Family Games
The 4th of July is a time of year for traditional family fun in the sun, like a game of toilet bowl horseshoes.
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July 4th, 2002 at 11:32 pm
As the “inner-city” slowly invaded the texas frontier, Hank and Earl decided to drown their sorrows in a game of low income horseshoes.
July 4th, 2002 at 11:34 pm
Everyone looked like shit at The annual Tom-Selleck convention
July 8th, 2002 at 3:29 pm
“Hmmm, I can smell a woman here.”
“Well yeah, and I can see one right there.”
July 18th, 2002 at 6:24 am
WoW! thats the biggest fuking horse ive seen.
July 1st, 2002 at 11:08 pm
The Breezy Acres Trailer Park is one of only few such communities nation wide with a recreation center.
July 4th, 2002 at 6:44 pm
“Zeke, this is so going to get us laid…”
July 5th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
Practice all you want Earl, but it’s a crap shoot.
July 17th, 2002 at 9:20 pm
A day at the Gigantic Horse Ranch gets underway.
July 1st, 2002 at 1:23 pm
“Billy Bob, don’t forget the plungers. We’re playing lawn darts next.”
July 12th, 2002 at 1:51 am
this one smells ok but its still going in the fire.
July 19th, 2002 at 11:28 pm
The federal witness protection program is great! Wish you were here!
July 3rd, 2002 at 7:10 pm
Fun and games at the stables of the world-famous “toiletfoot” stallions.
July 9th, 2002 at 5:14 pm
“Loser cleans up after the horse…”
July 12th, 2002 at 1:45 am
hey bob,you sure that guy said that these boomerangs would come back?
July 12th, 2002 at 1:49 am
wow,good shot bob.see if you can hit the postman this time.
July 12th, 2002 at 2:00 am
these do it yourself toilets are harder than i thought,this damn seat just won’t go on .
July 15th, 2002 at 8:58 am
The game taking the trailer parks by storm, Neck-shoes
July 1st, 2002 at 5:09 pm
Horseshoes for the blind
July 1st, 2002 at 10:11 am
Hey Andres tell youre boy to stop shaking
July 1st, 2002 at 11:38 am
Well, our buttuckseses is too big to fit on ‘em no more, so we’s gots to use them for somfun.
July 1st, 2002 at 12:28 pm
Next on Fox: “When Good Plumbers Go Bad.”
July 2nd, 2002 at 7:14 am
I shudder to think about what they play shuffleboard with!
July 2nd, 2002 at 11:13 pm
I’ll leave the seat up if I damn well want to!! Up this tree here… Now Ed hand me the others.
July 3rd, 2002 at 6:30 am
A man’s gotta do what a woman doesn’t think of…
July 3rd, 2002 at 11:02 am
Those big horeshoes are funny…gawd… look at the silly hat on that guy too!!!!
July 4th, 2002 at 10:25 am
After a game of Bathtub Burying and before a match of Lavabo Lifting, some Toilet Seat Throwing can be quite relaxing.
July 6th, 2002 at 4:15 am
[Peering through neighbor's window.]
“None of these are going to fit her ass, Bubba.”
“Ma! We’re going to back in the truck again!”
July 6th, 2002 at 6:01 am
Hey you Aussies .. ours is bigger than yours!
July 7th, 2002 at 1:58 am
ahh.. must be single and have no need for that lil rim thingy
July 9th, 2002 at 1:16 pm
Earl, let’s wrap this damn game up, already, I gotta take a sheeeit!
July 10th, 2002 at 5:06 am
UFO magnets my ass
July 15th, 2002 at 8:28 am
Carl, I knew that trip to the dump would be worth it. Look what fun we have.
July 15th, 2002 at 8:29 am
Not quite regulation horse shoes, but you have make due with what you have.
July 15th, 2002 at 8:59 am
I hope they wash their hands before lunch.
July 16th, 2002 at 8:04 pm
I dunno, seems like it might work better if we opened the door to the port-a-potty first
July 18th, 2002 at 6:21 am
10 bucks says you cant tell me what i had for lunch yesterday!
July 18th, 2002 at 6:23 am
Honestly bubba, it does taste like chicken.
July 22nd, 2002 at 9:56 am
A case where southern ingenuity beats southern hospitality hands down.
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:39 pm
Sheeoot Bobbie-joe-billy-bob…..your magnet is sure to get you one of them damn alieeeons before I get me one.
January 6th, 2004 at 3:58 am
Man, if those are the shoes, imagine the size of that horse’s dick!
October 21st, 2004 at 7:31 am
Elmer and Cletus compete for the coveted “Ranged Toilet Assembly” award.
June 3rd, 2004 at 4:22 pm
Redneck horseshoes
September 4th, 2004 at 4:35 am
in texas…everything is big
July 1st, 2002 at 4:48 pm
I’d hate to clean up after the horse that could step into those shoes !
July 1st, 2002 at 9:55 am
Hey Erl, you sore from cow tippin’ last night?
July 1st, 2002 at 2:14 pm
An ideal way to stop women from saying that “you’ve left it up again”.
July 1st, 2002 at 2:10 pm
After the complaint of Human Rights Watchers that throwing dwarfs was quite inhuman, Walker and Warren made their point by throwing dirty toilet seats.
July 1st, 2002 at 2:18 pm
What would happen if Americans couldn’t wear guns.
July 1st, 2002 at 2:21 pm
After the complaint of Human Rights Watchers that throwing dwarfs was quite inhumane, Walker and Warren made their point by throwing dirty toilet seats.
July 1st, 2002 at 2:39 pm
Look! It’s Sandra Bullock and she’s coming this way! Men, battle stations! Aim! Fire!
July 1st, 2002 at 5:14 pm
The brothers Coen trying to find a new purpose for their failed invention.
Originally they tried to design a new boomerang ñ then they tried to use it as a toilet seat ñ after which they failed to market it as a life saving swimming device ñ and now theyíre promoting Horseshoe - throwing - for - people - lacking - some - visual - potential.
If youíre interested, thereís another 23.496 left.
July 3rd, 2002 at 4:37 am
I never knew sperm was this sticky.
July 1st, 2002 at 5:37 pm
listen in the background you can hear the squel of another kid falling through toilet and landing in the water.
July 1st, 2002 at 8:52 pm
Don’t you just hate it when city folk try to be like rednecks. They don’t seem to get it.
July 1st, 2002 at 9:39 pm
80$ too much?You can still smell Pamela Anderson’s been on this one!
July 1st, 2002 at 11:06 pm
“So I says, woman, if you cain’t stop yer bellyaching about the dang toilet seat, you’ve got another thing coming. And then, it just caught on all over the trailer park.”
July 1st, 2002 at 11:10 pm
A case where southern ingenuity beats southern hospitality hands down.
July 2nd, 2002 at 4:58 am
big crap
July 2nd, 2002 at 8:15 pm
In other news, “The horse-shoe bandits” are being held responsible for the recent rash of innocent citizens falling into their toilets and disappearing (Associated Press)7/11/02.
July 2nd, 2002 at 11:41 pm
Everything is bigger in Texas.
July 4th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
Mmmm…Cherry!
July 5th, 2002 at 4:04 am
Billy Bob - ” well if dem der’ aboriginies can do it in sure as hell we can”
Cleetus - “they use boomerangs you fool, not toilet seats!!!”
October 8th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
The Official White Trash Games of 2002
July 2nd, 2002 at 4:57 am
crap
July 1st, 2002 at 11:06 am
Jethro and Bo were desperate to find another way to shoe the work horse after last week’s mishap.