Sick of leaves
Even bears get sick of wiping with leaves.
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July 20th, 2002 at 12:54 am
Smokey the Bear is amazed to find just how far the mandatory drug testing program for ALL federal employees has gone.
July 19th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
SON-OF-A-BITCH, they DON’T do it in the woods after all!!
July 25th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
There’s a female bear in the men’s room! There’s a female bear in the men’s room! And, she’s cleaning! AGH!
July 22nd, 2002 at 6:19 am
Here we see the Black Bear in His natural surroundings…
July 21st, 2002 at 8:47 am
Does this mean the Pope ISN’T catholic?
July 22nd, 2002 at 9:10 am
From the stall: “How bout a curtisy flush buddy, smells like a bears ass in here!”
July 27th, 2002 at 5:12 am
Needs some cleaning up, thought the bear and he shitted on the floor.
July 19th, 2002 at 3:09 pm
“Urine the money! Urine the money!” sings Wall Street bear.
July 19th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
Henry really had to pee, and then he realised the bear suit didn’t have a zipper.
July 19th, 2002 at 6:04 pm
With civilization continuing to encroach into formerly pristine wilderness, some behavioural changes among the animal population are to be expected.
July 20th, 2002 at 6:58 pm
Bear necessities
July 24th, 2002 at 8:09 pm
The bear’s fine and dandy, but does anyone else see the human skull on the floor?
July 25th, 2002 at 4:51 pm
Funny, this aiming thing isn’t that difficult!
July 20th, 2002 at 9:54 am
Canada!
Beer!
July 19th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
Hey Pal, it only says we have to shit in the woods.
July 26th, 2002 at 12:48 am
Arnold found it tough to “bear” prison
August 1st, 2002 at 2:29 pm
Hey, don’t look. I can’t pee, I get shy!
August 7th, 2002 at 10:48 pm
…a night out in town with the local mad man… priceless!
July 19th, 2002 at 2:01 pm
A hole to the girl-bears showers? COOL!
July 19th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
the other ones were too tall and too short! this one is just right.
July 20th, 2002 at 5:12 am
As Mowgli had been civilised, Balloo wanted to catch up.
July 20th, 2002 at 9:55 am
A very bad case of beer goggles.
July 21st, 2002 at 1:33 pm
“I used to be able to put out forest fires like this”
July 22nd, 2002 at 1:56 pm
#if you go down to the, erm toilets today, you’re going to get a suprise. No really, a big ass suprise.
July 22nd, 2002 at 10:24 pm
Crikey! Look at the size of that one!
July 24th, 2002 at 3:54 am
97 98 99 ok ready or not hear I come
July 25th, 2002 at 4:44 pm
This is what happened when Yogi broke into Ranger Smith’s keg party last night.
July 31st, 2002 at 2:36 am
Ranger Jim Responded to the writing on the bathroom wall that said “tall, black,strong, hairy, lives in beautiful home in the bush”, only to realise it was his ex-wife.
August 5th, 2002 at 2:15 pm
“I could have sworn I saw Goldilocks come in here”
March 19th, 2003 at 3:16 pm
The Labatts Blue Bear after his 6 pack
March 21st, 2003 at 12:04 pm
Well maybe the bears have matched our technological advances with plumbing systems and cameras, but we have infrared sensors on our toilets. Try again bears
September 6th, 2003 at 11:51 pm
How can those Humans stand this horrible smell… ouffff!
June 27th, 2006 at 11:37 am
“I hate to burst your bubble, but yes, we do still shit in the woods”.
July 19th, 2002 at 7:40 pm
but seriously, what’s with the crazy grinning skull image by the bear’s feet?
July 19th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
“Okay, they’ve put me here for a funny picture. So I will stand here peacefully for a while. And then, will I first attack the photographer, or that idiot that calls himself my boss after he caught me in the woods as a baby?”
July 19th, 2002 at 3:23 pm
Balloo just thought up a funny quote, but sadly he has forgotten a pencil.
July 19th, 2002 at 3:27 pm
As Brute the Bear was imprisoned, none of the inmates dared to take him “from the back”.
July 19th, 2002 at 4:05 pm
Dear God! Those animal rights activists have really gone too far this time!
July 19th, 2002 at 6:24 pm
With all the campers around, Smokey couldn’t BEAR to hold it one minute longer, so despite the embarrasment of being civilized, he peed inside.
July 19th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
It’s like this- I’ve been watching you guys piss in MY woods, so I thought I’d piss in your bathroom.If I see you do anything else, well…..you better have a plunger ready.
July 20th, 2002 at 7:16 am
Sometimes it can be intimidating to use the urinal right next to a bigger guy.
July 20th, 2002 at 7:28 am
Okay, I’m gonna finish puking, take a leak, and go back out into the bar and say goodnight to my friends and then take a cab home. It’s not real. It’s not real. It’s not real.
July 21st, 2002 at 3:31 am
Hey BooBoo!! When I’m done pee’in..We’ll go get us some picknick baskets!!
July 22nd, 2002 at 2:46 pm
Bears don’t shit in the woods. Hahahahah….tooo funny….
July 24th, 2002 at 2:16 am
“Hmmm… Call 1-900-BIG-BEAR for a good time, eh?”
July 26th, 2002 at 8:30 pm
See, BEAR isn’t bought, it’s rented.
July 27th, 2002 at 5:55 am
Do bears shit in the…well there goes that saying.
August 5th, 2002 at 9:18 am
Man in bear suit squints to read very small writing on bathroom wall.
September 30th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
They always said that u can’t teach an old bear new tricks
THey did to pee on the floor and not in the toilet
October 30th, 2004 at 10:13 am
does a bear shit in the woods?
June 2nd, 2004 at 7:33 pm
you dont need leaves any more with… Cha-Cha-Cha Charmin!
July 19th, 2002 at 2:03 pm
“Wohhaa dizzy, got up too fast, where am I anyway?.. shouldnt have trust that guy called himself “george W. something..”
July 19th, 2002 at 11:03 pm
Mmmm. These dishes are shaped funny, but those big pink mints sure hit the spot.
July 20th, 2002 at 6:00 am
Humphrey bear has decided to assert himself in a new way!!
July 22nd, 2002 at 7:02 pm
Hey Boo Boo check me out. I don’t think Mr. Ranger is going to like that, Yogi.
July 27th, 2002 at 4:39 pm
So, don’t use MY TREE!
June 9th, 2003 at 1:09 pm
Now that’s what I call INTEGRATION!
October 20th, 2004 at 9:06 am
What? Have you never seen a “Bear” Ass before?
July 19th, 2002 at 2:05 pm
I wonder what people do in places like this? hope i didn’t kil that poor guy that “exposed” himself, how rude!
July 21st, 2002 at 11:10 am
The scary thing is that it’s a female bear!
July 24th, 2002 at 10:04 pm
I hate Halloweeny.
July 19th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
“Oooh, if I hold on to this thing maybe it won’t burn so much. Jeez, I gotta be careful during mating season.”
July 22nd, 2002 at 6:18 am
At least the woods are cleaner than this restroom!