Plane Parking
Just another day at the beach.
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July 26th, 2002 at 7:30 am
Sweetie do you think we need to move our ride… The tide is starting to come in…...
HONEY I AM A PROFESSIONAL IF I SAY IT IS FINE, IT IS FINE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE I’M TAKING A NAP!
July 26th, 2002 at 7:47 am | Promoted
And, now, The Captain would like to thank you all for flying America West to sunny Bermuda. Please think of us for your next vacation.
July 26th, 2002 at 7:50 am | Promoted
From the Directors of “Airplane” comes: JAWS 2002: The flying Shark.
July 26th, 2002 at 8:53 am | Promoted
‘Daddy daddy daddy!!! Please please will you inflate my airplane again?’
July 26th, 2002 at 9:19 am | Promoted
No, I don’t know why someone would park a plane on the beach. Now lay back down.
July 26th, 2002 at 9:27 am | Promoted
Economy parking—-not just for passengers any more.
July 26th, 2002 at 9:29 am
Try our new ulta-convenience vacation package with express service from all major cities non-stop to the beach.
July 26th, 2002 at 9:31 am | Promoted
In the event of a water landing…grab your sunscreen and await further instructions.
July 26th, 2002 at 9:32 am | Promoted
Boston Logan Airport introduces Express to Cape Cod.
July 26th, 2002 at 9:58 am
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I’m getting a funny feeling that we’re being watched…
July 26th, 2002 at 10:56 am
This airline supports the “Die now, Pay later” funeral service camapign.
July 26th, 2002 at 12:26 pm
Excuse me, but would you mind pointing me in the direction of Reykjavik?
July 26th, 2002 at 12:32 pm | Promoted
Tired of being a terrorist, Abdulah just wanted a nice time at the beach.
July 26th, 2002 at 12:40 pm | Promoted
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the air . . . ”
July 26th, 2002 at 1:29 pm | Promoted
Woman on back: “ive allways wanted a picture of my plane with a dock on the back!”
July 26th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
You just never know what’s going to wash up on the shore after a storm.
July 26th, 2002 at 2:17 pm | Promoted
Are you my mother?
“Snort,” said the airplane.
July 26th, 2002 at 2:22 pm | Promoted
This is NOT what I meant by an ocean view!!!!
July 26th, 2002 at 6:26 pm | Promoted
After seeing where his wife had been going, the pilot, in a jealous rage, decided to end it all
July 26th, 2002 at 6:55 pm
America West now features a happy hour beach cruise.
July 26th, 2002 at 6:56 pm | Promoted
Realizing the distraction it was to sunbath topless on a public beach, Diane put her top back on.
July 26th, 2002 at 6:59 pm | Promoted
“Oh, you joker. OK, I give up, why did the airplane land on the beach?”
July 26th, 2002 at 7:30 pm
The lively little coasttown Boring just put a plane in the surf to attract tourists.
July 26th, 2002 at 8:17 pm
‘Thar She Blows!’
‘No, Ahab, the white WHALE is this way!’
July 26th, 2002 at 8:32 pm
Another day in Miami.
July 26th, 2002 at 10:09 pm | Promoted
“This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying Aeroflotsam, Russia’s premier airline.”
July 26th, 2002 at 10:14 pm | Promoted
After failing the Budweiser clydesdale wagon simulator test, Billy Bob faced similar female distractions as an airline pilot.
July 27th, 2002 at 2:37 am | Promoted
umm…. yeah i think those landings need a little more work, but while we’re here son i’ll teach you how to fish
July 27th, 2002 at 5:31 am | Promoted
“First a whale, then an airplane, what’s gonna be next?” wondered Mathew, who hadn’t noticed the spaceship that was approaching at cruising speed.
July 27th, 2002 at 5:44 am | Promoted
What do mean my frequent flier miles just ran out?
July 27th, 2002 at 11:41 am | Promoted
Get that David Copperfield asshole on the phone and tell him to pick up his god damned props!
July 27th, 2002 at 11:42 am | Promoted
“When the pilot said we would be on the beach in no time, he wasn’t kidding.”
July 27th, 2002 at 4:30 pm | Promoted
Sea Plane?
July 27th, 2002 at 4:30 pm | Promoted
Sea Plane?
July 27th, 2002 at 8:30 pm | Promoted
“No really,” you said, “don’t worry,” you said! “I can fly real close so we can look at the bikini babes!” you said! Great one, Steve, just great.
July 27th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
“Hey look, I caught an airplane.”
“What kind of bait did you use?”
“A case of beer.”
July 28th, 2002 at 1:58 am | Promoted
This is the closest to Brighton Town Centre you can park without a meter
July 28th, 2002 at 3:40 am
“Aviation ? It’s just plane sailing,” says pilot
July 28th, 2002 at 10:30 am
It’s my plane and I do what I want with it!
July 28th, 2002 at 1:41 pm
and the airport is only a few seconds walk from the local beach
July 28th, 2002 at 2:59 pm | Promoted
Did you hear something?
July 28th, 2002 at 7:40 pm
I’m a whale! I’m a whale!
July 28th, 2002 at 10:48 pm
flight attendent in plane, “Maybe now they’ll listen when I recite the emergency instructions”
July 29th, 2002 at 5:25 am | Promoted
Oh, my God, I think the pilot is Richard Simmons! He must’ve spotted you guys doing sit-ups, and come down to encourage you.
July 29th, 2002 at 9:40 am | Promoted
Top 5 things you never want to hear your pilot say.
1) I wonder what this button does?
2) Oh shit.
3) Is that noise normal?
4) Airport? We don’t need no stinking airport.
5) I always fly better after 10 beers.
July 29th, 2002 at 11:19 am | Promoted
Its raining planes aleluia…
July 29th, 2002 at 11:20 am | Promoted
Ola! eu sou o Ricardo
July 29th, 2002 at 1:12 pm | Promoted
“Thank you, God,” said Shamu. “Canned food lasts longer.”
July 29th, 2002 at 2:22 pm
I think I missed the parking lot…
July 30th, 2002 at 12:14 am | Promoted
I didnt even know Keith Richards OWNED a plane…....
July 30th, 2002 at 2:47 am
waiting for the duty free
July 31st, 2002 at 1:45 am | Promoted
This fall on CBS: “The All-New Gilligan’s Island”
July 31st, 2002 at 2:16 am | Promoted
The unsucsessful sequel to the movie about the train that thinks he can, he knows he can…...
July 31st, 2002 at 2:18 am | Promoted
Due to lack of education, Osama Bin Laden thought the ocean was a good place to hijack a plane and crash into.
July 31st, 2002 at 3:10 am | Promoted
see even looking at boobies from the air will get ya in trouble.
July 31st, 2002 at 1:31 pm | Promoted
Hey do you think we have time for another beer..before we fly the plane?
August 1st, 2002 at 2:25 pm | Promoted
Okay, everyone out and push!
August 1st, 2002 at 2:27 pm | Promoted
All right… Everyone remember where we parked, okay?
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:44 pm | Promoted
Lifeguard: Ummm… sorry pilots but we’re not shooting anymore “Baywatch” photos here.
August 4th, 2002 at 2:08 pm | Promoted
the reason the British airforce never excelled in the field in reconnaissance
August 5th, 2002 at 12:39 am | Promoted
You just HAD to press that Button didn’t you?!?
August 5th, 2002 at 9:05 am | Promoted
James Bond leaves yet more hi-tech junk lying around for Q to clean up.
August 5th, 2002 at 2:12 pm | Promoted
Someone flunked their final at the Terrorist Flying School.
August 7th, 2002 at 10:22 am | Promoted
Freak hurricane causes beach to end up 24,000 feet in sky.
August 8th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
ALl this overcrouding. Now they have turned our airstrip in to a beach
August 8th, 2002 at 8:21 pm
Moments after the “flight school” pic
August 9th, 2002 at 6:08 am | Promoted
PASSENGER IN PLANE: HEY! Have we crashed???
AIR HOSTESS:um..err..no sir this is a scene from our inflight movie “Beaches”,...more coffee?
August 10th, 2002 at 10:22 am
“I said ‘GEAR’ down, not steer!
August 11th, 2002 at 6:40 pm | Promoted
Left penniless after her death, Aaliyah’s parents couldn’t afford the costly retrieval of the plane that killed her.
September 16th, 2002 at 1:17 pm
just missed the aircraft carrier …
September 17th, 2002 at 11:23 am | Promoted
Perhaps this wasn’t the smartest place to park the plane after all…
September 17th, 2002 at 2:49 pm | Promoted
”...and if you look out of your windows to your right, you’ll see an EXCELLENT view of the Pacific Ocean…”
September 17th, 2002 at 2:51 pm | Promoted
this is a perfect example of why women shouldn’t drive!!
September 18th, 2002 at 12:02 pm
“Look ‘MA i put it in the water
and it grew into a full-size plane!”
September 21st, 2002 at 9:26 am
Tonite on the 8 ‘o clock news coverage:a failed terrorist attack on another historical monument,David Hasselhof.
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:50 pm
That’s a plaine who missed the Twin Towers
September 30th, 2002 at 8:36 pm
Your captian would like for me to tell u have changed the plans and this is a one way flight to the beach
February 28th, 2003 at 12:20 pm | Promoted
Iraqi terrorists really need to find english translators for their navigators
March 18th, 2003 at 4:59 pm
The John Denver memorial beach.
May 28th, 2003 at 5:55 am | Promoted
it really is just plane sailing
January 8th, 2004 at 11:24 am
this is your captain speaking, I’m sorry, but I can’t let go the bikini girl… she’s mine
August 1st, 2004 at 12:57 pm | Promoted
Thats the last time Sandy & Alex build a sandcastle with two towers…
October 21st, 2004 at 7:34 am
“No, you fool! Next town over! This is the NO aeroplane beach!”