“..Should you or any member of your team be captured or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of this mission.This motorcycle will self-destruct in five seconds.”
This helmet is probably capable of at least lessening a 300,000 Joules impact significantly. That added to the dampening effect of the cranium should render this guy safe from direct brain-related injuries.
Suddenly, the repressed memories of driver’s ed movies such as “Hamburger Face” and “Silly Putty” came bounding out of his subconcious, and at that precise moment, he realized that it was not worth Danny’s 5 bucks.
July 16th, 2002 at 6:00 pm
Hey look, a penny!
July 17th, 2002 at 12:53 pm
It’s hard to be accepted in society when you’re the Multi-Colored Neon Power Ranger.
July 13th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
At age 103, and with 327 broken bones, Evel Knievel’s only remaining stunt was jumping over his own motorcycle.
July 13th, 2002 at 11:35 am
His last thought was; “So that’s what that button does . . .”
July 14th, 2002 at 1:21 pm
One gets the impression that he’s NOT going to “stick the dismount.”
July 13th, 2002 at 1:41 am
Now if I can just land back on it, that’ll really impress them!!!
July 13th, 2002 at 6:16 am
Thanks to his ballet training Jeffrey knows to fall with style.
July 15th, 2002 at 7:26 pm
“..Should you or any member of your team be captured or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of this mission.This motorcycle will self-destruct in five seconds.”
July 25th, 2002 at 3:59 am
The alternative crash-test dummy.
July 17th, 2002 at 7:00 pm
And this kids is why you don’t eat Mexican food in spandex right before a race.
July 14th, 2002 at 2:25 pm
“Believe it or not, I’m walking on air…”
July 16th, 2002 at 4:43 am
Maybe..If I flap a little harder?
July 25th, 2002 at 3:47 am
This is the part where I say “Oops,” right? Oh yeah.
July 25th, 2002 at 3:58 am
To those who thought it wasn’t possible to crash by running over a sunflower seed, on a moving vehicle….YOU’RE WRONG!
July 13th, 2002 at 3:30 am
It’s a Bird,
It’s a Plane,
It’ssss………. DEAD.
July 13th, 2002 at 1:58 pm
Stuntman Steve liked a joke now and then. But that the crew had taken away the mattress he would land on, was NOT funny at all.
July 14th, 2002 at 4:16 pm
Floyd didn’t get the concept of motorcycle jumping
July 19th, 2002 at 11:34 am
If they really invent such lame captions, I’m out of here, thinks the motorcyclist.
May 31st, 2006 at 1:10 am
Oh hell yeah first I learnt how to ride a bike…..now look I can fly…..
July 14th, 2002 at 12:34 am
Ninja defeats racing motorbike with flying side-kick
July 13th, 2002 at 10:15 am
Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can….
July 13th, 2002 at 11:03 am
Hold my beer and watch this!
July 15th, 2002 at 7:17 am
“Whoa! No more refried beans for breakfast EVER!”
July 16th, 2002 at 7:59 pm
this is going to hurt
July 17th, 2002 at 7:37 am
Joe was warned that eatting 30 White Castle burgers and chasing it back with Beer has an Explosive result. Poor Timing hey Joe!
July 17th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
Whooooops! My fault!
July 17th, 2002 at 7:49 pm
“Okay, this time I’ll do it… backwards!”
July 21st, 2002 at 8:33 pm
And they said white men cant jump, HA!
July 22nd, 2002 at 8:59 am
“Who ordered the road pizza?!?”
July 24th, 2002 at 6:13 pm
Halfway into the first turn, The Pretender remembered that he had no idea how to ride a motorcycle.
August 16th, 2002 at 2:05 pm
Bill decided he didn’t need no stinkin bike…he could do the long jump over those bales of hay!
June 2nd, 2004 at 7:40 pm
kiss live in concert
September 7th, 2004 at 8:44 pm
“You know it’s times like this that I’m glad I got thoughs Adamantium bones…”
July 13th, 2002 at 9:36 am
Look Ma!!! No Hands!!!!!
July 13th, 2002 at 6:52 pm
Stanley made a mental note to cancel Amtrak as his sponsor.
August 1st, 2002 at 4:36 am
Stuart was all smiles as he turned to his Mom, “Look what I can do!”
July 13th, 2002 at 6:16 pm
It was then that Tony regretted not being prepared with a repentance speech ahead of time.
July 14th, 2002 at 9:17 am
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
July 15th, 2002 at 6:34 am
spiderman realizes he must use his ability to jump really high to ecape ertain doom
July 15th, 2002 at 1:47 pm
Now you go under my legs!
July 15th, 2002 at 9:08 pm
And now introducing the man that can run faster then the motorbyke
July 15th, 2002 at 11:14 pm
Move over Matrix! We have a new Chosen One! Thats if his nuts arent in his head by now.
July 16th, 2002 at 9:27 am
EEEEEEEKK!!! A MOUSE
July 17th, 2002 at 1:55 pm
Ooooooooooooo…. ****
July 17th, 2002 at 9:23 pm
oh shit!my right arm is still with the bike!
July 18th, 2002 at 6:06 am
the New and Improved Suntman Stan toy: Broken Bones come Separatly!
July 19th, 2002 at 2:22 am
PASS THE BEER
July 24th, 2002 at 7:35 am
crashdance
July 21st, 2002 at 5:43 pm
Shit! Now I know I’m giong to be late.
July 21st, 2002 at 1:05 pm
Tragedy visits the First Annual Gay Motorcycle Rodeo as Kermit Brock is thrown from his mount before the eight seconds are up.
July 22nd, 2002 at 5:41 pm
…(song) Fly like an eagle…
July 23rd, 2002 at 2:31 pm
The Thoughts of The Winner
July 24th, 2002 at 4:13 am
they said “if the key wont work,jump start it?”
July 24th, 2002 at 3:39 pm
You may be able to jump puddles, but I can jump bikes. Sorry Alan.
July 26th, 2002 at 2:03 pm
Mike’s transition to the floor exercise did not go quite like it did in practice.
July 27th, 2002 at 4:09 pm
I hope the nurses are hot.
July 27th, 2002 at 4:12 pm
I hope the nurses are hot.
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:29 pm
The marriage of ballet and motorcycle racing now combined into a full contact sport….Sunday on NBC….
September 18th, 2002 at 12:06 pm
Stunt mans new move, jumping
over your own motorcycle at
100mph !
September 30th, 2002 at 8:51 pm
As life flashed before his eyes he saw a life that was wasted on tryin to make the most horidious ways to crash and break bones
October 3rd, 2002 at 10:43 am
Famous last words; “Hey, watch this!”
May 10th, 2003 at 12:59 am
Very good..
May 15th, 2003 at 8:56 am
Micheal Jackson’s Latest Dance Move…..
May 29th, 2003 at 12:10 am
Ironicly his last thought before impact was R Kelly’s “Fly like an eagle”
June 9th, 2003 at 1:05 pm
Is this R.Kelly? Who believes, he can fly?
July 25th, 2003 at 10:57 pm
Ya, it’s bad.
September 21st, 2003 at 7:53 pm
“im like a bird”…
January 8th, 2004 at 11:30 am
MA! watch, didn’t I told you I could fly! oh what a beautiful take off…
(*yezzz extra dollars from the sponsors fot spectacle :p)
December 4th, 2004 at 2:00 am
HUZZAH!
September 4th, 2004 at 4:44 am
as his life flashed before his eyes the only thing he could remember was that hed left the gas on
September 4th, 2004 at 3:34 pm
Scene from the Bolshoi Ballet’s “Swan Lake–2004″…dancer Yigvigni Yanagoulek treds air during the ‘Dance of the Motos’……
August 11th, 2005 at 10:49 pm
i have a bout three seconds to think of sum thing, oh shit, “SPLAT”
March 30th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
After 50 years of serching and amost loosing hope , Steve spots his right arm on the edge of the track and simple cant wait any longer.
July 31st, 2002 at 7:11 am
The latest military weapon: The Invisible Wall
July 13th, 2002 at 6:41 am
Oswald got tired of his nerd days at school. So he invented a way to impress the cheerleaders at the other side of the sports field.
July 13th, 2002 at 12:54 am
Well I guess the velcro on the motorcycle seat experiment is shot in the ass!!!
July 13th, 2002 at 9:17 am
Able to leap speeding motorcycles in a single bound… It’s the Helmeted Super Hero!
July 13th, 2002 at 3:00 am
It was then that he decided that the splits were more painful than crashing with the bike.
July 13th, 2002 at 6:11 am
Then William realises he has forgotten his parachute.
July 13th, 2002 at 12:50 pm
What the…???
Hey! Where’d my bike go? It was just here a second ago.
July 13th, 2002 at 2:15 pm
This helmet is probably capable of at least lessening a 300,000 Joules impact significantly. That added to the dampening effect of the cranium should render this guy safe from direct brain-related injuries.
July 13th, 2002 at 7:23 pm
stop, drop and roll
July 14th, 2002 at 7:08 am
“What?! I don’t get a pay rise?! Well, then I go on strike, mate”, were the last words of Moe the Motorbike.
July 14th, 2002 at 4:07 pm
“Yo, dis nigga shoulda hit ‘da Ruff Ryders Racing Academy. Holla!” -DMX, rapper, ex-con, and motorcycle aficionado
July 15th, 2002 at 12:10 am
Suddenly, the repressed memories of driver’s ed movies such as “Hamburger Face” and “Silly Putty” came bounding out of his subconcious, and at that precise moment, he realized that it was not worth Danny’s 5 bucks.
July 13th, 2002 at 8:05 am
mom…i can flyyyyyyyy……
July 13th, 2002 at 2:04 pm
As a joke, Zac’s friends attached a cord to his bike. So when he took off, Zac went one way and the bike went the other way.