Brain Sucker
A new bread of killer brain eating moth is spreading across the world. We are doomed.
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July 16th, 2002 at 7:44 am
Notice how the moth tries to adapt to camoflage itself in it’s surroundings…
July 17th, 2002 at 1:20 pm
Early concept drawings for the “Silence of the Lambs” movie poster produced mixed results.
July 14th, 2002 at 4:58 pm
The relatively new moth species “Catocala facada” has not only evolved 2 eyes on the wings but an undergrowth resembling the face of a horrendous screaming baby as a way to scare off predators.
July 17th, 2002 at 3:11 am
After little Billy got the metal plate put in his head, Mom had no trouble finding a place for her extra refrigerator magnets.
July 17th, 2002 at 1:45 pm
The survival technique of the moth shows great intelligence. While on the forehead of a human child, the moth knows for sure he will not be swatted.
July 16th, 2002 at 5:59 pm
Brian Paused: He knew what the black dot meant, and he knew what the red dot meant, but he still wasn’t sure whether he should address the baby as Miss, or Mrs.
July 27th, 2002 at 8:58 pm
To his horror, the newborn suddenly realized he was Mikhail Gorbachev Jr.
July 16th, 2002 at 12:16 pm
its in my hair! its in my hair! its in my hair! pause its on my scabby little head!its on my scabby little head!its on my scabby little head!its on my scabby little head!
November 17th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
Mothbaby Prophecies!
July 14th, 2002 at 4:10 pm
He’s really crying because Michael Jackson is holding him.
July 14th, 2002 at 9:23 pm
After Baby Bill burped up a moth, his mother vowed to stop feeding him live caterpillars.
July 15th, 2002 at 7:18 am
Where’s moms titty? NEED the titty NOW!
July 15th, 2002 at 8:50 pm
The alien, after taking the shape of a moth, begins to suck the brain juice out of the baby as its unsuspecting parents look on.
July 16th, 2002 at 8:09 pm
“who wants to marry a millionaire” couple’s first born, aptly named: Larvae Conger
July 18th, 2002 at 5:21 am
Be quiet!! Or every kid will want a moth on there head.
July 18th, 2002 at 9:28 pm
little timmy cries in agony at the anticipation of his 15 minutes of fame being ruined by people obsessive over determining the correct species of insect on his face, he only wished it was a grasshopper so everyone could agree.
July 28th, 2002 at 7:32 pm
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS;the early years
September 21st, 2003 at 7:52 pm
Get this thing out of my face whaaaaaaa!
July 14th, 2002 at 5:55 am
The butterfly says ‘it started with a wart on my left wing’.
July 14th, 2002 at 1:14 am
Fear Factor Next Generation. For the toddler set. Next week the babies compete to see who can eat the most strained peas while seated on Santa’s lap.
July 14th, 2002 at 8:33 am
Universal’s new movie “The Butterfly King” didn’t do to well at the box office.
July 14th, 2002 at 9:19 am
‘First that priest and his junk, now this thinggie, I WANT BACK IN THE WOMB!”
July 14th, 2002 at 9:52 am
Sticking a butterfly to his forehead was the only way to distract the attention from Brian’s heavily distorted face.
July 14th, 2002 at 12:19 pm
Oh, look at the cute insect. And the butterly is pretty too.
July 14th, 2002 at 11:34 am
the moth man prophet sees.
July 14th, 2002 at 9:16 pm
On the forehead of this ugly baby,even that moth can look like a butterfly!
July 14th, 2002 at 9:20 pm
Knowing it’s a moth, Baby Bob is upset whenever someone compliments him on his beautiful “butterfly” birthmark.
July 15th, 2002 at 12:24 am
it was then that baby jacob realized it was not a butterfly. His face twisted into horror as the soft padded walls of security he had built in the symbolic nature of the butterfly came crashing down…
July 16th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
I think some retard has forgotten this is a site meant for CAPTIONS! You want to make your opinion? Go join a chat room or message board, you humourless moron. Now..as for my caption…
As he looked into a mirror for the first time, Tommy realised just how big his head tumor really looked.
July 15th, 2002 at 11:39 pm
What’s all this talk about a butterfly? I’m just taking a dump for the first time and loving it.
July 16th, 2002 at 4:16 am
madam butterfly ain’t over ’till the fat lady sings
July 16th, 2002 at 5:24 am
Ultra-hip baby (sporting the latest style in hyper-real jewellery) bawls in fear at his dad’s 70s check shirt
July 17th, 2002 at 7:36 am
The Butterfly : “So mister vet. , what do you say about this? me shitting a baby?”
July 17th, 2002 at 12:49 pm
I need the child welfare bureau!
July 17th, 2002 at 6:55 pm
Another satisfied reader of The Silence of The Lambs.
Hannibal Lechter, Jr.
July 17th, 2002 at 7:45 pm
“Hmm, this isn’t as good a source of nectar as I thought it might be…”
July 18th, 2002 at 9:16 am
Safe landing. Where’s the hangar?
July 18th, 2002 at 5:09 pm
OK, where is the Moths other testicle?
July 19th, 2002 at 3:22 am
Even as an infant, Winston Churchill found himslef being tormented by local Hitler youth.
July 20th, 2002 at 6:08 am
Who cares about the moth, I’m a constipated baby for christ sake!!
July 20th, 2002 at 10:11 am
Try as he might, Mothzilla could not fertilize the fleshy pink egg.
July 21st, 2002 at 8:31 pm
Landing on the forehead of a baby, the moth decided that the mouth would be some what of a warmer, more desirable climate to retire in…
July 25th, 2002 at 8:24 pm
aw, honey, stop, crying! this is nothing compared to your tongue piercing!
July 27th, 2002 at 11:53 am
X(|
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:28 pm
A butterfly walked into a bar with a baby stuck to its butt….fer REAL!!!
September 30th, 2002 at 8:49 pm
No moths were hurt in the production of these picture but many babies were
October 30th, 2004 at 10:11 am
funny at the time jims parents didnt realise that this species of moth was deadly and that theyre child was slowly contracting aids… in the ass
August 8th, 2005 at 2:01 pm
the butterfly is fine….. but… this in general is why i dont want to have kids.
April 8th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
now quick hop into my mouth
October 13th, 2006 at 8:56 am
Someone said something nasty mummy!
February 8th, 2008 at 11:50 am
I never knew so many useless people had so much time on their hands….GET A JOB
July 14th, 2002 at 1:16 pm
“Oh look, he has the most interesting eyes! Um… nevermind, that’s a moth’s wings.”
July 14th, 2002 at 7:27 am
After the butterfly had grown in his nose for weeks, the sudden leave of his new friend came very hard to little Billy.
July 14th, 2002 at 9:45 am
Now the butterfly, who was heading for the mouth, knew it had to do something about it’s short-sightedness.
July 14th, 2002 at 12:43 pm
Hey, it’s not the kid’s fault his mom’s a Hell’s Angel and tatooed in womb.
July 14th, 2002 at 4:11 pm
“Oh GOD You’re ALL retards. That thing on his forehead is a MOTH,
NOT a butterfly. Jeese, I mean a butterfly folds its wings after landing, a
moth has them spread out.”
WOW some people are SOOOOOO anal!
July 14th, 2002 at 5:08 pm
Moth/Butterfly…who the hell really cares. While you dicks obsess about it, the kid still has the damned bug on his face and he’s not happy about it!
July 15th, 2002 at 1:50 pm
MOTHMOTMMMOTHMOTHMOTHMOTHOTHOTHH
July 14th, 2002 at 4:46 pm
Lol, to be honest, it is kinda funny that people thought it was a butterfly even after the other caption said it’s a moth.
July 14th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
Only freaky NERDS harp about the difference between a MOTH and a BUTTERFLY.
July 14th, 2002 at 3:17 pm
Baby: “Waaah…Waahhh….It’s a moth damnit not a butterfly…Waah …waah….”
The mother quickly changed his diaper because he was full of sh*t.
July 14th, 2002 at 2:00 am
Is that one ugly baby or what?!
July 14th, 2002 at 10:25 am
Oh GOD You’re ALL retards. That thing on his forehead is a MOTH, NOT a butterfly. Jeese, I mean a butterfly folds its wings after landing, a moth has them spread out. And even the original caption to this says its a moth. Can’t u all f*cking read? You guys are ALL F*CKING DUMBASSES. And none of these captions are funny, except for maybe the “wart on the left wing” one.
Congratulations go the next person that uses the word “moth” instead of “butterfly”. That person will probably be intelligent enough to have a future, unlike most of you posting here.