Too geeky
Some people are just a little bit too passionate about technology.
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Some people are just a little bit too passionate about technology.
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July 22nd, 2002 at 11:53 am
Although they make a good operating system, Linux’s marketing budget is somewhat limited.
July 22nd, 2002 at 10:56 am
Cop; “so what you’re saying is with linux, I won’t have any of that bullshit freezing up, crashing, restarting shit like windows ??”
July 22nd, 2002 at 1:14 pm
Ah, but can you get a real job instead of one holding this sign?
July 23rd, 2002 at 8:39 am
Cop to sign holder: You know that you can be replaced by a stick at any time, right?
July 23rd, 2002 at 12:26 pm
Cop, “Ain’t no way the linux shit is better than donuts.”
July 26th, 2002 at 1:10 pm
Officer Lennie Linux was often bullied, but this time this guy went too far by calling him an os.
July 24th, 2002 at 8:19 pm
COP: ok, you get a $50 fine for not having a business permit, and another $75 fine for stating the obvious.
July 27th, 2002 at 4:49 am
“Well, Jeremy, what operating system will WE use?” asked officer Butch while he was reaching for his truncheon.
July 22nd, 2002 at 1:28 pm
Cop: ‘Listen man, this is too boring… just throw a pie in Gates’ face when he walks out…maybe we’ll make the 6 o’clock news together’
July 28th, 2002 at 1:35 pm
cops discover the man responcible for the subliminal messages on the back of Ngee Ann City underpass signs Red Handed as he prepared to replace yet another sign
July 23rd, 2002 at 7:44 am
Sorry, I left my “\/\/|11 |-|4xx0r ph0r ph00|)” sign at home.
July 22nd, 2002 at 1:41 pm
It’s funny: In Windows that sign says “Please use underpants at Ngee Ann City”
May 28th, 2003 at 1:54 pm
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
July 23rd, 2002 at 1:06 pm
Sign translation: “I can’t find a job using Linux.”
July 22nd, 2002 at 10:51 am
Right to ASSEMBLY? You gotta be kidding!!!
July 22nd, 2002 at 6:44 pm
A new hero for the ages: Linux Man!
July 22nd, 2002 at 6:59 pm
Seconds later the 2 officers have mr linux sign holding man face down and punching him and claimed they did it in self defense. officer qouted saying ” I felt like he thought he was smarter than me.”
July 26th, 2002 at 11:02 am
Sir, the sign is okay, but you’re going to have to get down off of your grandmother’s back.
July 27th, 2002 at 5:02 am
In 2145 Wang Lee was put in the right when Linux swept Windows off the market. From then on he was remembered and idolized as a genius prophet and a Linux martyr.
July 22nd, 2002 at 1:14 pm
“Then the little Penguin doesn’t really exist?”
July 22nd, 2002 at 5:38 pm
What da F— is an “OS”?
July 24th, 2002 at 2:09 am
False Prophet
July 25th, 2002 at 3:58 am
What they DON’T know is, I get all the supa hot websavvy girls with stuff like this.
*sniff* I’m so lonely.
July 25th, 2002 at 4:00 pm
“That may be true, son, but you DO realize, don’t you, that what you’re doing is the equivalent of pissing into the wind?”
July 26th, 2002 at 8:24 pm
There is also a second myth printed on the opposite side of the sign, which reads “Sysadmins are great in the sack.”
July 26th, 2002 at 8:46 pm
Hon, upset by the global adoption of Windows in the Singapore government took his cause to the street only to met by the only other person in Singapore who can’t get laid.
Fierce sexually frustrated arguing ensued.
July 27th, 2002 at 3:32 am
Microsoft security had to intervene when Yeeng vowed to shove his makeshift card board sign, and maybe an arm or two, up the asshole of Bill Gates
August 2nd, 2002 at 12:00 am
To all the students at Anderson High School in Indiana, I present to you Carter Castor in 5 years……THANK YOU!!!!
July 24th, 2002 at 1:29 am
which way to the dunkin’ donuts?
July 22nd, 2002 at 2:29 pm
cop: “Hey, which distro do you use? I’m having some problems with RedHat.”
July 22nd, 2002 at 5:19 pm
Inventor of E-mail’s first attempts weren’t always well received.
July 24th, 2002 at 12:53 pm
SUM DUM FOO
July 25th, 2002 at 7:10 pm
“Well you see sir…”
::pushes up glasses::
“Linux is better at managing external devices and resource mana…”
“Son… We don’t give a f**k. Now get out of the damn way before we have to get out our Anti-Linux Pepper Spray.”
“But sir, you have to understand that…”
“PSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH”
“Dear Redhat, my eyes, I can’t see anything. How will I ever set up my Linux machines now!!!!”
“PSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH”
July 26th, 2002 at 8:28 pm
rm -rf /home/sex_appeal
August 21st, 2002 at 3:38 pm
you see, my partner wanted to let you go, but im only in this job for the ass whippins.
July 22nd, 2002 at 9:52 pm
I bet I would have gotten more audience if my handwriting were a bit better…
July 22nd, 2002 at 1:10 pm
So, let me get this straight… Linux doesn’t come with a monitor, but this sign, which doesn’t change, and requires 2 hands to hold…
July 22nd, 2002 at 3:33 pm
Not to be confused with Ngoo Ann City.
July 22nd, 2002 at 4:36 pm
Cop: “Why can’t you just hold a sign – WILL WORK FOR FOOD – like everyone else?”
July 22nd, 2002 at 11:13 pm
“Don’t you have anything better to do like playing a game on your computer. Oh, that’s right, there are no games for Linux.”
July 23rd, 2002 at 1:10 pm
Got a Quarter?
July 24th, 2002 at 2:57 am
No officer, I’m not really protesting Windows. I’m just trying to find some hot techie chicks.
July 24th, 2002 at 11:16 am
Listen mister, to have a successful protest, people actually have to give a shit about your cause…and what the hell is an OS?
July 24th, 2002 at 6:06 pm
Sir, “lienucks” may be a better “oss,” but if you don’t move along, you’re going to find out whether “Officer Smith” administers a better “cavity search.”
July 26th, 2002 at 5:03 am
Cop: “Dude I just came by to tell you you’re facing the wrong side”
July 26th, 2002 at 1:54 pm
Don’t jump! It’s not worth it!
July 26th, 2002 at 8:24 pm
“But Officer, you haven’t even seen my ‘Chicks Dig Unix’ T-shirt!”
July 26th, 2002 at 10:30 pm
Free the bird!
July 26th, 2002 at 8:36 pm
On slashdot this guy would be modded up “+1 insightful”.
July 26th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
Sir, you will have to come with us. We have orders from the Emperor to take you in because he feels your blaspheming him somehow…
July 27th, 2002 at 9:58 pm
Cop: Um, excuse me? Yes, well, I thought you would like to know something: Bill Gates has just been seen with a sniper rifle on top of that building over there. I suggest you find some cover.
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:51 pm
Geek: Ummm… are you going to use your nightstick & tear gas on me now or later?
August 5th, 2002 at 9:15 am
Another day in Vietnam’s Linus Torvalds Street School of English.
August 7th, 2002 at 8:51 am
September 30th, 2002 at 8:44 pm
Later on the asian man was arrested for holding up a OS sign to the cops (Open Shoot) which siganled to the snipper to shoot but the snipper had fallen asleep so all didnot go as planed
October 11th, 2002 at 1:10 pm
Cops: “You best put that sign down son, ir we’ll pull another Rodney King on your ass!”
October 11th, 2002 at 1:14 pm
“Did you ever hear of how not to get your ass kicked by the police?…Where the hell is your white friend?”
March 18th, 2003 at 5:03 pm
Bill Gates’ version of his ‘Spooks.’
December 14th, 2003 at 4:20 pm
I got Iam really funny i wiil give you a joke what did the computer say to the speaker.Iwant to put more mucic
October 21st, 2004 at 7:29 am
Technically, you should have a point after the ‘O’ and one after the ‘S’, what with it being an acronym and all. There`s no excuse for poor punctuation like that.
October 30th, 2004 at 10:15 am
look I dont care what you gays think… we’re not gonna let you get maried
July 19th, 2004 at 5:00 am
Paradise Travel Vietnam
July 19th, 2004 at 5:00 am
TDK&N International Transport Comapny
October 8th, 2004 at 1:31 pm
Cop: It’s a really good start, but if you could just give it a little *flaire*, some
decorative touches, a little cartoon computer face in the corner…
October 8th, 2004 at 1:32 pm
Cop: Look, *WE* say Microsoft is the better system, and we’ve got the guns!
April 15th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I’m a Mac, he’s a PC, and neither of us want you.
July 22nd, 2002 at 10:05 am
Mr. Gates asked us to take you out, and we are authorized to use lethal force.
July 22nd, 2002 at 6:55 pm
Officer Hahn and his loyal side kick Officer Whittey no the streets, they also know that this is a undercover drug signal and it must be stopped!
July 23rd, 2002 at 2:51 pm
Hi, my name is Fong and I am a switcher.
July 27th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
Hey, he’s Asian! At least he spelled everything correctly!
July 22nd, 2002 at 2:19 pm
“You see, nobody gives a shit what you geeks think so you may as well go home.”
July 25th, 2002 at 4:22 am
Occifer: I had hope for nerds like you… but SOMEDAY… APPLE SHALL RULE THE WORLD… and all shall bow before their feet…
July 22nd, 2002 at 10:04 am
My savior has risen!