Male Cat?
Forget lifting up the tail, if your cat behaves like this, you know it’s a male.
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July 9th, 2002 at 1:43 pm
After Norman was laid off from the
cat-nip factory, he drowned his sorrows the best he knew how: a cold beer and Heathcliff reruns…
July 8th, 2002 at 11:59 am
Bob realized the cat had replaced him when he arrived home to Snowball surfing the channels and drinking a Bud. True, True.
July 8th, 2002 at 5:32 pm
What your cat is really doing while you are at work.
July 8th, 2002 at 12:34 pm
Ronald wondered why he hadn’t heard the cat the whole day, and then he stood up…
July 8th, 2002 at 11:58 am
I’ve got the remote, I’ve got the remote… ninner, ninner, ninner!
July 8th, 2002 at 12:42 pm
Beer? Ok. Remote? Ok. Damn, forgotten the Mice Crackers.
July 8th, 2002 at 12:31 pm
If I really have to sit here to shoot that stupid American Funniest Home Video, at least I can shit on the couch.
July 9th, 2002 at 9:22 am
Married with kittens:
Al Bundy doing what he does best.
July 10th, 2002 at 3:56 am
Just neutured, Fluffy tries to reclaim his manhood.
July 8th, 2002 at 6:47 pm
Ed finally discovered who was hiding the remote and drinking all the beer.
August 2nd, 2002 at 10:11 am
David Crosby: Behind the Music
March 21st, 2003 at 12:09 pm
Meanwhile, you’ll find the owner playing with a ball of aluminum foil in the litter box
July 8th, 2002 at 2:40 pm
When the vet suggested Ted keep Mr. Whiskers entertained…he did the best he knew how.
July 9th, 2002 at 1:38 pm
not one to be outdone by a squirrel, whiskers decided to get plastered on warm beer and do his own centerfold.
July 25th, 2002 at 9:17 am
WHAT?! You have never seen a cat with a remote and a beer watching TV?
July 8th, 2002 at 12:18 pm
yeah, bastards laugh, but at least i’ve got a famous pussy.
July 9th, 2002 at 2:14 am
Planet of the Cats
July 9th, 2002 at 4:20 pm
500 Channels and there is still nothing on TV!
July 9th, 2002 at 5:08 pm
…ready for a “lap” dance…
July 12th, 2002 at 11:04 am
Homer Simpson’s Cat
July 8th, 2002 at 10:49 am
Fluffy! I told you to quit watching those ‘Married With Children’ Re-runs!
July 9th, 2002 at 7:25 am
While the humans are away, the cat will play…er, drink beer and watch tv.
July 8th, 2002 at 6:27 pm
BURP! Ahhhh yeah this is the life!!!
July 8th, 2002 at 8:34 pm
Ive Never Seen A Siamese Cat DO that before!!!
July 9th, 2002 at 1:31 am
cat i told you not to watch porn with out you husband marshy unless you suck his mum out of her mind.
July 9th, 2002 at 1:57 pm
A little while later, a dark feathered rooster came along and the pair made a movie called “Black Cocks and White Pussy”
July 9th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
damnit……the bitch stopped in the middle of my blow job…so whats left for me to do but get drunk and watch ma’ pornos…
July 10th, 2002 at 9:49 am
bud light, the beer that pulls the ‘high quality’ pussy
July 10th, 2002 at 4:21 pm
You wanna know the real joke, pal? My owner thinks this is goddamned funny. The next joker who laughs gets his goddamned face clawed.
July 10th, 2002 at 9:24 pm
Little kitty foo foo likes to sit and poo poo….!
July 11th, 2002 at 1:39 am
True.
July 11th, 2002 at 3:43 am
And Phil actually wonders why his wife won’t let him babysit their newborn?
July 11th, 2002 at 9:15 am
When did the trouble begin? Let me tell you. They took me to the vet, they gave me this gas that made me pass out. Took me home and sat me down with a beer and the remote. It’s when I tried to scratch my balls the trouble started.
July 11th, 2002 at 12:03 pm
A pussy that plays with itself.
July 12th, 2002 at 10:20 am
Hey hopney, does my butt look big?
July 12th, 2002 at 11:05 am
Screw the Meow mix, bring on the beer.
July 16th, 2002 at 11:57 am
hmm out of beer. maybe if i can just find the engry to look down the sides for some change i can buy another… ergh hmmmph
ah bugger it!
hey i love lucy is starting!
July 14th, 2002 at 2:06 am
All you ever do is roam in your litter box these days. What about my needs? Are you even listening to me?
July 14th, 2002 at 4:20 pm
Well, time to kill a baby human
July 17th, 2002 at 11:53 am
One word - W-A-S-T-E-D
July 21st, 2002 at 1:29 pm
Put the clicker on PAWS, I need more beer!
July 24th, 2002 at 4:18 am
ok let me see,got the beers,porn,all I need now is some pussy!
July 25th, 2002 at 3:53 am
Cat: Oh, this is such an obvious masturbation joke. Meow.
July 27th, 2002 at 12:00 am
O.k. I see a pussy joke…
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:32 pm
nah honey….i dont feel like sex now…you start without me and i’ll be there in 15.
August 10th, 2002 at 10:51 am
after ‘Cats & Dogs’, Mr Tinkles didn’t get many scripts coming through the mail.
May 5th, 2003 at 9:50 pm
I cant find the descovery chanel
July 1st, 2003 at 6:36 pm
Well they do say that after a while animals start to look like there owners you can see the example this cat has had to follow…………get us another beer luv
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:49 pm
Ya you drink beer.. but your still a PUSSY!
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:50 pm
Ya you drink beer… But your still a PUSSY!
October 27th, 2004 at 5:20 am
“Bugger! Still no opposable thumb! Somebody change the channel!”
April 9th, 2007 at 11:47 am
A taste of the future when mice are extinct.
April 7th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I has many cheezburger.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
You see me like this, you gotta wonder what those squirels are doing right now.
July 8th, 2002 at 10:39 am
Ooooh i love this kitty porn.
July 8th, 2002 at 11:25 am
Hey wait a minute. This porno video “Beautiful Pussy” isn’t about cats!
July 8th, 2002 at 12:29 pm
If I really have to sit here to shoot that stoopid American Funniest Home Video, at least I can shit on the couch.
July 8th, 2002 at 1:52 pm
Beer, pussy and a remote..what else is there?
July 8th, 2002 at 5:31 pm
What your cat is really going while you’re at work.
July 8th, 2002 at 6:20 pm
Once neutered ( or married ), a male cat can lose interest in activities that it previously loved.
July 8th, 2002 at 9:18 pm
Cat thinking. “Man, my owner hs to get his computer fixed, or get start get some better porn on tape.”
July 9th, 2002 at 1:27 am
MARSHY, got lucky with a bit of pussy
July 9th, 2002 at 1:30 am
ma, get me the chips on the fridge and also the beef cakes in the oven bitch now!!!!,and also get me another beer bitch……..zzzzzzzzzz…..zzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 10th, 2002 at 4:58 am
This is how funny contrived jokes are.
July 9th, 2002 at 5:01 pm
What is this ? There’s a picture of a PUSSY all LAID out on a RUBBER couch in front of the BOOB tube, watching a COCK fight, while his toy BALLS CUM rolling across the floor,LIKE WILD MONKEYS IN HEAT !! And people say I’m a sexual deviant ?!