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Camera Shy

Guess which kid had 2 helpings of Wheaties? (thanks Mike)

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  1. Anonymous says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 7:35 am

    Always an extremist, it wasn’t enough for little Billy to just make a goofy face for the team photo.

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  2. spat says:

    June 26th, 2002 at 1:30 am

    I’m so full… if anyone talks about food, I’m gonna puke… what did he say? cheese? …

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  3. Mortius says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 8:42 am

    Billy’s team mates were unware about the brain sucking alien Billy kept hidden in his mouth.

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  4. pukeman says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 2:17 pm

    Johnny has a flashback of the nude photos of Tori Spelling he saw on his dad’s computer.

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  5. Patrick says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 4:12 pm

    I guess he just blew his chances for that Chunky Soup commercial……

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  6. Drake says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 12:45 pm

    As Henry, the team manager in the brown jacket, squeezed his behind a third time, Jeremy couldn’t hold it any longer.

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  7. FED says:

    July 3rd, 2002 at 11:18 am

    When Tommy said “pull my finger” Billy just expected a fart.

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  8. Alex Kaseberg says:

    June 26th, 2002 at 5:16 pm

    Just as he said “Cheese” the cameraman quickly found out just how lactose intollerant Billy was.

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  9. Anonymous says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 9:49 pm

    The photographer later retook the picture, but this time with the kid in the front row so no one else would have to change their jerseys.

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  10. armandbourg says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 3:44 am

    ‘Damn, I hate it when people draw circles around me.’

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  11. dzine says:

    June 27th, 2002 at 9:42 am

    Little Billy’s parents would become forever grateful for the existence of Photoshop.

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  12. Sepharo says:

    June 27th, 2002 at 12:08 pm

    Everyone, just keep looking at the camera, Billy is fine look at the camera.

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  13. Mike says:

    June 27th, 2002 at 6:45 pm

    Kevin was so happy to be on the hockey team, he could just puke.

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  14. Les says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 12:37 pm

    Dear Jesus God, I feel like a kid from Family Circus!

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  15. Alex Kaseberg says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 8:20 pm

    Got Puke?

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  16. dzine says:

    June 27th, 2002 at 9:44 am

    Linda Blair’s son was always trying to upstage his mom.

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  17. babylon says:

    July 7th, 2002 at 1:43 am

    Ahh.. so sweet .. must be related to that carpentar singer…

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  18. Darkman says:

    July 16th, 2002 at 12:34 pm

    Johhny shows the new scare tactic of his peewee hockey team: The Chunker!

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  19. lawrence says:

    August 2nd, 2002 at 2:58 pm

    Little billy belches up a quater kilo of coke…revealing the kind of mule he really is.

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  20. Kelli says:

    August 16th, 2002 at 1:39 am

    In a split second, the kid right under little Billy isn’t going to have such a big grin on his face.

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  21. Kereltje says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 12:41 pm

    This was Ronny’s perfect chance to pay back Oliver, the brute who smashed his balls three weeks ago.

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  22. Mayhem says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 8:45 am

    Dairy Queen: Where we use real lumps of 5 year old fruit for your enjoyment.

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  23. don says:

    June 26th, 2002 at 2:38 pm

    NOW PLAYING: EXORCIST PART 3

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  24. JK says:

    June 26th, 2002 at 4:45 pm

    Kid thinking to self-’Somebody get this old guy to take his hands out of my pant or, oh no, not again…’

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  25. dzine says:

    June 27th, 2002 at 9:37 am

    Look out belowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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  26. Alan Seaton says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 4:33 pm

    Everyone knew Eugene was special when he could suck his own penis out of his stomach on command…..

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  27. wuj says:

    July 1st, 2002 at 11:59 pm

    puking doesnt usually occur until after the fight breaks out and someone gets the shit beaten out of them.

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  28. FED says:

    July 3rd, 2002 at 11:32 am

    Guess where’s Grandpa!!!

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  29. Anonymous says:

    July 4th, 2002 at 11:50 pm

    “Suck, Billy. Suck. ‘Blow’ is just a figure of speech.”

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  30. Monkey-Boy !! says:

    July 9th, 2002 at 5:12 pm

    Little Timmy was feeling nervous.His mother had said, it was simply a case of butterflies in his stomach.
    Well take a close look at what came out of Timmy , and yet another urban myth blown to hell!!

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  31. janeln5 says:

    July 10th, 2002 at 6:29 pm

    That mean ole Billy

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  32. Dave says:

    July 11th, 2002 at 1:46 am

    ::Budweiser::
    True

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  33. Anonymous says:

    July 12th, 2002 at 1:19 am

    im sick of this photo.

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  34. Anonymous says:

    July 20th, 2002 at 10:02 am

    Pastel blue uniforms. Is it any wonder the kid’s puking?

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  35. Robbie says:

    June 9th, 2003 at 12:57 pm

    At this moment they’re all smiling, the next moment they didn’t…

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  36. Jontar says:

    September 19th, 2003 at 5:27 pm

    The regurgitation was a physical response to the psychological trauma caused by the assistant caoche’s finger being shoved suddenly up Billy’s ass.

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  37. Jontar says:

    September 19th, 2003 at 5:27 pm

    The regurgitation was a physical response to the psychological trauma caused by the assistant coach’s finger being shoved suddenly up Billy’s ass.

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  38. bradley G says:

    September 24th, 2003 at 11:46 pm

    Can we tell which kid was forced to watch the final season of friends?

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  39. armandbourg says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 3:57 am

    Coach:’So,everybody likes the new shirts?’

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  40. aviad says:

    June 27th, 2002 at 8:23 am

    Bless you!

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  41. Philip says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 8:32 pm

    Vita-wheat did it again.

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  42. J‰ger says:

    July 4th, 2002 at 5:47 pm

    Well, at least it tastes better than my dad’s cock!

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  43. Anonymous says:

    June 26th, 2002 at 3:00 am

    BOY WITH MUTANT TONGUE FOUND IN LOCAL HOCKEY TEAM

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  44. Anonymous says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 6:27 am

    But Daddy, I don’t want to play ice hockey! I want to be an ice skater like Brian Boitano.

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  45. smioux says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 6:39 am

    I am the human sausage making machine

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  46. Kate says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 12:34 pm

    I said “Cheese” not HEAVE!

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  47. cybbis says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 2:50 pm

    New Hollywood concept, two sequels in one movie: The Mighty Duck Exorcist.

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  48. j3rry says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 3:01 pm

    After the ref made that call, Billy ate him… but he didn’t realize that the ref had some baaaaaad fish

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  49. joeblow says:

    June 26th, 2002 at 12:59 am

    billy always had a thing for stuffing his mouth with his mothers panty hose while pictures where taken of him

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  50. Matty says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 3:41 am

    .”hey its nut my problem if i like to bite of cocks

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  51. dzine says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 6:07 pm

    Ooops, hairball.

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  52. MITB says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 7:36 am

    OK! now i’ll use my vaccum powers to clean the room!

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  53. jwd says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 12:39 pm

    It was Billy’s turn to be the Zamboni.

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  54. spat says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 4:19 pm

    “Damn, my tongue is still frozen to my hockeystick”

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  55. mark schwanz says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 4:12 am

    i train with them, i work with them, but pictures as well with them?

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  56. Yarivon says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 2:16 am

    oops i did it again (damn britney!!!!)

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