Just another day at the beach.
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July 26th, 2002 at 7:47 am
And, now, The Captain would like to thank you all for flying America West to sunny Bermuda. Please think of us for your next vacation.
July 26th, 2002 at 6:56 pm
Realizing the distraction it was to sunbath topless on a public beach, Diane put her top back on.
May 28th, 2003 at 5:55 am
it really is just plane sailing
July 27th, 2002 at 2:37 am
umm…. yeah i think those landings need a little more work, but while we’re here son i’ll teach you how to fish
July 26th, 2002 at 12:32 pm
Tired of being a terrorist, Abdulah just wanted a nice time at the beach.
July 26th, 2002 at 9:19 am
No, I don’t know why someone would park a plane on the beach. Now lay back down.
July 27th, 2002 at 8:30 pm
“No really,” you said, “don’t worry,” you said! “I can fly real close so we can look at the bikini babes!” you said! Great one, Steve, just great.
July 29th, 2002 at 9:40 am
Top 5 things you never want to hear your pilot say.
1) I wonder what this button does? 2) Oh shit. 3) Is that noise normal? 4) Airport? We don’t need no stinking airport. 5) I always fly better after 10 beers.
September 17th, 2002 at 2:49 pm
“…and if you look out of your windows to your right, you’ll see an EXCELLENT view of the Pacific Ocean…”
July 27th, 2002 at 11:41 am
Get that David Copperfield asshole on the phone and tell him to pick up his god damned props!
July 26th, 2002 at 9:31 am
In the event of a water landing…grab your sunscreen and await further instructions.
July 27th, 2002 at 5:31 am
“First a whale, then an airplane, what’s gonna be next?” wondered Mathew, who hadn’t noticed the spaceship that was approaching at cruising speed.
July 27th, 2002 at 11:42 am
“When the pilot said we would be on the beach in no time, he wasn’t kidding.”
July 29th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
“Thank you, God,” said Shamu. “Canned food lasts longer.”
July 26th, 2002 at 10:09 pm
“This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying Aeroflotsam, Russia’s premier airline.”
July 26th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
After seeing where his wife had been going, the pilot, in a jealous rage, decided to end it all
July 26th, 2002 at 2:17 pm
Are you my mother?
“Snort,” said the airplane.
July 27th, 2002 at 5:44 am
What do mean my frequent flier miles just ran out?
July 26th, 2002 at 7:50 am
From the Directors of “Airplane” comes: JAWS 2002: The flying Shark.
July 26th, 2002 at 9:27 am
Economy parking—not just for passengers any more.
July 26th, 2002 at 2:22 pm
This is NOT what I meant by an ocean view!!!!
July 28th, 2002 at 2:59 pm
Did you hear something?
July 29th, 2002 at 5:25 am
Oh, my God, I think the pilot is Richard Simmons! He must’ve spotted you guys doing sit-ups, and come down to encourage you.
August 1st, 2002 at 2:25 pm
Okay, everyone out and push!
August 1st, 2002 at 2:27 pm
All right… Everyone remember where we parked, okay?
August 5th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
Someone flunked their final at the Terrorist Flying School.
September 17th, 2002 at 11:23 am
Perhaps this wasn’t the smartest place to park the plane after all…
September 17th, 2002 at 2:51 pm
this is a perfect example of why women shouldn’t drive!!
August 1st, 2004 at 12:57 pm
Thats the last time Sandy & Alex build a sandcastle with two towers…
July 26th, 2002 at 8:53 am
‘Daddy daddy daddy!!! Please please will you inflate my airplane again?’
July 26th, 2002 at 9:32 am
Boston Logan Airport introduces Express to Cape Cod.
July 26th, 2002 at 12:40 pm
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the air . . . “
July 26th, 2002 at 1:29 pm
Woman on back: “ive allways wanted a picture of my plane with a dock on the back!”
July 26th, 2002 at 6:59 pm
“Oh, you joker. OK, I give up, why did the airplane land on the beach?”
July 28th, 2002 at 1:58 am
This is the closest to Brighton Town Centre you can park without a meter
July 31st, 2002 at 1:45 am
This fall on CBS: “The All-New Gilligan’s Island”
July 31st, 2002 at 2:16 am
The unsucsessful sequel to the movie about the train that thinks he can, he knows he can……
July 31st, 2002 at 2:18 am
Due to lack of education, Osama Bin Laden thought the ocean was a good place to hijack a plane and crash into.
July 31st, 2002 at 3:10 am
see even looking at boobies from the air will get ya in trouble.
July 31st, 2002 at 1:31 pm
Hey do you think we have time for another beer..before we fly the plane?
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:44 pm
Lifeguard: Ummm… sorry pilots but we’re not shooting anymore “Baywatch” photos here.
August 4th, 2002 at 2:08 pm
the reason the British airforce never excelled in the field in reconnaissance
August 5th, 2002 at 12:39 am
You just HAD to press that Button didn’t you?!?
August 5th, 2002 at 9:05 am
James Bond leaves yet more hi-tech junk lying around for Q to clean up.
August 7th, 2002 at 10:22 am
Freak hurricane causes beach to end up 24,000 feet in sky.
August 9th, 2002 at 6:08 am
PASSENGER IN PLANE: HEY! Have we crashed??? AIR HOSTESS:um..err..no sir this is a scene from our inflight movie “Beaches”,…more coffee?
August 11th, 2002 at 6:40 pm
Left penniless after her death, Aaliyah’s parents couldn’t afford the costly retrieval of the plane that killed her.
July 28th, 2002 at 3:40 am
“Aviation ? It’s just plane sailing,” says pilot
July 27th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
“Hey look, I caught an airplane.” “What kind of bait did you use?” “A case of beer.”
July 26th, 2002 at 7:30 am
Sweetie do you think we need to move our ride… The tide is starting to come in……
HONEY I AM A PROFESSIONAL IF I SAY IT IS FINE, IT IS FINE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE I’M TAKING A NAP!
July 26th, 2002 at 9:29 am
Try our new ulta-convenience vacation package with express service from all major cities non-stop to the beach.
July 26th, 2002 at 9:58 am
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I’m getting a funny feeling that we’re being watched…
July 26th, 2002 at 10:56 am
This airline supports the “Die now, Pay later” funeral service camapign.
July 26th, 2002 at 12:26 pm
Excuse me, but would you mind pointing me in the direction of Reykjavik?
July 28th, 2002 at 10:48 pm
flight attendent in plane, “Maybe now they’ll listen when I recite the emergency instructions”
July 26th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
You just never know what’s going to wash up on the shore after a storm.
July 26th, 2002 at 7:30 pm
The lively little coasttown Boring just put a plane in the surf to attract tourists.
July 26th, 2002 at 6:55 pm
America West now features a happy hour beach cruise.
July 26th, 2002 at 8:17 pm
‘Thar She Blows!’ ‘No, Ahab, the white WHALE is this way!’
July 26th, 2002 at 8:32 pm
Another day in Miami.
July 28th, 2002 at 10:30 am
It’s my plane and I do what I want with it!
July 28th, 2002 at 1:41 pm
and the airport is only a few seconds walk from the local beach
July 28th, 2002 at 7:40 pm
I’m a whale! I’m a whale!
July 29th, 2002 at 2:22 pm
I think I missed the parking lot…
July 30th, 2002 at 2:47 am
waiting for the duty free
August 8th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
ALl this overcrouding. Now they have turned our airstrip in to a beach
August 8th, 2002 at 8:21 pm
Moments after the “flight school” pic
August 10th, 2002 at 10:22 am
“I said ‘GEAR’ down, not steer!
September 16th, 2002 at 1:17 pm
just missed the aircraft carrier …
September 18th, 2002 at 12:02 pm
“Look ‘MA i put it in the water and it grew into a full-size plane!”
September 21st, 2002 at 9:26 am
Tonite on the 8 ‘o clock news coverage:a failed terrorist attack on another historical monument,David Hasselhof.
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:50 pm
That’s a plaine who missed the Twin Towers
September 30th, 2002 at 8:36 pm
Your captian would like for me to tell u have changed the plans and this is a one way flight to the beach
March 18th, 2003 at 4:59 pm
The John Denver memorial beach.
January 8th, 2004 at 11:24 am
this is your captain speaking, I’m sorry, but I can’t let go the bikini girl… she’s mine
October 21st, 2004 at 7:34 am
“No, you fool! Next town over! This is the NO aeroplane beach!”
July 26th, 2002 at 10:14 pm
After failing the Budweiser clydesdale wagon simulator test, Billy Bob faced similar female distractions as an airline pilot.
July 27th, 2002 at 4:30 pm
Sea Plane?
July 29th, 2002 at 11:19 am
It¥s raining planes aleluia…
July 29th, 2002 at 11:20 am
Ola! eu sou o Ricardo
July 30th, 2002 at 12:14 am
I didnt even know Keith Richards OWNED a plane…….
February 28th, 2003 at 12:20 pm
Iraqi terrorists really need to find english translators for their navigators
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July 26th, 2002 at 7:47 am
And, now, The Captain would like to thank you all for flying America West to sunny Bermuda. Please think of us for your next vacation.
July 26th, 2002 at 6:56 pm
Realizing the distraction it was to sunbath topless on a public beach, Diane put her top back on.
May 28th, 2003 at 5:55 am
it really is just plane sailing
July 27th, 2002 at 2:37 am
umm…. yeah i think those landings need a little more work, but while we’re here son i’ll teach you how to fish
July 26th, 2002 at 12:32 pm
Tired of being a terrorist, Abdulah just wanted a nice time at the beach.
July 26th, 2002 at 9:19 am
No, I don’t know why someone would park a plane on the beach. Now lay back down.
July 27th, 2002 at 8:30 pm
“No really,” you said, “don’t worry,” you said! “I can fly real close so we can look at the bikini babes!” you said! Great one, Steve, just great.
July 29th, 2002 at 9:40 am
Top 5 things you never want to hear your pilot say.
1) I wonder what this button does?
2) Oh shit.
3) Is that noise normal?
4) Airport? We don’t need no stinking airport.
5) I always fly better after 10 beers.
September 17th, 2002 at 2:49 pm
“…and if you look out of your windows to your right, you’ll see an EXCELLENT view of the Pacific Ocean…”
July 27th, 2002 at 11:41 am
Get that David Copperfield asshole on the phone and tell him to pick up his god damned props!
July 26th, 2002 at 9:31 am
In the event of a water landing…grab your sunscreen and await further instructions.
July 27th, 2002 at 5:31 am
“First a whale, then an airplane, what’s gonna be next?” wondered Mathew, who hadn’t noticed the spaceship that was approaching at cruising speed.
July 27th, 2002 at 11:42 am
“When the pilot said we would be on the beach in no time, he wasn’t kidding.”
July 29th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
“Thank you, God,” said Shamu. “Canned food lasts longer.”
July 26th, 2002 at 10:09 pm
“This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying Aeroflotsam, Russia’s premier airline.”
July 26th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
After seeing where his wife had been going, the pilot, in a jealous rage, decided to end it all
July 26th, 2002 at 2:17 pm
Are you my mother?
“Snort,” said the airplane.
July 27th, 2002 at 5:44 am
What do mean my frequent flier miles just ran out?
July 26th, 2002 at 7:50 am
From the Directors of “Airplane” comes: JAWS 2002: The flying Shark.
July 26th, 2002 at 9:27 am
Economy parking—not just for passengers any more.
July 26th, 2002 at 2:22 pm
This is NOT what I meant by an ocean view!!!!
July 28th, 2002 at 2:59 pm
Did you hear something?
July 29th, 2002 at 5:25 am
Oh, my God, I think the pilot is Richard Simmons! He must’ve spotted you guys doing sit-ups, and come down to encourage you.
August 1st, 2002 at 2:25 pm
Okay, everyone out and push!
August 1st, 2002 at 2:27 pm
All right… Everyone remember where we parked, okay?
August 5th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
Someone flunked their final at the Terrorist Flying School.
September 17th, 2002 at 11:23 am
Perhaps this wasn’t the smartest place to park the plane after all…
September 17th, 2002 at 2:51 pm
this is a perfect example of why women shouldn’t drive!!
August 1st, 2004 at 12:57 pm
Thats the last time Sandy & Alex build a sandcastle with two towers…
July 26th, 2002 at 8:53 am
‘Daddy daddy daddy!!! Please please will you inflate my airplane again?’
July 26th, 2002 at 9:32 am
Boston Logan Airport introduces Express to Cape Cod.
July 26th, 2002 at 12:40 pm
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the air . . . “
July 26th, 2002 at 1:29 pm
Woman on back: “ive allways wanted a picture of my plane with a dock on the back!”
July 26th, 2002 at 6:59 pm
“Oh, you joker. OK, I give up, why did the airplane land on the beach?”
July 28th, 2002 at 1:58 am
This is the closest to Brighton Town Centre you can park without a meter
July 31st, 2002 at 1:45 am
This fall on CBS: “The All-New Gilligan’s Island”
July 31st, 2002 at 2:16 am
The unsucsessful sequel to the movie about the train that thinks he can, he knows he can……
July 31st, 2002 at 2:18 am
Due to lack of education, Osama Bin Laden thought the ocean was a good place to hijack a plane and crash into.
July 31st, 2002 at 3:10 am
see even looking at boobies from the air will get ya in trouble.
July 31st, 2002 at 1:31 pm
Hey do you think we have time for another beer..before we fly the plane?
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:44 pm
Lifeguard: Ummm… sorry pilots but we’re not shooting anymore “Baywatch” photos here.
August 4th, 2002 at 2:08 pm
the reason the British airforce never excelled in the field in reconnaissance
August 5th, 2002 at 12:39 am
You just HAD to press that Button didn’t you?!?
August 5th, 2002 at 9:05 am
James Bond leaves yet more hi-tech junk lying around for Q to clean up.
August 7th, 2002 at 10:22 am
Freak hurricane causes beach to end up 24,000 feet in sky.
August 9th, 2002 at 6:08 am
PASSENGER IN PLANE: HEY! Have we crashed???
AIR HOSTESS:um..err..no sir this is a scene from our inflight movie “Beaches”,…more coffee?
August 11th, 2002 at 6:40 pm
Left penniless after her death, Aaliyah’s parents couldn’t afford the costly retrieval of the plane that killed her.
July 28th, 2002 at 3:40 am
“Aviation ? It’s just plane sailing,” says pilot
July 27th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
“Hey look, I caught an airplane.”
“What kind of bait did you use?”
“A case of beer.”
July 26th, 2002 at 7:30 am
Sweetie do you think we need to move our ride… The tide is starting to come in……
HONEY I AM A PROFESSIONAL IF I SAY IT IS FINE, IT IS FINE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE I’M TAKING A NAP!
July 26th, 2002 at 9:29 am
Try our new ulta-convenience vacation package with express service from all major cities non-stop to the beach.
July 26th, 2002 at 9:58 am
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I’m getting a funny feeling that we’re being watched…
July 26th, 2002 at 10:56 am
This airline supports the “Die now, Pay later” funeral service camapign.
July 26th, 2002 at 12:26 pm
Excuse me, but would you mind pointing me in the direction of Reykjavik?
July 28th, 2002 at 10:48 pm
flight attendent in plane, “Maybe now they’ll listen when I recite the emergency instructions”
July 26th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
You just never know what’s going to wash up on the shore after a storm.
July 26th, 2002 at 7:30 pm
The lively little coasttown Boring just put a plane in the surf to attract tourists.
July 26th, 2002 at 6:55 pm
America West now features a happy hour beach cruise.
July 26th, 2002 at 8:17 pm
‘Thar She Blows!’
‘No, Ahab, the white WHALE is this way!’
July 26th, 2002 at 8:32 pm
Another day in Miami.
July 28th, 2002 at 10:30 am
It’s my plane and I do what I want with it!
July 28th, 2002 at 1:41 pm
and the airport is only a few seconds walk from the local beach
July 28th, 2002 at 7:40 pm
I’m a whale! I’m a whale!
July 29th, 2002 at 2:22 pm
I think I missed the parking lot…
July 30th, 2002 at 2:47 am
waiting for the duty free
August 8th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
ALl this overcrouding. Now they have turned our airstrip in to a beach
August 8th, 2002 at 8:21 pm
Moments after the “flight school” pic
August 10th, 2002 at 10:22 am
“I said ‘GEAR’ down, not steer!
September 16th, 2002 at 1:17 pm
just missed the aircraft carrier …
September 18th, 2002 at 12:02 pm
“Look ‘MA i put it in the water
and it grew into a full-size plane!”
September 21st, 2002 at 9:26 am
Tonite on the 8 ‘o clock news coverage:a failed terrorist attack on another historical monument,David Hasselhof.
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:50 pm
That’s a plaine who missed the Twin Towers
September 30th, 2002 at 8:36 pm
Your captian would like for me to tell u have changed the plans and this is a one way flight to the beach
March 18th, 2003 at 4:59 pm
The John Denver memorial beach.
January 8th, 2004 at 11:24 am
this is your captain speaking, I’m sorry, but I can’t let go the bikini girl… she’s mine
October 21st, 2004 at 7:34 am
“No, you fool! Next town over! This is the NO aeroplane beach!”
July 26th, 2002 at 10:14 pm
After failing the Budweiser clydesdale wagon simulator test, Billy Bob faced similar female distractions as an airline pilot.
July 27th, 2002 at 4:30 pm
Sea Plane?
July 27th, 2002 at 4:30 pm
Sea Plane?
July 29th, 2002 at 11:19 am
It¥s raining planes aleluia…
July 29th, 2002 at 11:20 am
Ola! eu sou o Ricardo
July 30th, 2002 at 12:14 am
I didnt even know Keith Richards OWNED a plane…….
February 28th, 2003 at 12:20 pm
Iraqi terrorists really need to find english translators for their navigators