Yes officer, I understand what you’re saying, but clause 7 of the 1983 Act which was finally brought into force yesterday in regards to age discrimination against minors in socio-political situations renders this wording somewhat obsolete.
What was originally an ordinary traffic ticket for a broken training wheel, turned into a high speed, death defying, heart pounding chase. When it was over and the offender was apprehended, he got off by signing an agreement to visit the priest every saturday and commit himself, I mean his sins
Peter Fonda’s grandson got pulled over for speeding today. The cop was willing to let the kid go with a warning but the kid uttered the words, “stupid pig” and the ticket book was brought out.
You know kid, you really should try and colour co-ordinate with your bike more. See how my dark clothes match my bike? Besides, denim is the new polyester…
June 28th, 2002 at 11:12 pm
“I’m gonna have to cite you for running that stop sign back there on Sesame Street.”
June 27th, 2002 at 6:40 pm
Gary Coleman is always a gentleman about signing autographs for admiriing fans.
June 27th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
Honest occiffer….it was just apple juice.
July 4th, 2002 at 8:25 am
Donít be frightened, Iím not a Catholic priest
July 7th, 2002 at 9:27 am
“Yeah man, I’m 18. I just started smoking early.”
June 29th, 2002 at 10:25 pm
Yes officer, I understand what you’re saying, but clause 7 of the 1983 Act which was finally brought into force yesterday in regards to age discrimination against minors in socio-political situations renders this wording somewhat obsolete.
June 28th, 2002 at 8:23 am
John is still pulling over random people trying to replace Ponch for the up and coming Chips II (Return of the Ponch).
June 27th, 2002 at 4:48 pm
5 hour high speed chase ends !!
June 29th, 2002 at 5:58 am
“Yes officer, I promise to use my side-wheels in future”
June 29th, 2002 at 1:16 am
The first attempt of Fox’s COPS to increase ratings was to appeal to a younger audience.
June 29th, 2002 at 5:59 am
From the family album of the Shakur’s: Tupac’s first encounter with police.
June 29th, 2002 at 5:43 am
Officer Winston makes a fatal mistake by breaking rule 125 of the NYPD code: “Never fine Don Corleone Junior Junior.”
June 27th, 2002 at 4:44 pm
(just) born to be wild
June 27th, 2002 at 7:36 pm
On his way to the BonsaÔ Hell’s Angel’s meeting, Billy had to ask for directions.
June 27th, 2002 at 9:17 pm
Officer Gulliver cracking down on speeders in the town of Lilliput.
June 28th, 2002 at 6:02 am
I still don’t think I was going 60 officer.
June 29th, 2002 at 4:59 pm
Cops will do anything to meet there quota.
July 4th, 2002 at 8:19 pm
What was originally an ordinary traffic ticket for a broken training wheel, turned into a high speed, death defying, heart pounding chase. When it was over and the offender was apprehended, he got off by signing an agreement to visit the priest every saturday and commit himself, I mean his sins
June 27th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
Peter Fonda’s grandson got pulled over for speeding today. The cop was willing to let the kid go with a warning but the kid uttered the words, “stupid pig” and the ticket book was brought out.
June 27th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
A scene from Disney’s new summer blockbuster: “Honey, I Shrunk the Hell’s Angel!”
July 1st, 2002 at 11:56 pm
Go write: “I will not drive without a license ever again” 1000 times. Then, go stand in the corner.
July 4th, 2002 at 12:47 am
Bert- “I send bend over, dammit!”
July 31st, 2002 at 3:59 am
I loved you in Austin Powers. Can I get your autograph?
June 27th, 2002 at 4:49 pm
ìYes officer, I know I was boozing while cruising – I promise never to do it againî
June 27th, 2002 at 5:03 pm
…small claims court ????
June 27th, 2002 at 6:39 pm
Born to be Child
June 28th, 2002 at 4:34 pm
I’m your Dad? I thought I pulled out that night
June 28th, 2002 at 9:49 pm
“You know, sir, we can forget about the whole thing if you just step around the corner with me…”
July 5th, 2002 at 7:11 pm
let me off and i’ll give ya a doughnut
July 6th, 2002 at 6:20 am
Listen here .. I’m the one giving out parking tickets!
July 8th, 2002 at 5:29 pm
They’re letting anyone sign up for undercover policework these days.
July 10th, 2002 at 6:19 pm
That is the last time I donate my piggy bank to the City Officer Fund !
July 12th, 2002 at 1:17 am
sorry,you were not wearing your helmet.
July 12th, 2002 at 2:13 am
listen kid,this says your 39 years old and i’m just not in the mood to play lier lier pants on fire.
July 12th, 2002 at 2:17 am
dad can we stop practicing your law duties now i want to go and play?
sorry son i need the practice.
July 18th, 2002 at 6:31 am
I might be small but i’ll go faster then anything you’ve got back at Head Quarters
July 20th, 2002 at 10:33 pm
Officer:i dont want to see you speedin’ on this sidewalk anymore.
Boy: A’ight cracka.
July 21st, 2002 at 12:44 pm
Sorry boy, we gotta meet the quota. Now go out of the way of the camera so I can beat the crap out of you.
July 26th, 2002 at 4:36 pm
Quit hasslin’ me, Pig!
August 27th, 2002 at 9:11 am
You know kid, you really should try and colour co-ordinate with your bike more. See how my dark clothes match my bike? Besides, denim is the new polyester…
September 14th, 2002 at 8:42 pm
lil kid : “respect my authoritah!!”
May 28th, 2003 at 4:26 pm
You say there’s a Duncan Donuts around here!? Where? Could you point it out on this map?
October 30th, 2004 at 10:00 am
the boys in prison are gonna love you
May 10th, 2004 at 6:37 pm
now kid ill tell you 1 more time gimme the weed
June 3rd, 2004 at 12:21 pm
Gary Coleman:Watchu talkin bout officer?
December 29th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Daddy dared me!!!!!!!!!!
June 27th, 2002 at 10:15 pm
“He’s just jealous ’cause my Harley is faster than the Jap Crap he rides”
June 28th, 2002 at 8:21 am
Emmanuel Lewis finally breaks the law!
June 28th, 2002 at 9:35 am
I’m a fan of you, I’m chasing you for days and finally catch you, please sign me here for my child
June 28th, 2002 at 12:30 pm
So if i sign here i get pedals for this thing?
July 4th, 2002 at 5:37 am
Your superiors will hear about this. This is Bike size discrimination.
July 7th, 2002 at 1:46 am
To his dismay, timmys brib of a lolly didn’t work on the diabetic cop
June 27th, 2002 at 4:46 pm
Kid moviestar harassed by cops for autograph
June 28th, 2002 at 9:25 am
That’s okay officer, I forget how to spell certain words too.
June 28th, 2002 at 4:06 pm
revenue raising..? getting in practice for promotion..!!