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Plane Parking

Just another day at the beach.

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  1. Larry says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 7:30 am

    Sweetie do you think we need to move our ride… The tide is starting to come in…...

    HONEY I AM A PROFESSIONAL IF I SAY IT IS FINE, IT IS FINE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE I’M TAKING A NAP!

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  2. The Pilot says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 7:47 am | Promoted

    And, now, The Captain would like to thank you all for flying America West to sunny Bermuda. Please think of us for your next vacation.

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  3. MGM says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 7:50 am | Promoted

    From the Directors of “Airplane” comes: JAWS 2002: The flying Shark.

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  4. (pdw) says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 8:53 am | Promoted

    ‘Daddy daddy daddy!!! Please please will you inflate my airplane again?’

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  5. Anonymous says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 9:19 am | Promoted

    No, I don’t know why someone would park a plane on the beach. Now lay back down.

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  6. Anonymous says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 9:27 am | Promoted

    Economy parking—-not just for passengers any more.

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  7. Anonymous says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 9:29 am

    Try our new ulta-convenience vacation package with express service from all major cities non-stop to the beach.

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  8. Anonymous says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 9:31 am | Promoted

    In the event of a water landing…grab your sunscreen and await further instructions.

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  9. Anonymous says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 9:32 am | Promoted

    Boston Logan Airport introduces Express to Cape Cod.

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  10. Anonymous says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 9:58 am

    I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I’m getting a funny feeling that we’re being watched…

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  11. Creepy says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 10:56 am

    This airline supports the “Die now, Pay later” funeral service camapign.

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  12. Anonymous says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 12:26 pm

    Excuse me, but would you mind pointing me in the direction of Reykjavik?

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  13. Waaaaassup? says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 12:32 pm | Promoted

    Tired of being a terrorist, Abdulah just wanted a nice time at the beach.

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  14. jaws says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 12:40 pm | Promoted

    “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the air . . . ”

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  15. Reut says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 1:29 pm | Promoted

    Woman on back: “ive allways wanted a picture of my plane with a dock on the back!”

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  16. GreyDuck says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 2:13 pm

    You just never know what’s going to wash up on the shore after a storm.

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  17. Crunchy says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 2:17 pm | Promoted

    Are you my mother?

    “Snort,” said the airplane.

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  18. Phaeton says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 2:22 pm | Promoted

    This is NOT what I meant by an ocean view!!!!

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  19. Les says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 6:26 pm | Promoted

    After seeing where his wife had been going, the pilot, in a jealous rage, decided to end it all

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  20. Spanky Dukes says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 6:55 pm

    America West now features a happy hour beach cruise.

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  21. Anonymous says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 6:56 pm | Promoted

    Realizing the distraction it was to sunbath topless on a public beach, Diane put her top back on.

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  22. Spanky Dukes says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 6:59 pm | Promoted

    “Oh, you joker. OK, I give up, why did the airplane land on the beach?”

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  23. spat says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 7:30 pm

    The lively little coasttown Boring just put a plane in the surf to attract tourists.

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  24. Dan says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 8:17 pm

    ‘Thar She Blows!’

    ‘No, Ahab, the white WHALE is this way!’

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  25. fender says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 8:32 pm

    Another day in Miami.

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  26. jwd says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 10:09 pm | Promoted

    “This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying Aeroflotsam, Russia’s premier airline.”

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  27. mayday says:

    July 26th, 2002 at 10:14 pm | Promoted

    After failing the Budweiser clydesdale wagon simulator test, Billy Bob faced similar female distractions as an airline pilot.

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  28. Anonymous says:

    July 27th, 2002 at 2:37 am | Promoted

    umm…. yeah i think those landings need a little more work, but while we’re here son i’ll teach you how to fish

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  29. Anonymous says:

    July 27th, 2002 at 5:31 am | Promoted

    “First a whale, then an airplane, what’s gonna be next?” wondered Mathew, who hadn’t noticed the spaceship that was approaching at cruising speed.

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  30. Anonymous says:

    July 27th, 2002 at 5:44 am | Promoted

    What do mean my frequent flier miles just ran out?

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  31. peter says:

    July 27th, 2002 at 11:41 am | Promoted

    Get that David Copperfield asshole on the phone and tell him to pick up his god damned props!

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  32. Spanky Dukes says:

    July 27th, 2002 at 11:42 am | Promoted

    “When the pilot said we would be on the beach in no time, he wasn’t kidding.”

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  33. Anonymous says:

    July 27th, 2002 at 4:30 pm | Promoted

    Sea Plane?

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  34. Rebecca says:

    July 27th, 2002 at 4:30 pm | Promoted

    Sea Plane?

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  35. nurg says:

    July 27th, 2002 at 8:30 pm | Promoted

    “No really,” you said, “don’t worry,” you said! “I can fly real close so we can look at the bikini babes!” you said! Great one, Steve, just great.

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  36. Fly Me says:

    July 27th, 2002 at 9:19 pm

    “Hey look, I caught an airplane.”
    “What kind of bait did you use?”
    “A case of beer.”

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  37. Rob Falconer says:

    July 28th, 2002 at 1:58 am | Promoted

    This is the closest to Brighton Town Centre you can park without a meter

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  38. Rob Falconer says:

    July 28th, 2002 at 3:40 am

    “Aviation ? It’s just plane sailing,” says pilot

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  39. bleach says:

    July 28th, 2002 at 10:30 am

    It’s my plane and I do what I want with it!

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  40. gunrunner says:

    July 28th, 2002 at 1:41 pm

    and the airport is only a few seconds walk from the local beach

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  41. Cary Kingdom says:

    July 28th, 2002 at 2:59 pm | Promoted

    Did you hear something?

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  42. John says:

    July 28th, 2002 at 7:40 pm

    I’m a whale! I’m a whale!

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  43. Anonymous says:

    July 28th, 2002 at 10:48 pm

    flight attendent in plane, “Maybe now they’ll listen when I recite the emergency instructions”

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  44. filkertom says:

    July 29th, 2002 at 5:25 am | Promoted

    Oh, my God, I think the pilot is Richard Simmons! He must’ve spotted you guys doing sit-ups, and come down to encourage you.

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  45. Mortius says:

    July 29th, 2002 at 9:40 am | Promoted

    Top 5 things you never want to hear your pilot say.

    1) I wonder what this button does?

    2) Oh shit.

    3) Is that noise normal?

    4) Airport? We don’t need no stinking airport.

    5) I always fly better after 10 beers.

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  46. Pc says:

    July 29th, 2002 at 11:19 am | Promoted

    Its raining planes aleluia…

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  47. Pc says:

    July 29th, 2002 at 11:20 am | Promoted

    Ola! eu sou o Ricardo

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  48. Steve M. says:

    July 29th, 2002 at 1:12 pm | Promoted

    “Thank you, God,” said Shamu. “Canned food lasts longer.”

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  49. Dave says:

    July 29th, 2002 at 2:22 pm

    I think I missed the parking lot…

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  50. satu largi says:

    July 30th, 2002 at 12:14 am | Promoted

    I didnt even know Keith Richards OWNED a plane…....

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  51. dov says:

    July 30th, 2002 at 2:47 am

    waiting for the duty free

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  52. Bryan says:

    July 31st, 2002 at 1:45 am | Promoted

    This fall on CBS: “The All-New Gilligan’s Island”

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  53. Datz It says:

    July 31st, 2002 at 2:16 am | Promoted

    The unsucsessful sequel to the movie about the train that thinks he can, he knows he can…...

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  54. Datz It says:

    July 31st, 2002 at 2:18 am | Promoted

    Due to lack of education, Osama Bin Laden thought the ocean was a good place to hijack a plane and crash into.

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  55. smack me says:

    July 31st, 2002 at 3:10 am | Promoted

    see even looking at boobies from the air will get ya in trouble.

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  56. WrldAccrdng2grth says:

    July 31st, 2002 at 1:31 pm | Promoted

    Hey do you think we have time for another beer..before we fly the plane?

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  57. cannelle says:

    August 1st, 2002 at 2:25 pm | Promoted

    Okay, everyone out and push!

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  58. cannelle says:

    August 1st, 2002 at 2:27 pm | Promoted

    All right… Everyone remember where we parked, okay?

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  59. Pokejedservo says:

    August 2nd, 2002 at 8:44 pm | Promoted

    Lifeguard: Ummm… sorry pilots but we’re not shooting anymore “Baywatch” photos here.

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  60. alan seaton says:

    August 4th, 2002 at 2:08 pm | Promoted

    the reason the British airforce never excelled in the field in reconnaissance

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  61. Sponz says:

    August 5th, 2002 at 12:39 am | Promoted

    You just HAD to press that Button didn’t you?!?

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  62. Steven Chapman says:

    August 5th, 2002 at 9:05 am | Promoted

    James Bond leaves yet more hi-tech junk lying around for Q to clean up.

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  63. Mike says:

    August 5th, 2002 at 2:12 pm | Promoted

    Someone flunked their final at the Terrorist Flying School.

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  64. Lard says:

    August 7th, 2002 at 10:22 am | Promoted

    Freak hurricane causes beach to end up 24,000 feet in sky.

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  65. Haddie says:

    August 8th, 2002 at 6:29 pm

    ALl this overcrouding. Now they have turned our airstrip in to a beach

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  66. pr says:

    August 8th, 2002 at 8:21 pm

    Moments after the “flight school” pic

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  67. Kymbo limbo says:

    August 9th, 2002 at 6:08 am | Promoted

    PASSENGER IN PLANE: HEY! Have we crashed???
    AIR HOSTESS:um..err..no sir this is a scene from our inflight movie “Beaches”,...more coffee?

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  68. David says:

    August 10th, 2002 at 10:22 am

    “I said ‘GEAR’ down, not steer!

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  69. Mr. Ramon says:

    August 11th, 2002 at 6:40 pm | Promoted

    Left penniless after her death, Aaliyah’s parents couldn’t afford the costly retrieval of the plane that killed her.

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  70. Anonymous says:

    September 16th, 2002 at 1:17 pm

    just missed the aircraft carrier …

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  71. Just me... says:

    September 17th, 2002 at 11:23 am | Promoted

    Perhaps this wasn’t the smartest place to park the plane after all…

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  72. tony from SLC says:

    September 17th, 2002 at 2:49 pm | Promoted

    ”...and if you look out of your windows to your right, you’ll see an EXCELLENT view of the Pacific Ocean…”

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  73. tony from SLC says:

    September 17th, 2002 at 2:51 pm | Promoted

    this is a perfect example of why women shouldn’t drive!!

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  74. Anonymous says:

    September 18th, 2002 at 12:02 pm

    “Look ‘MA i put it in the water
    and it grew into a full-size plane!”

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  75. ?@Ò‡n„ –e £a M?ÄÆtÈ! says:

    September 21st, 2002 at 9:26 am

    Tonite on the 8 ‘o clock news coverage:a failed terrorist attack on another historical monument,David Hasselhof.

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  76. Jona says:

    September 23rd, 2002 at 12:50 pm

    That’s a plaine who missed the Twin Towers

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  77. Mark Beular says:

    September 30th, 2002 at 8:36 pm

    Your captian would like for me to tell u have changed the plans and this is a one way flight to the beach

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  78. David says:

    February 28th, 2003 at 12:20 pm | Promoted

    Iraqi terrorists really need to find english translators for their navigators

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  79. Atrocity says:

    March 18th, 2003 at 4:59 pm

    The John Denver memorial beach.

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  80. m says:

    May 28th, 2003 at 5:55 am | Promoted

    it really is just plane sailing

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  81. paul says:

    January 8th, 2004 at 11:24 am

    this is your captain speaking, I’m sorry, but I can’t let go the bikini girl… she’s mine

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  82. Matt says:

    August 1st, 2004 at 12:57 pm | Promoted

    Thats the last time Sandy & Alex build a sandcastle with two towers…

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  83. GrooveSamurai says:

    October 21st, 2004 at 7:34 am

    “No, you fool! Next town over! This is the NO aeroplane beach!”

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