Beerman
Well, it’s Friday! I hope each of you can have a crazy enough weekend to end up looking like this guy.
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June 28th, 2002 at 12:59 pm
Bud Light: The beer that doesn’t get you drunk enough to pass out, but makes you stupid enough to pose for this picture.
June 28th, 2002 at 7:12 pm
“I’m feeling a little Light-headed”
June 29th, 2002 at 5:52 am
What happens when your mother used to masturbate with a can of Budweiser.
July 3rd, 2002 at 4:15 am
Microsoft’s “suspended-animation” project in it’s infancy
June 29th, 2002 at 12:01 pm
At the end of his act, Jimmy noticed everybody had left his birthday party.
July 1st, 2002 at 3:19 pm
Yup, that $20K per year tuition was truly worth it!
July 4th, 2002 at 12:27 am
New Fox special: When Bud Light Attacks.
July 26th, 2002 at 4:31 pm
Beerman: Super powers include peeing enough to float out of any danger and moving unnoticed through crowds of beautiful women.
June 28th, 2002 at 1:19 pm
Toy Story 3 : Attack Of The Woody.
Featuring,
Bud Light Beer: “To Infinity And Beyond”
July 17th, 2002 at 5:15 pm
White House, Washington DC: President George W. Bush celebrates the passing of HB3452, which pardons cheating oil executives for insider trading and accounting irregularities.
June 28th, 2002 at 5:09 pm
Empty beer cases always attack in packs.
September 10th, 2004 at 9:51 pm
Cheerleader George Bush at Yale
June 29th, 2002 at 12:54 am
Duffman cant breath due to inferior beer…oh no…oooooooooooooooooooooh
July 4th, 2002 at 8:21 am
You will die alone and a virgin, along with all the other dorks that post stupid captions on this site.
June 28th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
“You are wrong, there is no Ann Hiesesr’s bush in this box.”
June 29th, 2002 at 7:52 am
Thousands of men die each year when they get stuck in discarded 12 pack boxes.
July 2nd, 2002 at 10:54 pm
soy un monstrou de cerveza(monster of beer)
July 2nd, 2002 at 11:46 pm
Nobody can tell I’m shitfaced with these on!!
June 28th, 2002 at 8:16 pm
It’s Miller time.
June 28th, 2002 at 8:19 pm
Chuck, once agin, shows everyone his audition for Tom Cruise’s role in “Risky Business”.
June 29th, 2002 at 5:30 am
Bud Light Man, a new superhero in the battle against alcoholism.
June 30th, 2002 at 8:48 am
BUDDHEAD! AWAY!
July 1st, 2002 at 6:35 pm
sniff My……HERO!
July 2nd, 2002 at 2:18 pm
Woooooo Hoooooo! I have reached….Beervana!
July 3rd, 2002 at 2:26 pm
Misunderstanding his father’s little chat about girls at such a tender age, Jasper tragically fell into a strange path of sexual deviancy - desperately looking to fulfil himself with women’s boxes.
July 4th, 2002 at 1:46 am
Ahhh, I Can’t Feel My Legs
July 9th, 2002 at 1:34 am
is it a bird???is it a plane???no its just that drunk guy that hangs around the front of seven eleven at night time
July 11th, 2002 at 11:04 am
Graphic evidence why human cloning should be banned.
July 12th, 2002 at 2:03 am
bubweiser its in everyone.
July 12th, 2002 at 2:06 am
up,up and away,budlight year to the rescue.
July 16th, 2002 at 12:02 pm
run citzens! bud man will keep this ceiling up while you escape!
July 17th, 2002 at 9:25 pm
Once again, neighbourhood youths add insult to injury by vandalizing old and slow-moving Mr. Thompson.
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:42 pm
Hey guys???…..I’m feeling a bit cramped….can i come out of the bathroom now?
November 18th, 2002 at 6:57 pm
look guys i am …….BeerMan.. dumber than two blondes in at a concesion mahine….faster than two guys trying to rip the clothes off a passed out woman….. able to leap over a small dog.
June 9th, 2003 at 12:59 pm
Bud Light, brother of Buzz Lightyear.
October 21st, 2004 at 9:53 am
The Six-and-A-Half Dollar Man.
May 11th, 2005 at 3:59 am
This photo clearly depicts why Beverly recently filed for divorce.
June 28th, 2002 at 12:27 pm
You are what you drink?
June 28th, 2002 at 3:28 pm
This is what I learned in college
June 28th, 2002 at 3:28 pm
See Krazy Glue doesn’t stick to everyth… o shit
June 28th, 2002 at 7:32 pm
Halloween LXVII: Jason Lost on Campus
June 29th, 2002 at 11:37 am
Revenge of the Nerds Anonymous
July 1st, 2002 at 6:25 am
Hey - Beer - Man
June 28th, 2002 at 11:10 pm
This guy is a real head-case!
June 29th, 2002 at 11:32 am
After that night, John was invited to a party nevermore.
June 29th, 2002 at 8:31 pm
Beer: Drink that is still makes you stupid even when you’re wearing the box.
July 1st, 2002 at 11:54 pm
Budwiser makes people do stupid things.
True.
July 3rd, 2002 at 11:12 am
Forgotten for years and sandwiched between spuds and the bathing suit bud girls, Ralph the drunk, was a horrible disaster as a bud light ad campaign…
July 3rd, 2002 at 11:15 am
…years to brew, for moments of utter stupidity.
July 4th, 2002 at 10:35 am
Ed wants to distract the attention from his beer belly
July 4th, 2002 at 8:24 pm
To virginity and beyond
July 4th, 2002 at 11:33 pm
You drank THAT MUCH?
How ’bout some recycled Bud for ME?
July 5th, 2002 at 1:23 am
What college frat guys do for fun after graduation!
July 5th, 2002 at 7:05 pm
by the power of budlight!!!
July 7th, 2002 at 1:47 am
Only seconds after this picture was taken, jefro was punted in the balls
July 10th, 2002 at 3:50 pm
“Alright, now, hand me the balancing pole and help me up on the tightrope! Karl Wallenda just didn’t drink enough, that was his problem!”
July 11th, 2002 at 1:43 am
Duffman can never die, only the actors who portray him!
July 13th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
Show and tell for A.A.
Keep comin’ back Bob!
July 15th, 2002 at 8:58 am
I’m crazy budlight man, I got budlight on my head and I’m crazy. gimme some candy
July 16th, 2002 at 12:00 pm
bud guy rules. take that duff man oh yeah!
August 5th, 2002 at 10:50 pm
Okay…..I think uncle Richard has had 1 too many beers!
August 28th, 2002 at 3:22 pm
Tom Cruise: I like that old time Rock and Roll!
October 22nd, 2002 at 10:57 pm
Bud, feeling really light on his feet, spontaneously erupts in joyous dance!
October 30th, 2004 at 10:01 am
advertisement for anti light beer drinking…. it will make you a total vagina
May 9th, 2005 at 2:45 pm
Screw Spiderman, Superman and the Hulk! BUDMAN IS HERE!
May 11th, 2005 at 4:01 am
Mike really wasn’t a drinker, but he just wanted to fit in with his funny drinking friends.
June 26th, 2005 at 5:59 am
The cybermask, a new sex toy for the internet generation, embraces anonymity. Shown here in the Bud Light model, with matching shoes.
July 18th, 2005 at 3:08 pm
dads alter ego domestic violence man
September 19th, 2006 at 8:40 pm
hey doushebag, first requirement for beerman u need a beer in ur hand not empty boxes that the contents other people finished to make u look good… Just take the picture down fag…
June 30th, 2002 at 11:40 pm
The return of The Unknown Comic
June 28th, 2002 at 11:18 am
John’s experiement with do-it-yourself virtual reality was unsuccessful.
No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn’t hold on to the cans.
June 28th, 2002 at 12:33 pm
Man eating beer packs and cans on action!
June 28th, 2002 at 1:00 pm
So wheres my t-shirt. They said there was a t-shirt
June 28th, 2002 at 1:06 pm
Unfortunately, Tim didn’t drink enough beer to complete his Bud Light Man costume.
June 28th, 2002 at 3:32 pm
When bobbing for beers goes horribly wrong.
June 29th, 2002 at 12:11 pm
PINK WALLS???? aaaaaah!
June 29th, 2002 at 12:04 am
“Do I look sexy enough yet? Another one? The girls are gonna go wild when they see me!”
June 29th, 2002 at 5:01 am
Wife: “Honey, you know I hate it when you bring your work home!”
(thinking: I should have maried the Coca-Cola-man)
June 29th, 2002 at 5:41 am
“Honey, is this the ancient greek statue you ordered?”
June 29th, 2002 at 8:35 pm
Party foul!
July 1st, 2002 at 5:19 am
Gay and loving it lightly…
June 30th, 2002 at 10:45 am
just be thankful he didnt drink from a keg
July 11th, 2002 at 1:42 am
True.
June 28th, 2002 at 1:08 pm
Faster than breaking wind! Sronger than the armpit funk of a construction worker! It’s BEER MAN!
June 28th, 2002 at 7:31 pm
Yes, our bud here is indeed lit.
July 1st, 2002 at 5:35 am
Aerobics Bud-Style