Take that!
It appears that the Palestinians are threatening Israel’s existence again. With rocks, again.
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July 11th, 2002 at 5:31 am
I Choose you!!
ANTI-TANK-A-MON!!
July 13th, 2002 at 3:18 pm
“Watch out!He’s got a brick!”
July 10th, 2002 at 2:20 pm
Sadly, the annual “Running With The Tanks” in Hebron never really caught on.
July 19th, 2002 at 11:18 pm
Upon arriving in Paradise, little Abu was surprised to learn that the consensus among his 72 virgins was that he was an idiot.
July 10th, 2002 at 4:16 pm
“Now if I can just hit that one vulnerable spot on the monster’s exoskeleton…”
July 11th, 2002 at 6:26 am
I don’t like your rules. I’m taking my ball and going home!
July 24th, 2002 at 2:22 am
it worked in The Last Crusade….
June 29th, 2006 at 5:43 am
This seasons winner from Palistinian TVs new hit gameshow,
“So, You Want to be a Meat Puzzle?”
July 11th, 2002 at 3:38 am
To help better relations between the Isrealis and Palestinians the United States suggested a friendly game of baseball. Of course the rules were slightly altered to make it easier for the children to apply the game to something they were familiar with.
July 11th, 2002 at 1:54 pm
Every time you masturbate, God kills another rock throwing dumbass. Please, think of the dumbasses.
July 22nd, 2002 at 4:51 am
HURRY UP AND TAKE THE GODDAM PICTURE WILL YA! I’VE BEEN SPOTTED!
July 25th, 2002 at 4:14 am
Hey! Now this is fun! Sure as hell beats throwing rocks at pop cans!
September 4th, 2004 at 3:40 pm
Elite Taliban Shock-Trooper Ai Ben Tanquebayte seconds before a 3rd Army M-1 rendered him unable to wear his Nikes…..
September 7th, 2004 at 3:00 pm
Tank Driver: Dodgeball time…bitch.
July 12th, 2002 at 4:39 am
After the All Star Game the crowd didn’t want to leave….untill the National Guard showed up!!
July 10th, 2002 at 2:49 pm
Little Akmed takes one giant leap from bravery into sheer stupidity
July 11th, 2002 at 7:34 am
Sure, it’s funny until someones eye comes out.
July 11th, 2002 at 10:58 am
Sadly, Hassam was about to learn why no one in his mime troop had ever survived the “throw an imaginary hand grenade at an oncoming tank” gig…
July 12th, 2002 at 2:59 pm
Akmed had forgotten to pick up the white flag before standing in front of the tank. It was only after it didn’t stopped he worked out his error.
July 12th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
I do not throw like a girl !
July 22nd, 2002 at 6:40 pm
Party @ Arafat’s house, Bring your own Grenades! … pass it on!
July 23rd, 2002 at 2:38 pm
Carnival Games
July 25th, 2002 at 3:37 am
Well, this worked better than the squirt guns everyone told me to use.
July 26th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
Due to the new rules regarding uniforms, sliding into home took on a whole different meaning.
September 18th, 2002 at 12:07 pm
One man CAN make a difference !
September 22nd, 2002 at 3:41 pm
Acme exploding rocks?! They’re Acme quality duds
September 23rd, 2002 at 8:50 pm
Israeli: all your land are belong to us!!
Israeli: you have no chance to survive, make your time!!
kid: what you say??
January 8th, 2004 at 11:32 am
you’ll run boy
September 4th, 2004 at 4:39 am
little joesheph came to the conclusion that the story of david an goliath doesnt apply to tanks
September 7th, 2004 at 6:30 am
Lift plzzzz
November 6th, 2004 at 9:28 pm
Hey Kid!
Hey Kid!
Do you know what we call slow Rock
Chucking Palestians….TANK TREAD TURDS…..
April 1st, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Honistly kid , sticks and stones WILL NOT break my bones.
June 29th, 2006 at 5:40 am
In the Gaza High Class of 2002 yearbook, Hassan was voted “Most likely to become Pink Mist”.
July 10th, 2002 at 5:52 pm
Hey Mr tank man if you give me a minute . I will pick up all these rocks , so you can have a smoother ride
July 10th, 2002 at 2:18 pm
“Hassahm” is about to develop an allergy to tank treds.
July 10th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
An Israeli tank breaks up another unauthorized game of touch football in the West Bank.
July 10th, 2002 at 2:58 pm
And congratulations go to UPS photographer Dean Hughes for taking the historic 100,000th cliche “Arab kid throwing a rock at a tank” picture.
July 10th, 2002 at 3:46 pm
Achbar realized far too late that he had tossed away the anti-tank grenade and kept the pin instead.
July 10th, 2002 at 7:01 pm
i’m a little tea pot…
July 10th, 2002 at 9:02 pm
Jahmal pracitices for his lead role in the upcoming Palestinian “urban-era” version of David and Goliath,
go get that giant Jahmal!
July 11th, 2002 at 4:25 pm
Come on, I’ll race you!
July 10th, 2002 at 9:47 pm
A friendly local pointing out directions to an Israeli tourist. “Oh sure, Arafat lives right over there.”
July 11th, 2002 at 12:18 am
“It is just like the ring toss at the state fair”, thought Hassahm. “Now if I can only get this rock into the turret, I might be able to trade in all the little stuffed animals for the big one.î
July 11th, 2002 at 12:28 am
When The Macy’s Parade gets out of hand
July 11th, 2002 at 1:15 am
Gunner sargeant Smith enjoyed a good laugh at the boy until the rock found it’s way down the barrel and broke his nose
July 11th, 2002 at 4:07 am
And a hook-shot! my that was close…
July 17th, 2002 at 5:42 pm
AP Jerusalem Palestine: There are some Jihadnicks who feel that the younger generation is taking a too easy path to martyrdom.
July 11th, 2002 at 8:10 am
alright, first one to die losses, i’ll go first
July 11th, 2002 at 10:12 am
…yout take your left arm out, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around….
July 11th, 2002 at 10:50 am
You mess with the bull.. you get the horns.
July 11th, 2002 at 10:31 pm
going by all the captions, hassahm has overtaken mohammad as the most popular name in the middle east…
July 12th, 2002 at 1:28 am
put the rock down or we will shoot.
July 12th, 2002 at 2:20 am
yer,come on,i took down a one eyed giant last time.
July 12th, 2002 at 2:27 am
get back you,these rocks aren’t as good as dad said. i might have to sit in the road and try to block them.
July 13th, 2002 at 2:27 pm
At the very least, civilian AT rock-throwing teams should aim at the tank’s side where the armor is less robust
July 15th, 2002 at 7:35 pm
Fetch boy!!!
July 16th, 2002 at 12:32 pm
What little Omar DIDN’T know, was that tanks shoot exploding rocks.
July 17th, 2002 at 7:50 pm
“Don’t move, they can’t see you if you don’t move!”
July 17th, 2002 at 9:08 pm
“Shot for Shot” - Palestinian edition
July 22nd, 2002 at 4:45 am
The only difference between men and boys? - the size of their toys!
July 27th, 2002 at 4:48 pm
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!
July 28th, 2002 at 12:16 am
i want to join this group
thanx
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:31 pm
Quick….the tank wash is only open for another 15 minutes….this way!
September 1st, 2002 at 11:28 pm
a clear demonstration of why these are the people who no nothing more than how to make NIKE shoes
September 21st, 2002 at 9:17 am
According to the muslim sharia unfaithfull wom…tanks should be stoned to death
September 21st, 2002 at 9:18 am
1-2-3 piano…
You moved ur turret ur out!
September 30th, 2002 at 8:56 pm
a inch in diameter rock-free
long sleeve shirt in the desert-hot
standing in front of a tankwith a rock-STUPID
May 10th, 2003 at 6:01 pm
lets see what you have weinnie arm
May 19th, 2003 at 1:03 pm
The photographer realized a little too late standing behind the kid wasn’t such a good idea.
June 8th, 2003 at 10:48 am
Zoweej, precies in die loops daaro
June 9th, 2003 at 1:03 pm
David versus Goliath, the modern version.
October 30th, 2004 at 10:06 am
habib and his weapons of mass sedimentation
June 2nd, 2004 at 7:38 pm
Steeeeeeeeerike 3 yer out bambambambambambambambambambmabambambambammbam
September 14th, 2004 at 7:11 pm
Im from the streets of G-A-Z-A
….BEAAAATCCH
November 6th, 2004 at 9:27 pm
Hey Kid!
Hey Kid!
Do you know what we call slow Rock
Chucking Palestians….TANK TREAD TURDS…..
October 7th, 2004 at 3:44 pm
Sometimes an army of one just isn’t enough.
October 27th, 2004 at 1:59 pm
Billy was never seen again…whole
October 30th, 2005 at 6:45 pm
10 seconds after this picture was taken, the driver asks the tank commander: “Did we hit something?”
July 11th, 2002 at 9:29 pm
VAI T¡ FUDER!!!
N?O TENHO MEDO DE ARMAS!!!
July 10th, 2002 at 1:27 pm
Hassahm loved the story of David and Goliath as a child. He always wished he could live it for real.
July 12th, 2002 at 10:13 am
A 3 million dollar automatic ball pitcher for my birthday! Thanks Dad*
July 15th, 2002 at 8:00 pm
Tank Commander: “Stand still, boy… that’s it… driver, floor it!”
July 24th, 2002 at 4:32 am
” Ya got jumper leads,sweet,my Lada is over here”!
July 10th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
“That new pitcher sure has a strange way of training, bobby”
July 10th, 2002 at 9:23 pm
Tag, you’re it!
July 11th, 2002 at 11:06 pm
Tinammen Square II.
July 12th, 2002 at 3:33 am
And i forgot another thing, those “innocent kids” are responsable for 50% of the terror, yeah arab fathers actually send their kids to die out of greed, who is the asshole now ? prick.
July 12th, 2002 at 10:48 pm
Hold it! I think you’re gonna like this picture.
July 15th, 2002 at 9:09 pm
David and Golias of Modern Ages
July 16th, 2002 at 9:37 am
PULL OVER CLOWN RANDOM RBT
July 11th, 2002 at 4:06 am
The kid:”now be sorry! i’ll use it!”
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the kid:”hey bitch, this is how i banged your wife and spanked in the booty last night.. oopss..”
July 22nd, 2002 at 6:44 am
“sir why did we got away from the group?” “there was a kid in front of the tank!” “then why didnt you just run over him?” “i tried but he run into the city…”
July 11th, 2002 at 12:34 am
After enrolling in a tank driving school in Ramallah, an American with a student visa practices maneuvers on a future suicide bomber.
July 11th, 2002 at 5:12 am
Incredible. The Israeli’s think they are Super Humans (just like Adolf thaught of the Germans) and still they have to fight innocent kids with tanks. Seems like cutting a piece of your dick makes you a coward.