Camera Shy
Guess which kid had 2 helpings of Wheaties? (thanks Mike)
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June 25th, 2002 at 2:16 am | Promoted
oops i did it again (damn britney!!!!)
June 25th, 2002 at 3:44 am | Promoted
‘Damn, I hate it when people draw circles around me.’
June 25th, 2002 at 3:57 am | Promoted
Coach:’So,everybody likes the new shirts?’
June 25th, 2002 at 4:12 am | Promoted
i train with them, i work with them, but pictures as well with them?
June 25th, 2002 at 6:27 am | Promoted
But Daddy, I don’t want to play ice hockey! I want to be an ice skater like Brian Boitano.
June 25th, 2002 at 6:39 am | Promoted
I am the human sausage making machine
June 25th, 2002 at 7:35 am | Promoted
Always an extremist, it wasn’t enough for little Billy to just make a goofy face for the team photo.
June 25th, 2002 at 7:36 am | Promoted
OK! now i’ll use my vaccum powers to clean the room!
June 25th, 2002 at 8:42 am | Promoted
Billy’s team mates were unware about the brain sucking alien Billy kept hidden in his mouth.
June 25th, 2002 at 8:45 am
Dairy Queen: Where we use real lumps of 5 year old fruit for your enjoyment.
June 25th, 2002 at 12:34 pm | Promoted
I said “Cheese” not HEAVE!
June 25th, 2002 at 12:37 pm | Promoted
Dear Jesus God, I feel like a kid from Family Circus!
June 25th, 2002 at 12:39 pm | Promoted
It was Billy’s turn to be the Zamboni.
June 25th, 2002 at 12:41 pm
This was Ronny’s perfect chance to pay back Oliver, the brute who smashed his balls three weeks ago.
June 25th, 2002 at 12:45 pm | Promoted
As Henry, the team manager in the brown jacket, squeezed his behind a third time, Jeremy couldn’t hold it any longer.
June 25th, 2002 at 2:17 pm | Promoted
Johnny has a flashback of the nude photos of Tori Spelling he saw on his dad’s computer.
June 25th, 2002 at 2:50 pm | Promoted
New Hollywood concept, two sequels in one movie: The Mighty Duck Exorcist.
June 25th, 2002 at 3:01 pm | Promoted
After the ref made that call, Billy ate him… but he didn’t realize that the ref had some baaaaaad fish
June 25th, 2002 at 4:12 pm | Promoted
I guess he just blew his chances for that Chunky Soup commercial…...
June 25th, 2002 at 4:19 pm | Promoted
“Damn, my tongue is still frozen to my hockeystick”
June 25th, 2002 at 6:07 pm | Promoted
Ooops, hairball.
June 25th, 2002 at 8:20 pm | Promoted
Got Puke?
June 25th, 2002 at 9:49 pm | Promoted
The photographer later retook the picture, but this time with the kid in the front row so no one else would have to change their jerseys.
June 26th, 2002 at 12:59 am | Promoted
billy always had a thing for stuffing his mouth with his mothers panty hose while pictures where taken of him
June 26th, 2002 at 1:30 am | Promoted
I’m so full… if anyone talks about food, I’m gonna puke… what did he say? cheese? ...
June 26th, 2002 at 3:00 am | Promoted
BOY WITH MUTANT TONGUE FOUND IN LOCAL HOCKEY TEAM
June 26th, 2002 at 2:38 pm
NOW PLAYING: EXORCIST PART 3
June 26th, 2002 at 4:45 pm
Kid thinking to self-’Somebody get this old guy to take his hands out of my pant or, oh no, not again…’
June 26th, 2002 at 5:16 pm | Promoted
Just as he said “Cheese” the cameraman quickly found out just how lactose intollerant Billy was.
June 27th, 2002 at 8:23 am | Promoted
Bless you!
June 27th, 2002 at 9:37 am
Look out belowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
June 27th, 2002 at 9:42 am | Promoted
Little Billy’s parents would become forever grateful for the existence of Photoshop.
June 27th, 2002 at 9:44 am | Promoted
Linda Blair’s son was always trying to upstage his mom.
June 27th, 2002 at 12:08 pm | Promoted
Everyone, just keep looking at the camera, Billy is fine look at the camera.
June 27th, 2002 at 6:45 pm | Promoted
Kevin was so happy to be on the hockey team, he could just puke.
June 28th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
Everyone knew Eugene was special when he could suck his own penis out of his stomach on command…..
June 29th, 2002 at 3:41 am | Promoted
.”hey its nut my problem if i like to bite of cocks
June 29th, 2002 at 8:32 pm | Promoted
Vita-wheat did it again.
July 1st, 2002 at 11:59 pm
puking doesnt usually occur until after the fight breaks out and someone gets the shit beaten out of them.
July 3rd, 2002 at 11:18 am | Promoted
When Tommy said “pull my finger” Billy just expected a fart.
July 3rd, 2002 at 11:32 am
Guess where’s Grandpa!!!
July 4th, 2002 at 5:47 pm | Promoted
Well, at least it tastes better than my dad’s cock!
July 4th, 2002 at 11:50 pm
“Suck, Billy. Suck. ‘Blow’ is just a figure of speech.”
July 7th, 2002 at 1:43 am | Promoted
Ahh.. so sweet .. must be related to that carpentar singer…
July 9th, 2002 at 5:12 pm
Little Timmy was feeling nervous.His mother had said, it was simply a case of butterflies in his stomach.
Well take a close look at what came out of Timmy , and yet another urban myth blown to hell!!
July 10th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
That mean ole Billy ! I’ll teach him not to check me into the wall !
July 11th, 2002 at 1:46 am
True
July 12th, 2002 at 1:19 am
im sick of this photo.
July 16th, 2002 at 12:34 pm | Promoted
Johhny shows the new scare tactic of his peewee hockey team: The Chunker!
July 20th, 2002 at 10:02 am
Pastel blue uniforms. Is it any wonder the kid’s puking?
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:58 pm | Promoted
Little billy belches up a quater kilo of coke…revealing the kind of mule he really is.
August 16th, 2002 at 1:39 am | Promoted
In a split second, the kid right under little Billy isn’t going to have such a big grin on his face.
June 9th, 2003 at 12:57 pm
At this moment they’re all smiling, the next moment they didn’t…
September 19th, 2003 at 5:27 pm
The regurgitation was a physical response to the psychological trauma caused by the assistant caoche’s finger being shoved suddenly up Billy’s ass.
September 19th, 2003 at 5:27 pm
The regurgitation was a physical response to the psychological trauma caused by the assistant coach’s finger being shoved suddenly up Billy’s ass.
September 24th, 2003 at 11:46 pm
Can we tell which kid was forced to watch the final season of friends?