Drop Bombs!
This is a top secret photo of a precision military operation.
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This is a top secret photo of a precision military operation.
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July 29th, 2002 at 4:02 pm
o.k., who’s the smartass bastard who moved the truck ?
July 29th, 2002 at 3:50 pm
**Whistle Blowing** “It’s Miller Time!”
July 31st, 2002 at 9:30 am
It was at this point they worked out that letting the blindman drive the forklift wasn’t such a great idea.
July 30th, 2002 at 6:28 am
Why Suicide Bombers prefer TNT…
July 29th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
In other news, the Air Force’s 40 billion dollar Stealth Forklift program was scrapped this week following reports that its revolutionary design became unstable at low speeds.
July 29th, 2002 at 11:37 am
Today on America’s Funniest Military Industrial Complex Home Videos…
July 29th, 2002 at 2:21 pm
After he was fired by the airline for landing his plane on the beach, Billy Bob got a wherehouse job at a military base.
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:49 pm
A new way of terrorism
July 29th, 2002 at 7:27 pm
Firecrackers get bigger every year.
July 29th, 2002 at 4:50 pm
This is what happens when too many women get in the military
July 29th, 2002 at 1:08 pm
“I don’t care what you’re doing,” said the warehouse manager. “Drop what you’re doing and get in here now!”
July 30th, 2002 at 2:10 am
Marlon Brando’s prescription suppositories arrived a little later than usual
July 30th, 2002 at 9:57 am
“April’s Fool!!!”, yelled Anthony, seconds before he died.
July 30th, 2002 at 1:16 pm
All you need now are your batteries honey:)
July 30th, 2002 at 8:10 pm
Everyone knew it would be trouble when Tony Hawk started tricking on the Quonset hut.
July 30th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
Get away from her, you BITCH!
July 31st, 2002 at 2:07 am
OH MY GOD JIM!!!! see that Forklift thats driving up the wall with a BOMB attatched to it…..theres a dollar next to it!!!
August 1st, 2002 at 7:49 am
jeeeezz……. it sure wiggles around more when it has the batteries are intalled eh ??????
August 2nd, 2002 at 1:11 am
Who let the woman drive?
August 2nd, 2002 at 10:57 am
Q.According to the ‘NUCLEAR WARHEAD HANDLER’S GUIDE’,what word is banned from a Handler’s vocabulary? A.OOPS.
August 4th, 2002 at 10:30 am
They told me it would fly!
August 4th, 2002 at 2:01 pm
the last remnants of Home Depot’s short-lived “thermonuclear warhead” home delivery service.
August 11th, 2002 at 6:47 pm
Omar Mohammed Jihad triumphantly managed to steal a bomb from an Air Force base to use in a terrorist attack, only to learn the hard way that driving a forklift isn’t as easy as it looks.
August 26th, 2006 at 1:51 am
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August 26th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
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August 27th, 2006 at 9:19 am
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March 2nd, 2008 at 6:48 am
Are New Multi Million Anti Terrorist Theft Device: THE REVERSE POLARITY FORKLIFT!
July 29th, 2002 at 3:48 pm
“Boy, Bob sure came running around that corner fast! What’s your hurry, Bob? Bob?!”
July 29th, 2002 at 12:53 pm
Be All You Can Be
July 29th, 2002 at 1:48 pm
OK John, back ‘er up a little more. Just a little more. What are you talking about, you got tons of room!
July 29th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
A rare behind-the-scenes look at President Bush’s “Missile Defense Shield” program.
July 29th, 2002 at 7:59 pm
Oh screw it. Let Anna Nicole Smith pick up her own dildoe.
July 31st, 2002 at 1:51 pm
Pictured above, the Pentagon’s latest development: The self propelled bomb-catcher. The forklift like device actually catches incoming ordinance and lays them gently to the ground, thus avoiding detonation.
July 29th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
Your tax dollars hard at work.
July 29th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
Warning: This medication may cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery and/or nuclear warheads.
July 30th, 2002 at 9:44 am
I told you to turn right!!!
July 30th, 2002 at 10:02 am
After this fifth unsuccesful attempt, Jimmy gave up trying to commit suicide.
August 2nd, 2002 at 1:24 am
Another short career for Tennessee Tuxedo.
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:54 am
fighter jet designer to general : ” So let me get this straight, you want me to mount THAT on the wings of your F-16??”
August 13th, 2002 at 5:51 am
Osama’s ne plan: Destroy America by way of the all-new INVISIBLE ISLAM!!
July 29th, 2002 at 2:08 pm
And we wonder how it is possible for foreign terrorists to train at US Flight schools, hijack us air liners and destroy the Twin Towers….
July 29th, 2002 at 6:46 pm
You mean forklifts AIN’T four wheel drive all terrain vehicles?!
Well damn… Now you tell me…
July 30th, 2002 at 12:03 am
Scud missile launch platform.
July 30th, 2002 at 2:29 am
That’s a pathetic fence for a military complex!
July 30th, 2002 at 9:50 am
Before Johnny could deliver the bomb, some terrorists had hijacked the plane and were heading for the Pentagon.
August 4th, 2002 at 2:05 pm
Jeremy the forklift driver left work early because the sheer size of the thermonuclear device made him feel sexually inadequate.
August 6th, 2002 at 4:34 pm
(Pilot to Co-Pilot)Ok I’m gonna drop it here, it’ll hit that sign there, fly over to the building, bounce off of that bird sitting in there and land in the forklift, nothing but net.
August 13th, 2002 at 6:35 pm
Dammit! Who stole my Norden bombsight??!!
September 18th, 2002 at 12:00 pm
“Guess i should’ve taken the ramp…”
September 30th, 2002 at 8:35 pm
When drunks drive the fork lift on casual Saturdays
March 21st, 2003 at 11:57 am
America need not fear or concern yourself over terrorism, for you neighbors suffer stupidicism
October 30th, 2004 at 10:19 am
whod of thought this bomb would make the forklift top heavy
July 31st, 2002 at 12:55 pm
An Army of one . . . stupid son of a bitch
July 29th, 2002 at 11:02 am
Darryl final understood why the Air Force had rejected his application for Flight School based on his less than perfect vision.
July 29th, 2002 at 2:03 pm
The age old question… “Which drops first, The Military Bomb(in the fork-lift), or the doody-bomb(in the fork-lift operator’s pants)?
July 29th, 2002 at 2:17 pm
Cruise control doesn’t STEER the vehicle, moron!
August 5th, 2002 at 9:13 am
The forklift is actually level. It’s the rest of the world that’s wrong.
August 5th, 2002 at 5:14 pm
operator: what happen !?!
captain: sombody set up us the bomb !!
August 9th, 2002 at 5:53 am
OK guys its 17:00 hrs, lets clean this baby up in the morning.
September 17th, 2002 at 3:12 pm
Had To Do It Your Own Way
September 17th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
A Terror Plan
October 10th, 2002 at 11:54 pm
Oh, thats why the West coast Long Shoreman didn’t want to work.
March 18th, 2003 at 4:58 pm
When cargo’s had enough of being pushed around.
January 8th, 2004 at 11:21 am
mr. bush, we have a little problem…
not now jef
sir, it’s very important..
ok, what’s the problem jef?
the caterpilar doesn’t drive like before….
October 30th, 2004 at 10:19 am
whod of thought a bomb would make this little crane top heavy
July 29th, 2002 at 11:22 am
Don’y ya just hate it when that happens?
July 29th, 2002 at 3:01 pm
The invisible man would try anything to steal military supplies from the waepons depot.
July 29th, 2002 at 4:23 pm
Due to a rupture in the space-time continuum, the driver of this forklift turned into a small flea, leaving the warhead to its demise at the hands of concrete.
July 30th, 2002 at 2:33 am
Sorry for dropping the mini-submarine guys
July 30th, 2002 at 1:08 am
Equity in the Defence Forces
Red Teaming is introduced to 3AR Logistics Squadron
July 31st, 2002 at 2:04 am
They decided to ban television, so we watched more,they wear more clothes, so we wear less, they drop some planes into the twin towers, so we drove a forklift with a missile attatched to it unsucsessfully to them…..
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:40 pm
Funny, I didn’t know there were Missle Napalms on the back of a Home Depot? Makes you wonder why the business has been around for 23 years hasn’t it?
April 16th, 2003 at 7:40 pm
Resourceful Iraqis try to catch US dropped bombs
October 20th, 2004 at 8:59 am
The spider-forklift demonstrates it`s effectiveness by reversing into the warehouse.
July 29th, 2002 at 4:05 pm
Moments earlier this parking lot had been teeming with Canadians and Afghan wedding guests.
July 30th, 2002 at 12:43 pm
The real reason Rosie O’Donnell quit her show is they always had trouble delivering her burritos.