Run for you life
This is a photo of an actual sign, what it means is up to you. [uploaded by: Dave]
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August 11th, 2002 at 10:07 pm
People who had the chili can use both toilets in case of emergency.
August 12th, 2002 at 6:17 am
Flaming passengers may use the wing exits to vacate the plane.
August 19th, 2002 at 9:21 pm
Crosswalk sign in Hell.
August 14th, 2002 at 10:52 pm
Run Forrest fire, run!
August 14th, 2002 at 7:19 am
If on fire, you may exit on the left but only if someone exactly like you is leaving on the right.
February 18th, 2004 at 12:47 pm
At last! That little AOL bastard got what he deserved…..
August 11th, 2002 at 3:48 pm
Sign means: “In case of Self-Immolating Buddist Monks, exit here and here.”
August 12th, 2002 at 1:46 am
In case of fire, marshmallows are ready at both exits
August 11th, 2002 at 7:57 am
The way to the toilets in the famous Indian restaurant ‘Gandhi’s Revenge’
August 12th, 2002 at 1:16 am
AOL’s new Mexican restaurant chain never took off. Perhaps it was this sign, and their tagline: “You’ve got diarrhea!”
August 12th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
Exit sign at the Preparation H factory.
August 23rd, 2002 at 5:05 am
Damn Flamers!!
August 21st, 2002 at 12:02 pm
I told you a hundred times, lighting farts with matches is dangerous!
March 18th, 2003 at 4:41 pm
Johnny Knoxville’s tombstone.
August 11th, 2002 at 3:46 pm
Christ, we’re in Japan trying to find the toilets again, aren’t we?
August 11th, 2002 at 9:05 pm
International sign for “Caution: There are Morons ahead Lighting themselves on fire and running about for some dumbass extreme reality joke stunt “Hey I’m wicked cool” TV show ahead”
August 11th, 2002 at 11:54 pm
Dance instructions at the “Disco Inferno”
August 12th, 2002 at 4:14 pm
use either entrance for the spontaneous combustion seminar!
August 19th, 2002 at 2:42 am
LOOK! ARROWS!!!
August 24th, 2002 at 9:49 pm
Caution: No farting zone.
September 4th, 2002 at 7:47 pm
Artwork by Micheal Jackson…….
September 18th, 2002 at 11:50 am
I think i’ll stay right here then…
March 20th, 2003 at 1:54 am
The exit sign for the undergraduate chemistry lab
September 21st, 2003 at 7:33 pm
The roof the roof is on fire!
August 11th, 2002 at 11:11 am
One can still see relics from the famous Harlem riots of 68′
August 11th, 2002 at 11:14 am
when the UFO’s starting attacking,
Rod & Todd,the siamese twins,decided to fend for themselves……
August 11th, 2002 at 12:11 pm
The Bisexual Wellbeing center, “Where our flammer go both ways!”
August 11th, 2002 at 5:28 pm
Sadly, the AOL icon man was incinerated when his struggling AOL Time Warner bosses decided to burn down the company to collect the insurance money.
August 11th, 2002 at 7:14 pm
in an asylum for the mentally unhinged: “we would appreciate if all psychotic fire-covered lunatics would please run maniacally in these directions”
August 11th, 2002 at 8:04 pm
Actually the sign was turned by the photographer, originally it showed up or down directions.
Do you really think there’s more choices when your on fire…?
August 11th, 2002 at 10:23 pm
In the event of a fire, the company wanted to make certain that employees with split personalities would exit safely.
August 13th, 2002 at 5:00 pm
The new logo for the Burning Man Festival.
August 14th, 2002 at 1:52 am
in the case of Schizophrenia please exit here and here
August 15th, 2002 at 4:11 pm
in case of fire, you may run to both ways, but please do it quitely because there people trying ot get sleep over here!
August 16th, 2002 at 1:26 am
We at ACME Sign Co. believe the whole Stop Drop and Roll idea is just a bit ineffective. So now, if you spontaneously combust into flames, don’t stop drop and roll, run around and let the oxygen put out the fire…
August 16th, 2002 at 7:29 am
“Bald people farting on eachother on your sides.”
August 16th, 2002 at 1:58 pm
Crosswalk for CEO’s in the year 2002
August 25th, 2002 at 3:01 am
You can run this way, or you can run that way. You’re gonna die whichever way you go. Have a nice day!
September 21st, 2002 at 9:13 am
The game ‘Liar Liar Pants on fire’ is not to be taken lightly at Zweinstein’s school for magic
October 4th, 2002 at 7:15 am
In case of a fire
run around like mad
August 18th, 2003 at 9:56 am
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING HELL, WARNING: FLOORS WILL BE HOT. ENJOY YOUR STAY.
August 18th, 2003 at 8:59 pm
Run don’t walk! The Flame is coming!!!
September 19th, 2003 at 6:07 pm
Psychologist: “Tell me what you see.”
Patient: “My mom and dad.”
October 30th, 2004 at 10:28 am
flaming homos this way
September 10th, 2004 at 9:32 pm
Terror Alert Purple
August 12th, 2002 at 3:39 am
The age-old agade, illustrated: Women are flammable and men are combustible.
August 13th, 2002 at 4:12 am
At a recent Sex convention, this sign appeared: “In case of excessive friction due to amateur ignorance, please consult these easy-to-read ‘Please put out the fire on my ASS!!’ brochures. Thank You and have a wonderful experience.”
August 17th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
Warning: gasoline fumes. Do not light a match. Do not start a bonfire. Run. Run, as fast as you can.
August 20th, 2002 at 12:16 pm
This sign is useless. When the place burns down, you can’t even see it through the smoke.
November 14th, 2002 at 8:48 pm
Either way u go u r toast
August 11th, 2002 at 9:36 am
Only people persued by a disgusting fifty-eyed alien can run in both directions.