Wheel chair high jump
The new handicap olympics high jump record.
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August 4th, 2002 at 1:06 pm
“Timmy!”
August 2nd, 2002 at 5:13 pm
Memo to all staff: Even though we no longer have any physically disabled persons in our employ, smoke breaks on the roof are being suspended until installation of the safety lip. Thank you.
The Management.
August 3rd, 2002 at 3:36 pm
What do you get when you cross Tony Hawk with Steven Hawkings?
August 2nd, 2002 at 7:42 pm
Looks like one of those dumb asses on “Jackass” is finally going to get what he deserves !!!
August 9th, 2002 at 1:28 am
“welp, im probably gonna miss wheelchair basketball tonight”
August 5th, 2002 at 7:29 am
Christopher Reeve reprises his role as Superman.
August 3rd, 2002 at 10:25 am
“This will teach that jerk in the Kia to park in the handicapped spot.”
August 9th, 2002 at 1:27 am
Maybe if I look retarted and throw my arms up, I won’t make such a big splat.
August 10th, 2002 at 6:21 am
Jimmy didn’t like half work. So he jumped again to be totally disabled.
August 8th, 2002 at 6:52 am
What happens when you fancy the girlfriend of the school bully.
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:29 pm
Promotional screenshot of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 9: Give It Up Dude.
August 3rd, 2002 at 3:03 pm
Evel Knievel just doesn’t know when it’s time to retire.
August 3rd, 2002 at 11:14 pm
“R” is for “Reggie” who jumped off of roofs.
August 5th, 2002 at 2:48 pm
“Pull out the mattress, guys. Walter’s jumping again!”
August 28th, 2004 at 11:32 am
Steven Hawkings Pro-Wheelchair
June 27th, 2006 at 11:46 am
“Okay guys, check it out, cuz I’m only gonna do this once!”
August 5th, 2002 at 9:09 am
“You are the One, Neo!”
August 5th, 2002 at 10:32 am
CATCH!
August 5th, 2002 at 1:51 pm
Evil Kneivel ain’t got nuthin’ on me!
August 2nd, 2002 at 4:34 pm
Ahhh! I just saw Marlon Brando eat a kitten whole! Goodbye, cruel world!
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:14 pm
Goddamn Japanese cars, I’m takin’ you out!
August 2nd, 2002 at 11:47 pm
Unknown to all who see this picture, to the left is the world’s biggest woman…..Ol’ Johny here just wants a piece of the ‘action’.
August 4th, 2002 at 4:07 am
Harrold always found creative ways to evade the lanlord when he couldn’t pay his rent.
August 4th, 2002 at 12:20 pm
The last stunt on “Fear Factor” before the courts shut them down.
August 5th, 2002 at 7:52 pm
Shot from the clip “One day I’ll fly away” (by Janis Ian).
It took 47 takes and as much actors and they still didn’t get it right.
August 8th, 2002 at 7:18 pm
DUDE, there’s my car!
August 15th, 2002 at 4:14 pm
I believe i can fly,
i believe i can touch the sky….
or not!!!!
September 25th, 2002 at 9:38 pm
Robbie Kneivel’s last jump
October 19th, 2002 at 11:27 am
Johnny figured he was already paralyzed so he might as well go for it
June 9th, 2003 at 1:21 pm
The stunt who finally killed Jimmy Knoxville.
August 2nd, 2002 at 6:20 pm
The initial prototype of the Segway personal transporter failed miserably.
August 2nd, 2002 at 7:34 pm
I think I can, I think I can…
August 2nd, 2002 at 7:40 pm
Derek decided to take a shortcut to the parking lot.
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:26 pm
New tactic of getting people who take handicap places and dont have a tag.
August 3rd, 2002 at 2:37 am
Wait a minute did you say a WHEELCHAIR?! i thought you meant a JETPACK! AAAAAAAA
August 4th, 2002 at 10:32 am
One leg broken, might as well go for two!
August 4th, 2002 at 11:35 am
I change my mind…too late…AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
August 4th, 2002 at 6:16 pm
Bringing new meaning to the “Persons With Disabilities Act”
August 5th, 2002 at 2:33 pm
When Waldorf finally tested his flying weelchair, he had forgotten the wings.
August 8th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
Didn’t kill myself the first time, just landed in this wheelchair. Maybe this will fix it?
August 10th, 2002 at 10:09 am
after many attempts to get onto Fear Factor, Jimmy decided to go it alone with his own show, Wheels of Fortune.
August 13th, 2002 at 5:50 pm
Bungee cord? Who needs a bungee cord??!!
August 17th, 2002 at 1:52 pm
didn’t this used to be a multi storey?
October 24th, 2002 at 11:49 am
Johnny Airtimes greatest jump.
December 10th, 2002 at 11:25 pm
Extreme handicap sports!
October 15th, 2004 at 7:53 pm
Analogy for George Bush’s Iraq policy.
August 6th, 2002 at 1:32 pm
Dude let’s get stoned and jump off my roof!
August 5th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
The amazing part, of course, is that he cleared the entire building in the first place.
August 4th, 2002 at 6:15 pm
Some of President Bush’s new social program reforms go a little too far . . .
August 2nd, 2002 at 6:20 pm
Because he has artificial legs, Joe fitted the Benji-elastic round his neck.
August 3rd, 2002 at 6:06 pm
Joe is our regular base-jump tester.
You never know if a building is high enough…
August 3rd, 2002 at 1:23 pm
Boys off picture-
Boy 1: “See, I told you he was really handicapped.”
Boy 2: “Huh, well live and learn.”
Boy in wheelchair: “Timmy?!?”
August 3rd, 2002 at 2:34 pm
Christopher Reeves would never turn down another sequel.
August 3rd, 2002 at 3:06 pm
“Yeah…our building is wheelchair accessible. Why don’t you try out our new invisible ramp” (big push) “he he he”
August 3rd, 2002 at 4:50 pm
uhhhh Dude, I’m gonna keep doin this till I do it right uhhhhh
August 7th, 2002 at 5:42 pm
Ashcroft nails another enemy combatant.
August 8th, 2002 at 12:49 am
E! Scoop Exclusive! Shocker Tobey Maguire Spidey sequel! After Peter Parker suffers terrible accident in scene one, when his web line snaps, he continues his fight against evil, despite all odds.
August 8th, 2002 at 6:42 pm
These SPECIAL OLYMPICS are getting way too easy.
August 9th, 2002 at 5:33 am
Weeeeeeee….see I told you Dudes I could trampoline!!!!
August 11th, 2002 at 9:24 pm
Um. I have a question… WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING ON THE ROOF WITH A WHEEL CHAIR. eh hem.. sorry.
August 11th, 2002 at 9:26 pm
Johnny is still having a tough time with his new anti gravity wheel chair I see…
September 17th, 2002 at 3:01 pm
Channel 5 News
August 17th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
“Enough of these strong superheroes — we need someone the public can identify with. How about Wheelchair Man?”
September 17th, 2002 at 3:03 pm
The New Dell Commercial
September 22nd, 2002 at 12:20 pm
Jim realized he should have gave up the roofing buiseness after his first accident
October 4th, 2002 at 7:24 am
Hospital bills avoiding technique.
October 19th, 2002 at 11:30 am
between this and good parking spaces–they get all the fun
November 14th, 2002 at 8:55 pm
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE
November 22nd, 2002 at 7:54 pm
“I can fly.. i can fly… i can fl.. OH SHIT!!! I CANT FLY! I CANT FLY! heeelllppppp
March 18th, 2003 at 4:54 pm
The handicapped tried to start an X Games of their own like the Special Olympics…but…
September 19th, 2003 at 5:17 pm
And all this time I was told that elderly people at nursing homes die of natural causes.
September 21st, 2003 at 7:39 pm
i believe i can FLYYY
October 30th, 2004 at 10:23 am
boy this is dangerous.. I could become even more paralised
October 30th, 2004 at 10:24 am
supermans still got it!
October 27th, 2004 at 1:52 pm
oops, forgot the feathers
December 16th, 2004 at 3:15 pm
merry christmas glen hoddle
January 25th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
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October 9th, 2007 at 8:14 am
X-treme paralympics!
August 6th, 2002 at 9:16 pm
The police never suspected Steven to be the catburglar making off with all the heists. The police also never realized how serious Steven was when he said he was never going to jaul.
August 2nd, 2002 at 5:12 pm
“take this you crappy rice burner!”
August 2nd, 2002 at 6:41 pm
I hope I get on Jackass.
August 2nd, 2002 at 6:35 pm
See that squiggly thing next to the box off to the right? That’s what’s left of the Bunjee Cord.
August 2nd, 2002 at 8:28 pm
singing I CAN KISS THE SKY!
August 3rd, 2002 at 3:54 am
And they thought being paralysed would end my dare devil carreer. THINK AGAIN!
August 3rd, 2002 at 8:18 pm
Fun photos from this year’s Former Stunt Double Picnic.
August 3rd, 2002 at 10:57 am
Auditions for the new Superman movie are going well as this next actor gets into the spirit and gives some extra dramatic flair to his reading.
August 4th, 2002 at 2:21 pm
This guy just found out that gravity is not his friend either.
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:49 pm
things just got out of hand on saturday.
let’s get stoned and jump off my roof
August 2nd, 2002 at 3:52 pm
This photo is from the personal collection of Osteopathic surgeon Dr. Joseph Mengele.
August 2nd, 2002 at 4:09 pm
Christopher Reeve, still in denial that he is no longer the Man of Steal, gives it one more shot.