Fear
Do you suppose he’s making this face because he’s scared of rocks?
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July 12th, 2002 at 10:41 am
“ooooohhh right in the mommy daddy button!”
August 10th, 2002 at 10:34 am
“Sir, Mr Sheron sent this, the biggest tampon in the world for the biggest pussy in the world”
May 28th, 2005 at 3:15 pm
Yasser Arafat after a night with Michael Jackson
July 12th, 2002 at 1:55 pm
Where will you be when your laxative starts working?
July 28th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
After searching for weeks…….Arafat dicovered
an OVER ABSORBANT TAMPON is what killed his wife,
not asassins.
July 25th, 2002 at 4:10 am
It appears that the Pilsbury Dough Boy couldn’t find a bathroom in time.
November 1st, 2004 at 8:31 pm
Scene from Godfather IV, this time with a different part of the horse in bed.
July 24th, 2002 at 2:20 am
He really hated what Trading Spaces did to his bedroom.
July 12th, 2002 at 2:56 pm
You say that’s a typical US condom size??
July 12th, 2002 at 7:02 pm
“Who took the chocolate mint on my pillow?!”
August 5th, 2002 at 6:12 pm
holy shit!
your going to shove that up my arse?
July 25th, 2002 at 3:50 am
What the!?…… oh no….. my wife’s been using her “SPECIAL” pillows again.
July 25th, 2002 at 2:25 pm
Welcome to the Four Seasons, Mr. Arafat. We’ve taken the liberty of sprinkling debris on your bed to make you feel more at home. Checkout time is 11 a.m.
July 13th, 2002 at 10:45 pm
“But Katie Couric made a colonoscopy look like fun!”
July 17th, 2002 at 7:11 pm
I’m not sleeping on the wet spot again!
July 22nd, 2002 at 7:22 pm
“Bugger me, I ain’t sleepin’ on that.”
July 26th, 2002 at 2:22 am
what you CAN’T see is Arafat’s getting a cavity search.
October 8th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
Who dropped a deuce in my bed!?
October 8th, 2002 at 6:38 pm
Arafat caught bending over to fart…
November 6th, 2004 at 5:58 am
They pulled harder and harder when trying to take out the duvet.
July 14th, 2002 at 1:25 pm
Arafat’s aides have a little fun with the old man by convincing him that his doctors are insisting on giving him a suppository…
July 19th, 2002 at 6:30 pm
Released from “House Arrest”, none of the PLO had the guts to tell Arafat the Israeli’s had already removed the toothpicks from his eyelids…
July 24th, 2002 at 3:37 pm
Oh no, The things you see when you have forgotten your pistol at home.
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:30 pm
President Perez?, wakey wakey…its time to play war or peace…
October 8th, 2002 at 7:46 pm
Ok, who’s turd is that on my sheets?!
November 18th, 2002 at 6:53 pm
Is that a bomb or a pillow at this time arafat was afraid that someone was trying to do servalince on his balls
March 7th, 2003 at 2:41 am
I guess he wanted the honeymoon suite… who’s that behind him?
August 7th, 2003 at 4:18 am
THEY DO MAKE GRET DILDO’S!!!!!
January 8th, 2004 at 11:31 am
sorry guys, I had a little accident tonight…
October 30th, 2004 at 10:07 am
those hotel bastards didnt leave a mint
November 1st, 2004 at 7:37 pm
Shit!!
Does that tag on the pillow say
MADE IN ISRAEL!!!!
November 10th, 2004 at 7:37 am
Allah’u'Akbar! I’m sure that’s Saddam’s and Osama’s sperms!!
February 29th, 2008 at 6:08 am
avenged sevenfold evil
July 12th, 2002 at 7:03 pm
Accompanied by friends and faculty, Yaser Arafat revisits the motel room where he lost his virginity 80 years ago following the Jahl’quedar High school prom.
July 13th, 2002 at 12:58 am
I’m not lying…I swear to you, the Boogey Man was just here…and he was trying to get me!!….You must have scared him away when you turned on the lights.
July 13th, 2002 at 9:16 am
Where’s my Teddy Bear?!?!?!?!?
July 14th, 2002 at 1:19 am
This is a travesty–those bed linens clash with the throw rug.
July 14th, 2002 at 2:08 am
Somebody get the vaseline, we got a bleeder!
July 14th, 2002 at 4:02 pm
Goodness! If I had been sleeping here when the Israelis attacked, I may have been covered in flaked paint chips and splinters. Allahu Akbar!
July 15th, 2002 at 6:38 am
arafat is not scared that he is being put in the oldfolks home….look wot the guy behind him is doin to him,…..”wink, wink” if ya know wot i mean!!!!!!!!!!!
July 15th, 2002 at 9:27 am
when his invisible girlfriend stripped, Arafat realised she was really a he…
July 16th, 2002 at 9:20 am
ARAFFAT TRAINS THE IRAQI HEAD LICE TORTURE TROOP AND REALISES 2 HAS ESCAPED AND ARE CRAWLING UP HIS INNER LEG
July 17th, 2002 at 7:55 pm
“Ahmed, that better not be what I think it is!!!”
July 17th, 2002 at 10:38 pm
The relationship had soured of late, but somehow he was still shocked to find the “Dear Yasser” letter next to his pillow.
July 18th, 2002 at 6:19 am
look! i told you it wouldnt fit!
July 19th, 2002 at 11:29 am
Most of these captions suck harder than a baby on a nipple of Pamela Anderson, thinks Arafat.
July 20th, 2002 at 8:59 pm
Where the F*CK are my 300-count sheets?!
July 22nd, 2002 at 4:40 am
Shit! they took my chocolates!
July 30th, 2002 at 12:04 am
Extreme Necrophiliac Yasser tries to decide whos bones it will be for tonight……Lady Diana or Janis Joplin?
May 10th, 2003 at 6:14 pm
ia this what the plo call the reach around
July 15th, 2002 at 11:56 am
“Good thing I have a large supply of babywipes on my nightstand to clean up after this”
July 12th, 2002 at 9:29 am
Arafat passes the world record kidney stone.
July 12th, 2002 at 10:08 am
OHH! Lace! Gotta Love it!!
July 12th, 2002 at 10:46 am
i can’t stand up or else they will all see my bonner
July 12th, 2002 at 10:57 am
It wasn’t until his friend’s intervention that Yasser suddenly realized they were right: his sheets were disgustingly crusty and needed to be changed.
July 12th, 2002 at 1:37 pm
The tooth fairy really IS a fairy!!!!
July 12th, 2002 at 12:02 pm
Arafat realizing that the Exlax he took 12 hours ago might be working now.
July 12th, 2002 at 1:32 pm
When Arafat saw the sausage shaped cushion, he remembered Ahmed, his gay room-mate in college.
July 12th, 2002 at 1:33 pm
Wearing a towel stimulates dandruff.
July 12th, 2002 at 1:48 pm
I should not have eaten Taco Bell today.
July 12th, 2002 at 3:53 pm
Arafat knew there was something fishy about this particular proctology exam when he realized the doctor started the ìinspectionî and both his hands were around his waist.
July 12th, 2002 at 4:32 pm
(After Arafat farts fire)
Cameraman #1: Hey! He’s like Rudolph!
(for you South Park Fans)
July 12th, 2002 at 6:57 pm
Yaser Arafat didn’t approve of the latest invention by Palestinian scientists. Despite boasting room for over 20 underfed soldiers, Arafat complained that the new “army-in-a-bag” would not fit in his overhead compartment on airline flights.
July 13th, 2002 at 3:37 am
I will use only my brain force against this cushion! come on take my picture in this large mind-battle! (Later that day arrafat was arrested in a day-care place when trying to to fight the fence .. or that’s what he said..)
July 13th, 2002 at 6:21 am
Arafat is staggered when he sees the remains of an ambitious student at the Suicide Bomber School.
July 14th, 2002 at 11:01 pm
as my pal ozzy ozbourne would say-”GODDAMMIT SHARON, THE DOG PISSED ON THE BED AGAIN!!!”
July 15th, 2002 at 12:17 am
and suddenly, as she tends to do, Martha Stewart posessed Yaser Arafat, making him tear his assistants to pieces for allowing him to stay in a room with such poor lighting
July 16th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
“Wait a sec, I don’t have to pose in this room: my bed’s in tact”
November 1st, 2004 at 7:38 pm
Shit!!
Does that tag on the pillow say
MADE IN ISRAEL!!!!
October 18th, 2004 at 10:51 am
…and this is where Monica and President Clinton…nevermind…
July 17th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
Arafat was shocked when he at last discovered linens could be used for something other than headware.
July 12th, 2002 at 7:36 pm
Arafat hates it when his cat leaves its hairballs on his bed.
July 12th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
Motel Six–never again!
July 12th, 2002 at 11:25 am
Arafat, getting it in the ass, anticipating the reacharound.