Lost contact
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July 3rd, 2002 at 8:07 pm
Boy in back says “I’m leaving this sausage party” as the man in the middle sits unconscious because the large eye-browed boy knocked him out with the chair and stole his oxygen.
July 2nd, 2002 at 12:21 pm
The bottom of the hotel pool just before Cindy Crawford begins her laps.
July 2nd, 2002 at 8:31 pm
Even after stretching Adobe Photoshop beyond the frontiers of special effects technology, the high school trumpet ensemble still found it difficult to attract the opposite sex.
July 2nd, 2002 at 10:21 pm
Today, Disney unveils its new parade, “Extras not featured in “The Little Mermaid” “
July 4th, 2002 at 2:04 am
When Chen had a heart attack and sank to the bottom of the pool, the synchronized swimming team knew they were in trouble…………….
July 2nd, 2002 at 7:25 pm
The Al-Qaeda Marine Commando…
August 2nd, 2002 at 10:35 am
You told him to buy seven diapers and a pear…you got eleven divers and a chair. Another case of bad cellular.
July 2nd, 2002 at 10:10 am
why sweaty sauna’s are not a virtue…
July 2nd, 2002 at 12:55 pm
By heroically hiding behind it, the man with the chair was the only one to survive the atrocious attack of Jaws.
July 3rd, 2002 at 7:00 pm
The janitorial crew cleaning Marlon Brando’s urinal.
July 2nd, 2002 at 1:35 pm
Dude, why the hell did you bring a chair?
July 2nd, 2002 at 2:52 pm
Budget Cruise! Ship floods nightly. Floor show! Chairs are optional.
July 2nd, 2002 at 11:44 pm
I sure wish the plumber would get here soon to fix the broken water pipe!!!
July 4th, 2002 at 10:32 am
Die hard Beatles-fans, thinking that living in a yellow submarine is the absolute way to honour the Fab Four.
July 4th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
Iraqi Seal Team
July 5th, 2002 at 1:00 pm
say cheese, or just sit there and look stupid with that shit in your mouth
July 6th, 2002 at 5:57 am
Hey you in the middle .. just keep grabbing yourself! NOBODY is to pee in the pool!
July 6th, 2002 at 5:53 am
… and remember your promise .. NOBODY pees in the pool!!!
July 7th, 2002 at 9:24 am
Last Chance Plumbers, Inc.
September 17th, 2003 at 7:47 am
Jasons determination to bring the chair reassured him that he would be a mere spectator in these particular water sports.
July 7th, 2002 at 10:58 pm
Okay guys, when you see the lights come on, all of you jump up and yell surprise!
July 2nd, 2002 at 12:47 pm
As the picture was taken, nobody noticed Forgetful Harry at the back, who was drowning because he had forgotten his oxygen apparatus.
July 2nd, 2002 at 10:49 pm
hey phil i thought u said there were gonna be some horny mermaids down here not seamen
July 3rd, 2002 at 6:18 am
Why Oklahoma doesn’t have their own Navy…
July 3rd, 2002 at 2:22 pm
(BBMAT) Bears Big Men and their Admirers invite you to our annual LUBE PARTY! Novices welcome, but must bring their own toys and furniture.
July 3rd, 2002 at 11:39 am
Aquarium on the planet Zork.
July 3rd, 2002 at 9:32 pm
The S & M sub-group of the Aqualung Club during their own Christmas party 2001.
July 4th, 2002 at 8:33 am
The local scuba club liked to spend their time looking for missing mafia members.
July 5th, 2002 at 1:20 am
Some people will go to any length to see PHISH!
July 5th, 2002 at 7:10 pm
where’s our 10 bucks?
July 6th, 2002 at 4:11 am
Chair: “Help! I’m the only female here!”
July 7th, 2002 at 2:03 am
Aquaman training school motto ‘talkin to fish thats all we do’
July 9th, 2002 at 1:23 am
and they thoght it was going to be a normal orgy
July 9th, 2002 at 1:18 pm
Scuba Steve and Friends!
July 10th, 2002 at 4:29 pm
The last time Ted in Payables was allowed to arrange the annual group photo of the Business Department.
July 18th, 2002 at 5:15 pm
This pic becomes even stranger when you realise they are not under water….
July 21st, 2002 at 8:37 pm
Maybe now the ladies will really want our lovin if we dress in scuba attire and sit in the bottom of a pool…yea!
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:36 pm
Russian underwater ballet team poses for annual party picture.
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:38 pm
Which guy is gonna suck water first…maybe the one without the airtank?
September 21st, 2002 at 9:20 am
guy with hands on his crotch:”Hope this is a black-and-white pic cause i just took a leak…”
October 27th, 2004 at 5:18 am
“Who farted?”
July 3rd, 2002 at 4:51 am
Join the Gay Orgy
New members required
(we’re running out of seamen)
July 3rd, 2002 at 2:14 am
Please, Help us really, we’ve been trapped down here Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
July 3rd, 2002 at 12:28 pm
After stealing Franks scuba gear and hitting Joe over the head several times with a chair, the members of the revolution were shocked to fall for the old “Say Cheese” trick.
July 2nd, 2002 at 9:17 am
Sierra Club stages sit in on site to protest the exploration/exploitation of Atlantis.
July 2nd, 2002 at 4:07 pm
From the makers of “Planet of the Apes” comes “Planet of the Fish”
July 2nd, 2002 at 1:00 pm
“So, if we all together farted now, we’d have a bubble bath!”
July 2nd, 2002 at 2:11 pm
One of Club Med’s failed activities: Underwater Musical Chairs.
July 2nd, 2002 at 2:42 pm
After viewing this photo, Ted (front- middle) finally decided to do something about his overactive bladder.
July 2nd, 2002 at 3:00 pm
The Jacques Cousteau Society’s annual conference.
July 2nd, 2002 at 1:05 pm
At an underwater bachelor party, the bachelor, in the middle, is anxiously anticipating the stripper.
July 2nd, 2002 at 5:41 pm
The ideal way to have a family reunion.
July 2nd, 2002 at 7:07 pm
look at the guy in the middle back he is to cool for a air tank “Gill boy!”
July 2nd, 2002 at 11:07 pm
WTF!!
July 2nd, 2002 at 1:05 pm
1925: As a therapy to forget the tragedy, Titanic survivors visit the the ship for al last time.
July 2nd, 2002 at 8:57 am
orgy