Crazy fan
Still more evidence that soccer fans are the craziest in the world.
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August 1st, 2002 at 7:13 pm
The real life inspiration of Cartman.
August 1st, 2002 at 10:44 am
“Smell yer maw!”
August 1st, 2002 at 10:26 am
Still move evidence that painting your children’s face half red leads to violence.
August 6th, 2002 at 8:48 pm
Dear Kiss My Ass, just look at the picture, enough said.
September 19th, 2003 at 5:28 pm
Hey ref, you suck you stupid son of a b!@#*. Go f#@* you f@#*ing mother and take that c@#* out of you f#*@ing mouth you dirty c@#* sucking wh@#*.
August 1st, 2002 at 8:31 pm
Down MiniMe!
August 1st, 2002 at 1:28 pm
Little Stewie finally snapped and let his great Aunt Lucy know what he thought of her red lipstick and sloppy kisses
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:50 am
right back at ya, Mr. Bush
August 4th, 2002 at 6:08 pm
Poor Johnny always got into trouble after losing most of three fingers and a thumb in a peewee hockey accident.
August 5th, 2002 at 2:24 pm
Jimmy didn’t make it to the Summer High Junior Team, so he was appointed the team hooligan.
August 1st, 2002 at 10:25 am
Hey Ref, Up Yours!
August 4th, 2002 at 6:04 pm
This young “soccer” fan is so crazy, he’s wearing a HOCKEY jersey. You dimwits!
August 5th, 2002 at 2:26 pm
Ten years later Harry bought a gun and shot twelve class-mates.
August 1st, 2002 at 12:09 pm
Macaulay Culkin, before it went horribly wrong
August 2nd, 2002 at 1:10 am
In a related story, Whitney Houston declares she now no longer believes the children are our future.
August 2nd, 2002 at 11:43 pm
Future XFL star……oh..wait….nevermaind
August 1st, 2002 at 2:57 pm
THATS OUR DENNIS THE MENACE!!!
August 1st, 2002 at 9:57 pm
Ricky Schroder Jr. in a recent nursery school production of “Braveheart.”
August 2nd, 2002 at 4:37 pm
*%$^ you! I’ll watch Mr. Rogers all I damn well please!
August 1st, 2002 at 4:23 pm
F you Hasek! I’m glad you RETIRED!
August 1st, 2002 at 11:44 pm
“You think this finger is small!?! Take a look at my other ‘finger’!”
August 1st, 2002 at 7:06 pm
Easy way to spot hooliganism at an early stage:
they use their fingers to count.
August 2nd, 2002 at 6:16 pm
Hey teacher!…Leave us kids alone.
August 1st, 2002 at 7:55 pm
even though George Bush’s little known son was raised all the way in Great Britain, he, unfortunately took after his father
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:32 pm
An evil Jonathan Lipnicki or an evil Macauly Culkin? Who knows…
August 3rd, 2002 at 12:06 am
Shows you what those jackass Carolina people teach their kids, huh? Oh yea, that must’ve been right after Hasek was raising the cup wasn’t it? Or maybe after Yzerman was reciving the Conn Smythe.
August 4th, 2002 at 2:57 pm
ARE YOU BLIND, REF?!?!
August 6th, 2002 at 1:02 am
Hey mommy look what daddy taught me to do!
August 6th, 2002 at 1:17 am
Hey guys! Juvy hall was great!!!
August 7th, 2002 at 4:13 am
Fook yer Ferguson!!!
August 6th, 2002 at 9:21 pm
Eminem’s kid went to a hockey game last night.
August 10th, 2002 at 10:13 am
Oh yeah? Well take a look at the size of THIS bugger!
August 12th, 2002 at 7:20 am
Tidy my bedroom? How does F**k off grab ya?
September 18th, 2002 at 11:52 am
“Screw you guys, i’m going home !”
September 17th, 2002 at 2:56 pm
A Kid Again
February 18th, 2004 at 12:30 pm
A Yankee fans humble beginnings.
August 1st, 2002 at 10:25 am
I may be small, but my Daddy does this while driving all the time!
August 1st, 2002 at 10:49 am
You can see the crazed look in the boys eye, the blood dripping from his face and the finger flipping off the 3 five year olds he just beat the crap out of.
August 1st, 2002 at 10:43 am
“When children attack IV”, coming to a TV near you soon.
Lots of children harmed people in the making of this show…
August 1st, 2002 at 10:50 am
‘yeah, and your red paint sucks too!’
August 1st, 2002 at 10:52 am
‘and then the bad man did this and ran away with the paint!’
August 1st, 2002 at 11:05 am
I can’t find the exact words to say! So there!!!!!
August 1st, 2002 at 12:18 pm
(the reason George was pointing and screaming.)
August 1st, 2002 at 2:18 pm
Even at a young age, Billy was being primed for a life in politics.
August 1st, 2002 at 10:38 pm
Aah, this is what football is all about.
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:00 am
my father is such a good role model..what?! well F@#$@ you too!!
August 2nd, 2002 at 6:12 pm
During his first day at soccer camp, little Billy’s coaches began to think he might actually have more potential as a fan than a player…
August 5th, 2002 at 9:08 am
Wee William Wallace makes known his displeasure at Scotland’s 10-0 defeat at the hands of the hated English.
August 13th, 2002 at 4:25 am
After his bloody fight with a team owner, Billy decides to take on the entire team…
August 15th, 2002 at 4:18 pm
1 hotdog please….
August 18th, 2002 at 12:17 am
“It is NOT herpes, Ok?? It’s Rosesia you uncultured prick!”
November 14th, 2002 at 8:56 pm
Even the kid know the call is bull crap
July 12th, 2003 at 10:06 am
What do you mean “Barney isn’t real”?
June 27th, 2006 at 11:43 am
Yeah, bite me, Nanny McPhee!
I got your friggin “time out” right here!
August 4th, 2002 at 2:19 pm
Little Barnabus was finally kicked out of the nudist colony after he kept getting into everyone’s “hair” around (that) time of the month.
August 2nd, 2002 at 9:55 am
Just another disappointed fan at the Monster Truck Rally
August 1st, 2002 at 4:31 pm
Clearly a prime example of the quality of parenting in this day and age. The gesture, the face-paint, and the naked-chick silouhettes on his shirt… they all add up to “fine childrearing skills” in my book!
August 6th, 2002 at 1:06 am
Shows you what those jackass Carolina shits teach their kids, huh? Oh yea, that must’ve been right after Hasek was raising the cup wasn’t it? Or maybe after Lidstom was reciving the Conn Smythe. Or maybe when Yzerman gave the Stanley Cup to Bowman.
P.S. The first quote just like mine is not me it was a dumbass friend of mine who doesn’t know anything about the Red Wings so just ignore the fact that he took my idea!!!
August 8th, 2002 at 1:06 am
After the girls in his pre-school used the red paint during draw time to express their displeasure with his shirt, little Helmut retaliated the same way he’d always seen his dad retaliate against his mom.
August 8th, 2002 at 6:27 pm
Look what I learned from Daddy.
August 11th, 2002 at 6:22 pm
mommy…what does this mean??
August 14th, 2002 at 3:57 pm
the refereees a wanker!!!
September 14th, 2002 at 2:38 pm
He didn`t clean his teeth tonight.
Bad boy !
October 23rd, 2002 at 2:53 pm
you think thats good u should hear what i can say bitch!
January 23rd, 2003 at 12:58 pm
north carolina welomes the NHL.
March 7th, 2003 at 2:48 am
It’s Dennis the Menace in the flesh!
March 18th, 2003 at 4:54 pm
Ted Nugents kid.
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:27 am
what the …. what is he thinkin i’m the soccer god, get to live BICH
June 3rd, 2003 at 12:05 pm
HOLLIGAN FOR LIIIIIIIIIIFE!
June 9th, 2003 at 1:20 pm
Another peacefull fan who lives the sport
July 28th, 2003 at 2:10 am
What the f**k do you mean BARNEY isnt real
September 21st, 2003 at 7:41 pm
hey! look at me i know to do the finger!
December 4th, 2003 at 11:15 am
Funny Right?
April 14th, 2004 at 8:50 am
daddy taught him well
October 30th, 2004 at 10:23 am
what do you mean nap time.. ill give you nap time
June 2nd, 2004 at 7:48 pm
If bawny was here he kick your ass and smack your weenie!
October 13th, 2004 at 10:28 am
Even davids son had lost faith in the bechkams
January 24th, 2005 at 5:08 pm
UP YOURS, YANKEES!!!!! GO RED SOX <333
January 25th, 2005 at 6:49 am
“No Child Left Behind” poster boy
January 25th, 2005 at 6:52 am
….and the horse you rode in on!
January 25th, 2005 at 3:34 pm
“When I grow up I’m going to be President of the nited States!!”
September 29th, 2006 at 5:45 pm
“I learned this from Bush!”
November 10th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
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August 1st, 2002 at 12:57 pm
Luv my soccer
August 2nd, 2002 at 10:47 am
OH MY GOD. You are all IDIOTS. Everyone can see that that isn’t a KID, that’s a 20 year old MIDGET!
August 7th, 2002 at 12:29 pm
And that’s how you got from so far down the list to number 1 a few times running eh!
August 6th, 2002 at 4:30 pm
Onebad427 dork, right at the bottom where the cheating prick belongs. Give the cheating a break eh!