Kitty Stew
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July 24th, 2002 at 9:12 am | Promoted
More proof that those flat-faced Persian cats really are from another planet.
July 24th, 2002 at 9:38 am | Promoted
‘Check it out dude…Bill sneezed and this came out’
July 24th, 2002 at 10:17 am | Promoted
Casting call for MiB…some animals were just TOO alien.
July 24th, 2002 at 10:19 am | Promoted
No matter how many times you clean it…bad pussy is still bad pussy.
July 24th, 2002 at 10:21 am | Promoted
With a shortage of dog, the chinese must resort to using cat.
July 24th, 2002 at 10:35 am | Promoted
“MOM!!! Snowball rolled in the paste!!”
July 24th, 2002 at 10:36 am
Hop Sing preps the appetizer special at Mee Oww’s Chinese restaurant
July 24th, 2002 at 11:19 am | Promoted
As if it’s not bad enough to have to suffer the indignity of the bath, but these assholes have to take a picture of my humiliation and post it on the web for the world to see. I am going to hawk up a furball they’ll never forget!
July 24th, 2002 at 11:19 am | Promoted
Free to a good home. Actually, on second thought, we don’t care if your home is good, and we’ll give you five bucks if you’ll just take it.
July 24th, 2002 at 12:57 pm | Promoted
WET PUSSY
July 24th, 2002 at 1:54 pm | Promoted
Honey! I unclogged the sink!
July 24th, 2002 at 3:13 pm | Promoted
I don’t care how much mayonnaise you smear on your pussy, I’m still not going to eat it !!!!!
July 24th, 2002 at 3:19 pm | Promoted
“Take it from me: Cats, Kids, and Taffy don’t mix!”
July 24th, 2002 at 3:35 pm
Did I bring THAT up. I don’t remember eating that.
July 24th, 2002 at 6:28 pm | Promoted
This is your cat…this is your cat on drugs. Any questions?
July 24th, 2002 at 8:24 pm | Promoted
And if that didn’t get rid of the fleas, well, at least we traumatized the cat.
July 24th, 2002 at 10:03 pm | Promoted
rats!
July 24th, 2002 at 10:31 pm
Catastrophy.
July 24th, 2002 at 10:33 pm | Promoted
Muffin was mortified that her owners snapped a photo before she had the chance to do her hair.
July 24th, 2002 at 10:34 pm | Promoted
The ugly truth behind the scenes at the annual Cat Fanciers show.
July 24th, 2002 at 10:36 pm
Animal Planet premiers its own spin on reality TV.
July 24th, 2002 at 10:42 pm | Promoted
Muffin: Another victim of cellular static. Mom said, Come and find the cat….Timmy heard, Tramatize the cat. Heck! Where’s that camera at?
July 25th, 2002 at 3:35 am | Promoted
Owner : Well..We went to Mexico, and found this cute, furry kitten…Now that it’s had a bath, I’m having second thoughts on that one….
July 25th, 2002 at 3:55 am
Immediately following this, the owners decided to invest in heavy gauntlets for future cat-handling.
July 25th, 2002 at 4:02 am | Promoted
Owner: sticks hand down the drain and pulls this up Hey… how’d that get in there?
July 25th, 2002 at 5:02 am | Promoted
Henry Moore’s first attempt at a papier mache cat didn’t look at all convincing
July 25th, 2002 at 6:55 am | Promoted
When cats go bad…
July 25th, 2002 at 10:30 am | Promoted
Don’t look at me! Don’t you dare look at the eyes of a tiger! MEOW!
July 25th, 2002 at 1:05 pm | Promoted
Pet Psychics the world over are mysteriously calling in sick today…
July 25th, 2002 at 4:50 pm | Promoted
The force Luke.. Feel the force within you!
July 25th, 2002 at 6:38 pm | Promoted
Be forewarned – You will pay for this and on that day, mark my words, revenge will be sweet.
July 26th, 2002 at 5:05 am | Promoted
I have cereals instead of eyes!! Nooooo
July 26th, 2002 at 12:38 pm | Promoted
Six-year-old Amy has been whining for weeks to get a kitty. What a surprise it will be at her birthday party tonight!
July 26th, 2002 at 12:53 pm | Promoted
It w
July 26th, 2002 at 1:01 pm | Promoted
It wasn’t a cat. It was a bloodthirsty alien disguised as a cat. And it HATED water. By his love for animals Alan started an intergalactic war.
July 26th, 2002 at 1:51 pm | Promoted
Conserving water, not only the dishes had that lemon fresh scent, now that cat did, too!
July 26th, 2002 at 2:19 pm
(Mongolian Restaurant Recipie)
Step One: Make sure(insert animal here) is thoroughly clean.
July 26th, 2002 at 5:38 pm | Promoted
Billie-Rae was always thinking of inventive ways to punish the rats.
July 26th, 2002 at 7:01 pm | Promoted
BRILLO CAT: available whereever fine kitchen cleaning products are sold.
July 26th, 2002 at 7:34 pm | Promoted
They always promise the soap won’t sting in your eyes, don’t they…
July 27th, 2002 at 4:41 am | Promoted
How To Turn A Black Cat Into A White Cat:
1. Fill a lavabo with bleach.
2. Protect the eyes of the cat.
3. Plunge the cat into the bleach for ten minutes.
4. Wash away the bleach.
Obviously this man has forgotten point number 2.
July 27th, 2002 at 5:49 am
Two words….Oh Shit!
July 27th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
Phone home.
July 27th, 2002 at 8:56 pm
Things you can get away with if you smell like fish.
July 28th, 2002 at 4:15 am
When placing electical equippment in water, make sure Mittens does not jump in the tub. Thank you
July 28th, 2002 at 10:35 am | Promoted
Ther only way to commit suicide is to was your cat.
July 28th, 2002 at 3:04 pm | Promoted
Things found in Star Jones’ liposuction: #243
July 28th, 2002 at 7:42 pm | Promoted
“Meow, asshole…”
July 29th, 2002 at 2:24 pm | Promoted
And I thought I was having a bad hair day….
July 29th, 2002 at 6:55 pm | Promoted
Isn’t this a scene from ‘Gremlins’?
July 30th, 2002 at 2:42 am
What a flash!
(the camera for those of you who didn’t understand (: (: (: )
July 30th, 2002 at 10:29 pm | Promoted
And now how the Chinese resturants prepare the cats for dinner…
July 31st, 2002 at 2:27 am
You could have told me you bought Kate one of them electronic cats BEFORE I washed it!
July 31st, 2002 at 10:42 am | Promoted
Ok, Before cooking your cat you must first soar in very cold water, This allows the removal of the fur easier! Then Wok to taste! Enjoy!!!
July 31st, 2002 at 12:10 pm
dees is a very funi catttttt
July 31st, 2002 at 8:33 pm
Alex,the persian vowed to get even one of these days,by the fire in his bloodred eyes,it was going to be very soon and very diabolical !!!
August 2nd, 2002 at 1:32 am
There has GOT to be a way to make a masturbation comment work here…
August 2nd, 2002 at 11:04 am | Promoted
“THHHHUFFERIN’ THHHHUKKATASH…........!”
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:47 pm | Promoted
This is what happenend to “Mr. Tinkles” after “Cats & Dogs”.
August 5th, 2002 at 6:56 am
THAT IS ONE EFFING WET CAT, ONE EFFING WET CAT THAT IS! I’LL BET HE HAS AN ANXIETY DISORDER TOO AS A RESULT OF THE DIVORCE.
August 8th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
Just wait. 2am…. Your tube sock encased ankles… Revenge will be mine. Mwhahahahahahha
August 11th, 2002 at 7:01 am
You so much as even smile at me buster and I’ll bite your nose off.
September 20th, 2002 at 12:13 pm
All your base are belong to us!
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:52 pm
After the other movies, there’s now a new episode of ‘Aliens’
September 24th, 2002 at 12:57 pm
if crack is killing my monkey …..what the hell is wrong with this cat
September 30th, 2002 at 8:37 pm
I figure out what keeps clogging up the sink
March 18th, 2003 at 5:01 pm
Wow! Tonights dinner looks just like fluffy dear.
March 21st, 2003 at 11:55 am
AHHHHHHH!
March 21st, 2003 at 2:36 pm | Promoted
Touring Stephen King’s house, we came across his pet cat.
April 8th, 2003 at 11:52 pm
What James Bond did to make Blofeld his arch-enemy.
May 28th, 2003 at 1:49 pm | Promoted
WOW! this cat just came outta its own ass!
July 1st, 2003 at 6:50 pm
BRrrrrrr….....isnt the saying, you look like a drowned rat…..not cat??????
December 6th, 2004 at 8:25 pm
my cats name is ms. bojangles and her breath smells like cat food
January 26th, 2005 at 1:12 pm
is that sperm!!!!1
April 6th, 2005 at 1:42 pm
i donno about you guys but those cats make a mean kitten stew, so you slice up the kitten and add some carrots an potatoes,maybe some ginger an parsley in this stew, then you add chickensoup broth with some good old water an brandy
November 11th, 2005 at 5:44 pm
Human: “there we are, all nice and clean!
Cat: ”...you better sleep with one eye open tonight..”
December 6th, 2005 at 7:08 pm
How long have you been living here?
November 7th, 2006 at 12:26 am
Laugh now, just know that later, you will all die the most horrible and painfull of deaths.
July 15th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
I’m all weeeeeeeeet now why…...
March 25th, 2008 at 11:30 am
ohh, so this iz what u meant when usaid i wuz so cute you could eat me all up