When squirrels go bad
Sorry for the title, I just couldn’t help it.
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July 6th, 2002 at 5:49 am
Budweiser finally found a way to attract children: with every can of Bud you get a free squirrel.
July 4th, 2002 at 11:56 pm
Chipper the squirrel liked to add backwash when the campers weren’t looking.
July 3rd, 2002 at 11:12 am
The next morning, this squirrel woke up in bed with a possum and a serious case of the “coyotes”.
July 3rd, 2002 at 11:52 am
After the devastating forest-fire, many animals forgot their troubles in alcohol.
July 3rd, 2002 at 12:11 pm
Mr.Squirrel just found out what goes best with nuts.
July 8th, 2002 at 5:50 pm
When Bullwinkle returned with the pizza, he went through the usual routine: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a cold beer out of the cooler… what? you pounded the whole twelver again!
July 3rd, 2002 at 9:41 am
9 out of 10 rodents prefer the taste of Bud over Old Style.
July 3rd, 2002 at 11:47 am
Male squirrels are very attracted to the urine of female squirrels. Or something that smells like it.
July 3rd, 2002 at 12:45 pm
Bud, It’s not just for rednecks and Mexicans anymore
July 3rd, 2002 at 9:41 am
Wildlife’s wild life.
July 5th, 2002 at 12:04 am
Scrappy always used a straw because there’s no telling where the human’s lips were last.
July 6th, 2002 at 5:52 am
That same evening Babble was caught driving drunk in his pink Corvette.
July 4th, 2002 at 1:55 am
Even with a generous retirement package and all the telephone wire he could chew on, Rustee the squirrel was never the same after his circus days………..
July 16th, 2002 at 8:25 pm
More when we return to VH1′s “Behind the Music: Alvin and the Chipmunks”
July 22nd, 2002 at 5:42 pm
“now for only 19.95….SQUIRRELS GONE WILD!”
July 3rd, 2002 at 7:05 pm
That’s not a squirrel: It’s an extreme case of “bitter beer face”!
July 4th, 2002 at 2:08 am
Mr.Squirrel just found out what goes best with nuts.
July 4th, 2002 at 9:24 am
The afterpartys on the “Chipmunks X-mas” tour were wild.
July 4th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
Do you know where your beer has been?
July 5th, 2002 at 12:02 am
“Authorities at the CDC are working around the clock to uncover the apparent connection between the current outbreak of bubonic plague and Budweiser.”
July 9th, 2002 at 1:21 am
so this is where all that wildlife society money went..they pissed it all away
July 4th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
SCHHHLURRRP. BURP. Aaaah. BURP. OI JIMMY!! WE NEED MORE A THIS HERE STRONG STUFF! BURP. heh! WWWWIBBIT.
July 3rd, 2002 at 1:44 pm
Scientists discover the cause of decline in squirrel population - “Whiskey Dick”.
July 5th, 2002 at 11:52 am
How Sammy Squirrel eats a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup…
July 9th, 2002 at 5:19 pm
Proof fraternity hazing even exists in the animal kingdom…
July 10th, 2002 at 2:05 am
Following Pepsi’s example,
Budweiser tries their “Bud Challenge” on their new demographic.
July 11th, 2002 at 1:40 am
True.
July 12th, 2002 at 1:34 am
god,i thought they would never go away,i will just have a small sip before they come back.(berp)
July 12th, 2002 at 1:39 am
bud weiser,gods nectar.even the squirrels know that.
July 14th, 2002 at 1:28 am
Rocky drinks up before heading out to intimidate the UCLA students.
July 6th, 2002 at 5:48 am
Hey Bud, I’m still faithfull!
July 3rd, 2002 at 9:16 am
it tastes like burning..
July 3rd, 2002 at 9:39 am
First Bud had the dog…
Then the frogs…
Now squirrels?!
PETA’s gonna get pissed.
July 3rd, 2002 at 9:43 am
Jethro’s attempt to commune with the surrounding wildlife goes over well with the area squirrel community.
July 3rd, 2002 at 9:46 am
Taste tests confirm: nine out of ten scabie covered rabies squirrels prefer the taste of Budweiser.
July 3rd, 2002 at 12:56 pm
Mervin was dimly aware of the chorus of snickers and guffaws from his squirrel buddies as he painfully sucked down the rest of the beer into his now bloated belly. How he wished he would have picked “truth” instead!
July 3rd, 2002 at 1:29 pm
Got Beer?
July 3rd, 2002 at 1:29 pm
Darn! It’s empty too…
July 3rd, 2002 at 3:50 pm
“Frankie” the mob squirrel henchman, chuckles to himself as he opens the second beer drum in preparation of disposing the Budweiser Frogís bodies. No one messes with the Don Ferret and gets away with it.
July 4th, 2002 at 6:49 pm
Squirrels in the posh neighborhood of East Dayton (or Atlantic City)
July 4th, 2002 at 1:58 am
being the gentleman that he is, nutz the squirrel saved the malt liquor for the female rodents.
July 7th, 2002 at 6:27 pm
Joe Pesci’s cool retirement days….
July 4th, 2002 at 2:11 am
“wow that good shit! Got anymore in here?”
July 4th, 2002 at 7:07 am
Budweiser? BUDWEISER?! these people have no taste…
July 4th, 2002 at 10:58 am
Pepsi,… whass Pepsi?
July 5th, 2002 at 1:57 am
next morning he forgot where he left his nuts.
July 5th, 2002 at 10:31 am
Drunk of his nuts
July 5th, 2002 at 1:04 pm
Heavy drinking allways caused Jed to get a bit squirrely
July 5th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
finally some good beer!
July 6th, 2002 at 1:04 pm
Careful there, Sparky. Last time you got drunk you woke up with a prarie dog.
July 7th, 2002 at 2:04 am
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
July 10th, 2002 at 12:03 am
staggers woah…dude! I knew I could make a bong out of this! puff wooooo
July 12th, 2002 at 10:17 am
“98 bottles of beer on the wall,98 bottles of beeeer”
July 17th, 2002 at 4:25 pm
Hey, I’m just a squirrel trying to find a bud.
July 19th, 2002 at 11:33 pm
Timmy no! You dont know where those humans mouths have been!
July 24th, 2002 at 4:42 am
and ladies& gentleman the last test for Sammy the squirrel on animal surviver tonight- is to slam this beer, crunch the can against his head,& belch the national anthem
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:33 pm
What squirrels do when they run out of blow.
September 20th, 2002 at 12:28 pm
Waddaya all looking at?Ever tried to drink out of a can with these frontteeth…
July 3rd, 2002 at 11:58 am
Budweiser, a beer for the stuffed-up.
July 3rd, 2002 at 12:24 pm
And people say Joe Camel was bad!
July 3rd, 2002 at 1:22 pm
I’ve been blowin’ for the last half hour, but I still don’t feel a thing. Man, I tell you, this blowin’ sucks!
July 3rd, 2002 at 2:31 pm
Even scabie covered rabid squirrels won’t drink Old Style.
July 4th, 2002 at 8:11 am
I’m gettin’ some pussy tonight
July 7th, 2002 at 2:39 am
Damn! Sharron You Are Starting To Look Good!!!!!!!!!!!!