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Beerman

Well, it’s Friday! I hope each of you can have a crazy enough weekend to end up looking like this guy.

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  1. Cari says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 11:18 am | Promoted

    John’s experiement with do-it-yourself virtual reality was unsuccessful.

    No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn’t hold on to the cans.

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  2. Anonymous says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 12:27 pm

    You are what you drink?

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  3. Reut says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 12:33 pm | Promoted

    Man eating beer packs and cans on action!

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  4. Anonymous says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 12:59 pm | Promoted

    Bud Light: The beer that doesn’t get you drunk enough to pass out, but makes you stupid enough to pose for this picture.

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  5. boney says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 1:00 pm | Promoted

    So wheres my t-shirt. They said there was a t-shirt

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  6. Anonymous says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 1:06 pm | Promoted

    Unfortunately, Tim didn’t drink enough beer to complete his Bud Light Man costume.

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  7. Veshka says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 1:08 pm | Promoted

    Faster than breaking wind! Sronger than the armpit funk of a construction worker! It’s BEER MAN!

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  8. Anonymous says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 1:19 pm | Promoted

    Toy Story 3 : Attack Of The Woody.

    Featuring,

    Bud Light Beer: “To Infinity And Beyond”

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  9. Les says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 3:28 pm

    This is what I learned in college

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  10. Anonymous says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 3:28 pm

    See Krazy Glue doesn’t stick to everyth… o shit

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  11. tatroyer says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 3:32 pm | Promoted

    When bobbing for beers goes horribly wrong.

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  12. Alex Kaseberg says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 3:34 pm | Promoted

    “You are wrong, there is no Ann Hiesesr’s bush in this box.”

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  13. bgray says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 5:09 pm | Promoted

    Empty beer cases always attack in packs.

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  14. jwd says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 7:12 pm | Promoted

    “I’m feeling a little Light-headed”

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  15. Anonymous says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 7:31 pm | Promoted

    Yes, our bud here is indeed lit.

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  16. Anonymous says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 7:32 pm

    Halloween LXVII: Jason Lost on Campus

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  17. Kate says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 8:16 pm | Promoted

    It’s Miller time.

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  18. Kate says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 8:19 pm | Promoted

    Chuck, once agin, shows everyone his audition for Tom Cruise’s role in “Risky Business”.

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  19. jwd says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 11:10 pm

    This guy is a real head-case!

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  20. Laura says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 12:04 am | Promoted

    “Do I look sexy enough yet? Another one? The girls are gonna go wild when they see me!”

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  21. Techno Duck says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 12:54 am | Promoted

    Duffman cant breath due to inferior beer…oh no…oooooooooooooooooooooh

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  22. spat says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 5:01 am | Promoted

    Wife: “Honey, you know I hate it when you bring your work home!”
    (thinking: I should have maried the Coca-Cola-man)

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  23. Drake says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 5:30 am | Promoted

    Bud Light Man, a new superhero in the battle against alcoholism.

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  24. The fat man says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 5:41 am | Promoted

    “Honey, is this the ancient greek statue you ordered?”

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  25. Looksaus Pitta says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 5:52 am | Promoted

    What happens when your mother used to masturbate with a can of Budweiser.

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  26. Anonymous says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 7:52 am | Promoted

    Thousands of men die each year when they get stuck in discarded 12 pack boxes.

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  27. Turk & Bertier says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 11:32 am

    After that night, John was invited to a party nevermore.

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  28. Kereltje says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 11:37 am

    Revenge of the Nerds Anonymous

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  29. armandbourg says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 12:01 pm | Promoted

    At the end of his act, Jimmy noticed everybody had left his birthday party.

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  30. EarshoT says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 12:11 pm | Promoted

    PINK WALLS???? aaaaaah!

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  31. Philip says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 8:31 pm

    Beer: Drink that is still makes you stupid even when you’re wearing the box.

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  32. JBob says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 8:35 pm | Promoted

    Party foul!

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  33. butthead says:

    June 30th, 2002 at 8:48 am | Promoted

    BUDDHEAD! AWAY!

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  34. wrong song says:

    June 30th, 2002 at 10:45 am | Promoted

    just be thankful he didnt drink from a keg

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  35. Jack says:

    June 30th, 2002 at 11:40 pm | Promoted

    The return of The Unknown Comic

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  36. hommelbommel says:

    July 1st, 2002 at 5:19 am | Promoted

    Gay and loving it lightly…

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  37. mike says:

    July 1st, 2002 at 5:35 am | Promoted

    Aerobics Bud-Style

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  38. Anonymous says:

    July 1st, 2002 at 6:25 am

    Hey – Beer – Man

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  39. Patrick says:

    July 1st, 2002 at 3:19 pm | Promoted

    Yup, that $20K per year tuition was truly worth it!

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  40. Lay-Z says:

    July 1st, 2002 at 6:35 pm | Promoted

    sniff My…...HERO!

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  41. wuj says:

    July 1st, 2002 at 11:54 pm

    Budwiser makes people do stupid things.

    True.

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  42. ferkee says:

    July 2nd, 2002 at 2:18 pm | Promoted

    Woooooo Hoooooo! I have reached….Beervana!

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  43. JG says:

    July 2nd, 2002 at 10:54 pm | Promoted

    soy un monstrou de cerveza(monster of beer)

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  44. Ron says:

    July 2nd, 2002 at 11:46 pm | Promoted

    Nobody can tell I’m shitfaced with these on!!

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  45. alan seaton says:

    July 3rd, 2002 at 4:15 am | Promoted

    Microsoft’s “suspended-animation” project in it’s infancy

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  46. FED says:

    July 3rd, 2002 at 11:12 am

    Forgotten for years and sandwiched between spuds and the bathing suit bud girls, Ralph the drunk, was a horrible disaster as a bud light ad campaign…

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  47. FED says:

    July 3rd, 2002 at 11:15 am

    ...years to brew, for moments of utter stupidity.

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  48. cannelle says:

    July 3rd, 2002 at 2:26 pm | Promoted

    Misunderstanding his father’s little chat about girls at such a tender age, Jasper tragically fell into a strange path of sexual deviancy – desperately looking to fulfil himself with women’s boxes.

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  49. poi says:

    July 4th, 2002 at 12:27 am | Promoted

    New Fox special: When Bud Light Attacks.

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  50. Nick says:

    July 4th, 2002 at 1:46 am | Promoted

    Ahhh, I Can’t Feel My Legs

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  51. Anonymous says:

    July 4th, 2002 at 8:21 am | Promoted

    You will die alone and a virgin, along with all the other dorks that post stupid captions on this site.

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  52. Anonymous says:

    July 4th, 2002 at 10:35 am

    Ed wants to distract the attention from his beer belly

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  53. Adam says:

    July 4th, 2002 at 8:24 pm

    To virginity and beyond

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  54. Anonymous says:

    July 4th, 2002 at 11:33 pm

    You drank THAT MUCH?
    How ‘bout some recycled Bud for ME?

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  55. bogusloser says:

    July 5th, 2002 at 1:23 am

    What college frat guys do for fun after graduation!

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  56. phscko says:

    July 5th, 2002 at 7:05 pm

    by the power of budlight!!!

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  57. babylon says:

    July 7th, 2002 at 1:47 am

    Only seconds after this picture was taken, jefro was punted in the balls

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  58. travis weir says:

    July 9th, 2002 at 1:34 am | Promoted

    is it a bird?is it a plane?no its just that drunk guy that hangs around the front of seven eleven at night time

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  59. Elspode says:

    July 10th, 2002 at 3:50 pm

    “Alright, now, hand me the balancing pole and help me up on the tightrope! Karl Wallenda just didn’t drink enough, that was his problem!”

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  60. Dave says:

    July 11th, 2002 at 1:42 am | Promoted

    True.

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  61. Dave says:

    July 11th, 2002 at 1:43 am

    Duffman can never die, only the actors who portray him!

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  62. Vid says:

    July 11th, 2002 at 11:04 am | Promoted

    Graphic evidence why human cloning should be banned.

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  63. spoonpoker says:

    July 12th, 2002 at 2:03 am | Promoted

    bubweiser its in everyone.

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  64. spoonpoker says:

    July 12th, 2002 at 2:06 am | Promoted

    up,up and away,budlight year to the rescue.

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  65. Tim Smith says:

    July 13th, 2002 at 2:13 pm

    Show and tell for A.A.
    Keep comin’ back Bob!

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  66. Newt says:

    July 15th, 2002 at 8:58 am

    I’m crazy budlight man, I got budlight on my head and I’m crazy. gimme some candy

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  67. guy ann says:

    July 16th, 2002 at 12:00 pm

    bud guy rules. take that duff man oh yeah!

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  68. guy ann says:

    July 16th, 2002 at 12:02 pm | Promoted

    run citzens! bud man will keep this ceiling up while you escape!

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  69. Anonymous says:

    July 17th, 2002 at 5:15 pm | Promoted

    White House, Washington DC: President George W. Bush celebrates the passing of HB3452, which pardons cheating oil executives for insider trading and accounting irregularities.

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  70. hughbertius says:

    July 17th, 2002 at 9:25 pm | Promoted

    Once again, neighbourhood youths add insult to injury by vandalizing old and slow-moving Mr. Thompson.

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  71. Crunchy says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 4:31 pm | Promoted

    Beerman: Super powers include peeing enough to float out of any danger and moving unnoticed through crowds of beautiful women.

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  72. lawrence says:

    August 2nd, 2002 at 2:42 pm | Promoted

    Hey guys???.....I’m feeling a bit cramped….can i come out of the bathroom now?

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  73. Aaron says:

    August 5th, 2002 at 10:50 pm

    Okay…..I think uncle Richard has had 1 too many beers!

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  74. Kit Kat says:

    August 28th, 2002 at 3:22 pm

    Tom Cruise: I like that old time Rock and Roll!

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  75. Sitaifun says:

    October 22nd, 2002 at 10:57 pm

    Bud, feeling really light on his feet, spontaneously erupts in joyous dance!

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  76. Mark Smith says:

    November 18th, 2002 at 6:57 pm | Promoted

    look guys i am …....BeerMan.. dumber than two blondes in at a concesion mahine….faster than two guys trying to rip the clothes off a passed out woman….. able to leap over a small dog.

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  77. Robbie says:

    June 9th, 2003 at 12:59 pm | Promoted

    Bud Light, brother of Buzz Lightyear.

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  78. George Bush says:

    September 10th, 2004 at 9:51 pm | Promoted

    Cheerleader George Bush at Yale

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  79. GrooveSamurai says:

    October 21st, 2004 at 9:53 am | Promoted

    The Six-and-A-Half Dollar Man.

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  80. dustin cobwebs says:

    October 30th, 2004 at 10:01 am

    advertisement for anti light beer drinking…. it will make you a total vagina

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  81. dogma says:

    May 9th, 2005 at 2:45 pm

    Screw Spiderman, Superman and the Hulk! BUDMAN IS HERE!

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  82. chasemice says:

    May 11th, 2005 at 3:59 am | Promoted

    This photo clearly depicts why Beverly recently filed for divorce.

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  83. chasemice says:

    May 11th, 2005 at 4:01 am

    Mike really wasn’t a drinker, but he just wanted to fit in with his funny drinking friends.

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  84. Bohatnik says:

    June 26th, 2005 at 5:59 am

    The cybermask, a new sex toy for the internet generation, embraces anonymity. Shown here in the Bud Light model, with matching shoes.

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  85. jesse almeida says:

    July 18th, 2005 at 3:08 pm

    dads alter ego domestic violence man

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  86. Brad says:

    September 19th, 2006 at 8:40 pm

    hey doushebag, first requirement for beerman u need a beer in ur hand not empty boxes that the contents other people finished to make u look good… Just take the picture down fag…

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