Oh rats
Scientists are baffled as to why the number of cases of the black plague are on the rise in some third world countries - well, until they saw this.
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July 18th, 2002 at 6:36 am
Even the rats knew that the kid’s diaper needed to be changed.
July 19th, 2002 at 10:55 pm
The 1999 Enron Executive Christmas party was interrupted momentarily while one of the waitstaff rescued the CFO from the eggnog.
July 15th, 2002 at 5:48 am
At the annual family reunion,the rumour spread that little Billy might have been adopted.
July 17th, 2002 at 3:16 pm
The rat family became very disturbed upon realizing they had a baby problem.
October 8th, 2002 at 7:44 pm
Bath-time at Kid Rock’s house.
July 17th, 2002 at 11:05 am
Young Oscar Myer suddenly has a brain storm for a mass marketed food product.
July 26th, 2002 at 8:35 pm
Many didn’t take Dr. Fatherly’s experiments seriously. Such as his attempt to have his first born Joey Fatherly raised entirely by rodents.
June 27th, 2006 at 11:32 am
Somehow, Kelloggs Frosted Rodent Crisp never gained a foothold in the U.S. breakfast cereal market.
July 20th, 2002 at 9:12 pm
And now, immortalizing their handprints at Grumman’s Chinese Theatre, it’s the cast of “Son of Willard”!
December 6th, 2002 at 2:30 pm
IF DA GLOVE DONT FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
April 8th, 2003 at 11:20 pm
Waiter! There’s a child in our soup!
July 15th, 2002 at 7:43 am
Granny! Put your shoes back on!Mickey and all of his friends wanna kill themselves again!
August 5th, 2002 at 2:18 pm
“What did that kid do with the diving board?”
April 8th, 2003 at 11:27 pm
The FDA allows a certain amount of rat hair, but that kid’s going to get us shut down!
April 16th, 2004 at 12:24 pm
My friends never cared a rat’s behind about me until i found just the right bunch of new friends
July 17th, 2002 at 12:37 pm
The two rats in foreground, left: “Did you invite the big pale one?” “Why no, I thought YOU invited him.”
July 18th, 2002 at 1:31 pm
Got Rat? Got Milk? Got Kid? Got Feet? Got oversized milk bowl? Got Rat droppings? Did I miss anything?
July 25th, 2002 at 4:46 am
Well the radio-active milk proved well on the rats…Mom, where’s the cat?
July 27th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
Alright! We’re eating tonight!
August 6th, 2002 at 3:05 am
mmmmmmmmm milk straight from a rat…YUM!!
August 10th, 2002 at 10:29 am
Rock legend Mick Jagger first came up with the name for his future band when he visited the Milk Festival in Boomtown…
September 30th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
If u can’t beat them join them
October 8th, 2002 at 6:34 pm
Here in Afghanistan, the rats seem to blend right in with the children.
April 8th, 2003 at 11:22 pm
What makes Breakstone’s sour cream so smooth and creamy?
April 8th, 2003 at 11:30 pm
KFC thought it had troubles before when a rat fell into the batter…
April 8th, 2003 at 11:33 pm
“Of course she’s safe, dear. That’s RAT poison.”
August 1st, 2003 at 3:41 am
I now call this meeting of Milk Drinkers Anonymous to order. Our first order of business, Do you really think that it was a good idea to hold our meetings here?
August 7th, 2003 at 3:21 pm
Little Bobby helps his dad by stirring the batter at Sweet Melissas.
October 30th, 2004 at 10:12 am
sure billy you can go play with those puppies
June 2nd, 2004 at 7:42 pm
now for the birth day cake!
November 6th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Well… At first it was going to be a bathtub… But then it became a pool
November 6th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
see the rats and beybeh are just there so you don’t see the pair of creepy legs at the top left corner!
October 16th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
now we see here our teacher showing us how to poison the “milk”
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Ghasp! I Should of had a V8.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:20 pm
health Problem
October 17th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
“and now for my next trick I’ll turn this milk into cheese!”
April 11th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Child plays in rat infested milk (which is probably his meals for the next month), while heartless humans write stupid “funny” captions about him!!
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Oh Boy! Babies and Milk! Our favorite treat!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:40 am
EWWW THOSE R SOME NASTY RATS!!!!!!SOME ONE HELP DAT KID BCUZ HE COULD GET SICK IF ONE OF THOSE RATS BITS HIM !!!!!!!!
January 9th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
THAT KID IS DISGUSTIN AND THOSE RATS ARE HUGE!!!!
March 1st, 2008 at 6:47 pm
dats f in sick
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
This poor child is stuck with all these nasty rats and i feel so bad for the poor little guy! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
July 17th, 2002 at 4:32 am
I’m sorry honey, but we need to take him to a psychiatrist . He’s just not bonding with the other childern.
July 25th, 2002 at 4:13 am
Rat: AHOY! THAR SHE BLOWS!
August 2nd, 2002 at 4:40 pm
The rats decided to take over the house, Thier first victim, a poor kid, They put his hands in a bowl full of cement. End of Story.
August 5th, 2002 at 9:03 am
“OK, just let me find my mobile phone and I’m calling cops.”
July 15th, 2002 at 2:06 pm
“Watch it, I’m out of here! That’s the third one of us he’s drowning!”
July 15th, 2002 at 1:05 am
Hey - get that kid out of our milk! We don’t know where his hands have been!
July 17th, 2002 at 1:36 pm
The fun really started when the rats lost interest in the milk and went for the feet in the background.
July 17th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
MMmmmm-mmmm nothing like rat cookies with a vat of milk!
July 17th, 2002 at 7:31 pm
The city had once had a vermin problem… then the city elders hired the Pied Huge-Saucer-Of-Milk of Hamlyn.
July 22nd, 2002 at 5:40 pm
RATS!
July 15th, 2002 at 4:38 pm
Behind the scenes at Krispy Kreme.
July 17th, 2002 at 5:36 pm
Young researchers at Texas A&M have proven that with some hard work and a lot of patience, you really CAN milk anything with nipples in it.
July 16th, 2002 at 7:45 am
Milk, It does a body good… pass it on.
July 16th, 2002 at 12:29 pm
Johnny didn’t have much human friends, but at least the rats understand him.
July 16th, 2002 at 7:01 pm
It was a bad time to get his hands stuck in a vat of cement.
August 1st, 2002 at 1:27 am
SHIT, THIS ISNT MILK….THE KIDS BEEN DOING SUM NAUGHTY SHIT IN HERE!!!!
July 16th, 2002 at 8:03 pm
Runner-up for the “Who moved my cheese” book cover photo.
July 15th, 2002 at 7:01 am
Sam Breakstone learned at an early age Dogs would make better pets for TV commercials.
July 15th, 2002 at 9:01 am
The farms where they make hotdogs
July 15th, 2002 at 10:23 am
Got Rat?
July 15th, 2002 at 1:26 pm
Once again the rats are wondering what this brave creature is doing in their watering hole.
July 15th, 2002 at 8:46 pm
(mouse on left - leaving) ‘…Oh gross! The kid’s putting his hands in the milk. That’s just disgusting. I think I’m going to be sick…’
July 16th, 2002 at 2:06 pm
A young Michael Jackson gets the idea for the song “Ben”
July 16th, 2002 at 8:33 pm
Wait, so you’re supposed to use COWS to get milk?
July 17th, 2002 at 1:52 pm
In a surprising victory in the war on terrorism, a baby managed to lure 50 al Qaeda operatives to one spot simply by filling a large dish with milk.
July 17th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
Peer pressure at it’s worst
July 18th, 2002 at 12:24 pm
Got caption?
July 18th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
integration still causes problems in the south: kindergarteners are taught color “discrimination” by drowning black rats in white milk
July 16th, 2002 at 12:11 pm
our little jonny begins his training to be a lifeguard. sniff they grow up so fast…… No jonny pull them out of the water!!! not hold them under!!
July 16th, 2002 at 5:15 am
Behind the scenes at a Chinese restaurant
July 15th, 2002 at 6:03 am
“Oh no!Buy a new one!That old baby trap isn’t working at all,mate!”
July 15th, 2002 at 3:38 am
A gigantic rat trap: “Hurry! Let the cats out before they escape!”
July 15th, 2002 at 9:02 am
Organic, Free Range rats
July 15th, 2002 at 9:04 am
pound for pound, you get more meat than cattle. But how will they market rat steaks
July 15th, 2002 at 1:49 pm
A proof that the food help for Afghanistan wasn’t necessary at all.
July 15th, 2002 at 12:18 pm
Yeah, we know how bad powdered milk is. First, someone has to stir it. Second, you couldn’t feed it to a dog.
July 15th, 2002 at 1:46 pm
You IDIOTS! These are not RATS. These are BIG MICE! You can see it by the way they fold their tails! Ooooh, some people are so ANAL!!!
July 17th, 2002 at 3:06 am
Surrounding the economy-sized cereal bowl, a young Fatima and her 50 starving rats eagerly anticipate the Capt’n Crunch.
July 15th, 2002 at 1:52 pm
The Pied Piper of Hamelin’s son learns the skill.
July 15th, 2002 at 2:00 pm
“Hey guys, after we had the milk that little boy seems kinda tasty!”
July 16th, 2002 at 9:09 am
And here as young Andrew plays at Michel Jacksons and finds that Ben has had houseguests
July 15th, 2002 at 2:14 pm
“Mommy!!! Do I have to bathe all the rats?”
July 15th, 2002 at 5:36 pm
Yes, giving all your rats a milk bath is a lot of work, but just look how shiny their coats are.
July 15th, 2002 at 7:17 pm
look mommy at all the pieces of candy all over the floor the cute lil rats left me.
July 15th, 2002 at 11:33 pm
It wasnt so much living in an abandoned hut as it was being submerged in rat semen that forever shamed baby Babbul.
July 16th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
Hey!! Who’s rigging the votes here?? My jokes are always hilarious you flying bar stewards
July 17th, 2002 at 7:39 am
Rat in the bowl! Rat in the bowl! quick guys!
July 17th, 2002 at 12:41 pm
We’ll have rat soup for dinner!
July 17th, 2002 at 6:51 pm
Mmmm More cream of rodent gruel please, cried Oliver!
July 22nd, 2002 at 8:55 am
Rat: “Bleck, I’m not drinking this, that kid put his hands in it!”
July 18th, 2002 at 5:09 am
Got Cookies!!
July 16th, 2002 at 7:55 am
Got Sperm??
July 15th, 2002 at 6:52 am
this child thought they were really small cats….HOW WRONG IT WAS
July 15th, 2002 at 12:28 pm
After gluing the brat in place, the daddy took this picture while mommy yelled obscenities from a safe distance.
July 16th, 2002 at 7:14 am
Calcutta’s reincarnated guru “Rat Boy” showing us how he can regenerate new arms after having them gnawed off to stumps, by a strange form of electrolysis involving 25 rats.
July 21st, 2002 at 8:25 pm
And now for a look at rat behavior during mating season…and now for a look at just how much of that liquid is not milk…