Hey, Cheney! Yeah, you! Go get the White House Tailor RIGHT NOW and tell him I want to have a little “chat” with him about why he forgot to shorten these here britches like I told him to!
This Sunday at the Rose Garden! Economy? You’re goin’ DOWN! Bill of Rights? DOWN! Rule of law? Corporate accountability? The frickin’ biosphere? You’re goin’ DOWN DOWN DOWN!
You there, the only person on the planet that has made a joke on me that hasn’t been done WAY too many times! Oh yeah I forgot you don’t exist, nevermind.
Damnt! This whole anti-terrorrism mumbojumbo is givin’ the jitters… Where’s my damn private jet to Camp David? Come on people! Get with the program! ..the PROGRAM!!..
September 14th, 2004 at 9:28 pm
I’m sinking into a morass of quicksand! And I’m not just talking about Iraq.
August 1st, 2002 at 1:40 am
You tell them that I want some frickin’ sharks with some frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads, OK? Throw me a frickin’ bone here, people!
August 1st, 2002 at 3:01 pm
Hey Buster! I just added YOU to the axis of evil! How ya like that?
August 11th, 2002 at 6:20 pm
attacking iraq is EXACTLY what jesus would do.
August 1st, 2002 at 9:34 am
Oh yeah, your Bush stinks too.
October 10th, 2002 at 4:39 pm
“Word to yo mutha!”
August 5th, 2002 at 7:56 pm
“I’m not going to TELL you again, you Jews and Arabs PLAY NICE together!!!”
August 1st, 2002 at 4:05 am
Pull my finger!
August 1st, 2002 at 11:00 am
Dude! That’s my wife you’re making out with!!!
July 31st, 2002 at 8:21 pm
… Okay, now I want one of those little jockeys over on this side for balance….
July 31st, 2002 at 8:34 pm
“I know you are, but what am I?”
August 1st, 2002 at 9:00 am
“I know I look like an idiot, Gore! But you… You look like an idiot that lost the election! Hahaaa!”
August 2nd, 2002 at 6:11 pm
I think the marine is over…there.
August 5th, 2002 at 5:43 pm
Hey you, give me back my teeth
August 6th, 2002 at 2:08 pm
GET BACK HERE WITH MY DOUGHNUTS!!
August 9th, 2002 at 1:46 am
Marine in background “Boy, George sure has a nice ass”
July 31st, 2002 at 8:18 pm
…Stop…in the name of love…
July 31st, 2002 at 8:38 pm
The President misquotes himself again.
July 31st, 2002 at 8:40 pm
President Bush contributing to global warming.
July 31st, 2002 at 8:59 pm
It’s the welfare moms that are helping al-Qaeda! We must stop this menace!
August 1st, 2002 at 12:34 am
“You can’t prove that I drove that forklift!”
August 1st, 2002 at 1:21 am
YOU CANT FORCE ME TO BA A GOOD PRESIDENT DAD!!! I HATE YOU…I HATE YOU DAD!!!!!!!
August 1st, 2002 at 6:41 am
I have 1 Marine here that says he can take Bin Laden down. How much will you give me for him?
August 1st, 2002 at 7:44 am
. I said “SIT”….. not Shit !!!!
August 1st, 2002 at 9:17 am
“Yeah, after I’ve had Iraq, I’ll attack you!”
August 1st, 2002 at 4:43 pm
“It was a planters wart and the good doctors determined that I should ampulitate both feet. And I agreed. Next!”
August 2nd, 2002 at 1:16 am
Shut yo’ hole, Laura! I’ll be back by 5 and my dinner BETTER be on the table, bitch!
August 2nd, 2002 at 10:42 am
…..and any more of that Saturday Night Live shit from YOU Dana Carvey,me and my Dad are gonna fix you up goooooood!!
August 6th, 2002 at 8:05 am
…and then i told her to leave. i couldn’t do it with her kid watching
August 16th, 2002 at 8:02 am
The idiot son of an asshole
October 11th, 2002 at 1:08 pm
I PITY THA FOOL!
December 3rd, 2002 at 11:51 pm
get that damn dog off my grass
May 19th, 2003 at 8:26 pm
Hey you! Get off my Daughter!
August 12th, 2004 at 10:40 am
And one more thing: Always…no…never misunderestimate the power of this office.
September 7th, 2004 at 6:40 am
(scen1:The first day of Bush in white house).
Bush: At any cost i need l Lawnscy as mt personal asistant.
August 2nd, 2002 at 4:31 pm
Someone go call a priest! I see a dead marine ghost floatin around! He wants me to return his shoes!
August 1st, 2002 at 6:32 am
“I’m a little tea pot,short and stout.Here’s is my handle,there goes my spout”
July 31st, 2002 at 7:34 pm
Hey, Cheney! Yeah, you! Go get the White House Tailor RIGHT NOW and tell him I want to have a little “chat” with him about why he forgot to shorten these here britches like I told him to!
July 31st, 2002 at 5:49 pm
That’s my Limo, over there! The one that says “Bad Ass” on it!
August 1st, 2002 at 2:36 am
Hey, you! Pull your pants up and stop taking a dump on my lawn or else this marine will kick your ass on my command.
July 31st, 2002 at 8:14 pm
You come here and say that, and I’ll set my marine on you
July 31st, 2002 at 8:20 pm
This Sunday at the Rose Garden! Economy? You’re goin’ DOWN! Bill of Rights? DOWN! Rule of law? Corporate accountability? The frickin’ biosphere? You’re goin’ DOWN DOWN DOWN!
July 31st, 2002 at 9:05 pm
Dick, where DID you get those shoes! They’re just darling!
July 31st, 2002 at 11:01 pm
Uncle George Wants YOU to Join the Army.
July 31st, 2002 at 11:39 pm
Chaney, Dont Take the brown herbal exctasy!
August 1st, 2002 at 1:16 am
I Dont Give A Shit What The Army Says, Move All My Forces, Right There!!!!
August 1st, 2002 at 1:23 am
“….and over there we’ll put the shrine to me. Once I brainwash America, there’ll be no stopping me! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
August 1st, 2002 at 8:00 am
Are You Talkin’ To Me?
August 1st, 2002 at 8:53 am
“You say I have the brain of an amphibian? Well then tell me, what’s an amphibian?”
August 1st, 2002 at 9:47 am
Lord of the Rings will be released on August 6th. Save $11.98 on your copy now!
August 1st, 2002 at 12:32 pm
Hey watch your step, fido just pinched a loaf on the lawn.
August 1st, 2002 at 12:59 pm
Read my lips
August 1st, 2002 at 7:11 pm
Next to dyslexia, the president also seems to suffer from dysfingeria.
Here he is exersizing the F.ck Y.u sign (wrong finger in the wrong direction)
August 2nd, 2002 at 2:57 am
bush: “okay guys, this isnt funny anymore..some come out here and mow this cement-grass down so me and mr stiff guard can get out of here!
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:35 pm
You there, the only person on the planet that has made a joke on me that hasn’t been done WAY too many times! Oh yeah I forgot you don’t exist, nevermind.
August 2nd, 2002 at 10:40 pm
thats not fair
August 3rd, 2002 at 5:57 pm
“I pay good money to have this lawn manicured , so can you just GET OFF!”
August 4th, 2002 at 4:51 pm
Your next Saddam Hussain!
August 5th, 2002 at 9:11 am
“Hey, we’re stuck in this deep grass and all you guys can do is take pictures!”
August 5th, 2002 at 2:08 pm
I just love men in uniform!
August 5th, 2002 at 5:47 pm
i want your cock in my mouth
August 5th, 2002 at 6:02 pm
You Tell That family OUT OUT!!!!!! This WallMart is taking over.
August 6th, 2002 at 4:38 pm
Hey you! Get the landscaper to cut this damn grass. I just stepped in a huge pile of dog crap. You imbeciles!
August 7th, 2002 at 10:25 pm
Damnt! This whole anti-terrorrism mumbojumbo is givin’ the jitters… Where’s my damn private jet to Camp David? Come on people! Get with the program! ..the PROGRAM!!..
August 8th, 2002 at 6:45 pm
i pitty da foo, sucka!
August 9th, 2002 at 6:25 am
HEY Jackass!! If you caption me with somethin’ that makes me look damn stupid,I’m coming after you..you S.O.B..
Do you HEAR ME? DO YOU HEAR ME???
August 9th, 2002 at 6:29 am
Is that my plane down there on that beach????
OK ..who just giggled?
August 10th, 2002 at 1:10 am
“You da man! No, YOU DA MAN!!”
August 10th, 2002 at 10:18 am
“you put your left arm in, your left arm out, in, out, in, out, and shake it all about…”
August 13th, 2002 at 5:50 am
How many times do I have to tell you Clintons… IT’S OVER!!
August 21st, 2002 at 7:18 pm
hi~~ man~ you too?
September 14th, 2002 at 2:46 pm
a dancy Bush
September 17th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
Out there honey… God damn it, I don’ know where I put those damn shoes!
September 18th, 2002 at 11:55 am
“I am the greatest !”
September 23rd, 2002 at 8:55 pm
all your base are belong to us!!!
September 30th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
i told u not to get those horses at the back of the white house where no one can see them
January 25th, 2003 at 12:56 pm
Girls, I told you never to get drunk on the white house lawn again!
January 25th, 2003 at 12:57 pm
You can see it in the way he steps, his popularity is SINKING!
March 6th, 2003 at 3:29 pm
go red sox!!!
March 18th, 2003 at 4:55 pm
And what do foreigners know about foreign affairs!
September 21st, 2003 at 7:42 pm
where is my bitch!?!
January 8th, 2004 at 11:18 am
“what, you’ve got saddam?”
kill that guy
October 30th, 2004 at 10:21 am
hey is that weapons of mass destruction!
uhh.. thats a fire hydrant sir
November 4th, 2004 at 6:43 pm
You’re stuck with me for 4 more years…even though half of you hate me! For my next trick…”I GOT YOUR NOSE!”
June 6th, 2004 at 7:40 pm
ok kids! Im just going to my restroom to have some drugs and coffee.. Noo im only joking.. I’m not really having the coffee
September 10th, 2004 at 9:50 pm
Can I stick that in my mouth?
October 27th, 2004 at 1:55 pm
That’s just FABulous!
September 3rd, 2006 at 2:31 pm
oi! let me fuck the badger
June 20th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
grrrr im scary
August 1st, 2002 at 2:53 pm
Wassssssssup
July 31st, 2002 at 8:15 pm
‘Scuse me, son! Yeah, you with the baggy trousers. How much for an eighth?
July 31st, 2002 at 10:44 pm
I need a hero! I’m holding out for a hero ’till the morning light…
July 31st, 2002 at 11:50 pm
man, i dont know what that guy’s smokin, but i WANT SOME!
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:50 pm
Yo Yo YO!!! Me and my homies be chillin in da hizhouze be-yatch!
July 31st, 2002 at 4:48 pm
Bush says, ‘Oi Clinton, that’s my wife not a intern. Get it out of her mouth”.
September 14th, 2004 at 4:49 pm
IEM RETHHARDED
August 1st, 2002 at 8:54 am
“Hey Gore! Gore! Yeah you! You didn’t get president! Hahahahaha!”