Typical Saturday night
And they say this stuff is bad for you, pff.
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August 9th, 2002 at 10:58 pm
Feeling guilty about running over the family cat, dad staged the scene to look like a hollywood overdose.
August 9th, 2002 at 7:59 am
Pussy, Drugs, and Alcohol.
August 9th, 2002 at 9:00 am
Felix was sick of being called a pussy and thought he’d show everyone how much of an animal he really was
August 9th, 2002 at 8:00 am
Morris gets litter-faced.
August 9th, 2002 at 8:58 pm
Fame had not been kind to Morris the Cat.
August 9th, 2002 at 6:39 am
When the catnip ran out, Sweatpea turned to beer and cigarettes.
August 9th, 2002 at 1:53 pm
Mighta been the whiskey, mighta been the gin, coulda be the 3, 4 6 packs I dunno but look at the mess I’m in
August 10th, 2002 at 6:58 am
Blearg…You tell that pusshy Garfield I can still stick hish head in the Tidy Cat any day…*blarph*, chrisht I gotta stop freebasing the Tender Vittlesh…
August 10th, 2002 at 10:01 am
After the unexpected success of his first movie ‘Cats and Dogs’, Mr Tinkles celebrated in style.
August 9th, 2002 at 8:24 am
when john woke up to see cat, he knew he did something horribly wrong and got waaay too drunk
August 9th, 2002 at 8:26 am
i don’t care if she was looking at you….she could have fleas
August 11th, 2002 at 6:12 pm
If our president can faint from choking on a pretzel, what do you expect from a furry feline?
August 16th, 2002 at 5:44 am
the life of a cat!
August 2nd, 2003 at 2:17 am
one sloppy pussy
December 4th, 2003 at 11:19 am
This my kind of cat!!!!!
August 9th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
Muffin, scarred forever by “Kitty Stew,” sought refuge and relief from his suffering in a case of Busch and pack of stale Pallmalls.
August 9th, 2002 at 11:00 am
“Shattered Dreams” the feline version.
August 9th, 2002 at 12:42 pm
Whenever I can’t get layed
I get pissed.
August 9th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
It all started with that bag of catnip……..
August 10th, 2002 at 1:14 am
Mighty Mouse in the off-season.
August 12th, 2002 at 4:55 pm
Kittie’s Night Out, the sequel. (As in, haven’t we seen this already?)
August 13th, 2002 at 4:23 am
Dammit! How many times do i have to tell you to stop stealing my Flags and drinkin em in the god damn street?!?!
August 14th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
TABBY…..OH TABBY….Why did you leave me?
August 17th, 2002 at 3:22 pm
The Johnsons thought their cat was just in heat, but now they discover the REAL truth…
September 16th, 2002 at 8:05 pm
5 boxes of cigarettes + 10 cases of beer + 1 cat = priceless
September 22nd, 2002 at 12:11 pm
And all along Bills son had been telling his father the truth about what was happening to his smokes and brew
September 22nd, 2002 at 12:11 pm
After the complete embarassment of the Clinton Administraion, socks the cat could no longer take the ridicule
March 18th, 2003 at 4:44 pm
John Bellushi reincarnated as a cat.
June 9th, 2003 at 1:25 pm
We dutch people have a dutch word for hangover: “kater”. When you transulate the word “kater” into English you get cat.
August 12th, 2004 at 9:16 am
Properly marinated and ready to cook!
August 10th, 2002 at 6:40 am
Wandering bottle hitting cat, we will all miss him..
August 11th, 2002 at 6:25 pm
this is just cruel! what were u thinking when u put this on here??
August 24th, 2002 at 1:45 pm
I have heard of getting drunking pussy…but..getting a pussy drunk..who does that?
August 9th, 2002 at 6:34 am
Fluffy realized that beer and cigarettes wouldn’t make him a ladies’ man. It would only make him less desireable.
August 9th, 2002 at 6:35 am
Two beers and a pack of cigarettes later, Muffin found happiness in his dreams.
August 9th, 2002 at 6:37 am
How Dry I Am
August 9th, 2002 at 8:25 am
friends don’t let friends commit beastiality