You dont wanna know
…what’s wrong with this guy?
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August 9th, 2002 at 1:13 am
Reject # 173 for the “dude, your gettin a dell” spokesman
August 8th, 2002 at 1:40 am
One satisfied viewer of Anna Nichole Smith’s new show
August 8th, 2002 at 5:56 am
Yet another foiled robbery attempt when the suspect had difficulty with his gun.
August 8th, 2002 at 11:51 am
Wanna slow dance?
August 12th, 2002 at 12:11 am
Roger Ebert: The college years
August 10th, 2002 at 12:34 am
Im a chick Magnet!
August 11th, 2002 at 9:55 am
“Hey, look, my thumb is as big as my penis in erection!”
August 8th, 2002 at 6:50 am
“Look! I’ve eaten spaghetti and I’ve kept my shirt clean!”
August 9th, 2002 at 8:14 am
the secret photo of the winner of american idol
August 7th, 2002 at 6:42 pm
The viagra is working fine !
August 7th, 2002 at 7:16 pm
Alien 8
there’s a dick living in my beerbelly.
August 7th, 2002 at 8:43 pm
“Hey, Ma! Look, no hands!”
August 7th, 2002 at 11:02 pm
For fresh results, apply affected area twice daily or when moist. If bothersome dryness or peeling occurs, reduce application to every other day.
August 9th, 2002 at 1:11 am
“My gold necklace makes me look cool no matter how gay I am!”
August 15th, 2002 at 4:13 pm
Viagra… it realy works!!!
August 7th, 2002 at 7:26 pm
Adam Sandler’s look-alike gives Sandler the high sign after succesfully sneaking the Oscar statue out of Robert DeNiro’s house.
August 8th, 2002 at 9:02 am
Bob the Texas A&M Aggie proudly displays his Gig’Em sign after proving the Viagra does indeed work.
August 8th, 2002 at 6:11 pm
“I’ve got an Alien clawing its way out of my stomach and I’ve never felt better!”
August 8th, 2002 at 5:12 pm
Aww, look, it’s kicking!
August 8th, 2002 at 6:35 pm
I FOUND WALDO!!!
August 9th, 2002 at 6:39 am
Wilbur tried hard to convince himself that his new colostomy bag WAS un-noticeable,but did concede it may have been risky shopping on the net auction site “Bag me one up Scotty”…especially
in the “slightly used section”.
August 11th, 2002 at 11:18 am
The boy scout van never came to pick up 25 year old Jimmy,lending creedence to the possibility that he’s either too old for the scouts,a loser, or both.
August 12th, 2002 at 12:13 am
A very unsuccessful hitchhiker.
September 24th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
thats the thinest one i’ve ever seen!
October 8th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
Haha, he has a small dick!
August 7th, 2002 at 7:59 pm
I’m telling you, it’s evening wood! yes, it’s real!
August 7th, 2002 at 8:00 pm
It’s just my pants folding, really!
August 7th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
Well, we have to get married, but we’re in love.
August 8th, 2002 at 9:25 am
Melvin shows off the new “WonderJock” that he bought from Victor’s Secret.
August 8th, 2002 at 1:21 pm
I have an erection
August 8th, 2002 at 8:19 pm
You know that rat that I borrowed from Richard Gere?, well, its on its way back down the ole colon.
August 10th, 2002 at 10:39 pm
I’m a human compass.
August 11th, 2002 at 6:45 pm
i give it a 10!!
August 14th, 2002 at 9:27 am
my names forest, forest gump
August 24th, 2002 at 1:49 pm
im just happy to see you..no really..im HAPPY to see you honest
September 22nd, 2002 at 12:16 pm
Rob realized he was different from the other boys upon discovering he was the only human who’s penis protruded from his belly button
October 23rd, 2002 at 2:54 pm
its not my finger honest!!!
October 23rd, 2002 at 2:54 pm
BONER!!!!
November 14th, 2002 at 8:54 pm
Maybe if i act like this is my dick a girl might acctually talk to me
March 18th, 2003 at 4:50 pm
Army Recruit poster.
May 13th, 2003 at 12:51 am
I’m not only the president I’m also a member!
September 10th, 2004 at 9:30 pm
Cheerleader George Bush’s college lover
December 22nd, 2004 at 4:03 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 5:59 pm
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
December 22nd, 2004 at 6:54 pm
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
August 8th, 2002 at 5:41 am
this guys head is tiny.
August 9th, 2002 at 6:45 am
Yeah man, so what if I’m the forklift guy.
One cone don’t effec’ my judgement.
August 17th, 2002 at 3:24 pm
“Please, please, no,” he begged. “You must do this!” the relentless camera people told him. “All right,” he said, and he did what they asked him to. “Now you must shoot me. I am no longer worthy to live on this planet.”
August 8th, 2002 at 12:29 am
Dude! Think this will fool the guys at the Gay Man Quarterly Amateur Centerfold Contest?!
August 8th, 2002 at 10:58 am
This is George Clooney after getting drunk “Yeah sure I’ll star in “Batman & Robin” what could hurt?”
August 9th, 2002 at 1:31 pm
One of the many people on the earth not worthy of being called a member of the human race.