002 at 7:31 pm
“Sorry Luigi, I didn’t know she was your wife!”
June 24th, 2002 at 7:30 pm
Et tu, Brute ?
June 25th, 2002 at 8:52 pm
“But look man, the guy said turn right at Peking! We can always watch it on the telly, anyway.”
June 24th, 2002 at 3:58 pm
Like if it’s my fault if I get a better salary than you do. Crybaby.
June 25th, 2002 at 12:31 pm
Is it nap time already?
June 25th, 2002 at 6:46 am
look, you had your three goes at picking which hand had the money!
June 25th, 2002 at 10:28 am
I didn’t know she was your mom, I’m sorry dude.
June 26th, 2002 at 10:42 am
look, i’m sorry if my semen was in your beer
June 28th, 2002 at 4:31 pm
I told you mascara runs when you sweat
June 24th, 2002 at 12:01 pm
Hey, I can’t help it if you didn’t know I was going to stop.
June 24th, 2002 at 12:01 pm
Phillipe, where’s the goal?
June 24th, 2002 at 5:03 pm
Resurrection of Christ cause of disbelief (again)
June 24th, 2002 at 8:45 pm
Sorry! I only said I didn’t like the blue eye-shadow!
June 25th, 2002 at 6:52 am
What? I’m sorry, my pants are back on.
I saw
that American girl pull her top off,
so I thought
“What the hell?”
June 25th, 2002 at 12:59 pm
“Damn, you broke my nose!”
“I’m sorry, I was heading for your eyeball!”
June 29th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
what’s wrong with my outfit? i liked the red socks, personally.
June 27th, 2002 at 11:34 am
Hey Man…. that number is unlucky is’nt it…
July 6th, 2002 at 4:23 am
Jan Zeller (On Ground), astonished that the fan in the crowd without a shirt was his mother.
Jonathan Styles (Standing), trying to compensate by explaining that she looked better with all of it off.
June 24th, 2002 at 11:38 pm
After seeing a nude she-male streak cross the field, Luigi tries to gouge his eyes out while Pierre stands, not understanding what the fuss is all about.
June 25th, 2002 at 2:18 am
whatt???? you got problem with something???
June 27th, 2002 at 8:44 am
I never experienced that position, What do I do now?
June 27th, 2002 at 8:47 am
I’m sorry dude some one must have moved the ball
June 27th, 2002 at 5:36 pm
Don’t worry man, Britney Spears will be back in town another time!
June 29th, 2002 at 1:31 am
i’m going to hump u soon
June 29th, 2002 at 3:52 pm
It’s not delivery, it’s Dejourno!
July 1st, 2002 at 12:13 pm
I sorry- I kicka youface! Eh?
July 1st, 2002 at 5:35 pm
You know what i had it with you! Maybe it did before, but crying like a baby won’t make me get on top of you anymore. I give give and give and what do i get in return? A baby!!
July 2nd, 2002 at 2:57 pm
So what if we’re all gay?
July 12th, 2002 at 1:10 am
im sorry,im not gay anymore.
July 21st, 2002 at 9:43 pm
It’s only funny until someone gets hurt, then, its HILLARIOUS!!!!!!
July 26th, 2002 at 4:44 pm
You’ve been playing soccer for 15 years and you only now figure out that it’s less exciting than shuffleboard? Is this your mid-life crisis? Snap out of it, man! Go buy a car or something.
November 22nd, 2002 at 8:48 pm
How was I to know she was your sister?
June 29th, 2002 at 10:31 pm
“well, i’m sorry! i got something in my eye and if you squint a little your head does look like a soccer ball.”
June 24th, 2002 at 12:50 pm
But I thought you said you wanted me to get tickets for;”Devine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood.”
June 24th, 2002 at 12:00 pm
What happened?
June 24th, 2002 at 1:04 pm
“Yeah, I really caught a fish this big!”
“Oh no, not again…”
June 24th, 2002 at 1:15 pm
“I warned you I had pepper spray. You damn rapist!!!”
June 24th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
I told you I could not help running over your dog.!
June 25th, 2002 at 3:25 am
‘You shouldn’t have worn number 13,mate!’
June 25th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
“Knocked down by a huge hailstone? It isn’t even raining, idiot!”
June 25th, 2002 at 12:39 pm
I didn’t know my cologne was THAT powerful!
June 25th, 2002 at 8:54 pm
You hear a little girl, Ace?!
June 25th, 2002 at 7:35 pm
“I told you not to suck my dick again”
“So sorry man I thought it was your tits
June 26th, 2002 at 1:13 pm
HA-DO-KEN!!!!
June 26th, 2002 at 4:38 pm
There’s no crying in base- Oh, wait! I forgot this is soccer, there is crying.
June 26th, 2002 at 7:02 pm
White jersey: I cant believe you slept with the goalie, yeah he gets to handle more balls than me but still…
Green jersy: So your saying only you can handle my balls…what am i a one women show
June 27th, 2002 at 8:28 am
So what, you think I’m funny? You think I’m funny? That’s it! (two minutes later) What?
June 27th, 2002 at 8:45 am
that’s what you get for talking sh** across the field bi***
June 27th, 2002 at 8:50 am
whatever happen in the hotel room last night is between me and you
June 27th, 2002 at 8:51 am
not right now especially whille every ones watching
June 27th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
Shit happens.
June 29th, 2002 at 1:28 am
what is it with u?
June 29th, 2002 at 8:34 pm
How was I supposed to know you weren’t gay?
July 2nd, 2002 at 12:04 am
“Hey, whats wrong? its just a fat gay streaker. Actually, im sort of enjoying it.”
July 4th, 2002 at 8:43 pm
What’d I do? he stole the ball. i wasn’t going to let him get away with it.
July 5th, 2002 at 1:28 am
I’m not looking for anything serious….just drinks, some dinner, maybe some dancing…
July 6th, 2002 at 8:18 pm
not my fault you’re a pussy!
July 6th, 2002 at 8:37 pm
look guys he’s faking it im not kidding.
July 7th, 2002 at 1:34 am
hey man, what did you expect? I told you that it was really a dood…didnt I?
July 7th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
I don’t care if she did take her shirt off, I am still not flashing you!
July 9th, 2002 at 1:48 am
look mate, mate i dont know what you r problem is, i said i was sorry i didnt pay for the pizza you just brought me,sorry mate dont cry.
July 16th, 2002 at 12:36 pm
Honestly! I don’t know who kicked you in the face!
July 28th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
I can’t believe I just looked up his shorts!
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:02 pm
Look…its only a number….13 isnt so bad….why you being such a baby about it?
September 3rd, 2002 at 3:34 am
Hey, c’mon… my elbow is NOT that hard…
September 21st, 2002 at 4:27 pm
sac up bitch
October 8th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
Using a new technique, the Green team was able to win. Their secret? Eat tons of taco bell before agmes, and let loose on the field.
October 8th, 2002 at 7:49 pm
Oh come on, it wasn’t THAT bad…
November 18th, 2002 at 6:58 pm
I am sorry man i will not blow on mr johnson and make it all better
October 30th, 2004 at 9:57 am
surely your not accusing a mexican of cheating!
September 4th, 2004 at 4:31 am
im sorry but i hav to brake up with you…its not you its me, please dont make this harder than it already is
October 30th, 2005 at 6:48 pm
“I Can’t believe it! Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father??”
November 30th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
vat is wrong Toni?
I told you the pizza will be ready soon!
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Hey i’m so sorry, your hair-do made me think you had breasts
June 24th, 2002 at 1:02 pm
I just touched you! How was I supposed to know you were known as the Human Groin?
June 25th, 2002 at 12:56 pm
Man on the ground: “Are you talking to me? … Hey, are you talking to me?”
June 24th, 2002 at 12:54 pm
Just a red cross and a number.
June 24th, 2002 at 2:53 pm
Sorry fella, was actually aiming for your nads.
June 24th, 2002 at 11:42 pm
(On ground) “Coming, ready or not” (standing) “But you were supposed to count to ten!”
June 26th, 2002 at 6:02 am
I warned you not to join that team, but would you listen….no! Now you’ll wear the pale blue shorts and like it…so get up and play!
June 24th, 2002 at 5:01 pm
White one: “I’ll count till ten and you go hide yourself”.
Blue one: “But there’s nowhere to hide, this is a footballfield…”